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[–]Letmeneckbeardbro 338ポイント339ポイント  (15子コメント)

tips foreskin

[–]The_Master_of_LOLZ 737ポイント738ポイント  (10子コメント)

[–]tartare4562 221ポイント222ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is /r/retiredgif material if i ever saw one.

[–]OptimalCynic 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's the same hat!

[–]Dessum 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the same guy!

[–]Johnnyb3Good 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

the color of the fedora even matches.. my god..

[–]TotesMessenger 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]ClintonHarvey 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow.

That was beautifully executed

[–]mrjinchao 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahaha! How long have you been saving this link in hopes to use it one day? Fantastic sir!

[–]LNHDT 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking legendary I am c r y i n g

[–]umdraco 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

where do I get a hat for my penis?

[–]93629792 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asking the right questions

[–]gliscameria 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

M'frenulum

[–]VerlorenHoop 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Check your never-tore-his-frenulum privilege

[–]gored_matador 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

ELEPHANT TRUNK DETECTED

[–]Horrible-Human 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

no no, that's a human penis

[–]SPIDERMONN 100ポイント101ポイント  (0子コメント)

And no ones gonna mention his literal neckbeard?

[–]rednukleus 50ポイント51ポイント  (2子コメント)

(Fashion commentator voice): That blood stain had me saying "faux pas", but that ivory fedora has me cheering "bra-vah!"

[–]jpneufeld 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fun fact: bravo is for males while brava is for females. So I see what you did there, whether you did it purposely or not

[–]xThePartyGirlx 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Worst Andrew WK cosplay ever.

[–]HoldenMyD[🍰] 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

The blood is even coming out of the wrong place!

[–]xThePartyGirlx 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Clearly this guy did not do his research. 0/10 would not Party Hard with.

[–]EasternEuropeSlave 88ポイント89ポイント  (14子コメント)

Oh a discussion about circumcision with 'muricans, dis gon be good.

[–]Jew_Fucker_69 145ポイント146ポイント  (12子コメント)

On the 4chan of 2006, it was called "The Great Debate".

People who were pro circumcision would post pictures of beautiful large circumcised penises and ugly small uncircumcised penises.

People who were against circumcision would post pictures of beautiful large uncircumcised penises and ugly small circumcised penises.

This is how the ancient 4channers settled their disagreements.

[–]Puggpu 57ポイント58ポイント  (1子コメント)

Truly an interesting culture. I'm actually taking History 156 - Intro to 4Chan this fall, I'm sure this will be covered.

[–]Incruentus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny now, but in 50-100 years..

[–]not_even_once_okay 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is literally what happened. And the "debate" went on for years. So many disturbing/beautiful dicks.

[–]Jew_Fucker_69 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

In retrospect it seems weird that I (and many others) spent so much time looking at pictures of penises. But at the time it seemed like the logical thing to do.

[–]MuertoMalos 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your username just drips of 4chan.

[–]JimLazerbeamdegree in quote making 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

Uncircumcised is better to masturbate with, end of discussion.

[–]Redditapology 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

And as channers that is all that is really relevant for them

[–]JimLazerbeamdegree in quote making 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's true though. I've tried masturbating with the foreskin pulled back. It fucking sucks.

[–]juicepants 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have experience with both?

[–]poiro 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Most importantly you shouldn't be chopping bits off infants without any real benefit other than some perceived cosmetics

[–]JimLazerbeamdegree in quote making 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah well that too.

[–]Screwbit 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh a discussion about circumcision with 'muricans redditors, dis gon be good.

[–]mypasswordiscrabs 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has a good point, but he kind of loses people with the period dick.

[–]Thepaladinofchaos 166ポイント167ポイント  (54子コメント)

He's not wrong

[–]zeeman928 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

His delivery could use some work

[–]qqqqq_qqqq 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kudos to him for being a lone protestor who gets attention, but it's hard to take him seriously looking like that.

[–]Aikidi 211ポイント212ポイント  (30子コメント)

History's greatest medical fraud? Not 60 years ago doctors were paid by cigarette companies to say cigarettes were healthy. They literally killed people with cancer through their fraud.

How is circumcision greater?

[–]MortChris 53ポイント54ポイント  (2子コメント)

There are situations where circumcision is useful. I had a problem with my foreskin and it would hurt during sex, even during masturbation sometimes. I got circumcised back in September 2014 and I've been fine ever since. Circumcising babies that can't express their opinion is bad, but circumcision in itself isn't completely useless or without purpose.

