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[–]PartTimeMisanthrope 122ポイント123ポイント  (1子コメント)

Living in /r/LucidDreaming would ensure that you get enough sleep every night.

[–]Timmymac23 196ポイント197ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/randomactsofpizza

Have you ever wanted spontaneous pizza parties? I sure wouldn't complain!

[–]aaev 42ポイント43ポイント  (1子コメント)

So basically every freshman event organized by the RAs?

[–]loganyobo2 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

But it's random, and you don't pay for the pizza, so it's a litt - no you're right...

[–]the_strat 178ポイント179ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/askscience. Those guys are just giving away all the answers to the hardest assignments. After homework id head over to /r/fitness for an hour then party at /r/holdmybeer.

[–]I_are_facepalm 244ポイント245ポイント  (8子コメント)

/r/holdmybeer

It would be like Animal House

[–]Pew_pew_pew_ow 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

That'd be fun for a day or two until you wake up with your door missing, window broken, the closet on fire, and Fred bloody on the floor.

[–]thegrassyknoll 68ポイント69ポイント  (15子コメント)

[–]man_mayo 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

Everyone would be trying to get a doctorate in Thuganomics.

[–]mrcarlita 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disputes between roommates would be something to look forward to, that's for sure

[–]JoeDBlackburn 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'd probably follow Enzo and get my G certification

[–]mrcarlita 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

But you can't teach that....

[–]JoeDBlackburn 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Badaboom, realest disappointment in the room...

[–]cavestoryawesomeness 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, the massive PPV viewings would be awesome. I'm in.

[–]LOLCENA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

There would be a massive "Fuck Sheamus" poster at the entrance

[–]ErrantLight 83ポイント84ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think I'll stick around here but I'm getting a single room and putting new locks on the door.

[–]matty-a 123ポイント124ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're laid in bed at night about to drift off to sleep after a long day, when through the walls you hear "REDDIT, HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?"

The next four hours are spent with your head under the pillow trying to drown out the sound of other people shouting about how many guns they own and that they are all moving to Sealand. It would be like the Waltons but worse.

[–]ErrantLight 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, I've dealt with worse roommates.

[–]woodh0use 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

REDDIT WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE? REDDIT WHICH CELEBRITY IS NICE IN REAL LIFE?

[–]agentm14004 269ポイント270ポイント  (26子コメント)

/r/pcmasterrace

LAN parties all day everyday

[–]Morsus98 41ポイント42ポイント  (7子コメント)

Imagine all of the modifications they've made to the dorm.

[–]LoM3 75ポイント76ポイント  (6子コメント)

"And over here is this indoor bonfire, and here is the tank of eels, supported, of course, by that little string over here, and over there is where we keep the radioactive chemicals..."

"Um, excuse me, but isn't all this rather unsafe?"

Your new dormmate turns towards you with fire in his eyes. He grabs you by the shirt and, while glaring at you, growls:

"Mod it until it breaks.

Then mod it again."

You begin to have second thoughts about this.

[–]Bluebe123 44ポイント45ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's like /r/magicTCG but with mostly-fake elitism! And Steam!

[–]Churba [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

but with mostly-fake elitism!

Ah, the innocence of youth.

[–]JustDaniel96 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm. Where it's and when we start?

can i take my xbox one too? /s

[–]hodgysweets 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

The best thing is never worrying about waking up from your roommate banging his girlfriend

[–]Ylatch 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd like to see it as one constant LAN party.

[–]BKCrazy 77ポイント78ポイント  (11子コメント)

/r/ooer because I'm pretty sure everything would be fucked.

I'm not brave enough for /r/ooerintensifies

[–]wheezythesadoctopus 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

What the fuck did I just click on?! I was expecting it to be fun Kenneth Williams-esque 'Carry on...' film shit. Jesus, my dreams!

[–]sirgraemecracker 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

I imagine /r/ooerintensifies is basically what an acid trip would be like.

[–]dasubertroll 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

I know you're just joking, but incase you're actually curious as to what an acid trip is like, these gifs and pictures show it pretty well: http://imgur.com/a/PsVBD

[–]Kaminohanshin 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

I was told there would be some sort of self-awareness hightening and gaining a deeper understanding of the universe, not just some trippy visual effects.

[–]TheGreatNico 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've done acid, thats not acid

[–]Rywell 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/all

Now I have access to content from all the dorms.

