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[–]Ketocanuck 208ポイント209ポイント  (14子コメント)

We must be putting lead in something.

[–]TeddyBearSuicide 137ポイント138ポイント  (13子コメント)

Mostly just into poor black people.

[–]SoulFire6464 94ポイント95ポイント  (6子コメント)

Ooh, shots fired.

[–]DoctorWorm_ 58ポイント59ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes, that's what he's implying.

[–][削除されました]  (2子コメント)

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    [–]DoctorWorm_ [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    I completely got that soulfire was making that joke, I was just building on it.

    [–]rhetorichopslop [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Calling the cops is pointless. They're the ones who fired.

    [–]zoolilba [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    The cops are firing poor people...no wonder they are poor

    [–]ssjbaez 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

    poor people*

    [–]GayFesh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Seriously go fuck yourself, you racist piece of shit. Go find an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and get stranded there.

    [–]LumberCockSucker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    To be fair most of lead put into poor black people (in America) gets put there by other poor black people.

    [–]aggressiveonion 422ポイント423ポイント  (44子コメント)

    wait, what?
    EDIT: how can this have 300 likes?

    [–]Magnum45[S] 274ポイント275ポイント  (25子コメント)

    I'm as confused as you. This is literally one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

    [–]BLooDCRoW 180ポイント181ポイント  (23子コメント)

    okay (waka voice)

    [–]kreimerd 94ポイント95ポイント  (20子コメント)

    okay (Lil Jon voice)

    [–]Hey_Man_Nice_Shot 79ポイント80ポイント  (7子コメント)

    WHAT (Lil Jon voice)

    [–]teuast 64ポイント65ポイント  (5子コメント)

    How Can We Turn Down If We Never Turn Up (Jaden Smith Voice)

    [–]lo_and_be [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    How can your voice be real if your eyes don't real? (Willow Smith voice)

    [–]wytewydow [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    If we move our silly cult to Utah, nobody will ever remember I'm a fraud (Joseph Smith voice)

    [–]QwertyTheKeyboard [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    If we kill all the Jews, we will have done nothing wrong (Hitler voice)

    [–]nhvfx [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Jaden*

    [–]h4xdaplanet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    http://i.imgur.com/7kZ562z.jpg

    [–]epicblob 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

    You gotta do the cooking by the book!

    [–]SoulFire6464 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    BREAK IT DOWN BITCH

    DEN PICK THAT MUTHAFUCKA UP

    [–]Illuminatrix618 [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    I'm glad this girl is over 18 so I can enjoy it without feeling gross about it.

    [–]epicblob [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–]LFBR [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    Is she really??

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNqo0TnJQpg

    She looks like 16 lol

    [–]Illuminatrix618 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    I might have been wrong, she was born in 1991, but I am not sure when Lazytown was actually filmed. Her name is Julianna Rose Mauriello.

    [–]LFBR [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    OHHHHHH that's why... There's two of them then and the new one is Chloe Lang. Shit Julianna is a year or so older than me. I have a chance.

    [–]Buttholes_Herfer 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

    OKAAAAAAY

    [–]Sgthouse [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Can anyone explain what waka voice means?! Is this the missing piece for this to make sense to me?

    [–]starryeyedq 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

    From what I understand, a lot of younger people use Facebook to collect friends the way they collect followers on Instagram. The hashtag also makes their status searchable if they decide to make it public (which means it may get likes from strangers who are just searching "straightpride" on the internet).

    [–]BrainOnLoan 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I assume his circle of friends and their friends skew towards bigoted.

    [–]JackLegJosh [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I literally came here to say this; it's not surprising that there's a knucklehead that thinks this way, but the fact that they have 300 other people who think the same way is baffling.

    [–]JAYDEA 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Uhhh have you seen the garbage that gets likes on facebook? Literally the lowest common denominator of internet interaction.

    [–]IHoldSteady [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    I think Youtube is still worse.

    [–]regular-wolf [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    For now, but the margin grows thinner every day.

    [–]FUCK_YOU_HEISENBERG [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    They're essentially merging into one horrifying celebration of stupidity.

    [–]Blackyy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    its easy how it got so many likes. We have a bunch of people with their hands on their ears and who closes their eyes. These same people have little to no education and/or have little to no life experiences but they are entitled to many opinions. Now, they read this comment and someone has an opinion that is the same as them which is gay people = bad. Whatever the arguments are they dont care as soon as it hates on what they hate. Results = 330 likes.

    I fucking hate the Red Sox, they gave my grandfather testicules cancer.

    [–]mastersword130 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Because there are 300 idiots that think the same.