[–]woesky 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Of course, but the comparison that is probably the most apt is imagine if everybody got their appendix removed at a certain age. Given the risk factors associated with each one, it would be a net negative for our society to do that rather than just pulling it out as needed. The cleaning argument makes little sense in the modern context, and of course STD spread is reduced, but it would be the equivalent of requiring every woman to take the pill until 20 to reduce teenage pregnancy, and anyway certain forms of FGM would also have a similar affect, but unlike circumcision they to not ascribe indirect benefits as a plus, while here they do. Its not without purpose, but it makes no sense to do a blanket surgery here.

[–]Deceptichum 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well one is still ongoing, that's gotta count for something.

[–]Ex_Officio15It's a meme, you dip. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No kidding. And that's just one example. People used to take mercury like nit was medicine. Doctors used to diddle women to cure their "hysteria."

[–]MyLittleFedora 19ポイント20ポイント  (23子コメント)

Because circumcision has been going on for far longer than the period in which cigarettes were considered healthy.

[–]hmunkey 42ポイント43ポイント  (21子コメント)

But for a lot of that time, circumcision actually made medical sense. It's only in recent history that proper hygiene and understanding of germs is so common that circumcision has no medical benefits.

[–]woesky 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

However, for the origin of circumcision, the only consensus that can be found among historians is that it was definitely not started to promote health.

[–]PaleAsDeath 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Well...it was....except their idea of health was "prevent teenage boys from masturbating any way we can"

[–]woesky 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm talking like 3000BC origin. It had to be invented, and it was invented separately by several cultures.

[–]brotherjustincrowe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm assuming sand under the foreskin in an era when bathing in water was reserved for the wealthy was probably unpleasant. Might explain all the wars.

[–]redclash 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

But it didn't happen in Europe like it does in US. If it made medical sense wouldn't they have been doing it since the middle ages?

[–]Ex_Officio15It's a meme, you dip. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

People have been doing it for thousands of years.

[–]Cruithne46 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is circumcision greater?

Because the tip is no longer filtered?

[–]OhMoscow 26ポイント27ポイント  (14子コメント)

Im circumcised without consent and I can give two shits

[–]frostbitex5 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

So you do care?

Because I'm circumcised and I couldn't give two shits.

[–]OhMoscow 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ya thats what i meant lol

[–]lbr218 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's always bothered me that "I could care less" and "I couldn't care less" mean the same thing.

[–]frostbitex5 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

But they don't mean the same thing.

[–]lbr218 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know they don't but people use them interchangeably. That's what bothers me.

[–]frostbitex5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah. Yeah, it really sucks.

[–]brotherjustincrowe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if you give a small, nonzero but statistically negligible amount of fucks?

[–]Relention 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's fantastic for you but you can't speak for everybody.

[–]OhMoscow 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep that's why I said "I'm" . I've never met anyone that was butthurt over being cut, and if they were it'd be more funny than serious

[–]Kelsig 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

history's greatest medical fraud

/r/justneckbeardthings

[–]R_Amsel 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jesus Christ, the anti-circumcision circlejerk here on reddit is nearly laughable.

[–]FarmerMayhem 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

Does anyone actually know when and why circumcision became a cultural norm in America?

AFAIK, it's not at all popular in any other Western countries except for religious practices.

[–]The-Face-Of-Awkward 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

A lot of it is due to the clout of John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of corn flakes. He also advocated using carbonic acid to remove the clitoris, but this trend didn't really catch on so well.

[–]HoldenMyD[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shoutout to my clan over at /r/kelloggs

[–]123-45-6789 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

I heard that someone on the radio a few decades ago advertised to parents that circumcision would deter their children's habits of masterbation a.k.a sexual repression.

[–]Rollwithmykitties 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was the guy who started Kellogg, corn flakes were also supposed to stop people from wanting to masturbate

[–]DrAttorney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Badly sourced conspiracy theories about breakfast cereal magnates aside, I think it was just done in hospitals for a long time as a hygenic procedure or something like that.

[–]PraetorianXVIII 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a circkejerk sub, guys, stop actually discussing circumcision

[–]OnAPartyRock 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Of all the things you could picket outside for he picks circumcision....

