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"""adovocate"""This sub is so sad :( (self.ShitRedditSays)

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I don't even get mad anymore... i just hope you all find a way to heal your broken minds from everything wrong with them. This is like the atheism subreddit in terms of "Smug yet stupid" but you've all convinced yourselves you're fighting the patriarchy or something? I don't really know what the end game is, but wherever you all end up, I wish you the best. Life is way too short to be sitting on the computer picking apart reddit for something that can be construed as offensive.

P.S. You SJW's and people like you do more harm than good. I'm willing to bet racism and sexism and all your funny little isms would have been gone by now if SJWS and feminists hadn't kept on the warpath after their job was done by ACTUAL SJW's and feminists.

P.P.S i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate, eat shit and die SRS.

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[–]themeinmercer 174ポイント175ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm willing to bet racism and sexism and all your funny little isms would have been gone by now

eat shit and die SRS.

that escalated quickly

[–]ginandsoda 127ポイント128ポイント  (4子コメント)

I remember in 1959 right before SJWs were invented they just about had that racism and sexism issue licked, by golly!

[–]Plob218 53ポイント54ポイント  (2子コメント)

The White Men were thiiiis close to solving racism and sexism before all them coloreds and feeemales stuck their noses in it. Now shit'll never get fixed!

[–]actuallyanalienall i do is lie lie lie no matter what 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

I am filled with such regrets

[–]ClassicSchmosby1shh. 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? The Kkk had to bust out their secret weapon, the confederate "flag" to hold us back.

[–]EvilRethuglicanHide Your Peaches, the PC Police are Coming! 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

that escalated quickly

B-but he's not even mad anymore!

[–]Tophersaurus168Certified Sexual Fun Oppressor, Ph.D 122ポイント123ポイント  (4子コメント)

OH MAN. This is one of the more fun ones we've had in a while.

Instead of SRS stealing your girlfriend you took the initiative to STEAL ONE OF US AWAY FROM OUR BRAINWASHING!

We're dealing with a downright master of social rights this time, kids.

[–]spectralconfetti 103ポイント104ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Don't you think men deserve rights?!?!"

"Uh, yeah, sure I guess."

"You're an MRA, then! Boom, another victory for the MRM!"

[–]hoxhas_ghostcorrupting your pure bodily essence 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is good for Bitcoin.

[–]DeadliestGingerpost-fempocalyptic horror 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually it's about ethics in converting SJWs.

[–]EvilRethuglicanHide Your Peaches, the PC Police are Coming! 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

The next few lines of dialog:

"So then, want to hear a pretty hilarious humdinger about prison rape?"

"No, not really... I don't really think that kind of thing is funny. And besides, I thought you just asked me if I thought men deserved rights?"

"GOSH. YOU DAMN SJW. STOP BEING SO OFFENDED! IT'S JUST A JOAK."

[–]madsmaruarchduke of the fempire 233ポイント234ポイント  (12子コメント)

i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate

Oh no u guys the fempire has lost another disciple, who is definitely real and not fake and I can't stress enough how real and not make believe they are :(

[–]HeyThereImMrMeeseeks 149ポイント150ポイント  (3子コメント)

She's real! You just haven't met her 'cause she doesn't go to this school!

[–]Isocitratedhydro 77ポイント78ポイント  (2子コメント)

She goes to school in Canada.

[–]spandia 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a really good school too, like a private school, and all the other girls like here there, she shows them my picture and they all say "gee! You sure are lucky!"

[–]segoli(✿◕◡◕)D u want this quesadilla? (✿◕◡◕)ﾉ D here u go 79ポイント80ポイント  (0子コメント)

of all the things that definitely happened, that definitely happened the most

[–]Seattle_man_123Islamo-Kenyan SJW 55ポイント56ポイント  (0子コメント)

This would have been even better if he started it off with "as a black man"

[–]khantronSakaki is so cool 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

That friend's name? Albert Einstein.

[–]hoxhas_ghostcorrupting your pure bodily essence 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can confirm, am Theory of Relativity.

[–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can confirm, am going a significant percentage of the speed of light.