[–]PhantomOfTheBroadway 155ポイント156ポイント  (12子コメント)

/r/cats

CATS CATS CATS

[–]Defenestratio 74ポイント75ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm imagining a building just overflowing with cats. Every time you open a door 3 cats and a kitten come running out minimum.

I'm pretty sure that's what heaven looks like if it exists.

[–]Valdrax 49ポイント50ポイント  (5子コメント)

And what hell would smell like.

[–]Defenestratio 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

IMO dogs smell waaaaay worse than cats. /r/dogs would be what hell smells like

[–]Valdrax 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, but as someone that grew up with cats and dogs, I'd say that one big difference is that you don't usually keep dog waste in a box in the house. A dorm with multiple cats in every room is going to stink of ammonia and feces like a crazy cat hoarder's place, even if everyone is good about scooping (which I don't imagine many college students would be).

Imagine a dorm in which every room has a litter box. Or worse, an open common space that no one takes care of (because college dorm).

[–]FrostFyre422 395ポイント396ポイント  (34子コメント)

[–]zeroGamer 219ポイント220ポイント  (12子コメント)

It's a trap. I'd pick a smaller sub, that one is too obvious and would be a sausage party by the time all the creepy dudes moved in

[–]5illy_billy 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Freshman dorm hall? I'll take /r/legalteens, thank you

[–]WhyDoges 70ポイント71ポイント  (5子コメント)

So one hot girl for every 10,000 guys. What's the worst that can happen

[–]pezzshnitsol 44ポイント45ポイント  (4子コメント)

A handful of sexy women wearing little to no clothing + your average porn connoisseur + thousands of lonely desperate creeps that send PMs like this

[–]Haggy999 29ポイント30ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy shit my skin is all itchy after reading that. I'm uncomfortable

[–]alfiepates 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/creepyPMs says hi.

[–]Grosdoriane 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, tell them I'm not interested. I'm sure they hear that all the time.

[–]cakesarelies 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. It's the breast.

[–]chef2303 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

But they are all shy!

[–]FrostFyre422 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they're naked so still worth it.

[–]LowEndLem 60ポイント61ポイント  (8子コメント)

Probably /r/NFL for wonderful drunk sports all the time. And the annual "if your quarterback was a sandwich, what kind would be he?" arguments.

[–]doctorhillbilly 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

I like to think Eli would be an open faced grilled cheese sandwich.

[–]StickyGoodness 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Tom Brady would be a basic turkey and provolone with the bread smushed down

Tony Romo would be a grilled cheese. Good but always underappreciated

[–]doctorhillbilly 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Big Ben would be a PB&J inside a plastic Baggie in your back pocket. It's lumpy and ugly as fuck but god dam if it isn't always amazing

[–]TooMuchPWI 27ポイント28ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]F-GTZz 48ポイント49ポイント  (7子コメント)

You would never sleep.

(clickclackclickclackclickclackclack)

[–]TooMuchPWI 32ポイント33ポイント  (6子コメント)

I actually bullied my husband into trying out a few mechanical boards about a year ago. He ended up taking a liking to blue switches and came home with a ducky that night. That was the night I found out how soothing it is to hear blue switches being typed on. I time my naps for when he's on his computer now :3

[–]F-GTZz 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm legitimately left speechless by someone who can sleep through, let alone likes MX blues.

Click,clack...click, clack...^

[–]TooMuchPWI 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I enjoy MX Brown switches myself. They're light and easy to type on. Doesn't make me feel like I must hammer the key to depress it like heavier switches do.

But I LOVE that he uses MX blue. It makes taking naps so much easier and enjoyable even.

[–]RussetWolf 56ポイント57ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/actuallesbians

Actually meeting queer women in college was hard,and this would solve that problem!

[–]raine_ 51ポイント52ポイント  (18子コメント)

/r/KerbalSpaceProgram

Everyone there is pretty nice (that I've seen).

[–]aajjjj 26ポイント27ポイント  (7子コメント)

The building is a fully functional space station, and a few SSTOs on the ground for transport.

[–]HELP_IM_ON_FIRE 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

And then some idiot forgets the SAS at launch and they all die.

[–]SomebodyButMe 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here to say this, and am KSP owner and subscriber, can confirm.

[–]GreenDay987 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Very nice... Until KSP for PS4 is announced. I'm not going back there for a while.

[–]BuddhaBurrito 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/RobinLopezGifs. It would just be me hanging out with rolo and a bunch of nba mascots all the time

[–]Crpld 255ポイント256ポイント  (12子コメント)

/r/trees for reasons.

