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[–]Th3Oscillator 981ポイント982ポイント  (27子コメント)

Thinking about Reddit as a 10 year old makes a lot of sense to me.

[–]jsmooth7 398ポイント399ポイント  (20子コメント)

If Reddit is already this edgy, I can't imagine what it'll be like at 15.

[–]WeaponizedDownvote 294ポイント295ポイント  (13子コメント)

503 Error: reddit is currently smoking cigarettes in the bathroom

[–]MasAcra 201ポイント202ポイント  (11子コメント)

420 Error: Reddit's servers are currently blazin' it

[–]4x4prints 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

It has been more like Benjamin Button; the older it is, the more immature it gets.

[–]apalehorse 400ポイント401ポイント  (14子コメント)

Admins,

No mention of Aaron? He was an evangelist for modern online communities and their ability to affect change in society -- a value that you so often cite as a virtue of reddit.

I know that there is complexity about how Aaron was viewed, but your companies were combined before the Conde Nast purchase and you can't say that Aaron's work to move reddit to python before the purchase was insignificant. Even if you don't acknowledge him as a "founder" (even though Nast and Y Combinator did) not mentioning him at all in this post, and in fact many admin posts about the history of reddit, is really petty.

It wouldn't take anything away from Steve or Alexis to occasionally note someone who influenced the rise of reddit and brought users like me here.

[–]DominarRygelThe16th 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]apalehorse 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are no badguys in this story. Emotions about coworkers can be intense. Time and events give us perspective.

Haven't we all been in a situation where we think that others are getting too much credit for work or that people don't appreciate how much weight you had on your own shoulders?

Nothing wrong with that.

What is wrong is erasing a human being from history.

[–]amnioticentity 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Behold! /u/apalehorse

Thank you for your post. I came here to voice these exact sentiments.

[–]BananaToy 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish they at least mentioned him in the post. I was there at the time and know the issues there, but still I feel it should be noted.

[–]KhalifaKidV2 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Their ideals and core values do not align with Aaron's.

[–]LuckyASN 2614ポイント2615ポイント x2 (724子コメント)

There's a bit of irony to the 4th most gilded post being...

Upvote this: Buy no gold until Pao Resigns!

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

[–]jsmooth7 930ポイント931ポイント x2 (119子コメント)

Reddit has a server named:

IBoughtThisGoldToAnnoyFPH

I think that pretty much explains it.

[–]IMAGINE_GIRAFFE_TITS 575ポイント576ポイント  (59子コメント)

Elen Pao helped steal $150,000,000 from police and firefighter pensions funds - there was a massive backlash against her way before FPH

Sources Forbes, NYTimes, NYPost

Some Background For The Kleiner Perkins Discrimination Lawsuit

http://www.forbes.com/sites/tomiogeron/2012/05/23/some-background-for-the-kleiner-perkins-discrimination-lawsuit/

S.E.C. and Pension Systems to Examine Fletcher Fund

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2011/07/12/s-e-c-and-pension-systems-to-examine-fletcher-fund/

"and, with his wife Ellen Pao, a $1.5 million San Francisco home, the ex-hedgie stands accused of cheating Massachusetts and Louisiana cops and firefighters out of more than $100 million and not paying close to $3 million in taxes."

http://nypost.com/2015/02/18/case-builds-against-former-ny-hedgie-buddy-fletcher/

Ellen Pao asked for $ 2.7 million to not appeal her court case with KPCB, a complete shakedown as Buddy Fletcher owes $ 2.7 million in layers fees. That's a lot of lawyers to keep these crooks out of jail.

[–]fedorabro-69 89ポイント90ポイント  (2子コメント)

That server is probably fat!

LOL FATTY SERVER PROBABLY EATS 2X THE INCOMING PACKETS THAT THE OTHER SERVERS DO! I bet it even needs a literal data warehouse just so that it can fit in to a building.

[–]CedarWolf 90ポイント91ポイント  (26子コメント)

I was there for that! Looks like we're naming a server "RedditX" for the anniversary, today.

[–]SuperCub 82ポイント83ポイント  (15子コメント)

The next server should be named "SuperCub" because I just found out we have the option of naming Reddit's servers.

[–]N8theGr8 56ポイント57ポイント  (12子コメント)

If you buy gold or get gilded on a day where they reach their quota, you get to vote on a server name.