[–]aerie-･∀･) fite mi 1v1 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/thathappened :)

[–]tuba_manNo John, you are the bigots. 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

real and not make believe and definitely not totes mad because jesus christ regressives are so mad right nwo

[–]nmbq 96ポイント97ポイント  (9子コメント)

Life is way too short to be sitting on the computer picking apart reddit for something that can be construed as offensive.

(I forgot how to do the big one)

[–]Georgia-OQueefedemilitarized friendzone 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

picking apart reddit for something that can be construed as offensive.

Is it really "picking stuff apart" when 99% of the time the stuff posted here is content that most people outside of reddit would consider deplorable

[–]jaayynereverse racist misandrist heterophobe gonna steal ur monies 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, see, you SJWs just look wayyy too much into everything. I mean, the top two comments are not offensive at all. The top comment is saying that a woman's body belongs to society because society pays a tiny amount of taxes for her healthcare! That's not offensive at all, not to anyone except you SJWs. I bet if I said that to my mother she'd agree with me.

The second top comment is someone wondering why it's unacceptable to marry a 14-year old. Come on! That's not offensive at all! I'm sure every parent or relative of a 14-year old would absolutely agree with that!

/sssssssssssss

[–]cadrpeartumblrwise doubleplusmisandryful 27ポイント28ポイント  (5子コメント)

[](/bigironicat)

[–]segoli(✿◕◡◕)D u want this quesadilla? (✿◕◡◕)ﾉ D here u go 32ポイント33ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]segoli(✿◕◡◕)D u want this quesadilla? (✿◕◡◕)ﾉ D here u go 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

oh hell yes look what i did

[–]nmbq 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

thanks <3.

[–]neoballoon 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why it should be spent converting your feminist SJW friends to MRA's!!!

[–]ArchangelleHelenelleOF OUR BRD'S PEACHES 65ポイント66ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

Thank you from the bottom of my BRD heart bro. We've LITERALLY been walking the desert of LMBO's as of late bro. If you could make a "pee pee ess" about your bench weight we would be golden here bro.

Thanks again bro.

[–]Ahabs_Pegleg#BurnRedditDown 127ポイント128ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm willing to bet racism and sexism and all your funny little isms would have been gone by now if SJWS and feminists hadn't kept on the warpath after their job was done by ACTUAL SJW's and feminists.

Yeah that's totes a great theory of social movements bro.

[–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 47ポイント48ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ostriches supposedly use the same strategy with lions....

[–]LogisticMap 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

no, we are the ostriches

[–]Ioethe 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

I wanna be a zebra.

[–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

We respect your personal life choices. :)

[–]Ioethe 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I have literally just spent five minutes trying to figure out what noise a zebra makes and how to spell it. I think I'll go outside for a while...

[–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

For you, O Stripey One:

https://youtu.be/rzueL0D-vMs

[–]Ioethe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoowhoop! Whoowhoop!

[–]koronicuspersecutor of manchildren 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't you logic!? The only way to kill bigotry is to not believe in it, and when nobody* believes in it anymore, it vanishes. Like killing gods in fantasy stories, which is a funny coincidence because I'm pretty sure bigotry is reddit's chief religion, so it works on at least two levels.

* statement does not apply to racists. because reasons.

[–]VermiciousKnidzz 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should let Egypt know that the best way to stop FGM is to stop talking about it

Or maybe Russia could benefit from this new theory to help the status of Russian homosexuals....just stop talking about it!!! Simple as that!!

[–]aplaceatthedqsome people close to me suggested I not jack this circle. 35ポイント36ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is nothing like the atheism subreddit. Our one click memes will live forever!

[–]segoli(✿◕◡◕)D u want this quesadilla? (✿◕◡◕)ﾉ D here u go 25ポイント26ポイント  (4子コメント)

I just remembered that day when all SRS submissions had to be rage comics. we gotta have another one of those...

[–]TheGreatWolfRuss 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh that was a classic I still have some saved

[–]TommorowsAshesqueeeeff 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

post some links, i'm thirsty!

[–]PrettyIceCubeGender is more real than biological sex 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zero click you mean?

[–]numberonepaofanI am become BRD, taker of internet points 270ポイント271ポイント  (2子コメント)

"I don't even get mad anymore"

five seconds later

"eat shit and die SRS"

lol

[–]ChicomoztocThe evil empire salutes the shevil fempire ☭ 95ポイント96ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't really know what the end game is

Nor the start game, or the mid game, or the game's rules or anything really.