[–]wexfordlad1 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

I was circumsised as a child due to medical reasons. When it comes to sex, it's still awesome, can't miss what I never had.

Pros: I canlast pretty long at sex. Cons: Hand jobs are generally bad without lube.

So all you guys saying "circumsition is evil" but don't know what it's like, just stop...

[–]thenearblindassassin 25ポイント26ポイント  (114子コメント)

Do people actually feel this way about circumcision? Anyway aren't most boys circumcised when they're an infant?

[–]Jew_Fucker_69 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Criticism of circumcision has gained traction in the last decades. Now there are organizations such as Intact America who advocate against it. I don't know if they're right or wrong, but I think it's a matter that should be discussed.

[–]autowikibot 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Intact America:


Intact America is a registered non-governmental Intactivist (pro-intact or anti-infant circumcision) organization created in 2008 to advance the view that the circumcision of non-consenting minors is unethical and medically unnecessary, and therefore should be abandoned. They also claim that circumcision reduces sexual sensation in males and that it is a violation of modern bio-ethical standards to forcibly remove erogenous tissue from children. The activist organization uses traditional media, social-networking, lobbying, demonstrating, and other methods to encourage social change. The group has been mentioned in the Chicago Tribune, New York Times, MSNBC, and Huffington Post.


Relevant: List of children's rights organizations | Circumcision controversies | Doctors Opposing Circumcision

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[–]MyLittleFedora 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

aren't most boys circumcised when they're an infant?

Not outside of the USA and some Middle Eastern countries, unless there is a medical problem which necessitates it.

[–]Angus_Frasertfw no 1d japanese waifus yet 29ポイント30ポイント  (8子コメント)

I do, but I was circumcised twice and have trouble finishing during sex due to lack of feeling.

[–]seldor 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was circumcised twice

wut

[–]Angus_Frasertfw no 1d japanese waifus yet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My foreskin started to grow back, so the doctors cut it off again.

[–]Fade_0 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

twice

[–]Angus_Frasertfw no 1d japanese waifus yet 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

My foreskin started to grow back, so the doctors cut it off again.

[–]thrillho93 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

foreskins can grow back??

[–]Angus_Frasertfw no 1d japanese waifus yet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, but it doesn't have the nerve endings like the original. I'm actually growing mine back again.

[–]poo-poo 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

circumcised twice

http://i.imgur.com/NYmWocx.jpg

[–]Angus_Frasertfw no 1d japanese waifus yet 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My foreskin started to grow back, so the doctors cut it off again.

[–]Knight-of-Black 37ポイント38ポイント  (32子コメント)

imagine having part of your dick cut off without your consent...

[–]Zakiha 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

Eh I had and I dont give a fuck

[–]OfficerTwixeuphoric af 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Girls like it better circumsized and I think my dick looks like an actual dick, not a weird elephant trunk. I like it

[–]AnEpiphanyTooLate 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO! UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR MANHOOD HAS BEEN DESTROYED! YOU MUST BE GRIEVED AND ANGERED OVER THIS HORRIBLE LOSS GODDAMN IT!

[–]FightingSiouxBaru 36ポイント37ポイント  (25子コメント)

Imagine? It did happen to me. I don't agree with the practice and think it's unnecessary but it hasn't affected my life negatively.

That being said I wouldn't do it to my son if I had one. Wife and I agreed if we had a son we wouldn't do it. But we had a girl so didn't matter.

[–]Ex_Officio15It's a meme, you dip. 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The bastards took my umbilical cord, too!

[–]shbro1 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

Old Australian woman here (34 yo) - I feel this way about circumcision, theoretically. I have never personally experienced male circumcision, and I didn't, and wouldn't have allowed my (now) 5 year old son to be circumcised. Most boys in Australia aren't circumcised, FTR.

It is NOT a 'routine' procedure, insofar as one typically practised worldwide, but most certainly one which can socially become 'unacceptable', even if not yet medically or religiously unacceptable.

Let boys decide for themselves when they're men. (I'm not against a medically indicated circumcision prior to manhood if required.)

