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[–]SaintVanilla 586ポイント587ポイント  (22子コメント)

These guys are pros, Michael. They're gonna push the tension 'til the last possible moment before they strip.

[–]HorrendousRex 139ポイント140ポイント  (17子コメント)

It's an illusion, Michael.

[–]DownVoteSoldier 21ポイント22ポイント  (16子コメント)

Am I too assume these quotes are not from the series Knight Rider staring David Hasselhoff?

Edit: Spelling

[–]TheClayroo 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's from the upcoming Paul Blart 3.

[–]survivor4321 14ポイント15ポイント  (4子コメント)

Mad Blart: Fury Mall?

[–]everred 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Jurassic Blart: The Lost Mall

[–]meowmaster 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Zero Blart Thirty: the most epic mall hunt of all time.

[–]DownVoteSoldier [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Zero Blart Thirty would be good for a black Friday version

[–]TheClayroo 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paul Blart with a Vengeance

[–]rangerjello 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Paul Blart 3: A New Start.

[–]SirBrownstone 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's from arrested Development...

[–]DownVoteSoldier 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is it that really? I actually assumed magic Mike

[–]Rayneway 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was thinking Lost Boys.

[–]idioteques 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was thinking Goonies.

EDIT: The... Goonies - no disrespect intended.

[–]Marblem 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're setting booty traps

[–]trueHOVER 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Impossible. There is no such show.

[–]Jszanko 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 'Knight Rider', bro! Michael Knight? Knight Foundation?

[–]Royd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i knew the whole time they weren't quotes from Knight Rider. My brain still read them in the voice of Mr Feeney, though

[–]rannie_pophe [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You mean Michael Knight, and the one speaking is K.I.T.?

[–]tydalt 395ポイント396ポイント  (88子コメント)

Those are not SFPD patches. What department are they from?

Edit: Looking closer, appears the two officers are from different departments as their shoulder patches are different (neither are SFPD).

Edit 2: Sacramento police on the right, Sacramento Sheriff on the left.

[–]experts_never_lie 115ポイント116ポイント  (1子コメント)

So you're saying that they aren't partners, they're partners?

[–]funkyb 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You said you're partners, so, uh what's your business?

[–]StopStarin- 194ポイント195ポイント  (74子コメント)

It looks shopped. Zoom in on the hands. The guy on left is holding the other guys fist and his hand is a completely different color than his arm. Also, the hand on the cop on the left is in a really peculiar position. The cop on the right has a really rigid stance for someone holding his hand - he is stationary and his arm is in a downward position, not moving forward or acknowledging the fact that someone is holding his hand.

I can't find this anywhere on google doing a reverse image search. It just seems strange I can't find any other source when this happened at a parade.

[–]Dr_Nick_Hi_Everbody 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their fingers are intertwined. Both palms are facing toward the wrist. Source: wife and I walk like this often.

[–]mangalsuvarnan 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nope, it's not. Ok look at it in such a way that the cop on the left has his hands curling backwards (kinda like the bottom hand if the "Egyptian Dance") and the cop on the right has his left hand curling forward. ( kinda like the hand gesture for begging, or making a cup with your hand in front of your body. Beside the body in this case.)

Now, see it as their fingers are "interlaced". I see that the sunlight hitting the fingers are throwing off the complexion between the two cops' hands. But I can clearly see that both these guys are just fucking holding hands.

Why photoshop it?

[–]BudDePo 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why photoshop it?

This must be your first time on reddit...

[–]nmotsch789 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or the internet in general.

[–]2-Skinny 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like thw one on the right is holding a flag in us left hand.

[–]Boxed_Juice [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Here's all the metadata on this image. Nothing I could find indicates it was shopped.

