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[–]trawlse 317ポイント318ポイント  (16子コメント)

I love that this guy seems to think the Illuminati is part of the school curriculum these days

[–]NACHOS_4_ALL 121ポイント122ポイント  (8子コメント)

Ironically he also gave him homework

[–]this-is_bullshit 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm sure he went home and studied for 3 straight days to complete his homework.

[–]CheroCole 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

That'll teach him for not being educated on a secret society that most likely has nothing to do with him!

[–]RomanReignz [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

most likely

Playing it safe. Nice

[–]CheroCole [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Lol yeah. Didn't want people telling me how every action is controlled by the Illuminati. Even if the comment is sarcastic, people will always find reason to bash you.

[–]northeastmusic [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

find reason to bash you.

It's either "find a reason" or "find reasons" idiot.

[–]Jaymz95 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite thing about this is he won't allow comments on his videos

[–]Terroism 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My high school history teacher must have thought so. He just kept going on about that stuff. Was pretty interesting tbh.

[–]BigJoeHanson 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

I love that he thinks a mid/late 1700's term is relevent today.

Edit: a word.

[–]WeaselScout 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Which term specifically?

[–]BigJoeHanson 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The video topic of course silly.

[–]theseleadsalts [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

DAY 1 KIDS! BEFORE WE DO ANY REAL WORK, I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR OK? THE ILLUMINATI IS NOT REAL. YOU GOT THAT?

[–]Kizombeiro 116ポイント117ポイント  (8子コメント)

"Have you heard of the Federal Reserve?"

This guy is asking the tough questions.

[–]imabigsofty 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think he said no as in he hasnt heard that they were related to the "illuminati"

[–]Bananapopcicle 73ポイント74ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think he said no because he knew if he said yes the guy would have just started talking even more than he already was ha ha.

[–]SetYourGoals 346ポイント347ポイント  (85子コメント)

"Illuminati youtuber" might be the thing that parents across the board are statistically least proud that their children became.

[–]RhllorTheLordOfLight 141ポイント142ポイント  (83子コメント)

Along with "passionate gamergater" and "brony", for sure

[–]wlee1987 6ポイント7ポイント  (12子コメント)

What's a 'brony'?

[–]IndianBoyShameer [スコア非表示]  (8子コメント)

Those who follow the cult of LeBron James.

[–]wlee1987 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

weird. thanks for letting me know what it is.

[–]brucenasty [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

He/she was joking. A brony is a full grown man who is passionate about some magical pony show i forgot what its called. Pretty silly

[–]arawal 147ポイント148ポイント  (4子コメント)

Banksters

[–]mathieforlife 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's a secret society of political, and banking elite. And politicians, and banksters and businessmen.

[–]iSunMonkey 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

'Banksters' sounds like a play on bankers + gangsters. I wonder if that was intentional.

[–]sillybandland 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No need to wonder, it definitely was.

[–]kaoskoala 147ポイント148ポイント  (0子コメント)

"It's a shirt"

[–]chinpropped 62ポイント63ポイント  (7子コメント)

"'Bohemian Grove', say it". LOLLLL good for the guy for tolerating him and being polite , nice about it

[–]pumpkinhead002 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

I almost yelled at my screen when he tried to "assign" him homework. Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

[–]LlamaKing01 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why he's Professor Illuminati, of course. The finest Secret Banking Society Educator in the land.

[–]pumpkinhead002 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those fucking banksters

[–]xrareformx [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

LOL I said that exact same thing. Like, hello, we are still in America and last time I checked you don't have to sit here and deal with this asshat's shit. Who the fuck does he think he is?

[–]JM_URBSA 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

For real. Some top notch composure from this kid.

[–]XUD9TE 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a douche.

[–]lamano123 65ポイント66ポイント  (6子コメント)

Those comments are just as bad.

[–]ArgyleMK[S] 23ポイント24ポイント  (5子コメント)

No kidding. The Jonesy conspiracy theorists are quite aggressive.

[–]wlee1987 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Jonesy theorists?

[–]smpjs 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Referring to the crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.

[–]OptimusMine 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uh, I think you mean super saiyan Alex Jones.

[–]wlee1987 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh yes, I get you. "Professional" tin foil hat wearers.

[–]matjex 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor guy, so obvious that he just wanted to get out of there. He was pretty tolerant though.

[–]Nemesis2772 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or how about......no. Fuck you, I'll go about my day and not do a research paper for a crazy guy on the boardwalk?

[–]AlanDorman 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

Mark Dice often straddles the line between cringe and funny, but, sorry this one is just funny...

[–]ArgyleMK[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's pretty fuckin funny.

[–]OC4815162342 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Is he serious? It seems like hes being sarcastic.

HOLY SHIT. The end where he plugs amazon and google play LOL.

[–]Saintzillla 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

He seemed surprised that someone threw something at him...

Really? That was surprising?

[–]FuckFrankie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm sure it was a half empty cup of Coke from McDonald's.

