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[–]banana_wagon 512ポイント513ポイント  (106子コメント)

Did you have to take out a loan?

[–]jzen11[S] 307ポイント308ポイント  (97子コメント)

Luckily I wasn't paying.. but yes, my interest rate was very high.

[–]jdawg75 110ポイント111ポイント  (95子コメント)

I am super curious how much this cost?

[–]jzen11[S] 332ポイント333ポイント  (80子コメント)

$750 all in.

[–]Fisto_the_clown 651ポイント652ポイント  (39子コメント)

And when they shaped it into a big ol' vagina for you... was that extra or was that a freebie?

Got a weekend without the wife coming up and I need to make plans.

[–]HiddenShorts 50ポイント51ポイント  (19子コメント)

Didn't see that the first time. Looked again. Now all i see is fish pie. Damn it.

[–]ILoveLamp9 25ポイント26ポイント  (18子コメント)

smells all the same too

[–]PPG113 39ポイント40ポイント  (13子コメント)

For real though, if you eat sushi that smells fishy, find a new place to eat. Same goes for buying any fish really.

[–]Xalibu 38ポイント39ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same with.....on never mind.

[–]peacockpartypants 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

True story. Ancient Japanese folklore also suggests the ginger offered is also to help prevent any illness in the off chance you had eaten bad fish. (aside from more well known purpose of cleansing the pallet)

[–]BackWithAVengance 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

mmmmmm iron

[–]HiddenShorts 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Umm...if you smell iron on, in, or around the fish pie I suggest getting your face away. Unless you're into red wings.

[–]Wampawacka 43ポイント44ポイント  (14子コメント)

That's actually not a bad price for that amount of sushi. Where's it from?

[–]Woodhouse_rocks 153ポイント154ポイント  (10子コメント)

The ocean.

[–]thairussox 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

ocean sushi is best sushi

[–]Gas_Station_Sushi 96ポイント97ポイント  (3子コメント)

I beg to differ.

[–]PapaLeo 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Redditor since 2 years, 6 months, 6 days.

Well done.

[–]thairussox 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

he can't vote for himself, though

DO THE RULES MEAN NOTHING ANYMORE?!

[–]PM_ME_YR_SCREENPLAY 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not bad at all. Less than half of my guess.

[–]spaceman_slim 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it free if you eat it all in under 30 minutes?

[–]forgetfularse 8ポイント9ポイント  (16子コメント)

That's probably the most sushi I've ever seen in one place.

...So $750 has me kinda suspicious...

[–]LivingUnderSomeRock 13ポイント14ポイント  (15子コメント)

Sounds pretty pricey considering you can pay 20$ for all you can eat at certain places.

[–]forgetfularse 31ポイント32ポイント  (10子コメント)

$20 all you can eat sushi...

...Highway to the Diarrhea Zone, if you ask me.

[–]ChaseObserves 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

No way. There's a $20 all you can eat sushi spot in my town that's absolutely superb. Maybe not the best sushi on Earth but it is in no way sketchy or food poison-y. Tastes delicious.

[–]fuzzycuff 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I mean, if you live in the middle of a desert. Most places where I'm from (Toronto) charge between 20-30 dollars.

[–]biggyofmt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I literally live in the middle of the desert, and $20 is right for all you can eat that's not bad

[–]joker8baller 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In California, it's pretty damn good.

[–]Jaimz22 295ポイント296ポイント  (20子コメント)

What kind of monster would do this! http://i.imgur.com/odgU3hX.png

[–]hlskn 81ポイント82ポイント  (6子コメント)

Man that kind of shit should be NSFL

[–]_Jimmy2times 97ポイント98ポイント  (5子コメント)

Not safe for lunch

[–]hlskn 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not safe for lunch

I would still have a good go though ;p

[–]sa0sinner 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is what I ALWAYS understood NSFL to mean. Since I first saw it in early 2000s. Not until recently did someone explain it is "not safe for life"

[–]Ben__Diesel 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back in the early 2000's you'd be right. It did mean Not Safe For Lunch. Since then NSFL is usually only said when referring to someone who got really fucked up (like their leg blown up from a tire). Kinda like how some people think of NSFW as something with clear nudity or serious gore. But it's really just something you wouldn't want your boss/coworkers to catch you lookin at.

