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[–]frzferdinand72 619ポイント620ポイント  (9子コメント)

Catfish game too strong

[–]murdersquatch 177ポイント178ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he's wearing one of those fat suits from jackass.

[–]endomaniac 71ポイント72ポイント  (4子コメント)

Shit this nigga Angler fishing bitches.

[–]_cogito_ 10ポイント11ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/anglerporn

[–]hank_hiIl 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

THAT'S MY SUB BOO

[–]antagon1st 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

subs

Fuckin love fishing

[–]Rob1150 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do too. I'm not very good at it, but like going anyways.

[–]venatic -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

I cringe whenever i remember the woman from that movie is from the same town as myself. Of all the things for Gladstone to be (relatively) famous for, it just had to be an incredibly manipulative and disgusting woman... why not our world class methamphetamine or venison instead?

[–]PunkPenguin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly I just felt bad for her. Yeah, what she did was pretty damn shitty but holy hell that just such a weird family.

[–]ejshvs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm from Gladstone, too!

[–]TheresLiquorInIt 124ポイント125ポイント  (0子コメント)

This has been my tinder experience.

[–]Aerron 94ポイント95ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's got "the angles"

[–]da_truth_gamer 365ポイント366ポイント  (77子コメント)

He is like the male version of this girl...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/c4/51/e4c4516887e4ef543885ef48e05ca0ed.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZPzr20LU_0g/0.jpg

Idk man, I'd still do it. There is a dime piece hidden under all that extra change.

[–]FightingInternet 144ポイント145ポイント  (3子コメント)

There is a dime piece hidden under all that extra change.

http://gfycat.com/SpecificSlowHectorsdolphin

[–]ragnaaar 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Random Hasek, love it.

[–]jgibran 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is a weird motherfucker, perfect gif material

[–]Erik_TheHighlander 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Specific, slow, Hector's dolphin.

[–]youngsircharles 180ポイント181ポイント  (25子コメント)

I'd go for it. She could lose weight but by then, you'd already have her.

[–]wouldnopeagain 81ポイント82ポイント  (21子コメント)

But then she'll have a fuck ton of loose skin.

[–]dfn85 104ポイント105ポイント  (10子コメント)

Not always. It depends on age, genetics, and how you lose the weight. If it's quickly, all at once, just by dieting... Yeah. It'll be loose. But if you lift and have a good exercise regimen, and work at is slower, it's much more likely to slowly shrink and tone up.

[–]hatramroany 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drink plenty of water to keep the skin elastic

[–]fuckyoubarry 24ポイント25ポイント  (8子コメント)

That's one of those things people say that sounds good that may or may not be true. Eat 8-15 small meals a day to keep your metabolism fired up. Don't eat fat, fat makes you fat. Don't swim for a half hour after eating or you'll cramp up. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever. Don't drive on the railroad tracks.

[–]prezuiwf 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't think anyone got your Groundhog Day joke.

[–]pwnyoudedinface 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was a good one too.

[–]talldrseuss 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you seen the average age of the redditor these days?

[–]JustAlexander 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyone else feel like flapjacks?

[–]skoalbrother 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never drive on the rail road track, never!

[–]SnatchAddict 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

Agreed. Although, if she loses it gradually, it's not as bad. Still, the boobs would be empty skin bags.

[–]dressiertugboat 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You could fashion a water balloon catapult out of them. That could be fun?

[–]fahadius 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

wrap your dick in it and use it as a condom?

[–]Cideleetivy2 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Loose skin does tend to be super soft.

[–]eggbert194 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

these young cats just dont know. But when you tired after beatin it up, that super soft skin is better than a pillow

[–]Willywhey 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Gross dude.

[–]Cideleetivy2 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was part of my intent, but whatever.

[–]pm_me_ur_pajamas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Surgery?

[–]Juicedid9111 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Equal chance of her gaining more though

[–]EvilGrimace 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, just hope she doesn't suddenly decide she can now do better.

[–]bimmy_lee -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

could That doesn't mean she will.

[–]YungSnuggie 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

i would

[–]ZubatCountry 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm usually not into bigger girls, but she could get it.

[–]SosolidFox 52ポイント53ポイント  (1子コメント)

Morbidly voluptuous.

