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Red Pill TheoryThe "You're gay" shit test (self.TheRedPill)

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[–]The Red Pill RoomIanIronwood 5ポイント6ポイント  (19子コメント)

Seen this happen as a shit test/rejection repeatedly in the field. Best responses usually sound like this:

1) Do you not see the way i dress? No self-respecting gentlemen would be attracted to this. Babes, yeah, all the damn time. I'm clearly flaunting my heterosexuality . . . and your gaydar is clearly busted.

2) Not gay. Just have standards. High ones.

3) Nope. Heterosexual, and better at it than you are.

4) If I say yes will you leave me alone?

5) Why, you want a chance to 'turn' me? Men's bathroom in five, or you're a pussy.

6) I'm straight. And highly selective of whom I fuck. What makes you think you have a chance of qualifying?

7) Yes, but I'm so deeply in the closet I only do oral and anal with women. Which one are you partial to?

8) Just because I'm ruggedly handsome, dress incredibly, am ridiculously successful, vacation twice a year in Miami, come from family money and have four houses, you think I'm gay?

9) (Look at her sharply) WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?!?!

10) (Look around at the rest of the room) Will someone please come scrape this tranny off of me?!?

You can go a lot of different ways, depending upon the situation. But it is rarely anything but a gift a woman gives you when she calls you gay.

[–]Philhelm 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've always liked, "I know I'm not gay; I've sucked a few dicks but never liked it."

[–]tsudonimh 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Michael Gambon used to troll people who asked if he was gay by saying the he was, but that he had to give it up on medical grounds. When asked what grounds, he'd reply that gay sex made his eyes water.

[–]seedang 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

These are all cringey as fuck. Also, none of them are proper shit test responses.

[–]NeedsMoarTorque 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly what I was thinking. Keep it simple.

[–]TaiserLaser 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

All of these seem heavily contrived dude. None of it sounds natural. You can tell these were made by some dude sitting down, making a spreadsheet of how to respond to certain situations.

Also it seems like you're trying too hard to be confident/ an asshole. You don't have to be an abrasive jackass to get people's respect, and I'm saying this as an abrasive jackass. Hostility isn't the only way to escape seeming docile/submissive.

[–]The Red Pill RoomIanIronwood 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's all in the delivery. If you can't manage it, just mumble "Yes, yes I am".

[–]TaiserLaser 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

lol "can't manage it" as if there's something here to manage. Prewritten dialogue is the game of a guy who'll never truly be self confident.

[–]moose_war 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

The best way to respond if you're anywhere but a club is to just amplify it to absurdity. Start talking in an obvious mock lisp and make some kind of insult about how you dress better than her. Not only will everyone realize you are joking, but she will probably take the insult about her style/fashion to heart and respond with something obviously angry and possibly homophobic. Most women and mixed company frown on dead serious public homophobia these days, so you will just look like a guy who is confident in his sexuality and she will look like an asshole with no control over her emotions. The worst thing to do is to reply to her in anger (breaking frame) because she can easily sway it to make you look like a homophobic jerk to everyone else. The best way to respond in these situations is to turn their anger back on them, because nothing she can say will really faze you after that.

[–]2 Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

That dress! What was she thinking? And those shoes! Theres a sale at Penny's!

[–]g8TUNESbra 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–]tino125 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yikes. Cringed at half of these.

[–]skykingthundercock[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

These are solid ways to turn it around. Generally when I receive the "you're gay" shit test, it's from a woman I am not particularly interested in.

Now that I think about it, employing more dread game will almost certainly illicit this same shit test from women who you are interested in, too.

[–]Assassin1476 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Women are hard wired to say one of three things. You're either gay, can't get pussy or you have a small dick.

[–]Endorsed Contributorkempff 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

People ask me if I'm a grower or a shower. I always answer, "Both".

[–]pahispua 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not a woman but I can guaran-fucking-tee the minute some one said "whom" my pussy would be drier than the sahara desert

[–]The Red Pill RoomIanIronwood 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

This response is not tailored to a woman you are interested in bedding.

[–]seedang 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

then why are you talking to her?

[–]1favours_of_the_moon -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My response would be SUCK MY DICK BITCH.