First admin to respond.
This guy responded 2 or so hours prior with the same response. That would be the first response I got from Reddit admins. This one is the third following the next image. Notice how it's sent to reddit.com
Second admin to respond.
This is the second reply I got from a Reddit admin. Redirecting me to contact@reddit.com. I should give that a go!
Sent an email to contact@reddit.com
Surely they will respond. It's been 22-23 hours as I'm posing this. Still no reply. I wonder why.
Third admin to respond.
His name is blacked out just because I feel this guy's gonna get some shit for saying this. So.. I blacked out his name. He was the first one to tell me exactly where to go and who to turn to, but his last replies weren't too long ago. 21 hours ago as I was screencapping this.
Messaging the community managers.
As the third admin suggested, I mailed all the admins responsible for communities except LordVinyl since he already replied (first message). None of them replied back. None. Two of these were even people who no longer work at Reddit anymore, people who I had hoped could at least shed some light on it.
Sent another email to contact@reddit.com
Why the hell not? Reddit's a big place and the first message could have slipped through their eyes. Surely someone will answer. Anyone? It's almost as if Reddit's admins don't want to answer. Crazy, right? If they had nothing to hide, they'd give one normal response. But that's not the case, is it? The subreddit was banned for no reason. Admins just got offended.