File File Type JPEG MIME Type image/jpeg Image Width 2221 Image Height 2074 Encoding Process Baseline DCT, Huffman coding Bits Per Sample 8 Color Components 3 Y Cb Cr Sub Sampling YCbCr4:2:0 (2 2) JFIF JFIF Version 1.01 Resolution Unit None X Resolution 1 Y Resolution 1 ICC_Profile Profile CMM Type Lino Profile Version 2.1.0 Profile Class Display Device Profile Color Space Data RGB Profile Connection Space XYZ Profile Date Time 1998:02:09 06:49:00 Profile File Signature acsp Primary Platform Microsoft Corporation CMM Flags Not Embedded, Independent Device Manufacturer IEC Device Model sRGB Device Attributes Reflective, Glossy, Positive, Color Rendering Intent Perceptual Connection Space Illuminant 0.9642 1 0.82491 Profile Creator HP Profile ID 0 Profile Copyright Copyright (c) 1998 Hewlett-Packard Company Profile Description sRGB IEC61966-2.1 Media White Point 0.95045 1 1.08905 Media Black Point 0 0 0 Red Matrix Column 0.43607 0.22249 0.01392 Green Matrix Column 0.38515 0.71687 0.09708 Blue Matrix Column 0.14307 0.06061 0.7141 Device Mfg Desc IEC http://www.iec.ch Device Model Desc IEC 61966-2.1 Default RGB colour space - sRGB Viewing Cond Desc Reference Viewing Condition in IEC61966-2.1 Viewing Cond Illuminant 19.6445 20.3718 16.8089 Viewing Cond Surround 3.92889 4.07439 3.36179 Viewing Cond Illuminant Type D50 Luminance 76.03647 80 87.12462 Measurement Observer CIE 1931 Measurement Backing 0 0 0 Measurement Geometry Unknown Measurement Flare 0.999% Measurement Illuminant D65 Technology Cathode Ray Tube Display Red Tone Reproduction Curve (Binary data 2060 bytes) Green Tone Reproduction Curve (Binary data 2060 bytes) Blue Tone Reproduction Curve (Binary data 2060 bytes) Composite Image Size 2221x2074 Megapixels 4.6

[–]hangm4n 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look at the shadows the officers are casting. They're clearly attached to the same piece of tarmac and the shadows are consistent with the others in the photo. It's not a shop, he's just standing rather awkwardly.

[–]stupid_comments[S] 65ポイント66ポイント  (58子コメント)

Haha I took the photo myself from my iPhone therefore you can't find it. I emailed it to a few friends too so it might pop up somewhere on Facebook soon. It's not shopped I zoomed in a little and cropped out the pavement.

[–]geoff- 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god the depths these commenters are going to try to determine if this photo is faked or not. Some dudes are spending hours investigating hahah this is an amazing comment chain

[–]Double_Bacon 146ポイント147ポイント  (30子コメント)

Nah we know it's shopped. The whiter cops hand is completely 180 from his arm, you can see his wrist bone on the outside which would indicate his palm facing him but then his fingers are shown bottom (Palm) side out and the other cop's hand has a close fist or something in the white cops hand which would just be unnatural. And the whiter cops arm looks shifted to the right at the bottom just a hair. Looks like you shoved them closer to look like holding hands.

[–]TheLotion 51ポイント52ポイント  (5子コメント)

Here its just a bad angle and shit quality.

http://imgur.com/6jym3B1 This might help visualize.

[–]tuh_ren_ton -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Then who does the backwards bottom of the hand mesh belong to?

[–]derpaherpa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

There is no backwards bottom, you're getting tricked by shadows. There are two hands intertwined and one guy is to the front of the other.

[–]UncleEggma 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

why is reddit so dumb?

[–]J0rdian 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

What are you trying to say? OP is a liar? You really think someone would go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]jmart1375 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Next we'll find out this isn't even a pride parade....it's an ISIS parade!!!!

[–]whirl-pool 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tearing CNN a new one.

[–]blastcat4 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

One way to prove whether or not this was shopped is to get two male cops to hold hands in various configurations and see if the photo can be replicated. Any volunteers?

[–]PUNTS_BABIES 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't look shopped at all. Their fingers are intertwined. Looks natural to two people holding hands.

