Redditors, what is the most offensive compliment someone has given you?

captainjaneway · 3年前

My little sister is 'queen bee' and has a lot of bitch friends. One of her best friends said to me: "People might not think you're very pretty now, but when you're older, they'll think you're gorgeous." RUDE.

captainjaneway · 3年前

Hey. Good to hear from you. I told my mom, who has struggled with depression for the past 10 years, that I was worried about you and to ask her what I should do. My mom told your mom even though I told her not to. I'm really sorry that your privacy was breached. But that post tonight seemed to be an emergency, and I called my mom and she contacted Kathleen.

Again, I'm really sorry to have exposed your feelings in a way you didn't want. I hope that your parents can help give you the support you need. I care about you and am thinking of you. I hope you can forgive me.

captainjaneway · 3年前

SP. Do not do this. PLEASE call me (I will PM you my number). If you don't want to talk to me PLEASE call Kasia, or your parents, or sisters.

I want to be there for you, and if you don't want me there, somebody else wants to be there for you too. People love you. DO NOT DO THIS.

ArbitrarySarcasm · 3年前

Yeah, but you understand that even if you're not moist you're still SWEATY, right? My bet is that you probably smelled bad even if you didn't notice it.

I_strip_4_men · 4年前

WTF? If you're attracted to the opposite gender as well, you're not simply gay. Gay = attracted exclusively to the same sex, bisexual = attracted to both sexes (as the OP is).

Besides, why the double standard for men and women?

captainjaneway · 4年前

I believe that person was referring to what happened in the books. Yes, in the show, a servant does mention that the bath is too hot.

A_Ghra · 4年前

Why did we choose Downsview Park as a venue? It's so far away. Any of the downtown parks would have been better since they're more central, and very near bars/restaurants.

pistol_pete22 · 4年前

The sterilization of mentally retarded people happens ALL THE TIME. My aunt has the mental capacity of a 4 year old. When she was a teen, she started running away from home. She would have sex with random men on the street. My grandparents had no choice but to get her tubes tied (without my aunt's knowledge). My aunt currently lives in a home for the disabled, and most of the mentally retarded people there are also sterilized. Apparently a lot of sex between patients goes on at these homes!

mrmoogshoes · 4年前

I agree, his accent is cringe-worthy. But he has to have the same accent as the rest of his family in order to make any kind of sense.

ThirdTerrene · 4年前

i go up into my room and read reddit

DoktorStrangelove · 4年前

Seriously. I cringe to hear Tyrion speak, although he has improved over the season.

captainjaneway · 4年前

Why couldn't they just say 'someone has fallen down the well'? That fucking pissed me off when I was a kid. Cool story, self.

captainjaneway · 4年前

My signature cocktail (I call it mango-basil punch) combines mango juice, lime, basil, lemon-lime soda and dark rum (optional). It's so FREAKING good. Directions to make one pitcher: 1. Slice 1-2 limes very thinly. 2. Muddle sliced lime with 1-2 dozen fresh basil leaves in the bottom of the pitcher. 3. Fill the pitcher with 2/3 mango juice (I use McCain's from frozen) and 1/3 lemon-lime soda. 4. If desired, add dark rum to taste and mix. Voila! An incredibly delicious, refreshing summer drink.

mackenzie727 · 4年前

This looks awesome. Thanks for posting!

captainjaneway · 4年前

I am afraid of death, even if it's quick and painless, because I'm young and have my whole awesome future ahead of me. Dying would prevent me from having the experiences I so look forward to (I don't believe in any afterlife). I hope that when I'm old and have lived a full and satisfying life I will have the courage to accept death.

anon838383 · 4年前

My little brother (toddler) was sleeping on my sister's lap. He wet himself, and in the process peed all over my sister as well. Sister jumps up and yells, 'HE PEED ON ME!' and the whole plane giggles. Sister has to spend the next 8 hours with urine-soaked pants. Hee hee.

enslaviour · 4年前

Do you act ethically all the time?

zsquared · 4年前

You lean over the sink with your head tilted forwards at a 45 degree angle. Open your mouth the entire time you are using the water pik. The water will flow directly from your mouth to the sink with minimal splashing.

luvd · 4年前

It's because this story was in Freakonomics, and it sounds like you're lying when you said it happened to you. This is what went through my head, at least.

nonsensejudge · 4年前

A family friend is an obstetrician, and she's had women projectile-poop in her face while she was delivering their babies. Ain't that some shit.

nonsensejudge · 4年前

This is why I want to go into obstetrics! Except when a baby dies, that's gotta suck.

captainjaneway · 4年前

Shaggydog? Is that you?

captainjaneway · 4年前

The Lies of Locke Lamora.

captainjaneway · 4年前

Really? There's too much story to be condensed into one movie per book, IMO.

captainjaneway · 4年前

I totally agree. That's one of my favourite books and the whole misty-creepy period tone would be phenomenal on screen

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