You'd think they would have enough servers by now that I wouldn't constantly get that "Our Servers are Down" message with the cat.

[–]Bardfinn 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

The problem isn't the amount of servers — the problem is the scalability of some of the code.

[–]callmebrick 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You also get to suggest a name.

[–]Mshake6192 156ポイント157ポイント  (33子コメント)

Admins get free gold to give out if I'm not mistaken. Just sayin'

Edit: thnx 4 da gold /u/bananaboat

[–]wacrover 120ポイント121ポイント  (48子コメント)

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

[–]Walter_Bishop_PhD 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

I adore that the rickroll one is one of the highest gilded ones

[–]reverend_green1 648ポイント649ポイント  (25子コメント)

I think it's hilarious that /u/DoubleDickDude's AMA has more views than Obama's.

[–]DC25NYC 360ポイント361ポイント  (11子コメント)

I mean theres been plenty of presidents, only one double dick dude

[–]Play_by_Play 161ポイント162ポイント  (5子コメント)

Seriously. Anyone can be president. But not just anyone can be a real life hentai monster.

[–]DaedalusMinion 458ポイント459ポイント  (213子コメント)

[–]XiKiilzziX 498ポイント499ポイント  (61子コメント)

Reddit is turning into Digg

- 9 years ago

[–]reverend_green1 160ポイント161ポイント  (37子コメント)

Some things never change.

[–]HippityLongEars 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]schwarzwald 6 points 9 years ago

here's something i've wanted to know. how is reddit a business? how does it make money?

[–]dylanm 3 points 9 years ago

I've been wondering that myself. The comments area has a large margin on the right that could fit, well, you know...

[–]KennyFulgencio 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

...your mom?

tell em large marge-in sent ya

[–]Walter_Bishop_PhD 17ポイント18ポイント  (7子コメント)

I wonder if MrBabyman ever went here?

[–]AnalogDan 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

MrBabySpam is /u/GallowBoob

/Twilight Zone music

[–]derblitzmann 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, he posts like half the content of some subs.

[–]crappycap 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

I recall him saying he had an account but didn't reference for number of reasons.

[–]Walter_Bishop_PhD 89ポイント90ポイント  (71子コメント)

I wonder if /u/charlieb is still around?

[–]charlieb 420ポイント421ポイント  (68子コメント)

Yup, still around.

[–]mar10wright 133ポイント134ポイント  (58子コメント)

Tell us of the old days Charlie...

[–]charlieb 298ポイント299ポイント  (55子コメント)

It was a simpler time; 56.6k modems ruled the earth and AOL CDs choked every mailbox. I was browsing comp.lang.lisp one day and pg was in there talking about this new website where people could submit links and vote on them. I decided to check it out and I was immediately hooked.

[–]danweber 54ポイント55ポイント  (25子コメント)

Welcome fellow 9-year-club member.

[–]charlieb 54ポイント55ポイント  (19子コメント)

Hello, isn't it good to have a proper username!

[–]danweber 40ポイント41ポイント  (12子コメント)

Those 10-year-club guys are really holding back progress!

[–]sophacles 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dammit. Im 3 weeks shy of being relevant in this discussion :(

[–]SimpleYetHard 82ポイント83ポイント  (17子コメント)

We're the memes dank though....WERE THEY I NEED TO KNOW.

[–]charlieb 195ポイント196ポイント  (11子コメント)

The very concept of dank only came into being once the memes had been watered down enough to be able to be contained by such an inadequate adjective.

[–]FrozenMarshmallow 33ポイント34ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm gonna quote you on that and tell it to my grand-kids.
RemindMe! 30 years "When did the memes first become dank?"

The very concept of dank only came into being once the memes had been watered down enough to be able to be contained by such an inadequate adjective.

[–]Hello_Cup 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you actually read this in 30 years, you're just going to forget what any of it means yourself.

[–]TomatoHere 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

RemindMe! 30 years "Am I still using reddit?"

[–]FrozenMarshmallow 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

RemindMe! 30 years "Back in the early millennial years hip folks tended to refer to particularly potent marijuana as Dank. This was later adopted by many internet users to refer to the rising trend of WebMemes. /u/charlieb's comment was a succinct explanation of the transition from the era of memes simply being memes to the new age wherein all top-quality memes were forthwith to be considered Dank."

[–]TheJollyLlama875 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

"You damn kids! Back in my day, memes were danker than dank!"