[–]wisesimba 57ポイント58ポイント  (18子コメント)

She's pretty and i'll date her

[–]taiwanispartofchina 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah you can tell this girl is a chubby chub chubster

[–]SirAstraeus_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Holy crap, that's Lucy Collett.

She was thick back then, but now she lost the weight.

[–]ShortBus_Becca 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

no, she's actually a YouTuber called Loey Lane

[–]Swaggasaurus__Rex 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shes still thick, but not in a bad way.

[–]2muffins 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Close up shot of the face as a profile pic is a guaranteed fatty.

[–]SPIZZNESS 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

She's not even bad

[–]uberwaffles 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

she has so much potential.

[–]TacoKingBean -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's hot and has the perfect body.

[–]Virileman 59ポイント60ポイント  (1子コメント)

They said I could become anything so I became CatFishMan

[–]Prisoner_to_Reddit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That story was legendary.

[–]Reddit_Novice 55ポイント56ポイント  (5子コメント)

Damn son...

[–]CupICup 67ポイント68ポイント  (4子コメント)

Where'd ya find this?

[–]Dickhead_ 37ポイント38ポイント  (2子コメント)

REAL TRAP SHIT

[–]TheVeldt323 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a certified hood classic.

[–]kyoutenshi -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I looked outside.

[–]timhortons22 145ポイント146ポイント  (62子コメント)

This is my cousin, I'm showing him this LOL

[–]LosAngelesVikings 75ポイント76ポイント  (54子コメント)

Does he realize that he would be handsome as fuck if he lost weight?

[–]timhortons22 132ポイント133ポイント  (51子コメント)

He broke his left leg in a construction accident, hard to exercise after that. Knee pain. Please don't be so mean.

[–]BestSketchUganda 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

I used to be a professional athlete and while it may be hard to exercise the conventional way you may be imagining, its very easy to do heart based and full body exercises that ignore his knee.

  1. Swimming.

If he can't swim find somebody to teach him. All he has to do is swim 10 laps a day every day in additon to some healthy diet and he will fizzle out to a normal healthy weight. The reason being the act of swimming affects every single muscle in your body basically. Its good shit dawg!

[–]Highlander22 99ポイント100ポイント  (22子コメント)

He could lose a lot of weight from eating healthier alone. Exercise could supplement that. He could do pool workouts or elliptical or bike. Tell him to head on over to r/fitness and r/fatlogic

[–]ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he's just fucking with us

[–]timhortons22 60ポイント61ポイント  (1子コメント)

Swimming sounds like a good idea actually! I'll let him know

[–]tcos17 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Swimming can be dangerous when attempting to lose weight though, warn him it can make you way hungrier than you should be.

[–]StopThisULameass 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, but he is not his cousin, and there never was a construction accident.

[–]Longtime_lurker2 0ポイント1ポイント  (17子コメント)

/r/fitness is a lot of broscience.

[–]Aurfore 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

that moment when /r/fatlogic has more actual science and bullshit calling than /r/fitness . broscience is basically /fitlogic

[–]Brian_is_trilla 0ポイント1ポイント  (11子コメント)

are you serious?

[–]Longtime_lurker2 2ポイント3ポイント  (10子コメント)

100%. Squats and deadlifts are their answer to everything. Good for general knowledge and beginners but there are better subs for advanced stuff.

[–]Brian_is_trilla 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

how is that broscience though? Broscience is like saying you have to consume your protein shake within 30 minutes of a workout.

[–]Longtime_lurker2 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Exactly the type of stuff I see on their on a daily basis.

[–]LedZepAddict 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Show me a comment/post from /r/Fitness with more than 5 upvotes from the past week that has this level of broscience.

[–]Hahahahahahai 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

No dumbbells ever. Just barbell training programs with low reps. It's been proven dumbbells make you weaker.

[–]Longtime_lurker2 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

SL 5x5 only way to ever get results.

[–]arup02 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good for general knowledge and beginners

Which is exactly what this dude is? I don't see your point.

[–]SU7sin1o3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But squats and deadlifts are the foundation to a good and balanced workout routine.

They are some of the best compound lifts you can do.

They spout it off so much because people don't take it seriously until they realize for themselves, in which they try to spread the knowledge.

Squats and deadlifts aren't the most enjoyable, but they pay off.

[–]klethra -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just cus you couldn't hack it doesn't mean it doesn't work.