[–]seldor 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Actually, most men in Australia are in fact circumcised, over 60%. It has been going down in popularity for the last 3 decades though, and although the the rate of circumcision in infants is the lowest it's been for a long time, it is in fact rising in NSW and VIC. Apparently up to 20% of new born boys are being circumcised, which is still pretty high in my opinion

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision#Australia

[–]autowikibot 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Section 21. Australia of article Prevalence of circumcision:


The Australian Longitudinal Study of Health and Relationships is a computer assisted telephone interview of males aged 16–64 that uses a nationally representative population sample. In 2005 the interview found that the prevalence of circumcision in Australia was roughy 58%. Circumcision status was more common with males over 30 than males under 30, and more common with males who were born in Australia. 66% of males born in Australia were circumcised and less than 1/3 of males under 30 were circumcised. There has been a decline in the rate of infant circumcision in Australia that could be attributed to rising health care costs and rising concerns about the procedure. According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the infant circumcision rate in Australia was 12.9% as of 2003. However, rates in the states varied, with highest rates in Queensland (19.3%), New South Wales (16.3%) and South Australia (14.3%), and the lowest in Tasmania (1.6%). In New South Wales, rates have risen from 13% in 1999 to 18% in 2009. In Victoria, according to the Herald Sun, the prevalence of 2010 circumcisions indicated that rates have risen but no information was provided about the rates prior to the rise. In 2011 Circumcision Information Australia found that there was a neonatal circumcision rate of 14.1% in Western Australia, 5.6% in the Northern Territory, 14.1% in Queensland, 19.1% in New South Wales, 10.3% in Victoria, 2.4% in Tasmania, 16.2% in South Australia, and 8.7% in the Australian Capital Territory. The national neonatal circumcision rate was 14.0%, which is slightly higher than the rate of neonatal circumcision being performed in 2003. Non-therapeutic infant circumcision is no longer provided in public hospitals in New South Wales, Tasmania, Western Australia, Victoria or South Australia. The Royal Australasian College of Physicians (RACP) estimated in 2010 that 10 to 20 percent of newborn boys are being circumcised.


Relevant: Circumcision | Sexuality in South Korea | Circumcision and HIV | History of male circumcision

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[–]shbro1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

In 2011 Circumcision Information Australia found that there was a neonatal circumcision rate of 14.1% in Western Australia, 5.6% in the Northern Territory, 14.1% in Queensland, 19.1% in New South Wales, 10.3% in Victoria, 2.4% in Tasmania, 16.2% in South Australia, and 8.7% in the Australian Capital Territory. The national neonatal circumcision rate was 14.0%, which is slightly higher than the rate of neonatal circumcision being performed in 2003.[63] Non-therapeutic infant circumcision is no longer provided in public hospitals in New South Wales, Tasmania, Western Australia, Victoria or South Australia.[64][65] The Royal Australasian College of Physicians (RACP) estimated in 2010 that 10 to 20 percent of newborn boys are being circumcised.[66]

^ From the same wikipedia page?

[–]mechanical_Fred 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyway aren't most boys circumcised when they're an infant?

that's the problem. it's wrong to do something like that to a person's body without his consent.

[–]LIPCSB__ 9ポイント10ポイント  (26子コメント)

Personally, I consider it a mostly harmless procedure with some minor medical benefit, but one that I wouldn't ever undergo myself or allow my children to undergo. It's a cultural thing--where I'm from, only the Jews and Muslims got circumcised, while we Poles never did. It's just not our way.

[–]modmodmodmodmod 18ポイント19ポイント  (5子コメント)

Cutting off a 3x5 area of erogenous tissue isn't harmless.

[–]OfficerTwixeuphoric af 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Not really. Will it cause on life threatening issues throughout life?

[–]PaleAsDeath 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It can create excess scar tissue & fuse to the shaft funny in a way that prevents erection. Not life threatening, but definitely quality-of-life-threatening.

[–]mrjinchao 10ポイント11ポイント  (15子コメント)

Female circumcision is also a cultural thing.

[–]ArtSchnurple 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Female circumcision is also a cultural thing.

Yes, and equating the two is obscene. A more accurate parallel would be female "circumcision" and male castration.

[–]Aikidi 35ポイント36ポイント  (13子コメント)

Female genital mutilation is not really physiologically comparable to male circumcision.

[–]LightninLew 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some types aren't. There are lots of different types of FGM (some of which are analogous to circumcision, but are still illegal). It's not really comparable because it's like comparing Rob Ford to vegetables. Which vegetables? He's nothing like celery, but he looks a lot like a beetroot.

[–]DeadlyVoltages 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's not harmless and has no medical benefits.