[–]sour_kareem 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Besides that piece being jostled, there's also the fact that the lovely pattern of one salmon (or sweet potato? not sure) for every 2 or 3 tuna ends on the left side and is all tuna. That bothered me a lot more.

[–]SushiJo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

what bothered me most was the cucumber salad is touching a LOT of sushi. I hate cucumbers.

[–]HylophobiaTTN 77ポイント78ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nothing like a huge platter of sushi on a nice summer day...sitting out...for hours. Yum.

[–]sickly_snake 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seriously. I would not trust any of that after 20-30 minutes. Nah that's a lie, I love sushi I'd still eat. No ragrets.

[–]FortBriggs 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The best sushi (and authentic sushi) is aged fish anyway, so it sitting out for a little bit wont hurt.

[–]Morsten 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not just aged out in the open under the sun though.

[–]WetWalrusWhaling 199ポイント200ポイント  (29子コメント)

I would eat until I vomited. And then wipe my face and continue to stuff my face and be the gluttonous basted I am when it comes to sushi. Christ.

[–]whosaidpanic 104ポイント105ポイント  (17子コメント)

it would kill me but i would finish that platter...i would be a slobbering, incoherent, mess that was glowing from all the mercury....but i would finish it. Sushi is my weakness

[–]exjentric 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, this is how I want to die.

[–]PrimeIntellect 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never really had thought I knew how I wanted to go, but we are in this one together

[–]SushiJo 18ポイント19ポイント  (14子コメント)

You think so, but you wouldn't get close. Too much rice. If it were all sashimi, then maybe we could talk. We used to do a sushi challenge at a place I worked and it consisted of 10 futo-maki, which were sliced into 50 total pieces, which we would stack like a volcano, then run sriracha down the sides like lava. No one ever came close, and our customer base was 75% military.

[–]Waadap 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even Sashimi...I bet that bad boy would be well over 20 pounds. No way someone could eat a platter that monstrous.

[–]thats_ridiculous 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll just lay on the floor and have someone tip the tray into my mouth, Garfield style.

[–]avplanes12 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sounds like me and my friends when we go to a Sushi restaurant that is all you can eat.

[–]DocMN 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only thing that holds me back from more sushi is usually my wallet telling me to chill out. I could eat sushi all day.

[–]EnigmaXVII 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I too enjoy basting myself in gluttony.

[–]Bamres 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats ne at every all you can eat sushi

[–]iAMaHUSKY 138ポイント139ポイント  (4子コメント)

Awww man, I wish I could have some, but...

[–]SasquatchCunt 64ポイント65ポイント  (1子コメント)

I barf. I barf. I barf. I barf. I barf. I barf. I barf. I barf. I barf.

[–]Discodawn 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have that same problem :'(

[–]TheDranx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd be on the fast train to the toilet and then to the ER. Allergies suck ass.

[–]OncewasaBlastocoel 45ポイント46ポイント  (3子コメント)

Enough mercury on that platter to take the temperature of a sperm whale.

[–]wafp 96ポイント97ポイント  (17子コメント)

Intentionally shaped like lady parts?

[–]CIark 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's never unintentional.

[–]deprizzi 65ポイント66ポイント  (9子コメント)

If you go through life thinking everything ovular is shaped like lady parts, you're going to have a bad time

[–]stevietwoslice 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yonic. Not correcting you, just a lot of people don't know that word, especially for how many know and use "phallic."

[–]ekapalka 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know a guy from Germany named Yonic. Wonder if he knows what it means

[–]kat_loves_tea 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fun things to know and tell!

[–]deprizzi 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Phallic refers specifically to the penis, not all genitalia - not sure if that's what you're getting at or not. But thanks, I didn't realize there was a "female" version of that word.

[–]stevietwoslice 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right. One's P, one's Va-G. To put it simply.

[–]teethandteeth 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you go through life thinking everything ovular is shaped like boobs, you're going to have a great time, because everything is boobs

[–]kingdill 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's at a baby shower.

[–]sallydreams 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was going to use the term "sushi vag" but your response seems way more mature.

[–]caroyiiwa 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like the virgin of Guadalupe.

