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[–]Telemakiss 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Oh no! Mom, dad, I don't know how to tell you this... but... I saw a dildo. :,,,,,,,((((("

[–]NagginsSt. Manger 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT REDDITACTIONARIES THINK HAPPENS:

"Mommy, why is that man holding a willy?"

"TIMMY DON'T LOOK AT IT"

"I wanna put it in my butt"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS:

"Mommy, why is that man holding a willy?"

"Because sometimes when adults are having alone time, they use fake willies to help them have fun."

"Okay"