[–]CedarWolf 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

Memes pre-date the Internet. Go look up the WWII graffiti, "Kilroy Was Here"... So popular among American GIs that it's engraved on the WWII memorial on the National Mall.

[–]Internets111 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Danker than anything you can imagine. They were so dank we could only reddit for less than tree fiddy minutes every day, or else we would overdose. Many a courageous redditor died in such a manner, braving the dankness.

[–]xlnqeniuz 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

STORY TIME WITH CHARLIE IS MY FAVOURITE TIME OF THE DAY

[–]Drunken_Economist 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is, amazingly enough

[–]kn0thing 103ポイント104ポイント  (31子コメント)

[–]DrAminove 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is the first time I've seen "submitted 10 years ago" on Reddit. Also, your Ten Year Club trophy looks sweet.

[–]capyoda 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heh I recall seeing this in the early days and thought "well that's a weird submission wonder who would-- ah."

[–]matt01ss 22ポイント23ポイント  (25子コメント)

We did it reddit!

[–]Cyber_Duke 24ポイント25ポイント  (24子コメント)

There were memes back then!?

[–]charlieb 50ポイント51ポイント  (10子コメント)

I've actually been asked this before. My answer is that there were memes but iirc they hadn't been categorised or named as memes in that context they were thought of internet in-jokes.

Richard Dawkins' idea of a meme existed back then but it hadn't been strongly connected to internet jokes.

[–]Gh0stw0lf 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

If you don't mind me asking, what keeps you coming back to reddit? It seems like it'd changed alot since it began as far as user submitted content. Did the change start as gradual so you just didn't notice?

[–]charlieb 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The frontpage has changed a lot because it's mainstream now so the technical stuff and the long-form articles have been pushed into the subreddits but if you pick the right combination subs you can still capture something of the authentic original reddit feel.

I keep coming back because now I don't have to visit 5 different websites for my news and interesting stuff fix. It's all in one place.

[–]drocks27 274ポイント275ポイント  (62子コメント)

here's a tool made by /u/georgehotelling, that will show you what your front page looked like when you joined reddit.

[–]wei-long 51ポイント52ポイント  (6子コメント)

Funny enough I found this comment on one of the posts that day titled "Did you stop using Digg when you joined Reddit?":

I stopped using Digg when my account got deleted for asking "inappropriate questions".

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cnuvw/did_you_stop_using_digg_when_you_joined_reddit/c0twocs

[–]Milkgunner 72ポイント73ポイント  (4子コメント)

Another reason I love reddit: You don't need to put "/s" after ever submission. On Digg, if you don't explain it in simple terms they'll rape you. Fucking diggroids.

I feel as if reddit has come to that point now.

[–]FoieyMcfoie 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Strange to see no imgur links when I do this on my original account

[–]CedarWolf 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Russia's being the good neighbour. It's going to spend $2 billion giving space (debris) a good clean.

Well, that headline feels weird, now... Also, I could have been a gold charter member, dang it.

[–]turkeytowel 282ポイント283ポイント  (26子コメント)

LPT: When talking about your accomplishments, finish by mentioning your goals for the future

[–]vinashak 83ポイント84ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you Aaron Swartz!

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TITS_GIRL 67ポイント68ポイント  (17子コメント)

Holy shit. 26,000 PM_ME accounts. I didn't know it was quite that high.

[–]ZotohZhaan 830ポイント831ポイント  (30子コメント)

Here's to ten more years of shadowbans!

[–]I_PUNCH_PAO 20ポイント21ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hello guys, I'm back from my 60 hours shadowban. During that time I was able to finish my 200 words essay on the topic of Nazi Germany. My thesis is that Hitler & Nazi beliefs are carried on by Reddit administrators who like to act as if they themselves were literally Hitler. I think I should score at least 90 out of 100 points for that paper.

/r/paoyongyang

[–]10_years_late 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is this, some kind of Digg clone?

[–]Skaggzz 2000ポイント2001ポイント  (154子コメント)

Congrats! Please fire Ellen Pao...carefully.

[–]allthefoxes 503ポイント504ポイント  (72子コメント)

Pao's Law - As an reddit discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Ellen Pao approaches 1

[–]Bardfinn 177ポイント178ポイント  (66子コメント)

No, you're thinking of Pao's law — as a reddit discussion grows longer, the probability of some of its participants to leave for Voat real soon now approaches 1, unless observed, in which case it collapses to 0.