    [–]Maloth_Warblade [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    I will occasionally "like" things like this just to see the shitstorm/trainwreck that is garunteed to happen in the comments.

    [–]eh_politico [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Because the fallacy of equivocation is like pablum for the stupid.

    [–]hairless_kiwi [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    because his/her friends are most likely just as stupid.

    [–]CheezGrater [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Have you seen the Facebook page of Donald Trump?

    [–]goug [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    I thought you were talking about your own comment here.

    [–]InternetWeakGuy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I'll put $100% on the reason being "because it's fake".

    [–]BLooDCRoW 109ポイント110ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I don't even...

    [–]SilentLurker 60ポイント61ポイント  (3子コメント)

    So they legalized gay marriage but you don't get to choose WHO you marry because then you could just choose to marry someone of the opposite sex and be straight? Flawless.

    [–]produktiverhusten[🍰] [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    Yeah cos if you're born gay then you must be born gay married too, right?

    [–]josh_legs [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I guess they're thinking that "it's our choice on who we marry" means that they would consider marrying straight, not "i choose which gay person i want to marry." So, from a certain point of view, what he said is true.

    [–]memearchivingbot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yeah man, you've just got to find the one.

    [–]IBeAPotato 39ポイント40ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Strawmen, how do they do?

    [–]sowee 39ポイント40ポイント  (30子コメント)

    I really like this #straightpride tag. I imagine some straight people going on a meeting akin to those alcoholics anonymous ones, someone stepping up and saying "Well, my name is Chad and I have to confess, I was tempted today by a beautiful cock and I DIDN'T suck it!!! STRAIGHT PRIDE!" and then everyone applauds.

    [–]roost9in [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Woman stands up at the pulpit, "My boss is triggering me with her amazing cleavage."

    [–]stonehawk61 65ポイント66ポイント  (13子コメント)

    Welcome to the idiocracy....

    [–]gerradp 42ポイント43ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The future US at least seemed funny in Idiocracy... this fucking nonsense is completely without humor. People will do incredible mental gymnastics to justify their hate, it's kind of sad.

    [–]Jackpot777 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What, you weren't born into your future spouse's family?

    (If you were born with your twin sister who turns out to be your wife because your wife's family isn't a choice all y'all ...YOU may be a redneck.)

    [–]MultiFunctionBot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's nothing new. Socially things are moving along well

    [–]Billyouxan [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

    This comment doesn't even make sense.

    Is it supposed to imply that people's intelligence is now somehow worse than before? Because the opposite is true.

    [–]Sir_Antics [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    He's referencing a movie called Idiocracy

    [–]Billyouxan [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    I know that. But how does it apply here?

    [–]Sir_Antics [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    the movie is about dumb people

    the person in the picture said a dumb thing

    i assume his point was that people are getting dumber, just like the movie

    [–]stonehawk61 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    No. It's that the less intelligent are becoming more conspicuous and that their flawed reasoning is becoming more mainstream via social media.

    [–]elusivewater 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

    BUT IT GOT ELECTROLYTE

    [–]CommanderpKeen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    The only movie that was made as a comedy but turns into a documentary!

    [–]synthead 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm really glad of the recent ruling so that people like these aren't represented by law.

    [–]Katarnis 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That is hurting my brain.

    [–]Justice00 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What is this particular reasoning bias called? Or is this idiocy so far from the norm that no one ever came across it?

    [–]TITTY-PICS-INBOX-NAO 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is known as being extremely dimwitted

    [–]sidewaysplatypus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's called "shit for brains"

    [–]tennisdrums [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I suppose the closest thing to this is strawman, I think. The person is over simplifying or misrepresenting the opposing view in order to make their view more appealing. He's just so bad at it that he looks even more like an idiot. It's like setting up a strawman and then when you try and punch it, it springs back and smacks you in the face.

    [–]DontBuyMeAWolf 15ポイント16ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Can someone explain what the hell a waka voice is? I'm lost

    [–]kreimerd 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Behold the power of google

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8Hw3D08cUk

    [–]ReginaldVonBuzzkill 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Oh, I was thinking this. Disappointed.

    [–]Megadaman 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's what I thought it was too. I didn't even know who Waka Flocka Flame was.

    [–]spazdor [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I know him but I've never heard anyone call him just Waka before. If you're just gonna call him by the one name you say "Flocka".

    [–]sidewaysplatypus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Imagining someone saying "ok" in that sort of voice is hysterical.

    [–]ChrissKross 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So it's not PacMan then?!

    [–]zachochee 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I have the power!

    [–]LackOfHats 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So, is he only into arranged marriages?

    [–]grahamfreeman 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Now let's switch the hats shall we ...

