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[–]tunacasserole9 420ポイント421ポイント  (73子コメント)

His wife's in a coma.

[–]relentless_dick 893ポイント894ポイント  (46子コメント)

It'll be easier to bang her then.

[–]TheTrueFlexKavana 415ポイント416ポイント  (10子コメント)

Relevant username.

[–]Lionstrong 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

Do you drive the pussy wagon?

[–]KenKannon 93ポイント94ポイント  (12子コメント)

Doctors are always saying to get more vegetables in your diet.

[–]UrethraX 44ポイント45ポイント  (9子コメント)

Do not eat the wife

[–]liamgu3 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

if you don't he won't learn his lesson

[–]gbimmer 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

But she looks so tasty!

[–]NutLiquor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly, she wouldn't enjoy it anyway.

[–]TheRumpletiltskin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Instructions unclear: Stuck dick in vegetable.

[–]CrashMagnet 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eat the wife. Assert your dominance.

[–]Mr-Unpopular -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

but can i "eat" her?

[–]HerosDeTempus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Google turned up some...interesting search results.

I'd say give it a shot.

[–]TheNintendo29 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But the wheelchair is in the way.

[–]sharklops 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And a glass of wine too.. I've got some Fava beans and a nice chianti

[–]ArchDucky 28ポイント29ポイント  (5子コメント)

I saw this documentary about an ex-assassin that was in a coma. The hospital was renting her out to people. The poor guy got murdered when she woke up. Kinda sad but I guess he deserved it.

[–]deezymeezy 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then she went after her ex-lover and trainer who put her in the coma?

[–]kjhwkejhkhdsfkjhsdkf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

David Attenborough's Demise of William:

"...but as they gathered for the mating ceremony, the troop failed to put out sentries, which meant that they failed to notice the approach of a former mate of the female. Even worse, he seems to have brought his troop with him. Let's see what unfolds..."

[–]xxx_Jenna -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

The hospital was...what? Never trusting hospitals again.

[–]badass4102 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tie him up to a chair and bang his wife and make him watch.

[–]fighter5091 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what if he likes that?

[–]Mejiax55 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shes got a pulse. Its fair game

[–]FarmerTedd 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet comments like this will get you shadow banned in a year or so.

I fully support your right to say it btw, but I'd have a hard time saying it myself.

[–]OMDTWJ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dick would be hard.

[–]AWildEnglishman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And wiggle her big toe while you're at it. She'll appreciate that.

[–]somabright[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And this time she's still warm and you can leave the shovel at home.

[–]Rdoll17 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well the jerk store called and they're running outta you!

[–]masterofpuppets8986 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're their all-time best-seller!

[–]NIQuribe 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, well the jerk store called.

[–]jjhats 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea well the life support machine called....

[–]KillerR0b0T 5ポイント6ポイント  (5子コメント)

OP's name is Buck.

[–]studmuffffffin 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Buck Naked

[–]HerpingtonDerpDerp 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

No no no the Buck that drives a Pussy Wagon.

[–]the-ferris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

My name is Buck and I like to fuck.

[–]TwistedPerception 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's trying to show him, not her. Still works.

[–]theblackfool 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Slip in the old frame bang?

[–]Mom-spaghetti 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see she's already been banged then

[–]cowbellhero81 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess that's why she didn't move much.