Edit: Oh look at that user history with all those healthy well-informed opinions.

[–]beccaface 59ポイント60ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought we were playing Jenga!

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSSalted Juicy Walnuts 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

the endgame is

looking for all the damn wooden blocks because they're all over the floor now

[–]brdsetsfireWake up, brigade. Now derailed and mansplained. 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

seriously flipping tables is the last thing you want to do in Jenga

[–]neilcjNeckbearded Uncle Tim Feminazi 95ポイント96ポイント  (6子コメント)

i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate

Being totally honest, you recently pestered someone so long they said whatever it took to get you to shut the fuck up, right?

[–]segoli(✿◕◡◕)D u want this quesadilla? (✿◕◡◕)ﾉ D here u go 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

here's how that conversation went:

TheMostNobleGas: hey, uh, feminism is bad or something.

feminist SJW tumblrette: lol what

TMNG: yeah it's bad. SJWs ruining everything. yeah yesterday someone told me my confederate flag was racist. don't they know racism died when slavery ended 400 years ago?

FSJWT: lmao okay

TMNG: wait, did you just say okay? I think you just said okay

FSJWT: what? I got distracted watching the shit fling itself out of your mouth

TMNG: okay so I'll mark that as a "yes". welcome to the self proclaimed male right advocate league!!! what do you wanna do now?????

FSJWT: hey sorry I... gotta go... find an excuse... to never talk to you again

TMNG (internal monologue): gee whiz. I'm so good at this. I'm a respected member of my community and contribute to society in meaningful ways

[–]tofu_popsicle 57ポイント58ポイント  (3子コメント)

He/she recently convinced another 12 year old that it's super cool to denounce feminism.

[–]xanax_pineapple 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Do you think fathers have as much right to see their children as mothers do?"

"Yeah if they're a good dad, for sure."

Hay guys guess what. Just converted my friend to a big time mra rights activist. She doesn't even remember her tumblr password anymore hollaaaaaa.

[–]your_mom_naked 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

he conviced his body pillow*

[–]tofu_popsicle 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, yes, his waifu. No more tumblr for her!

[–]lacquerqueen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmmmm this may be an old 'friend ' of mine. I just started to nod and then ignore him and his weird 'females just want my money' rants (after he told my bf i was getting too fat but there were other girls to be found luckily)

[–]jablair51Social Justice Pyro 107ポイント108ポイント  (2子コメント)

eat shit and die SRS.

Are you sure that you ain't mad?

[–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 76ポイント77ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think he might be mad.

[–]dt403Friendzoning is a defacto eugenics program 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let the record show he is both Mad and Care!

[–]AusOffroader 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

Life is way too short to be sitting on the computer picking apart reddit for something that can be construed as offensive.

That is exactly what you're doing right now. Twenty points for been brave and attempting to stir more shit. Keep it up mate.

[–]ComradeRabbitEvil Commie Queeeeer 180ポイント181ポイント  (23子コメント)

This is so adorable on so many levels.

[–]ameoba 98ポイント99ポイント  (22子コメント)

The post history is a goldmine.

[–]PM_ME_UR_GROSSKREUTZ 189ポイント190ポイント  (4子コメント)

As you are well known to be a "Feminist" Would you say you support the destruction of western civilization and society at large, and that political correctness should be prioritized over truth and fact?

he asked this to a kids author

[–]PM_ME_UR_GROSSKREUTZ 150ポイント151ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't wanna be that guy but... the jews have been actively trying to feminize our society for generations now.

--

[–]ComradeRabbitEvil Commie Queeeeer 117ポイント118ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't wanna be that guy

Is that guy

MFW

[–]TNBK 69ポイント70ポイント  (0子コメント)

jews have been actively trying to feminize our society

Right, that's why Jewish men are displayed as paragons of masculinity and a veritable fountain of testerone in cinema, and white men the absolute opposite of that. Mmm. Quite.

[–]Otoan 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

Read OP's post, thought "why is anyone upvoting this", went to the comments section and now I know why.

Funniest reddit thread of the day. Thanks OP, your tears are refreshing.