[–]Virillus 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

It cures phimosis, and reduces HIV transmission rates.

This is very readily available information.

[–]PaleAsDeath 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The US is big on it, but it's not nearly as common other places. It can be harmful (for example, the remnants of the foreskin can create excess scar tissue, fusing with the shaft in a way that prevents full erection), and it isn't beneficial in any meaningful way. It became popular as a way to try to prevent masturbation.

[–]lyzabit 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like a dude in Goodfellas turned Amish or something.

[–]jrasher 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

DUDE I JUST SAW THAT GUY YESTERDAY AT SF

[–]callmesnake13 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

^ This is how you win Halloween 2015 ^

[–]Hold_on_to_ur_butts 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

I mean, he isn't wrong. It is kinda fucked up when you think about it.

[–]newheart_restart 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Regardless of your opinions on circumcision, it is not history's greatest medical fraud. Honestly, cigarettes are a good contender, but I'm personally in favor of lobotomies as a mundane treatment for everything.

[–]Reddit-Pro*unzips katana* nothing personnel, kid....... 14ポイント15ポイント  (13子コメント)

He's right about circumcision though, it's fucking stupid.

[–]DrChetSteadman 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

I may regret asking this, but what are the main issues against circumcision? I'm completely ignorant on the topic, so I'm asking strictly out of curiosity.

I was circumcised and don't have any issue at all with it. In fact, I think it makes my dick look pretty good (Yes I know that sounds weird).

[–]Screwbit 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

because americans do it and Europeans dont thats why its evil

[–]urbanbutter 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

The biggest issue for me, is that there is no reason to circumsize an unconsenting infant. In most cases it is a purely cosmetic procedure. I didn't see the need to impose cosmetic surgery on my son's genitals for no reason.

[–]DrChetSteadman 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah I guess there really isn't a logical reason to do it. I just never realized people were so passionate about it.

[–]Vkmies 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a cultural thing. It's a ridiculously normal thing among Americans and some other cultures.

It is very rare among many European countries etc.

So Americans are usually "What's the big deal? Completely normal, happened to me and to most of my friends."

And Europeans are usually "Why would you mutilate an unconsenting infant? That seems crazy!"

And that's really that. Of course, I'm generalizing. But that seems to be the common consensus and the main thing behind the "passionate argument" or whatever you want to call it.

[–]QuintusVS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because there's no good reason to cut it off, with a normal healthy male it doesn't have any significant pros. The problem with circumcision is that you're cutting off healthy tissue from an infant who can't give consent, it's unnecessary and inhumane.

Would you think it's okay to cut off a babys earlobes for personal reasons or because "it's easier to clean that way"? Actually, that isn't even a good comparison, cutting off earlobes would be more insignificant, because you're not taking possible pleasure away from them by cutting off part of their fucking dick.

[–]callmesnake13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's stupid, but the anti-circumcision activists really need to work on their messaging.

[–]Hurricane12112MOM! WE'RE OUT OF HOTPOCKETS! 11ポイント12ポイント  (9子コメント)

The thing with that is, about 90% of the girls Iv'e talked to think that uncircumcised dicks look pretty gross, and honestly it's not hard to see why...

[–]RichardPalma 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Women say this but I'm uncircumcised and when it comes time for sex, my penis is hard and the foreskin is naturally pulled back. They don't know the difference and I've never had a woman say "no way".

[–]QueenAlpaca 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

But why? It's not like our roast beef is anything to look at. Unless they don't shower or wash their junk, there's no reason that an uncircumsized dick should be gross. After watching a video of a baby getting a circumcision without anything to help the pain, I'll let any future sons I have decide for themselves.

[–]yum_muesli 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's because that's what they're used to. Here in the UK barely anyone is circumsised and girls don't think they're gross. It's just conditioning

[–]Knort27 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yup. My saintly mother once said it straight-out to my sister on the occasion of the birth of her first son, "What do you mean you're not going to circumcise him? Don't you want him to get blowjobs someday?

[–]Rocklobster5 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sounds like she is a great grandmother though ;)

[–]Knort27 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's the 'bad granny' lol. She helps the kids get into trouble and is generally an influence for the powers of mischief..horrifies the kid's other grandparents...but someone's gotta be the fun one.

[–]vuuvo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm a girl (not from US) and I don't think uncircumcised dicks are gross, and I don't know any girls who do. I do, however, know quite a few who think circumcised dicks are. It's almost as if it's to do with what you're used to...