[–]JimmyCartersBalls 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

The cop on the right has his fingers curled. Those arent the other cops fingers facing away from his body thats the cop on the rights fingers facing in the right direction. Theyre not holding hands.

[–]Blind_Io 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I see too.

[–]seriousmurr -3ポイント-2ポイント  (9子コメント)

http://imgur.com/l80kdoY

Yeah, I just don't understand how to interpret the position of the hand here to make it feasible. Unless OP caught a picture of the reptilians.

Nobody else seems to have problems with the dildo and flag but to me they look quite suspect as well. Could just be the very poor image quality though. But I would expect flag to have some shadows casted on it too.

[–]triplefastaction 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

You know you're on reddit when people don't even know how hand holding works. I bet you think boobs feel like bags of sand too.

[–]volcarona6 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

There palms are touching each other and their fingers are entwined. If you look at it like that you can clearly make out both hands and it shows it is real.

[–]seriousmurr 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can kind of see it. Well, I think your interpretation is more feasible than OP actually photoshopping this image for internet points.

But the potato quality of this image doesn't help either way and is misleading.

[–]MrCham3leon 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're looking at it wrong... lol...

[–]CromwellGotThePunani 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Compared to your stellar explanation for the Officers gammy wrist

[–]Iconoclasm89 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe I'm wrong but is the reason it looks shopped because they are not actually holding hands. looks like the hand of the officer on the right is closer to the camera and his fingers are just slightly curled.

[–]hungeristhebestspice 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

After reading all these 'shopped' comments your username is very spot on. It's like the people commenting on how impossible the anatomy is have never held hands with.. someone else.... oh. yeah, this is starting to make sense now.

[–]TheEvilGerman -1ポイント0ポイント  (8子コメント)

Nope. Thats shopped.

Edit: dude. Look the left arm is like sour cream.

[–]jmh9301 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

Cop on the left is also leaning really weirdly to the right. A lot in the pic doesn't look right

[–]zacty 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

hes leaning because hes taking a step, look at his foot. none of this picture looks shopped at all.

[–]jmh9301 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I noticed that. Still kinda looks weird to me. The hands look weird too.

Not really a big deal either way, it's a nice picture.

[–]The_OtherDouche 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There isn't really a way to even begin to explain that hand. Like regardless of the color difference the it's positioned doesn't even look reasonable

[–]CheckovZA 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think everyone jumps way too quickly at the "shopped" gun.

Sure, it's potato quality, but I'm not seeing any other signs it's shopped other than a weird angle and a whole bunch of people not understanding human anatomy (the elbow and even fingers make sense at that angle, even if it is a funky angle to be standing/holding hands at).

Plus, honestly, does it even matter if it's shopped? Who the hell cares? Oh noes, he might get a little bit of ill gotten karma for quite frankly more effort... I mean, if he did shop it, he did a damn good job and that's almost worth more...

[–]anandy1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you're right. The hands say it all

[–]Tuosma 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fuck are you even talking about? :D

[–]xilpaxim [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They aren't standing still, they are walking.

[–]hokeyphenokey 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

How the hell did you figure that out? I can't see that much detail and I'm using a potato.

[–]tydalt 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

I used to be a bay area cop. My dad, sister and grandfather are/were SFPD and I have friends/family in police departments all over California.

[–]pgibso 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those Hot Cops from Arrested Developement finally have their moment.

[–]SlumLord666 59ポイント60ポイント  (1子コメント)

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

[–]chewbakaflocka-flame 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just watched this episode last night!

[–]MrCompootahScience 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

Too bad she's going to eat their souls before they get to fully celebrate their love.

[–]Uber_Reaktor 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

She kinda reminds me of Shae D'lyn from Dharma and Greg.

Which coincidentally took place in San Francisco.

[–]IONTOP [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh, you mean the cousin from Vegas Vacation?

[–]hasnothingnice2say 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

All cops would be less threatening if they approached you while holding hands

[–]PURPLEMENTALITYFACE 124ポイント125ポイント  (30子コメント)

Sorry to be the skeptic, but those fingers look photoshopped. Or is it just me?