[–]aStarving0rphanDon't fight the Rugmen 74ポイント75ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yelling "hey sexy" is harassment? No. Harassment is a person grabbing your ass and making repeated advances on you after denying. Harassment is someone stalking or threatening you. This is a child yelling shit at a woman in front of his friends to seem "cool". You need to learn what harassment is, because calling this harassment is comparing it to ACTUAL harassment.

Someone actually wrote this...

[–]aStarving0rphanDon't fight the Rugmen 64ポイント65ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yea this is Tumblr, talking about rape. You literally need to just ignore everything anyone says on that website about ANY sort of social issue like rape, mental disorders, etc. It's a complete shitshow of 14 year olds circle jerking about their triggers and preferred pronouns nowadays. My opinion is, that unless you've been raped, you have no right to talk about how it is, and how the standards "really are".

The shit keeps getting shitty too.

And isn't that all reddit is anyways?

It's a complete shitshow of 14 year olds circle jerking

[–]arihereticMiss Andrey 61ポイント62ポイント  (5子コメント)

I am a rape survivor. Who thinks he'll listen to what I think?

[–]captainflyte 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

no no no

you need to PROVE you are a rape survivor

with pictures and the documentation from the report the DAY IT HAPPENED so that he can evaluate it to determine if it was a false accusation or not. You also need to show clear mental distress that "doesnt seem faked", and have a male friend who can vouch that it happened.

THEN you can talk about rape. but only from a select group of Approved Opinions.

[–]BosmanJ 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be honest he would probably blame you for it :( most of them are even that terrible, living in their own isolated MRA bubble ..

[–]awesomebob 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure he'd give you a stern talking to about false accusations.

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    [–]waterfromhellBRD in a cage puts heaven in a rage 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Its like a goldmine of shit, Did Christmas come early this year ?

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      [–]fluffywhitethingAvocado Adovocate 104ポイント105ポイント  (5子コメント)

      All men are rapists. You can not be racist against whites. All sex is rape. Women that choose to stay at home as mothers further the patriarchy. Straight people are just homophobic, and gays are transphobic. Biology is a social construct, and you can't tell how healthy a person is by their weight. Last but not least, Tumblr is an open minded group of people in a safe place for everyone. Die cis white hetero scum.

      He's the best straw feminist in the world.

      [–]tbeysquirrel 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Literally me

      [–]proGGthrowaway< not actually pro-GG 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      me irl

      [–]ThuggsyBogues 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He'd fit in around here ;)

      [–]dv12900Not ALL Strawmen! 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh MY GOD that's so me!!1

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        [–]smayple 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Thank god, it feels cheap when they use throwaways

        [–]kaboutermeisje 59ポイント60ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Only three measly paragraphs? I feel like you're not really trying.

        [–]relax_on_the_mat 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

        wtf is the difference between a SJW and an actual SJW?

        [–]beccaface 53ポイント54ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Actual SJWs fought the patriarchy in the 70's and burned their bras, cause tits are awesome!

        Then they grew up, had sons, and let them play GTA.

        [–]ThuggsyBogues 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Noble attempt at the classic "feign pity to gain superiority" tactic, but you kinda gave up on it at the end. I've seen better, seen worse

        All in all, 7.5/10

        [–]narrenburg"Self-hating" man 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

        The only people who think SRS claims to be a revolutionary feminist fighting force are people like you.

        [–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Wait....we're not a revolutionary feminist fighting force? You mean I've been practicing all these weeks mastering the dildz-chuks for nothing? D'awwww....

        [–]reddit_feministhomfoboob 90ポイント91ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I wish you the best

        eat shit and die

        found my new e-mail signature!

        [–]Seattle_man_123Islamo-Kenyan SJW 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I don't even get mad anymore

        Off to a good start!

        eat shit and die

        Well that went downhill...

        [–]packyouuppao / sarkeesian 2016 58ポイント59ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I don't even get mad anymore [...] eat shit and die SRS

        lol but u mad tho

        [–]pumpkinspice_latte 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

        P.P.S i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate, eat shit and die SRS.

        Lol I'm sure

        [–]smayple 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yes that's all well and good, but how much can you bench?????

