Oh dear lord...I'd ask, rhetorically, if you actually believe this, but unfortunately it's not even all that unbelievable that you do. Let's just go through the list, shall we?

Up to this point, literally everyone has lied to, defrauded, and deceived you about the sexual marketplace, about women, about what is attractive to women, and the dating/marriage scene.

Nope. It seems like you're talking about romcoms, but looking to romcoms for dating advice is like looking to action movies for advice on resolving workplace disputes. The average guy has seen a very wide variety of viewpoints about dating and what's attractive by the time he's 25, including (gasp) some redpill tenets. Haven't we all heard from Nice Guys^tm that girls only go after assholes? That's redpill, and it's "common knowledge".

When you point this out, you are told that there are lots of "nice girls" out there for a "nice guy" like you and that "you will make a nice girl really happy someday! (just not me)".

I guess? Seeing as how the first point is melodramatic hyperbole, pointing out the first point to a real person would most likely result in "What the hell are you talking about?"

Also, when you point this out, you are told that only sluts and stupid, insecure, low self esteem women date and have sex with good looking, confident, dominant men with status.

Nope. People like successful, physically attractive people. Our society doesn't really hide that fact. It does tend to be presented in a more gender-neutral way though; it's not like most guys would turn down a chance to sleep with Taylor Swift or whoever the Pop Star du Jour is.

When you point out that the average girls also like those good looking, confident, dominant men with status and that they routinely sleep with those men, you are told "no, no, that never happens. You are deceived. You are not really seeing what you are saying you are seeing."

/r/thathappened

You are constantly evaluated, tested, and put up against other men to see how you measure up. Every waking minute, you know that someone somewhere is constantly putting you in the scales and evaluating you against other men. Life is constant, relentless competition. You MUST prove yourself every single minute of every single day. There is never, ever, any respite from this.

Nope. I suppose at work people do evaluate your performance at the tasks which you are literally being paid to do, but outside of that, this is mostly in your head brah. Most people don't give a shit what you do, and whether you do it well or poorly.

Because of the relentless competition and evaluation, rejection is a fact of your life. You will get rejected 9 times out of 10. At least one of those is a nuclear rejection. You must, MUST learn to steel yourself against rejection.

Sounds like you're talking about hitting on strangers here. Or do you believe that the average guy will be outside, minding his own business, and people will walk up to him and tell him "I reject you!"?

Nobody gives two shits about you. You are virtually invisible to the entire world. If you lose your job, fuck you. If your girl breaks up with you, fuck you. If you get depressed or down, fuck you. If you have financial problems, fuck you.

Uh, yeah, that's true for everybody dude (assuming you're speaking about strangers, anyway). Hate to break it to you, but nobody's the center of the world or of society, and that's ok.

If on the other hand you believe that the average guy at 25 is literally unloved and unwanted by literally everyone in his life....no. That's stupid. Why, was this your personal experience? Or is this something you intuitively know must be true?

You are virtually invisible to nearly all women. Women will not tell you this, but the primary reason they are expressing interest in you is not because they like YOU, or because they want YOU, or because they are interested in YOU. Women's interest in an average 25 year old man is in his Beta Bucks. She hopes to get him to wife her up. Most girls interested in this average 25 year old man are high N sluts, or girls with mental issues, or girls who got burned by a player or three, and are looking to cash in their SMV chips. You will be expected to finance her new "wife" lifestyle.

...what. No. This isn't what a typical man faces, because this isn't what basically anyone faces. I suppose if you're in the top, say, 5% by wealth at age 25, you'll have to deal with a lot of people trying to trade you sex for money, but that'll be true when you're 65 too. That's a function of being super wealthy (which the "average" guy by definition isn't), not a function of being a guy in your 20's.

Do you believe it's possible for women to want to get married and have that desire not be about an expectation that they'll be supported by their husbands? In other words, do you believe that marriages where the woman makes as much as or more than the husband can exist?

After she marries you, you have a better than 50% chance she will divorce you or you will have serious marital problems.

Sure, I guess? Most first marriages don't work out, and it sucks for both partners. Why are you pretending this is a problem only for men? Is this contingent on pretending that the "average" marriage a 25 year old gets into involves supporting his 1950's housewife?

You will go through grinding, excruciating sexual dry spells, both in and out of marriage.

Sometimes people want to have sex and don't get to have it. This is true for almost everyone. Stop whining as if this were a real problem, it's unbecoming.

If you say even one wrong thing at work, if you offend even ONE delicate flower, you will be accused of sexual harassment, and you will probably lose your job.

So don't hit on your coworkers. It's not complicated. If you are uncertain on what constitutes hitting on your coworkers, then try to be safe and don't compliment women on their appearance, talk about what you'd do to "dat ass", or invite female coworkers back to your place to check out your "sketches".

If you have sex with a girl who regrets it later, you could likely be the subject of a false rape accusation.

[Citation needed]

Since I can already feel the google-searched one-or-three anecdotes incoming, please remember that in order to justify the claim that a certain outcome is "likely", you need statistical analysis showing that false rape accusations occur to a majority (or even large minority) of men.

EDIT: Oh wow, I forgot the one about how not having secks is literally torture!