    Straight people logic:

    Straights- it's our fucking choice on who we want to marry.

    Gay person- but which one is it you said you were born this way now your saying its a choice

    [–]w00dYd3luXe 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

    no the straights chose to be straight and left all their homosexual tendencies in the closet
    I don't understand why the gays cant stop coming out of their closet and choose a straight lifestyle like I did
    /s

    [–]sakkara [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Yeah i completely agree. I can just remember the second before i exited my mothers womb and i chose "straight" instead of "gay" (i had to press "a" instead of "b" on my gamepad).

    What's even worse is even if it was a choice. Even if every single gay, lesbian, trans or bi person on this planet chose to be that way and wasn't born that way. Why would I as a straight male care? I don't get this whole thing. (except that some lesbians are pretty hot)

    [–]SwiftHF [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Your inability to show respect for my otherkin triggers me /s

    [–]Jackpot777 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Not if you're sharing a womb with your twin sister-wife.

    [–]n01sytz 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This is why we should teach logic early on That way at least someone with a shitty argument can make it seem valid.

    [–]Shaneypants 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That... That doesn't make any sense

    [–]loganthefirst 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

    *you're

    [–]shootingtsar 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "But yet"

    [–]the-Roop 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

    THAT is the thing you come away from this with? this person has more problems than not knowing "your and you're"

    [–]loganthefirst 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Woah there, chill. You probably don't want you're comments on this sub as they're own post.

    [–]roost9in [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Meta-facepalm? That's a new one for me.

    [–]andru183 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I'm happy this post has more upvotes than that has likes. I like reddit, it's a nice place :3

    [–]Voydspektre 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I like reddit, it's a nice place

    I'd like to believe that. I really would.

    [–]SoulFire6464 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Give him time. He'll realize the truth soon enough.

    [–]Navolas2 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Every argument can seem stupid when you don't understand it.

    [–]sakkara [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    "An argument no one understands is no argument but made up bullshit." - /u/sakkara

    /s

    Seriously dude the argument made here is not hard to understand it is just wrong because the debate if gays are born gay and if gays should be able to marry whoever they want are two different things.

    [–]Navolas2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I know. The dude who made the status clearly didn't understand that whole separation while making his status and thus to him it seems stupid because he doesn't understand that it's two different thing.

    [–]Uncle_Paul_Hargis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Huh?

    [–]Finum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But yet...

    [–]WildSlaking [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    IT'S YA BOOOI (jay voice)

    [–]Jazz-Pigeon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    God damn it, these Facebook posts piss me off.

    I want all names Un-edited, so I can yell at them!

    [–]sakkara [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Is he actually assuming that when you are born one way you must not have a choice in your life whatsoever? Is that his logic? Please kill me.

    [–]Oscaarwilde [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I literally can't even

    [–]user252513 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yes i agree that we were born this way, but marriage is a completely separate choice that we as individuals make to each other. So both statements are correct.

    [–]Sivirthedestroyer06 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You do have a choice in who you marry. You choose to marry the your partner. Starlight couples choose who they marry.

    [–]benihana [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    what the fuck did i just read

    [–]Theaceman1997 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I see this as truth

    [–]NegroNerd [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Hmmm....I had to read it a couple of times.

    [–]h4xdaplanet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Wish I could see the comments

    [–]whatnobodyknew [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    That made my head hurt, it was so stupid.

    [–]AbbathOcculta [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Is this where you say the toucan thing?

    [–]Flawed_L0gic [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    .... What just happened?

    [–]thedoze [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    thats something... for sure.

    [–]Perrykgreene [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    339 likes....You FOOLS!

    [–]dinkblagger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You'd think people are intentionally obtuse, but they're not.

    [–]KittyAng3l [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I believe it is a choice to be gay or straight, as most of it is simply about what gender someone wants to refer to themselves as, not actually anything that differentiates one gender from the other, cuz there isn't anything different between them. There is tons overlap between the genders, there are men who look and act like feminine women and women who look and act more masculine than most men. Not to mention it is possible to fall in love with someone you aren't physically attracted to as well simply cuz of their personality, and personality isn't specific to any gender. We may not choose what we are attracted to, but what is stopping a lesbian women into really masculine women from dating a trans man planning to keep their vagina. Sure you could say genitals tell you the difference between a man and woman, but then where does that leave the the intersexed and transgender communities?

    [–]thenobleknightofgale [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Thats good logic!

    [–]nickfromdtown [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    well obviously since gay marriage is legal everyone has to be gay now

    [–]Wellhowboutdat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Sometimes Im just sad that Im alive

    [–]benjamin_finneran [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    youre*