        [–]Rei-Toei 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

        This should be a copypasta, it's like the definition of 2edgy4me

        [–]S4B0Tu got mad 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

        i thought this was a joke til i saw the post history lel

        [–][deleted] 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

        hahahahahahahaha

        [–]dhtnsthaws peaches for fun 52ポイント53ポイント  (7子コメント)

        adovocate

        [–]fluffywhitethingAvocado Adovocate 39ポイント40ポイント  (6子コメント)

        I think I'm going to change flairs now.

        [–]fuckinayyylmao 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

        But y not advocado tho

        [–]fluffywhitethingAvocado Adovocate 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

        ... That needs to be a super hero.

        Presenting Advocado

        [–]fuckinayyylmao 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

        This is good :D

        [–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Especially with chips.

        [–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSSalted Juicy Walnuts 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

        advocados at law

        [–]dhtnsthaws peaches for fun 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

        [–]BOREDOM-NOWHERE 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Life is way too short to be sitting on the computer picking apart reddit for something that can be construed as offensive.

        But not too short to suddenly hop out of the bushes and deliver a furious rambling invective plus two curtain calls.

        Enormously entertaining: the I stole your wimmenz, bitches! is one of the most brilliant denouements I've seen in quite a while. I hope he remembered to thank the Academy.

        The only improvement I would suggest is:

        sent from my ipad supercomputer

        [–]Logomac3 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Man, when was the last one to tell us how much he lifts?

        [–]bezzzerk 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

        i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate, eat shit and die SRS.

        I want this on a t-shirt.

        Edit: With a nice little League of Legends motif on the back too.

        [–]ArchangelleHelenelleOF OUR BRD'S PEACHES 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        We're branding them as we speak.

        [–]KurtVonnebutt 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I want "Smug yet stupid" written on my grave stone.

        [–]CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

        Lowest Effort Sarumangry Ever!

        [–]boddity77 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

        omg do you do this for every LMBO? I'm crying tears of laughter

        [–]CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I do, but I usually miss the initial rush and only find them about 12 hours after they are posted. Hence me rushing this one.

        [–]exleus 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        omg the cat part at the end. I haven't managed to see your work before but you do brd proud. So proud.

        [–]TrogdorCronus27Best Damn Adovocado 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        did you ever knooowww that you're my herooooooo?

        [–]ArchangelleHelenelleOF OUR BRD'S PEACHES 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

        pls tell me you wore a top hat while recording this!

        [–]Plob218 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This is the hardest I've laughed before 9:00am in quite a while.

        [–]Panhead369i caught the feminisms 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

        [–]FancyTeasatan spawn... the misandry demon 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You sound a little salty there bud.

        [–]IAmATreeYessex is top priority 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I don't even get mad anymore

        eat shit and die SRS.

        EXCUSE ME MY STEM LOGIC SENSE IS DETECTING A CONTRADICTION IN YOUR STATEMENT

        [–]DeadliestGingerpost-fempocalyptic horror 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

        bae that escalated quickly, you seem really mad. are you being a little oversensitive maybe?

        [–]electricminkBRD, BRD, BRD - BRD is le whirred 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Well...innat just special....

        [–]shinyblastoise 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Cute op now go back to your coloring books

        [–]GallusLafayetti 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Oh my god, they're so funny when they get mad

        [–]neoballoon 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

        lol

        [–]FreshHotTakes 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

        "Smug yet stupid"

        I know you are, but what am I?

        [–]KUmitch 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

        i thought this was satire the first time i read it and then i got to the comments where people posted the guy's history

        tfw racist MRAs are literally self-parodies

        [–]Georgia-OQueefedemilitarized friendzone 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

        P.P.S i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate, eat shit and die SRS.

        definitely happened

        [–]hoxhas_ghostcorrupting your pure bodily essence 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Life is way too short to be sitting on the computer picking apart reddit

        Nailing it with the cognitive dissonance. 10/10 would lift again

        [–]chromablitzCertified Fresh SJW Supergirl 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

        ITT: the cabal goes total 4chan on TheMostNobleGas. karma's a bastard, ain't he, Noble

        [–]MetaphoricalsimileSRS stole my fedora 7ポイント8ポイント  (5子コメント)

        Adobo is delicious.

        [–]gregsg 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

        hey i'm gonna have like an assload of ghost peppers soon i don't know what to do with them

        is this the right place to ask? this seems like the right place to ask

        [–]kailash_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

        make some hot sauce.