[–]evildonald 147ポイント148ポイント  (53子コメント)

It'd help if Voat's servers weren't apparently running on a single Raspberry Pi machine and using the local Starbuck's wifi.

They blew a huge opportunity not being ready to scale to the traffic that was trying to get to them.

EDIT: Apparently they're working again now! cool! Competition is good for everyone!

[–]chakan2 102ポイント103ポイント  (35子コメント)

It'd help if there weren't a strategically timed DoS attack the same day Reddit turned into a safe space. It's up and mostly well right now.

[–]Tehok 139ポイント140ポイント  (8子コメント)

She made such incredible strides for women in business. I can't wait to hire my first female employee and get sued over nothing.

[–]Typhoidmary1 85ポイント86ポイント  (4子コメント)

She's going to sue no matter how carefully they do it. Someone's got to pay her bills for her and her scumbag husband's crimes.

[–]Matthew_Jackson 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

I thought you aren't allowed any posts about your cake day on reddit...

[–]Sanhael 25ポイント26ポイント  (12子コメント)

Why are people gilding the reddit admin account?

[–]porlov 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

they can just gild themselves you know. it's just a value in a database

[–]dubstepzeph 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

But let's be honest, someone probably actually gilded it

[–]4_strings_are_fine 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

My favorite reddit thread is actually one pertaining to the Boston Bombings.

Before the entire "find the bomber fiasco", there was a thread about people looking for loved ones and/or people stuck in Boston who had no where to stay. Redditors donated rooms in houses, hotel coupons/rooms, and frequent flyer miles to get people where they needed to be. I think pizzas were even donated.

In spite of everything else, I think that speaks so much about the type of community that has been built here.

[–]steampunkIcarus 548ポイント549ポイント  (47子コメント)

And it's all downhill from here

[–]L3SSTH4NTHR33 55ポイント56ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah I thought that was kind of ironic of the title, "the BEST ten years of reddit are over, the parties ended, go home."

[–]dudeguy_loves_reddit 47ポイント48ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reddit is now old enough to begin its journey to become a Pokémon Master.

[–]master_of_deception 251ポイント252ポイント  (6子コメント)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLEN PAO, HOW IS THAT LAWSUIT GOING?

[–]PAO_SAFESPACE_POLICE 71ポイント72ポイント  (4子コメント)

EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL FOR GREAT LEADER! IMPERIALIST AMERICAN PIG LAWYERS ARE JUST TRYING TO SMEAR HER SO SHE CAN'T MAKE REDDIT SAFE FOR SOME OF US!

[–]EugeneNix 341ポイント342ポイント  (111子コメント)

Happy Birthday from the /r/CoonTown mod team!

[–]helix19 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wow, this guy is actually from coontown. I feel like I'm seeing a rare racist rhino in the wild.

[–]Jew_Fucker_69 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's actually good to be reminded that they really still exist.

[–]allthefoxes 86ポイント87ポイント  (65子コメント)

Sometimes I forget that even people I really really don;t like have a sense of humor too.

It's somewhat refreshing.

[–]barichards 1131ポイント1132ポイント  (71子コメント)

And there won't be another 10 years with the direction the current management is taking it.

[–]crappycap 450ポイント451ポイント  (53子コメント)

People have been saying reddit is going down hill ever since comment was enabled 9 years ago heh.

[–]TehAlpacalypse 187ポイント188ポイント  (19子コメント)

DAE think (insert message board ie 4chan/SA/reddit here) was better back when I first started browsing?

[–]Kiloku 51ポイント52ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes, it was better. In fact, it was better until you start browsing, /u/TehAlpacalypse. It's your fault that it's bad now.

FOR. SHAME. You truly are an Alpacalypse.

[–]flounder19 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think you want eg, not ie

[–]samebrian 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

E.g. means "for example" and i.e. means "that is; namely; in other words).

You're correction is right but TIL so maybe others can too. :)

Well, i.e. could be used but I don't think that was the intention (to only name 3, as opposed to using 3 examples).

[–]placebo_overdose 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

To be fair, you would be hard pressed to find any long-standing board that is as good as it once was. Either because you are romanticizing the past and it was never as good as you thought it was, because it has grown enormously in popularity which tends to mean it strays from the things about it you enjoyed, because admins/mods have legitimately made terrible decisions regarding the site/board (see; Digg) or because it has lost popularity and become a ghost town.