[–]michaelduck1 45ポイント46ポイント  (36子コメント)

That just seems unsafe...

[–]EyeLike2Watch 72ポイント73ポイント  (21子コメント)

yeah it looks like it'd be all warm and oogy in about 15 minutes

[–]Dogpool 24ポイント25ポイント  (8子コメント)

There would be a smell.

[–]GrandpaRotten 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

Like those huge mounds of shrimp and crab legs at the casino. You're really rolling the dice eating that shit.

[–]water_mizu 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta eat it quick.

[–]SambySouthWest 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's okay. We kept it fresh under a heat lamp.

[–]HowAmIEvenAlive 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Seriously. Saw the pic and cringed.. no way I'd TOUCH a giant party platter of raw fish.

[–]prodevel 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just have to assume that it was made in a walk-in, but then the rice?!

[–]Dr_Edge_ATX 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love sushi but that looks kinda gross

[–]makeitcool 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Fo-er my suppa, I er, uh, want a party plattaa"

[–]cowrecked 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Throw in a few ers and uhhs, what's your hurry

[–]SpooneyMean485 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not on ice!

[–]lifewontwait86 28ポイント29ポイント  (16子コメント)

Give me a joint, a gallon of saki, and a good movie. It'll be done in two hours.

[–]aznkriss133 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can I join?

[–]lifewontwait86 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bring a platter! (and Elsa Husk. Sorry, I lurked your profile cause I was that bored).

[–]genius_waitress 9ポイント10ポイント  (8子コメント)

You probably mean sake, unless you gauge your reading of the works of short-story writer H. H. Munro using liquid measurement.

Different pronunciations, too, which will help you remember:

Saki = sock-ee
sake = sock-ay

[–]thebubseat 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you built this from the bottom to the top by the time you got to the top the bottom wouldnt qualify as fresh sushi

[–]maribari 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

Am I the only one who doesn't find this appetizing?

[–]vanker 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like sushi, but this is kinda nauseating to look at.

[–]That_80sGuy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing like mass produced sushi!

[–]barfcow 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gross

[–]GosuMagic 23ポイント24ポイント  (18子コメント)

So by the time you start making the second half of this, wouldn't the first half go bad? Seems very time consuming.

[–]Fartfacethrowaway 84ポイント85ポイント  (14子コメント)

It's almost as if this platter was created by more than one person, for more than one person!

[–]wiskywasky 3ポイント4ポイント  (13子コメント)

I think you misread that comment as "by the you start eating the second half" instead of making the second half.

[–]Hoobleton 9ポイント10ポイント  (12子コメント)

created by more than one person

I think you didn't even read all of that comment.

[–]wiskywasky 18ポイント19ポイント  (11子コメント)

Lol, they just edited it. It originally said "It's almost as if this platter was created for more than one person." Also, wasn't trying to be a dick or anything, just honestly trying to point out that I think they flubbed a little.

[–]OfficerTitSlit2569 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's almost as if

That's starting to be my most hated phrase on reddit. There's just something so obnoxious and passive aggressive about it.

[–]tonyrocks922 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the caterer/restaurant knows what they're doing, each roll will be taken from the sushi chef as completed and plated in the walk in.

[–]expert02 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You make it in a freezer.

[–]Mzamike 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can just imaging a room packed with people, probably 80 degrees in there

[–]Abohir 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

By the time they set the last piece, how long was the first piece out in the open?

Seems too big to be practical for raw food

[–]SushiJo 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a sushi chef, the first thing that comes to my mind is "damn, that shouldn't be sitting out at room temperature", which is quickly followed by "it probably took half an hour just to assemble" which is then quickly followed by "I wouldn't eat any of that". Sushi should be eaten immediately, not left out like that. I'm sure if anyone gets the sh*ts, the blame will be on the sushi chef. It does look pretty though, colorful and vaggish as it is.

[–]Olz307 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please tell me you have tongs.

[–]An_Lochlannach 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wouldn't want to be doing the cleanup at the end of the day when this stuff starts to smell.

[–]luftwaffles_ 11ポイント12ポイント  (18子コメント)

I can't help but think about how gross this tastes. Waiting for all of those rolls to be made, with sushi sitting out for some time, getting all pasty and warm.....gross.