        [–]gregsg 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

        i guess that's always an option but then i'll be all like -- help, i've got six gallons of hot sauce and i don't know what to do with it

        [–]captainflyte 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You keep tiny bottles in your pockets to fling into the eyes of the cis het white men at your whim >:D

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          [–]Ieatbacon_always 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

          lol

          [–]8bitdeerJust a math lovin', joy killin' SJW 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

          At first I was just annoyed by the "holier than thou" attitude you put on, but all your P.S. messages just made me start laughing so fucking hard. Nice one.

          [–]doggiedogdogdogdogcishet scum 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Recipe for saline: this guy, some water.

          [–]SJWsControlTheWorld 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

          P.S. You SJW's and people like you do more harm than good. I'm willing to bet racism and sexism and all your funny little isms would have been gone by now if SJWS and feminists hadn't kept on the warpath after their job was done by ACTUAL SJW's and feminists.

          Bigotry doesn't exist thanks to REAL feminists, and you FAKE feminists are the reason bigotry still exists. Checkmate, SRS!

          [–]FirstWaveMasculinistreplace all men with one direction 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

          n*ce shit

          [–]OpheliasBreathDo beards desalinate tears? 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Well I converted your MRAs into MREs and got indigestion.

          [–]Fluffkins 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I recently converted a self proclaimed male rights adovocate into some really nice guacamole.

          [–]themanwhowasoctober 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Thank you for participating in Shit Reddit Says! We are thrilled that you are interested in issues regarding aodovocaotoing for social justice! I'm sure you're wondering what steps you can take next, and we are happy to assist with that.

          Upon review of your situation, we have concluded that you are perfect just the way you are! Keep fighting the good fight by doing what you are doing and positive social changes are inevitable! Await cash moneys to be sent to you by the truckload along with the admiration of persons that appeal to your sexual desires! The world is saved because of people like you!

          Hooray! Hooray literally hooray!

          Just kidding, you're a poop.

          [–]Runlevel_Zero 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

          If we just don't talk about problems, they'll go away right? Down with the SJWs! Who wants social justice when you're a white guy! /s

          [–]RedditDontReallittle organized militia of angry moms 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Lol when people throw out 'tumblrette' like an insult it sure sounds a lot like 'suffragette'. Do they realize? Do you realize, OP? Probs not.

          [–]ogdredweary 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          i mean, these are the same people who think "social justice" is bad, so... maybe what words mean or sound like is not so high on their priorities

          [–]luladinsjw thought police 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I'm willing to bet racism and sexism and all your funny little isms would have been gone by now if SJWS and feminists hadn't kept on the warpath

          after their job was done by ACTUAL SJW's and feminists.

          I dunno about you guys but I self-proclaim myself to be Schroedinger's SJW and feminist

          [–]WizardofStaz 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

          LOL. If it's petty to point out shitty stuff we accidentally run across on reddit, it's like triply petty to specifically go to a subreddit you don't like so you can point stuff out and complain. You know, it's like the difference between stepping in dog shit on the sidewalk and following a dog around all day waiting for it to shit so you can stomp in it and yell at the owner.

          [–]mowtangyde 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Ummm... Troll. Have y'all forgotten what a troll is? Is troll not a thing anymore? Some fucked up kid with no life, like us, spews his reactionary shit on the interthingy?

          [–]exleus 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

          For real though. I'll never actually advocate for trolls in any general or specific sense, but back when they used to at least try. This one couldn't even keep his pretend concern-trolling for like 200 words.

          I do love that you can just see the spittle form at his mouth. He started calm enough but when he thought more about it he just could help himself from getting mad.

          I give this troll a grade of

          [–]wileyroxyManservant of the Glorious Fempire 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

          much like your posting

          [–]crowofsadness 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Boring, back in the day the mad-bros would really cry.

          I give you a C-.

          [–]actuallyanalienall i do is lie lie lie no matter what 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Dude like why do you hate women

          [–]FattyMcPatty 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          ACTUAL SJWS

          Lmfao

          [–]Zombonesactual commie 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "you social justice warriors take things t0o serious and are raging assholes", "go die"

          [–]6stars 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

          this post is funny

          [–]miianwilson 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          This one is my favorite

          [–]SRS-SRSLY~just another cock in the patriarchy~ 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

          so so sad :(

          [–]morrocc 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

          i recently converted my friend from feminist skeleton tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate, eat shit and die SRS.

          that friend's name? Albert Einstein.