I know, people say "X used to be so much better in MY day" about literally everything, often without reason, but it's a pretty consistent thing with message boards falling apart with time and older users becoming disillusioned with what they've become, and not without reason.

Also, fuck me for responding to a circlejerk comment with an actual serious response and just now realizing it; I think this entire comment section has fried my brain.

[–]ggslovin 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

There will be 10 more years, just under a different umbrella. They're putting themselves in a position to be bought out. What they're doing (and will be doing) is a classic case of management changing things up for profits. Reddit is a business, I get it.

[–]seantreason 198ポイント199ポイント x2 (42子コメント)

TIL I share a birthday with reddit.

[–]ColonelSandersCult 72ポイント73ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happy 10th Birthday, you little shit.

[–]wacrover 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

And you got to meet the TIL founder - all in one day!

[–]Rizzu7 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

It makes me sad that the massive level of participation in /r/TheButton was never mentioned.

[–]Freddit- 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

A great birthday gift would be to cunt punt Pao out the door.

[–]butteryoatmeal 391ポイント392ポイント  (36子コメント)

I doubt Aaron would be proud of it now. I certainly wouldn't be.

[–]Play_by_Play 207ポイント208ポイント  (10子コメント)

The funny thing is that all the admins were pretty much distancing themselves from Aaron when he was alive and would comment on here about how little he had to do with reddit's success. Like they were annoyed that he was often listed as a co-founder of reddit, because he kind of just hung around and didn't do much work. But after he died they stopped saying such things... as openly as they did on here anyway. I'm sure they still say it to each other in the office.

edit: Here is the link where a couple of the admins take a dump on Aaron Swartz for those interested.

[–]supaphly42 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why's that? I've been here almost 9 of those 10 years. I think that it's held on to its origins pretty well considering the massive size increase.

[–]HRHill 120ポイント121ポイント  (10子コメント)

You should celebrate it by protesting the TPP like you did SOPA and CISPA.

Or are things like that no longer in line with your corporate culture?

[–]canyoutriforce 58ポイント59ポイント  (8子コメント)

TIL Nigeria has a larger population than Russia

[–]AbsolutShite 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

Not surprised, apparently 1 in 5 Africans citizens living outside Africa are Nigerians.

Plus Russia is huge but uninhabitable in a lot of places and they lost heavily in WW2.

[–]norm_chomski 888ポイント889ポイント  (35子コメント)

RIP Reddit, thanks Ellen Pao

[–]TYUpool 144ポイント145ポイント  (14子コメント)

Some reddit alternatives for people that want to explore and experience how reddit was when it first started out (courtesy of /r/redditalternatives):

Snapzu - Most innovative of the bunch.

Voat - I'm sure you already heard of it.

Aether - Decentralized alternative.

3Tags - Decent content but looks plagiarized.

Stacksity - Visual like 9gag.

PushDup - Good content but small community.

Empeopled - Earn more voting rights with activity.

The Needs - Good content but no comments.

Hubski - Older alternative with good discussion.

Spreadit - Looks promising but has little content.

Hacker News - Great for techy people and programmers.

If you have any others, let me know!

[–]no_talent_ass_clown 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

Really surprised the comment, "Today You, Tomorrow Me" wasn't in any of the most upvoted or most saved lists.

[–]diarrhea_slut 1243ポイント1244ポイント  (347子コメント)

voat.co

[–]Notelarry 124ポイント125ポイント  (10子コメント)

/r/redditalternatives for more reddit alternatives.

I personally have been most enjoying snapzu because of how different they try to be from reddit and voat. They also have a good community that posts good shit. Shame that voat took all of the spotlight.

[–]Orangutan 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Long Live Aaron Swartz!! Things to avoid going forward.

[–]dutchrudder7 191ポイント192ポイント  (9子コメント)

Hope Ellen Pao doesn't see the 11th.

[–]EllenPaoSucksCock 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

Twas a good run, too bad you sold out to Chairman Pao and her SJWs.

[–]YoMuthaFukka 16ポイント17ポイント  (13子コメント)

I wish a hacker would delete/censor this thread. That's how Reddit should be remembered this year - the false image of a free and open community.

[–]_Milquetoast_ 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you, Ellen Pao

[–]therapingotter 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Weird to think I was on reddit right after it started. I thought it had been around for years by 2006.

[–]StepUpToTheMike 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have the same birthday as Reddit