[–]SmokeyBare 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it looks like two hands laced together. You can see their respective pinkies. And the rest of his finger tips kind of glare together to look like a mass, but it makes sense if you zoom in and stare at it. People got their panties in a serious bunch about this.

[–]g0_west [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I thought the white cops lower arm looked like it had been drawn in with the pencil tool on ms paint, but it might just be a low res camera.

[–]stupid_comments[S] 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

Heres the original pic.

Since this blew up, heres an awesome pic my wife took: Bonus

[–]talktomeaboutcats 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

That nearly naked man has incredible legs. He looks very good in heels. I've come to the conclusion more men should wear heels....

[–]Schemes011 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I heard heels were originally worn by men but eventually they became feminine attire. I believe it was from Facebook "facts" page though so I doubt it's true.

[–]scissor_sister [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

It's true. Men used to wear heeled shoes and boots. Of course, they were wider and shorter than the modern heels worn by women.

You can easily find many a painting of European aristocrats wearing chunky heels that would make the cast of Clueless die of jealousy.

/art school + degree in fashion

[–]Capitol62 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Some men still do. You can buy cowboy and motorcycle boots with two+ inch heels. My riding boots are a little over an inch.

[–]asielen 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

You were standing right across the street from me. I can see the local edition clock in the background.

[–]lettucent 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can you confirm that they were holding hands so OP can get a break in this thread?

[–]stupid_comments[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hello fellow parade goer !

[–]HeyGeek 56ポイント57ポイント  (17子コメント)

Gay cops sure look much fitter than straight cops

[–]ocdscale 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Because the gym is filled with physically fit men lifting heavy things.

Assuming you're a straight man, wouldn't you go to the gym more often if it was 90% hot fit women?

[–]odu_mark 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah because a fat neckbeard wants to be surrounded by hot chicks all day so he can fap to look-a-likes when he gets home.

[–]sthecat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Don't have to be a fat neck beard to pack the spank bank at the gym.

[–]Heatbeat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Implying people just go to gyms to look at the opposite sex.

Get real bud. I go to the gym so I can look at myself lifting heavy ass shit whilst half erect.

[–]EnjoysMangal [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

It varies. I have plenty of pictures of fat gay cops as well.

[–]sardonisk 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

In Sweden, the police have their own block in the Stockholm pride parade. They also have the Swedish gay police association. Pic1, Pic2, Pic3

[–]EnjoysMangal [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Gay police also march in the parade, in uniform, in SF and other cities.

[–]mascarafatale [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Being from San Francisco, I find the debate on whether or not this shot is photoshopped hilarious. The police department walks the parade every year and many officers are gay and holding hands with each other. It's not that unusual, especially not in San Francisco.

[–]ThisBuddhistLovesYou [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah, saw a bunch of gays and trans - folk hugging and kissing police on the cheeks out at the parade yesterday, while some drunk straight/bi girls were flashing them.

[–]reburn [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't think people are questioning it because they don't think there are any gay cops. They are questioning it because something about the hands looks off.

[–]maxblack88 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like they both stopped resisting.

[–]grandimandibula 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It took me forever to notice they were holding hands, I thought that the cop on the left has like a riding crop instead of a baton or something.

[–]schnupfndrache7 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck the police

becomes a new meaning

[–]wile3166 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're just looking for the rest of the Village People.

[–]iLikeToTakeNarcotics 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, officer on the right?

Looks down

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

[–]zacty [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

ITT: people saying this is shopped because they don't know how light works.

[–]_orion 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd like to think the left guy went into it telling the right guy "These gays will tear us apart if we don't blend in, thats why i'm wearing this rainbow, we better hold hands, grab each others butt's and kiss a lil.... ya know... to blend in" right guy "uh, you might be onto something"

[–]wytewydow 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

then they step into the Blue Oyster..

[–]tigerlips 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

They were really setting up a two man clothes line on that suspicious looking woman.