          [–]Chaika712it's German for "the cis scum, the" 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          P.P.S i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate, eat shit and die SRS.

          /r/thathappened

          [–]RacecarlockSocial Justice Sharknado 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          We really don't need your pity, thanks. We're doing just fine, and our minds are perfectly alright.

          Oh, also "eat shit and die" isn't the best phrase for making new friends.

          [–]Imnotsosureaboutthat 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Haha what a jokester! Surely this fine reddit user isn't being serious. I wonder what their posting history is like.. OH MY GOD YOU ARE FOR REAL HAHAHAHA

          [–]fauxkarenprimadonna tumblrina 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Nice one. 8/10. Could have used some more macho posturing but was more creative than we've had recently.

          [–]koronicuspersecutor of manchildren 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          The best part is how you wrote this thinking it would actually make anyone here mad.

          [–]bangwhimper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I love u please take me away from this world take me into ur arms show me everything~~~~~~~~*

          [–]waterfromhellBRD in a cage puts heaven in a rage 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I don't even get mad anymore... eat shit and die SRS.

          That's a sever case of Butthurt, luckily I have just the remedy for you. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/316/742/44b.jpg

          [–]Fair_Question 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Well look at that, you can get the poo delivered.

          P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S

          The only female I have ever spoken to is my Mom and she said she would be an male rights advocate if I cleaned up my room.

          [–]talkinsquirrel 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I recently converted my Evee to a Jolteon. I assume it's like that right? Cuz they're both imaginary?

          [–]aerie-･∀･) fite mi 1v1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          OP is something special, y'all.

          [–]Marius_Eponinegenuine_femanazi 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You know what else is sad? the fact that you have to fuck off. Oh wait, no it isn't. Fuck off

          [–]giantstonegoat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Well, that's me convinced.

          [–]captionquirk 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          cute :)

          [–]ChiefSocialJusticar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          no u

          [–]Shady_Skooma_Dealer 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          i am cri too :(

          [–]RanchoUnicorno 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          L'est of O L's.

          [–]blowitoutyaass 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          rust(le)d jimbobs, OP?

          [–]LordSteaktonFilthy Commie 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          From looking at your history, I can safely say that you've spent more time raging about feminists than I have spent on anything.

          [–]scobes 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Haven't seen one of these for ages.

          [–]strawberyl 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          nice wordsalad in the pps, i wanted vinaigrette tho

          [–]markedConundrum 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          shit what's the opposite of dank I need an adjective

          [–]nein_dankeLET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY PENIS 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          wow maybe i should change my ways

          [–]struct_accountPAO 4 LIFE 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          lmao BRUH

          edit: adovocate

          [–]luladinsjw thought police 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          i recently converted my friend from feminist SJW tumblrette to self proclaimed male rights adovocate

          http://youtu.be/SilWxL-z08I

          [–]Randomly_Passing_ByUr Shine is so Brave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I love you <3 <3 <3

          [–]RanchoUnicorno 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          god of course this gets posted when im busy moving do me a favor redditors for future mangry fits please wait until like 1 am.

          k? plz? thanks.

          [–]crowofsadness 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Boring, back in the day the mad-bros would really cry.

          I give you a C-.

          [–]BattlerBaster -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I am now convinced these posts are trolls.

          [–]UncleEggmaHates his penis 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

          lol reddit detective is like the coolest tool ever for pulling the worst posts from a shitbag reactionary's comment history:

          "If you bothered to visit TRP you'd see that they wholeheartedly hate on the woman beaters and blatant woman haters just as much as the rest of us. Its a sub dedicated to teaching men how to be men instead of the pussified versions that are required of us in this age. Please don't take for face value what people say of TRP. Read the sidebar and a few posts and form your own opinion on it. Edit; Down vote me all you want fedoraknights, doesn't change what the truth is. As soon as someone attaches a mention of the red pill its all wife beating, but without saying "TRP" it's "wow this guys insightful". Learn to consider society and norms/expectations you narrow minded fools."

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