[–]Gromit43 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"I bet you don't even own an ounce of silver"

WTF? Dude's judging people based on how much silver they own? I bet he doesn't even have any bottlecaps saved up for the nuclear apocalypse. Pfft, moron.

[–]shmeshy 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

The poor kid was such a good sport about it.

[–]Beautiful_Girlie_Bob 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

It was symbology from US currency on that shirt. The all seeing eye on the pyramid just happened to be on the chest.

[–]Paulie82 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right? Do you know what the nautical stars mean?!? Google traditional tattoos for homework. Do it!

[–]DatNiggaNate 23ポイント24ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh god mark dice. This guy is the worst.

[–]80Eight 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh. I just now understood his microphone design

[–]esotericmason 52ポイント53ポイント  (24子コメント)

Funny thing, that's Oceanside, California. The Oceanside pier to be exact. I am a Freemason and walked by this guy with one of my Masonic shirts on that day and he didn't say a damn word to me. I was heading towards the Ruby's Diner at the end of the pier with my girlfriend when I saw him interviewing people. He looked right at me and my shirt and didn't say a word.

[–]jrock336 50ポイント51ポイント  (2子コメント)

He probably knew you would make sense and refute him. He probably went after the guy in the video because he looks young and just bought the shirt because of the design. A lot of young skate and street brands put "illuminati" symbols on clothes just because it looks cool.

[–]esotericmason 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Very true, although I am in my mid-'20s it was funny that he still wouldn't approach me. I notice a lot of brands now utilize masonic imagery straight up without even altering the image they took.

[–]Bath-salt-zombie 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

probably cause the freemasons are just as secretive as a college fraternity

[–]esotericmason 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

As far as public awareness, I agree.

[–]ShittyBrain 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

He probably thought you were following him.

[–]thm2130 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

that's because you're such a badass

[–]esotericmason 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

It must be the apron.

[–]BummySugar 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you ride a billy goat naked? I bet you do.

[–]esotericmason 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tell countless new initiates that it is easier to ride em' if you grab the ears.

[–]OptimusMine 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

How many celebrity blood-sacrifices have you witnessed?

[–]esotericmason 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are trying to get me killed here. Surely, the Queen of England will be mad that I even made myself know.

[–]Author5 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

So your girlfriend may one day be an Eastern Star? And your children "rainbow children?"

FreemasonBuzzwords

[–]MommysSalami [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Huh, so your one of the guys that goes in that old looking building that's next to Angelo's and 31 flavors?

[–]yungun [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

hey! I'm in school in San Diego and went to a Freemason temple(?) it was really cool and I learned a lot. I related it to the Simpsons stone masons before I actually was informed and it's pretty cool. a little intimidating but still interesting!

[–]yungtatha [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Unrelated but what is it with Ruby's Diners being at the end of piers?

[–]IndexCodex 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Your comment is the most important one here. That is Oceanside. I like Oceanside.

[–]MommysSalami [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Right! I got all excited because I saw the pier and the amphitheatre.

[–]WARHOUND_EAT 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Are you sure it isn't Huntington beach?

Source: Have been to HB

[–]Royed 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is not Huntington Beach.

Source: Have lived in/around Huntington Beach my 31 years of life.

[–]GrahamSaysNO 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I didn't see any "berating", but the kid clearly had no interest and he wouldn't let him go. That is the cringe I saw.

[–]edubkn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow this is pure gold. This guy goes beyond. His videos' titles makes for some extra cringe:

  • Lady Gaga Admits to Pact with Satan
  • Jay-Z: Illuminati Musical Satanism: The Documentary
  • Miley Cyrus Illuminati VMA Performance Secrets Revealed
  • The Illuminati Plan to Fake the Return of Jesus

Ironically he says the Illuminati is not a celebrity thing, yet celebrities are the targets of his videos.

[–]omega_point 16ポイント17ポイント  (5子コメント)

This dude is as cringy to me as Alex Jones, David Icke and other fear-mongering clowns out there. That said, illuminati did exist and they were a secret society. The Skull & Bones secret society that he mentioned also is real and George Bush and John Kerry were (or still are?) members. The Bilderberg meeting also happens annually. Is it a conspiracy? Probably no. But regardless, it exists.

This is not a black and white issue. People tend to go from one extreme to another. So we have a bunch of clowns making money by fear-mongering and spreading bullshit, and then on the other side of the spectrum we have people who deny all conspiracies and even societies that we know for a fact exist.

Thinking that powerful bankers and CEO's of giant corporations may get together and come up with plans to maximize profit is one thing, believing in chemtrails, autism-causing vaccines, skin-cancer giving sunscreens, etc. is another.

George Carlin on this issue

[–]matty25 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This dude is as cringy to me as Alex Jones

I can't hate on Alex Jones too much because without him we never would have had this gem.

[–]jibberldd5 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't believe I used to subscribe to this guy years ago... The moment I read the title, I knew who it was going to be.

[–]ArgyleMK[S] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know what it's like to have been one of those guys back in the day. Makes for some cringey memories.