[–]Cstomp 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

He could, uh, eat less?

[–]heeloliver 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

everyone goes on about exercise but fail to talk about the most important thing to loose weight...it doesn't matter if you ran a marathon, that dinner from red lobster isn't helping you

[–]Gaashura 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Food, uh, finds a way"- Ian Malcolm

[–]BitingInsects 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please don't be so mean.

But you're about to show him this thread.. to hurt his feelings?

[–]LosAngelesVikings 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wasn't mean bruh. Plus, how I was supposed to know this dude has leg problems?

[–]ponyup 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn, this got too real, too quick.

[–]TribalHickeyTatoo 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

exercising isn't even 30% of what losing weight takes

[–]CarlosIHernandez 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Forget handsome, I'd say it's a health thing first and foremost. I lost weight without exercise. But I know it isn't any of my business.

[–]Wheel_Ferris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just drink your tea, damnit!!!

[–]LawDog23 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

While an accident like his undoubtably has caused physical setbacks, weight is a matter of calories. Gaining weight can be avoided by consuming the proper amount of calories. Losing weight by eating at a caloric deficit. Exercise merely makes a caloric deficit easier to come by.

I hope he comes out a stronger person from his injury.

[–]taacky -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Knee pain is not an excuse nor is sustaining an injury, well I guess in his case it is.

[–]teckhz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a bullshit excuse. Now that his leg is broken Im sure he expends less energy in a day, meaning he should consume less calories. He didn't need to become a fat fuck.

[–]iou100 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i tore both ligaments in my knee but ll i did was transition to sports that do not put stress on my knees, such as canoeing, kayaking and swimming. There is little excuse for being that overweight.

[–]FuckThe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't need exercise to lose weight. A proper diet can do the job.

[–]Wheel_Ferris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has many options as far as aerobic exercises. As someone mentioned, aquatics is great. Stationary bike, elliptical machine, walking uphill, any kind of physical activity that increases his heart rate for a duration of 10+ minutes. I actually have a fitness programming book in front of me right now (uni class) Let him know I'm cheering for him.

[–]Extify 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He doesn't need to run a triathlon, just don't eat 10 thousand calories a day.

[–]Anathem -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://www.what-the-ish.com/motivational-ish/files/2012/03/Excuses-Lets-Hear-Yours-Again-Motivational-ish.jpg

Being thin is 90% diet.

[–]eddieo4u -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Excuses don't burn calories

[–]goldishblue 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey some people like the weight, beauty is in the eye of the beholder after all.

[–]Hahahahahahai -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure most fat people know they'd look either if they weren't fat. Really dude?

[–]mcdinkleberry 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

Dude seriously no homo but this dude would be beautiful without all that weight.

Like model level.

[–]IDIFTLSRSLY 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

That was quite homo...

[–]mcdinkleberry 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

But I said no homo tho.

[–]IDidItForTheSkooma 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you say no homo before you sucked his dick?

[–]mcdinkleberry 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well yeah, I aint gay.

[–]IDidItForTheSkooma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just making sure because i'm next ...no homo

[–]Twathammer32 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bullshit

[–]TerryBradshaw 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure this dude does fine. Getting them to show up in the first place is half the battle.

[–]MikeTheInfantKicker 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

They said I could be anything so I became Rick ross

[–]gianvecchia 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

at first i thought his shirt said "ball", not "boss"

¯\(ツ)/¯

[–]njnets123 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/FitOrFat

[–]afganposter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

full body shots or no fucking meetup

[–]MrRedPill 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He got that brontosaurus body

[–]lightbadkid 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look like Paul Pierce before he got stabbed and ate 90 big macs.

[–]Starky_Love 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The make version of "He got a cute face"

[–]MABennett3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pic on the right looks like Killer Mike

[–]I_posted_it 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the reason I never respond to women who only have head shots in the their online dating profile. You're not fooling anyone.

[–]bill_gonorrhea 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

No joke brah, are those shorts or capris?

[–]IDidItForTheSkooma 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They said he could be anything so he became a plum

[–]zold5 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do the titles on this sub such so hard?

[–]anaki72 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

He has a double chin fir christ's sake. If you can't tell he's fat from the face pic you aren't even really looking at it.

[–]topdeckerino 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, his beard kinda looks like a shadow in that picture, which hides the double chin.