[–]belleri7 17ポイント18ポイント  (14子コメント)

Love wins. Good for them

[–]AGhostOrchid 52ポイント53ポイント  (4子コメント)

Cops holding hands in SF is like making fun of religion in /r/atheism nigga try this shit in Birmingham

[–]zeaf_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

It took me a minute to realize they were holding hands.. the way they were standing looks kinda aggressive and with all the hate for cops on reddit lately I thought I was looking for some police intolerance crap. :s

[–]tablecontrol 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

me too - i thought they were hitting on that girl whose looking their way

[–]HighendBark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aggressive = hitting on someone...?

[–]frajamalar -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just got back from the parade...so much positivity!!

[–]Tylerjb4 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I find it unprofessional. Gay or straight there shouldn't be pda while on duty.

[–]vessel_for_the_soul 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good to see the buddy system in effect

[–]shawnemack 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have the right to remain fabulous.

[–]BorderColliesRule 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great for them.

The amount of progress since 2000 concerning LGBT rights in the US is amazing.

[–]aubtig34 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Buddy system... department policy.

[–]SukayMyDickay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

for all I know they were also part of the parade

[–]sanatarian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They must be partners

[–]kingeryck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bad boysss bad boysss

[–]brandontoms [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Wow, it took me a long time to realize the significance of the photo. Beautiful.

For those looking, the cops are holding hands.

[–]compleo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

They'll be having the whitest wedding.

[–]j__bravo -2ポイント-1ポイント  (21子コメント)

Oh man, what's a liberal to do in this situation?

[–]richielaw 22ポイント23ポイント  (20子コメント)

Be happy that people can express their love for each other without worrying about conservative ass holes keeping them from doing so.

[–]FBAguy13 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (18子コメント)

Ehh I'm still against expressing your love during work. Couples should save the romance for when they aren't on taxpayer time.

[–]LazerAttack4242 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

They're cops holding hands while monitoring a parade. I'm not saying there aren't people who actually do waste taxpayer resources on the job, but these don't seem like they are.

[–]7blue 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Seems like they are just kinda at the parade and not on the clock. Also, I see cops in my area on dates CONSTANTLY... coffee, chinese food, late night drives, really its a job that is 99% romance and 1% kickass.

[–]HotTyre 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

In uniform?

[–]alphasigmafire 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

There were actually policemen (as well as firefighters, EMTs, and park rangers) marching in the parade in full uniform, they probably just walked away from the main section.

[–]llIIllIlIIIll 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Its literally one day. Cut them some slack, they're human beings too.

[–]alphasigmafire 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There were actually policemen (as well as firefighters, EMTs, and park rangers) marching in the parade in full uniform, they probably just walked away from the main section.

[–]asielen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They were not on tax payers time. They are not ever cops from the Bay Area. They are from Sacramento marching in the parade in uniform.

[–]Dr_Victor_Friess -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

People who complain about workers doing things on the tax payers dime is really annoying. If they were employees elsewhere you wouldn't say anything. You don't know their job performance that's why they have a boss and other management layers to ensure they do their job.

[–]FBAguy13 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ehh, I don't care where it is really. If it's Mcdonalds I still don't want the people there holding hands while they take my order.

[–]robotsatemycat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm with you. It's not even about 'the taxpayer's dime' for me, but just professionalism.

[–]StarbuckPirate -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right on. Boys in blue can love too.

[–]bebeck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The expression on blond girl's face is a good indication she's looking at something that's not shopped...

[–]CriticalCat -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Def a shop or a picture taken at a weird angle making it look as if their holding hands. Stop upvoting stupid fake shit.

[–]an_internet_denizen -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're not actually holding hands... Nice try OP

[–]LazerAttack4242 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

"Did someone call the police?"

"We're gonna have take you ladies downtown"

[–]Twinkies_FTW 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

"You have the right to remain...fabulous!"

[–]holographene 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"To protect and serve... mojitos!

[–]SlimePrime -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

HA, GAAAAY!