[–]CrakAndJaxter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I once saw a video from a similar type of youtuber who was trying to demonstrate how people today are "sheep." His method? He went around asking people if they "heard the news" that Hillary Clinton had gone parachuting without a parachute. When most people responded by giving him a strange look and just saying "no," he continued to push them by asking, "doesn't this sound like something she would do?" When they said, "sure," he then acted as if the person was tricked into believing what he had said.

[–]Saintzillla 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Biggest cringe? His name/mic situation.

[–]Idontgrammer 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

At first I liked the term 'Bankster'. But now, it's getting over-used, and one meme away from 'sheeple'.

[–]ironmaiden947 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Where can I find that shirt? I actually love the triangle-eye symbolism.

[–]Paahtis 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

First you gotta educate yourself 'bro', you can't just wear a shirt. You have to know every single little thing and conspiracy about it. That's why I only wear single color clothing myself because I'm ignorant.

[–]LordJanas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Say it for me: Bo-he-mian Gr-ove. There. Go do your homework.

[–]blackshad-o 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

How the fuck does this guy have 365,000 subs?

[–]SemenSnickerdoodle 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I used to be subscribed to this guy. Mark Dice is a paranoid fear mongerer who sees everyone as a brainwashed sheep and feels he is being watched by the Illuminati 24/7.

[–]Dooflatchie 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, I hope there is secret societies and clandestine stuff going on. Something tells me life and reality are much more mundane than this guy thinks.

[–]kuroikawa 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

His channel is amazing. He is so far gone, i dont think he will ever not belive in illuminati.

[–]PM_YOUR_WALLPAPER 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I work in a bank, when do I become Illuminatus?!? A lot of my colleagues are freemasons though, but that's not very cool.

[–]ficarra1002 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The proper response would have been "Yes, I'm a member. You don't want to upset me"

[–]ryana8 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Banksters" Illuminati Confirmed.

[–]chodehensen 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The youtube comments are cancer on this one.

[–]PDwasHere 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

''You've got some education to do''

[–]CaptainPencil 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could put anything from this guy's channel on /r/cringe

[–]Broham911 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wanted to see how crazy this guy really is so I watched one of his other videos, 10 seconds in and he is already full batshit mode

https://youtu.be/24iShPLNJzY?t=10s

[–]ArgyleMK[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It could never be that some times mad people sometimes get violent.

[–]Gamer_Boyfriend 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The misconception is that these idiots think the politicians, bankers, corporations, and the military blah blah blah are all tied together an they all get together wondering how they will ruin everyone's life. Can't people just realize that all those people are just greedy and selfish? It doesn't mean that they are a big giant group.

[–]thatdrumdude 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

  1. The correct answer to this guy is "Well if you know about them, it's not really a secret is it. You're saying it's a secret group, and then giving me specific groups to look up. How can it be a secret group if we know about it."

  2. If the Illuminate was real, they sure as fuck don't exist now. OR if they do, they sure as fuck don't go by the illuminate, and they most definitely have changed their symbol. Because when people start catching on to your secret symbols and tricks, you change your secrets and tricks so people can't follow them.

But more important, this is another thing that just doesn't matter. It's a not a secret that the world is run by money. And the current state of global affairs is far more important than bitching about it.

[–]Ehdelveiss 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Flash hand signs" come on man...

[–]Solidjoecool 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bro his page could sustain this sub for ever

[–]MPGrdnr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

dude has 360,000 followers...so 360,000 people were like "hey, I like what this guy has to say and I think he is a pretty sane guy"

[–]KingJaredoftheLand 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how this guy's credentials include being on the History Channel.
You'd think that would disqualify him outright from any level of integrity.

[–]commentbot3000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The thing that bugged me the most about this video is the microphone. It clearly is not doing anything, and he doesn't know what to do with it. He just holds it in front of the kids face the whole time while talking at him.

[–]Vensuad 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Youtube comment section is absolutely pathetic (as usual). People talking about the "pathetic misinformed society" and how the illuminati is real.

[–]itnewb5 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

now i'm stuck watching a bohemian grove documentary.... thanks a lot!

[–]cirquedesolame 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Stop saying Illuminati."

[–]rocconyew 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear he said "You've got a LOT of education to do my ni... friend"

Almost went gangster to get on his level.

[–]Rafeno760 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

good ol' Oceanside California! The beaches only get nicer as you go north or south along the coast xD I kid :P Lived in oceanside for 25 years and wouldnt change it

[–]MasterGamer1172 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure that that is a symbol of the freemasons, Not the illuminati.

[–]Thotsakan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The dude just took it. I would have just walked away.

[–]notforrealb 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol "banksters"

[–]Punjabis_In_Paris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fact that he's still bringing up Bohemian Grove in 2015 proves he's pretty misinformed himself

[–]matike [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

No way, that's Oceanside Pier. I live near there.

[–]Ulysses89 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

People like him use the words Illuminati and Freemasonry as code words for Jews. I guarantee that he owns a copy and believes every word of the Protocols of the Elder Zion.

[–]itnewb5 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

now i'm stuck watching a bohemian grove documentary.... thanks a lot!