[–]isitjustfantasy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought i was the only one thinking that.

[–]davros_ 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing this much sushi together is just unappetizing. It makes it seem like cheap, bulk-made sushi that will get you sick. I think one of my favorite things about sushi is how small portions generally are, it makes you savor every bite.

[–]MiddyMcRipperson 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well you obviously have never worked in a kitchen before. Any self respecting chef would keep the main bulk of the platter in a walk in refrigerator and slowly add to it. You really thought they would just let hundreds of pieces of raw fish reach room temperature and sit out while the rest is being made, christ.

[–]M1L3N 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine that's what heaven's dinner tables look like...

[–]spottycow 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks amazing! How long did it take to make?

[–]dragon567 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would be in heaven... That looks amazing

[–]Our_Lord_Gaben 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some good looking shushi.

[–]Bretherman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'll take one sushi party platter. You want one too, honey?"

[–]monsieurpommefrites 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey OP, which was the BEST piece of all?

[–]Ooowst 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There isn't this much raw fish left in the ocean

[–]Sarahsays1[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This makes me happy but also sad, because I know how messy it'll get.

[–]Ellimis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm confused. Why doesn't it come on a little wooden boat?

[–]bvkeys 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the biggest one of those I've ever seen.

[–]catstepfather 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would fuck that up.

[–]RushmoreBocaj 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sushi party vagina.

[–]oskuskaktus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sushi vagina!

[–]SrpskaZemlja 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe you should have chosen a different shape.

[–]boseo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As much as I would love to have access to that much, I'm worried about it becoming room temperature.

[–]Puskock 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shaped sorta like a vagina..... Something smells fishy here.

[–]strivingcanvas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

looks like a vagina

[–]TheJewsisLoose 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This would get disgustingly warm

[–]AquaticOnion 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That can't be sanitary.

[–]philography 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would bathe in that. And then eat my way out.

[–]Zylonite134 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it just me or the quality of the picture is really bad?

[–]Vallathor 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

whenever I see something like this, why is the first thought I have "Our Oceans must be getting close to running out of fish"

[–]BENT_PENIS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!

[–]slightlydirtythroway 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

And I can only assume there is a bucket of soy sauce just out of view

[–]lagomc 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

In addition to the three bottles shown in the picture?

[–]Tyzorg 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

God that looks so delicious.

Probably smells like my ex girlfriend though.

[–]cuddlefish 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I've never had sushi from a party platter that wasn't gross.

Sushi is supposed to be about simplicity, freshness, and the appreciation of single high-quality ingredients. Stuffing a bunch of hastily made sushi onto a party platter pretty much defeats the purpose. There's lot of food that is much better suited to large social gatherings.

[–]Live_Free_Or_Die89 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

You've confirmed for me that it is impossible to make a post to r/food without getting at least one person bitching about it.

[–]Thrannn 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

this looks like a giant delicious vagina

[–]so_ninja 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

and it literally smells like fish

[–]panders2reddit 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

If your sushi smells fishy you shouldn't be eating it.

[–]FOOKIN_LEGEND_M8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

edamame ...fuck that!

[–]jackrunes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do you even deliver or carry that to-go?

[–]cheluhu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Challenge Accepted!

[–]gdavisiv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks amazing, but I keep thinking "germs!! GERMSS!!!! EWWW".. Guess I'm the only one

[–]Atomri9008 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bet it smells like fish

[–]avidworks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That must have taken a hundred years.

[–]blinddivine 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/sushi would love to see this if you haven't shown them yet

[–]Borgoroth 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

it is rather glossy

[–]Daniel_A_Johnson 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i 1 2 go 2 there

[–]rwooz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So....many.....sushis......

[–]fatcatgettingfit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only three bottles of soy sauce?!

[–]gimme_a_sec 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

May I have some??? I'll take whatever you have left over!

[–]Huzko 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

/u/thekingofwintre bjuder du?

[–]thekingofwintre 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not sure om du taggar mig för att jag gillar sushi eller för att det där ser ut som en snippa...

[–]Huzko 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jag tänker alltid på mat, det vet du!

[–]xpottybreakx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOLY SUSHI