RIP Sweet Prince.
/r/typhoonporn
/r/MrTyphoon
JustDacvakThings
RULES
PM me your boobs.
See rule 1.
All members must submit a poem to place in the sidebar (or just PM me your boobs).
This is a fetch place for fetch stuff -- so post things that /r/fetch (I'm trying to make fetch happen. It's not really working though.)
Check out /r/indie_rock.
Obey all rules (Especially rule 1 rule 2).
Everyone must also be modded to /r/Dumbsford. If you're not already, send dick pics to /u/AerateMark for entry.
PM me your boobs
pyrowolf and diamo are pretty fetch and are to be treated as kings.
**JustxvvhiteboyThings**
putting these poems on the sidebar
typhoon drivin in his sports car
hes bumpin to some yeezus
while he's puffin' on a cigar
a bitch? thats what you are
I'd make your mom a film star
but she doesn't want to fuck
she's only willing to go so far
**JustThe-Karma-TrainThings**
Typhoon; wet, a lot
Makes me want to puddle jump
Sorry Philippines.
**JustNagroThings**
Fuck all your shit
That shit is mine now
I'll take all your shit
And your bitch too
Then I'll fuck her on my bed and in my car
I will take her virginity
**JustAerateMarkThings**
I feel the atheistic enlightenment-
With a godless taste so savory;
I peel back the shameless regret-
With an unhidden haste of bravery.
So I tip to you my fedora-
With a Dorito stained neckbeared.
So I sip to you my Mountain Dew-
With a sense of euphoria unfeared.
**Just_jij_Things**
420 blaze it faget
No may mays bitch
**JustI_Was_AerateMark**
"As a godless scientist,
Who always blazes it,
Just fucking upvote me.
I'm shit at poetry..."
**JustAerateMarkThings**
Upvotes to the left
Please report all theft
Upgold down below
Don't stick it in that ho
**Just AerateMark Things**
I may not be as loud as LiterallyKesha
But when I speak, fundies feel the pressha
I may be white but that arrow is orange
Click and see; assist my whorage
**JustattackBaladasThings**
is /r/indie_rock taking new mods
I'd like to be accepted
I dont believe in phony gods
and accept no girls flat chested
I've been known to smoke weed
and my fundie mom is fun
I downvote all nerd dweebz
and enforce rule #1
**JustThe_JakebobThings**
fuck your christian music
I play slayer all day
fundies on my dick
they say they respect my logic
worthless prick
debate me irl i'll wreck your faith
created fedorism im so reckless, hey
great job you've been converted
more religious deaths averted
come bow down to your new fedora priest
ill purchase you all some doritos
or some mountain dew at least
**JustLong_Wang_Big_Baladas'sThings**
I'm Mr Big Balls,
Extend me your hand and give me a shake,
I'm chill, just like them times I wake and bake.
I'm going to lay this down thick, like my dong,
Pack it all in to this fucking song (like my junk piece in a thong).
I Reddit like you never seen, some people have even called me the dean.
So when I'm typing shit up, and shit's going down, and things are getting
mean,
Remember upvotes are to the left, show me your keen.
**Justleadmuffinthings**
It's all in comic sans.
I don't understand.
But I got here from a link.
On /r/music about AerateMark
Oh no wait,It was about Eminem
Nonetheless, I don't understand.
**JustLeSaltLeChristianThings**
*it's a haiku*
Le le le le le
DAE marijuana
Ron Paul twenty twelve
**JustNaClXtianThings**
I toke it up every morning,
Then I head to taco bell.
Fedora on my head,
Lookin' classy as hell.
Beard on my neck,
Such a bad ass.
I only get one thing,
Mount' Dew Baja Blast.
I stop by the store,
Doritos in my cart.
Baja blast and doritos,
This meal is fucking art.
I try to Red Pill the cashier,
But she friendzones me.
What the fuck's her problem?
Too much euphoria maybe?
Well I tilt my fedora to her,
Like a g ent le sir.
And I'm a fucking scholar,
So I say to her:
"Fedoras every day,
Fedoras 'til I die.
Fuck your fundie bullshit,
Your stupid gOD's a lie."
**Justlivefreeordont and UnluckyLukeThings**
I feel euphoric
Why? Says the ant
Oh, little ant
Why are you here?
I am euphoric
I saw your boobs
This ant saddens me
I don't know if I'm sad
I feel a bit euphoric
The ant grew up
Now she is euphoric too
I am euphoric too
I tip my hat to her
She gives me her advice
Never give up on life
I am euphoric now
Show me your boobs
Oh, say the ant
Are you euphoric?
Of course I am
Because of you
Then I'm euphoric too
I love you ant
I love you too
I love ants
I love boobs
If somebody ask me
I just say
Ants love me back
Boobs don't
**JustMoskeetiesThings**
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know whats going on here,
I'm out of the loop.
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