[–]kspi 47ポイント48ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's just one constant hotbox...

I'm in.

[–]rightwing321 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Complete with central heating, air conditioning and vaporization.

[–]mrcarlita 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/treecomics for the mild adventures

[–]Dexaan 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

I misread this as /r/treeconomics at first and was wondering if it would be where people discussed getting the best prices for their weed.

[–]G01denW01f11 79ポイント80ポイント  (4子コメント)

/r/minimalism would be nice at first, but then people would keep telling me how I'm not really a minimalist or something.

But /r/cats is clearly the best answer anyway.

[–]Proditus 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, it basically depends on whether or not you're more into aesthetic or practical minimalism. Aesthetic minimalism is trying to make the world look like Mirror's Edge, while practical minimalism is trying to get rid of all your crap until you live alone in a tiny cabin with only the bare minimum needed to survive.

The two tend to clash because the aesthetic minimalists are actually really material people, while practical minimalists will live with anything regardless of appearance as long as it is useful.

If I had money, I'd be in the first group.

[–]G01denW01f11 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just split into /r/am and /r/pm and call it good. <.<

Granted you'd confuse the hell out of everyone, but it's not as bad as /r/marijuanaenthusiasts.....

[–]Nogsbar 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'd be rolling in pussy...

[–]Arizona_Tea 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]maxkennedy99 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

there wouldn't be one there when you show up. you would have to build it

[–]western_red 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]anzoop 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

So a dorm full of clumsy, frustrated people?

[–]western_red 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm capable of doing minor tasks without hurting myself or making a massive mess. I'd be like a god to them.

[–]ShortHistorian 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/askhistorians. First of all, they're my people (see username). But also because they run a very tight ship. Everything would be tidy, quiet, and properly sourced.

[–]bitch_dumster8 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

All jokes aside, somebody get on funding this shit.

[–]TheGamingPlatypus18 69ポイント70ポイント  (7子コメント)

/r/pcmasterrace

We would have a dedicated LAN Party room with weekly LAN events. Need an opinion on a game? At least one person in the dorm has it. Forgot to buy thermal paste? Someone's got it.

Oh, and we have our own dedicated fiber network with 10Gb speeds for ahem "scientific research".

[–]13JH 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

You pirate the Google Fiber connection from Kansas via underground tunnels dug by the freshmen.

[–]Mapey 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

Can we have a dedicated porn sharing server has well?

[–]DiadactYT 18ポイント19ポイント  (4子コメント)

Nah, we have an agreement with /r/gonewild

We keep their computers working, they get us the "materials" we need

[–]bluefinshark 69ポイント70ポイント  (11子コメント)

If I was a guy I would live in /r/ShitRedditSays

There would be soooooo much sneaky guilty angry sex. All you need is a room with a door or window that opens to the outside, so that your partners can come and go unseen.

Once a day, take off your shirt and walk the halls. Ignore the pokes and japes, just make one shirtless circuit of the building and then back to the room. And wait for the first quiet knock.

[–]drstrangewoods 46ポイント47ポイント  (2子コメント)

Get ready for fat girls and neckbeards.

[–]justcool393 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Problem is, you have the people from SRSDiscussion talking about how Mao was actually a good dude

[–]bluefinshark 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

Problem is, you have the people from SRSDiscussion talking about how Mao was actually a good dude

That's a frightening thought.

[–]jwil191 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The college of women gender studies dorm

[–]prezmafc 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]psycho-logical 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a lot of self posts there. You'd just be surrounded by dudes that like attractive girls.

[–]daydreamgirl 105ポイント106ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]champagneandmangoes 31ポイント32ポイント  (1子コメント)

Every night each room would be in charge of a different food/activity and we would roam from room to room eating massive amounts of cheese and drinking wine and watching our favorite comedies. And then after we paint each other's nails and French braid our hair well congregate on the green outside and light shit on fire

[–]steffiizzy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Perfectly describes us. Viva La TrollX.

[–]katherkelly 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is basically going to be my flat next year. I'm so excited.

[–]czarymara 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Came here to say that. Love the trolls! Understanding FUNNY ladies? Yes please?

[–]vonsydow1 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes! Practically all of the best of reddit combined.

[–]aheshke_jada 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/books I'm here on scholarship

[–]clumsyninja777 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/tifu because everyone would get random funny shit happening to them all the time. And everyone would be (mostly) understanding and give useful advice if it was a serious fuck up.