[–]Hurricane12112MOM! WE'RE OUT OF HOTPOCKETS! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

it honestly just seems like a pain in the ass to me, just cut that shit off, no special cleaning, looks nicer, and feels better for the girl

[–]Idimmu_Xul 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I am honestly so bewildered at the anti circumcision shit. Like who cares? Who cares about a dumb foreskin?

[–]rangda -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's not dumb. It has beneficial functions. Cutting it of for no reason is fucking crazy in other countries where it isn't an ingrained practice.

[–]Idimmu_Xul 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

K but y did you have to ruin your white pants with that red paint?

[–]Sad_Larry 0ポイント1ポイント  (12子コメント)

Does anyone who says circumcision is altering the body without consent oppose abortion?

[–]MyLittleFedora 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably not many. Opposition to abortion is usually grounded in religious beliefs, and non-medical circumcision is a religious practice.

[–]Hold_on_to_ur_butts 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

No. Because abortion is a choice made by the one whose pregnant? Circumcision is needlessly cutting of the tip of a N e w b o r n s penis.

[–]Sad_Larry 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Both decisions are made by the parents. One removes skin, the other removes life.

[–]Beefsoda 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice list avoidance, yo.

[–]kirby31200 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Those are different. The circumcised child will have to live with his circumcision.

[–]vedgehead1 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

SAVAGE

[–]rangda 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard a BBQ sizzle sound effect in my head

[–]Sad_Larry 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I...I don't know what you're advocating

[–]ashlaaaaay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

More interesting is those who are for abortion but also for circumcision.

[–]Tattered_Colours 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes actually. Because abortion isn't just about the woman. There's a fucking unborn child growing inside of her. Where's the unborn child's consent to die?

[braces for downvotes]

[–]Sad_Larry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah that's why it's confusing. They think cutting off some skin on the tip of the penis is mutilation, but ramming a needle through the head is A OK.

[–]utensilitis 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone have any details of where this was? This is fucking epic

[–]sunshinebearz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw a guy wearing the same outfit protesting too. Was this in Nebraska?

[–]81daydreams 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the aspergers is strong with this one.

[–]OfficerTwixeuphoric af 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like my circumsized dick.

[–]KnugensTraktor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are people like that allowed to support a good cause? He does nothing but hurting it. Circumcision is nothing short but mutilation which is insane.

[–]ShortWarriorThe name is Tips. Tips Fedora. 0ポイント1ポイント  (38子コメント)

I've accidentally seen both circumcised and uncircumcised penises on the internet. I personally can't see, based on how it looks, why anyone would want to be uncircumcised.

Can anyone explain why people are against it?

[–]cliffracerfly 1ポイント2ポイント  (34子コメント)

Being uncircumcised gives people more sensation in the head. For people who's enjoyment comes out of squeezing and going gorilla mode, circumcision doesn't change anything for them. It makes handjobs more enjoyable when uncircumcised, but who wants a fucking handjob? And you also have to clean shit out of it. So being a gorilla man, being circumcised doesn't bother me. And my religion tells me to.

[–]ShortWarriorThe name is Tips. Tips Fedora. 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

And you also have to clean shit out of it.

OH LORD!

But anyway, the guy in the photo is talking about the medical side of it. What about that?

[–]ananori 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It isn't just a matter of cosmetics, the foreskin has sexual functions and keeps the head protected.

http://www.circinfo.org/Warren.html

[–]SamuraiJackal 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really don't understand the fear/hate mongering against those that point out circumcision is wrong... way to be reddit, hey since gay marriage just got legalized lets go protest against that shit you are all so empathetic its wonderful.

[–]katiemarie090 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Without the fedora, I think it's a decent look and really eye catching - obviously brings your attention to the issue at hand. And this needs to be talked about more, so I can't hate on the guy

[–]boochix -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

What an odd thing to protest. Is there any context to this?

[–]DrAttorney -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

People have decided to get mad at circumcision online because...I have no idea I guess its something they can control about their lives and it allows them to feel superior over someone they're arguing with online, kind of like athiesm. Anyhow it's been going on forever. Worst internet cause on the planet.

[–]Redditapology 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My sex life is bad because my parents and -society- cut off my foreskin, not because I have shitty sex and death grip syndrome