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Neopets filters have been down for 24+ hours this is incredible
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i eat the basketball
How every neopets veteran feels rn
ok ok so i do want to do a quick rundown of why this is happening for the people who just logged on to neopets to witness the chaos tonight:
[1] It should be noted that many users were worried that their favorite staff members would be leaving, but they were assured multiple times by these staff members that this would not be the case. More on that in a minute
September, 2014: Jumpstart begins the process of moving the site off of Viacom’s old servers and on to the new ones. The move is not smooth, lag plagues the site for the remainder of the week and the site goes down multiple times, finally having to be taken down entirely when users try to log in and are told en masse that their passwords are incorrect. other fun problems during 2014:
January, 2015:
After a rocky (Jump)start, nothing new gets changed or fixed for some time. Site still lags incredibly and goes down often. A piece published in September starts gaining traction, noting that Jumpstart may not have had to pay a penny of actual money for the “dying” site.
March, 2015:
THE (real) NEO-PURGE -
On March 6th, neopets users awoke to find that a vast majority of staff members had been fired from the neopets Team offices, leaving only a handful of mods to work the boards over the weekend. These were staff members known by name to the userbase and who regularly had contact with them. Many users feel betrayed, and rightly so. Jumpstart staff had largely turned a deaf ear to the complaints directed at them, and users felt their only line of communication that remained at Neopets had been cut off. The first neopets mobile app was released a week later to severely disappointing results. (seriously it’s terrible)
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Since March, a steady stream of former staff have been fired one by one, culminating in the removal of Droplet, the editor of the Neopian Times and known for her dedication and love for the site.
And so we come to June. Jumpstart overhauled the old filter system and decided that it was good enough to leave unattended (perhaps as a test for the upcoming long 4th of July weekend in the US)? I don’t know whether or not the moderating team was laid off or just given a reprieve, but the former seems likely given what’s been happening.
With no mods to ban offending users, the site has become a haven for shitposting and discussing taboo topics such as “homosexuality” and “politics” (both of which are explicitly forbidden as topics in the official rules)
This is personal speculation, but i believe that the mayhem occurring right now is the result of 9 months of pent-up anger at Jumpstart for their negligence of the site. Jumpstart has made this bed and they’re going to lie in it.
what’s a mob to a king whats a king to a god whats a god to an unmoderated neoboard
im so glad i lived to see this day
everyone on the neoboards today
A summary of the boards today on Neo.
Imagine your icon messing around and making inappropriate threads on Neopets while the filters are down.
The facebook comments on Neopets page are just so hilarious;
neopets tomorrow
Neopets mods when they come back
shout out to these beautiful pets on the nc tonight, love u all