[–]Ennui2778 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/johncena

I'd never go hungry.

[–]ArZeus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

/r/technology

Awesome tech all around.

[–]ArkGuardian 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would basically just be politics

[–]nat96 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/books

because damn, i wouldn't get through uni without books

[–]ronpaulkony2012 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/touhou. all I need is friends and 2hu's

[–]the_stellar_6 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

/r/tall

Extra long beds, high mirrors, and shower heads I can stand up straight under! Not to mention all of the good-looking dudes.

[–]Madlibsluver 51ポイント52ポイント  (18子コメント)

/r/Christianity

Low stress and a healthy atmosphere. I'd disagree on some things but as long as we don't talk politics, it'd be quite nice.

[–]Mondonodo 24ポイント25ポイント  (2子コメント)

For fun: /r/doge. Many college. Dorm. Wow.

But actually: /r/CasualConversation. Everyone there is super chill and cool.

[–]RiverSong2123 76ポイント77ポイント  (19子コメント)

[–]hymen_destroyer 62ポイント63ポイント  (17子コメント)

Really? Of all the wacky, funny or interesting communities on reddit you choose the one that defines itself by what it isn't?

[–]Jadafish 19ポイント20ポイント  (11子コメント)

My rationale is it's a dorm... So no kid noise! :-D

[–]hymen_destroyer 34ポイント35ポイント  (10子コメント)

There wouldn't be any kids anywhereat this imaginary university...plenty of teenagers though, and a good number of them would probably be in /r/childfree

[–]TOOCGamer 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

implying every one of these dorms isn't going to be overrun with teenagers

[–]lebanks 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ooer. Seems like home. I not good....

[–]anman20 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least they have garlic.

[–]Karmic_Backlash 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im going to have a bit of fun with this

Lets go through the list of popular choices:

/r/askreddit: One on the very honorable and most interesting One of all our dorms, it has a long history of being intelligent and funny while at the same time answering the big questions...you may be wonder what big questions i speak of here. that for you to find out.

/r/funny: One of our oldest and Crowded dorms that has almost no bar of restrictions, being that 8 million of our students are housed at this dorm, there is not law and no rules. anything goes.

/r/todayilearned: This dorm Houses the upper echelon of our campuses social and intellectual elite. Many great men and women have been housed here, we have had many folk pass through the doors to find knowledge and acceptance. but most of all you must remember that its not all good, the large number of students here almost guarantees that there will be some overlap... and by some, i mean alot, and by overlap i mean blatant copying. this dorm receives the lowest karma on average.

/r/gaming: This dorm started out as just a little club of friends who joined together to make a place where they could be accepted and welcomed by others without being shunned by the outside world. this noble mindset has rightly risin them to be one of the greatest and most successful dorms in the world. higher than most at UOF and TSU, you will have to learn a bit of the lingo to be accepted legitimately. and DON'T mention Nvidia or you will be kicked out.

/r/aww: You should go here if you want to be surrounded by constant paralyzing cuteness... and people who are looking for good karma.

/r/explainlikeimfive: This is the place for the less well informed of our student body. if you want a question answered this is the place you want to be. This dorms motto is "If you want the right answer, answer the question wrong."

/r/WTF: Don't. just...don't.

/r/Showerthoughts: Some of the most interesting people at out university are in this dorm. you would be surprised at the kind of amazing thought some people have while showering.

[–]Tabnam 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh /r/trees, definitely. You shouldn't even need to think about it. I'd also volunteer my services as a tutor to /r/gonewildcurvy.

[–]LoneLogic 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/Libertarian so I would be left the fuck alone.

[–]dylc 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Woahdude

[–][deleted] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Askreddit

[–]BoxBopChallenge 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/totallystraight

It's college, so why not?

[–]Shaunaaaah 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/cats, they're the thing I miss when I'm away at university.

[–]Bluebe123 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/dwarffortress, they're really nice people after the Elven Sacrifices are over.

[–]SeattleSunrise 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Off campus...

[–]Redheartattack 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd live in /r/trees but I'd have a lot of friends in /r/snackexchange. That's right, guys. I'm a genius.

[–]spheremage 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

R/startledcats

Lazer pointers and boxes everywhere. I'd never stop laughing.

[–]therealelainebenes 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/heavymind... I'd never be the same again.

[–]Meskaline 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/R/Mexico.

I'm an exchange student, and I would get homesick.