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[–]Literally_Lilith(◕‿◕❀)[S] -13 points-14 points-15 points  (7 children)
Abelism [✓]
Homophobia [✓]
Hatred of Ellen Pao [✓]
Angry rant [✓]
Shitting self with rage due to loss of freeze peach [✓]

reddit confirmed.

[–][deleted]  (6 children)
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    [–]chessguy44beta blocker -1 point-2 points-3 points  (5 children)
    Why do you think Ellen Pao is a misogynist?
    [–]mistressdistressmistress dildstress -0 points-1 point-2 points  (3 children)
    I INVITE YOU TO COMMENT NOW ON IT.
    lol this guy, you should RSVP no, worst invitation ever.
    [–][deleted]  (2 children)
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      [–]mistressdistressmistress dildstress -0 points-1 point-2 points  (1 child)
      I think it's a bot.
      [–]fuckinayyylmao -1 point-2 points-3 points  (0 children)
      It's almost word salad. It's utter rage-fueled WHARRRGARRBL
      [–]ttumblrbotsbeep boop BRD -2 points-3 points-4 points  (0 children)
      • "Remember if you will for me alexis, in... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
      • (full thread) - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [huh?]
      doooooogs: 1, 2 (seizure warning); 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8; if i miss a post please PM me
      [–]paradoxasauruser100% okay with shitty users leaving reddit in protest -2 points-3 points-4 points  (1 child)
      reading that shit and it's like a fucking eminem song without any of the flow or rapping technique, what the hell is even going on in that comment
      [–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSSalted Juicy Walnuts -0 points-1 point-2 points  (0 children)
      Literally pooping on the keyboard and then pressing save.
      [–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSSalted Juicy Walnuts -4 points-5 points-6 points  (0 children)
      That's some disgusting shit, Reddit. Disgusting weird conspiracy shit.
      [–]electricmocassininternet oppression is the worst type of oppression -4 points-5 points-6 points  (1 child)
      What the fuck did we just read
      [–]Aza-Sothoth(◕◕︵◕◕) so salti --2 points--1 points-0 points  (0 children)
      The tantrum of a manchild
      [–]SRScreenshot ~Automated Poopologist v0.1~wow --1 points-0 points-1 point  (0 children)
      "Remember if you will for me alexis, in that good autistic memory of yours... your retard ass... (that's the sound of you sucking dick)... Fuck you u/kn0thing, when you can break out of your autistic shell and face reality, do it. You coward. Ellen Pao is a misogynist." [+25]
      Suing reddit, of course.
      At 2015-06-24 23:27:51 UTC, IMAGINE_GIRAFFE_TITS wrote [+23 points: +23, -0]:
      u/kn0thing you ready for that? you know she has a file on you.
      Remember if you will for me alexis, in that good autistic memory of yours the time Ellen Pao asked you those weird questions about affirmative action and race / gender in industry and she made you feel comfortable enough to say certain things? Well, she recorded that Alex.
      And she'll use it against you. Lol, like she did u/yishan wong when she scammed the vanity CEO title for her scumbag fraudulent claims against KPCB, and now u/ekjp will sue you u/kn0thing - and I'll let all your investors know that you already know this is possible u/here_comes_the_king will be like "fuck man, didn't I hear that crazy bitch was going sue your retard ass?" and you'll be like "ommmmng ommmmng ommmmng (that's the sound of you sucking dick) - slurp, sure".
      Fuck you u/kn0thing, when you can break out of your autistic shell and face reality, do it. You coward. Ellen Pao is a misogynist. Read the fucking court docs.
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        [–]EvilRethuglicanHide Your Peaches, the PC Police are Coming! -1 point-2 points-3 points  (5 children)
        Oooh, fun! A front row seat!
        [–][deleted]  (4 children)
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          [–]X-edOut -2 points-3 points-4 points  (3 children)
          I invite you to get some fresh air.
          [–]IMAGINE_GIRAFFE_TITS --3 points--2 points--1 points  (2 children)
          What do you u/X-edOut think about Ellen Pao who when asked to peer review others at KPCB, gave all the women scathing reviews completely at odds with their other peer reviews?
          What do you think about Ellen Pao verbally starting rumors about woman she worked with, talking with their bosses and undermining them behind their backs?
          What do you think about Ellen Pao the sole person at KPCB who shut down multiple initiatives to help hire women and promote them in VC?
          This is all on sworn testimony in the court docs, so I invite you u/X-edOut to comment now on it.
          What do you u/fuckinayyylmao think about:
          • Ellen Pao, when asked to peer review others at KPCB, gave all the women scathing reviews completely at odds with their other peer reviews?
          • Ellen Pao verbally starting rumors about women she worked with, talking with their bosses and undermining them behind their backs?
          • Ellen Pao shutting down multiple initiatives to help hire women and promote them in VC?
          lol
          LOL, the hamfisted deletes have started, lol https://archive.is/opmpr
          This was deleted:
          Here's a better version for you, do you prefer it? Ellen Pao attacked 12 women at her job, caused their careers to stall, she shut down all the initiatives to high and support new women in VC... then tried to sue KPCB for not promoting/hiring new women. That's all court fact. But you prefer to take issue with some swearing and lols?
          • Ellen Pao is a misogynist who attacked 12 women at KPCB through persistent rumors, bad peer reviews. Ellen Pao intentionally shut down every initiative that was started to help recruit and promote more women in VC, she did this to fuel her fraudulent claims against Kleiner Perkins. This is all on record.
          • Ellen Pao helped steal $150,000,000 from police and firefighter pension funds - there was a massive backlash against her way before FPH - in a scheme described as "a ponzi scheme", to which her husband replied "I am not the black Madoff".
          • Ellen Pao colluded with u/Yishan Wong to take reddit position as a vanity CEO title just in time for her court case against KPCB. This is fraud and reddit shareholders should be asking u/kn0thing why nothing has been done and why he is liable to report this to the authorities.
          u/kn0thing you ready for that? you know she has a file on you.
          Remember if you will for me alexis the time Ellen Pao asked you those weird questions about affirmative action and race / gender in industry and she made you feel comfortable enough to say certain things? Well, she recorded that Alex.
          And she'll use it against you, like she did u/yishan wong when she scammed the vanity CEO title for her scumbag fraudulent claims against KPCB, and now u/ekjp will sue you u/kn0thing - and I'll let all your investors know that you already know this is possible.
          Ellen Pao is a misogynist.
          [–]PM_ME_SALTY_TEARSSalted Juicy Walnuts --1 points-0 points-1 point  (1 child)
          Do you know what words mean?
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