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[–]beelzebubs_lawyer 1006ポイント1007ポイント  (68子コメント)

He can go fund himself.

[–]komatachan 233ポイント234ポイント  (41子コメント)

yeah, fund that motherfunder.

[–]mix_it 124ポイント125ポイント  (40子コメント)

He should just shut the fund up

[–]XDSHENANNIGANZ 82ポイント83ポイント  (39子コメント)

Hey, fund you buddy!

[–]UnReal31337 69ポイント70ポイント  (26子コメント)

Fund your mother!

[–]Adoo87 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm not your fund, buddy

[–]taws34 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm not your funding buddy, pal.

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    [–]mecrosis 40ポイント41ポイント  (11子コメント)

    There's 300 million Americans, if we each gave each other $1 we'd all be multimillionaires. We can do this!

    [–]ZippityD 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Basically the idea behind /r/millionairemakers

    [–]memeship 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

    if we each gave each other $1

    300 million Americans

    I don't have 300 million dollars to give out though...

    [–]AverageUnknown 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's okay, you'll be reimbursed when everyone else starts paying!

    To reiterate: this is NOT a pyramid scheme!

    [–]jackryan006 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's a reverse funnel system.

    [–]MalosDefeat 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

    How about I make something and then you give me what it's worth in monies, and we can continue to do so until I become rich...

    and then, here's the catch, just use the money as rice paper to make Vietnamese spring rolls and then give one to everyone...

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      [–]darby087 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      god damn commie

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        [–]USCFO 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

        this guy is going to get probably 500k for writing a paragraph

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          [–]D0gskull 1171ポイント1172ポイント  (92子コメント)

          This guy is gonna end up getting millions of dollars isn't he...

          Goddamit why can't I ever come up with these ideas

          [–]zombieparadise 682ポイント683ポイント  (30子コメント)

          Because you're a smart person trapped in a dumb person's body! You'd come up with some clever terminology to describe this condition, but unfortunately...

          [–]BananaToy 126ポイント127ポイント  (22子コメント)

          More like transfat

          [–]VaguelyHonest 56ポイント57ポイント  (19子コメント)

          Trans-intellectual

          [–]rastadude21 46ポイント47ポイント  (16子コメント)

          I'm a transformer.

          [–]co99950 37ポイント38ポイント  (9子コメント)

          I'm a transtransformer. I am a transformer in a humans body and I need money to help transform myself into a giant automobile robot.

          [–]DaarioN 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

          Negative. I am a meat-popsicle.

          [–]Spyke96 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

          I'm a former transtransformer. I thought I was transformer in a humans body but now I know I'm actually a Gundam.

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            [–]AwesomePoop 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

            I'm watching you

            [–]Ta2whitey 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            This is my favorite thing right now

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                  [–]pedro_fartinez 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  ...he's transfixed by the transitory nature of transcontinental identities and thus feels it to be a transgression to appropriate something not his, a transparent grab at identity in the larger scheme of cultural transactions, or, translation, i have no idea what the fuck i'm saying.

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                    [–]patentspatented 43ポイント44ポイント  (9子コメント)

                    I suppose it depends on how much people are willing to spend on a joke. My maximum joke contribution is $.25, provided the joke is very funny. I'm willing to increase it if I get something in return, like a hilarious t-shirt, but that's not the case here.

                    Then again, that whole potato salad thing a while ago suggests that other people's joke contribution levels are far, far higher than mine.

                    [–]Meth_Useler 12ポイント13ポイント  (30子コメント)

                    unless someone else can find it, it's either been removed or it's fake.

                    [–]pizzademons 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Heard on NPR, they're going to stay looking into this. The government that is. Who does he think he is trying to swindle the good folks on the Internet out of 5 bucks!?

                    [–]fluorowhore 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Makes more sense to me than funding a potato salad.

                    [–]dontbuyCoDghosts 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    It honestly makes me want to donate just out of spite for everyone who laughs at him.

                    [–]terrible_brogrammer 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Goddamit why can't I ever come up with these ideas

                    'Cause you're a poor person in a poor body

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                      [–]LionSlicer13 175ポイント176ポイント  (172子コメント)

                      someone gave him $100, he's up to 150 now lmao

                      [–]CrankRED 40ポイント41ポイント  (152子コメント)

                      link?

                      [–]HorseAFC[S] 467ポイント468ポイント  (103子コメント)

                      Here it is

                      [–]bewtain 423ポイント424ポイント  (17子コメント)

                      Jimmies legitimately rustled.

                      [–]EdibleCoKane 74ポイント75ポイント  (6子コメント)

                      I knew something was wrong when it loaded up youtube..

                      [–]alreadypiecrust 24ポイント25ポイント  (5子コメント)

                      I couldn't press the back button fast enough.

                      [–]culturedmuppet42 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      On principle, when I'm rickrolled I watch the whole thing, I think of it as punishment for being stupid/gullible.

                      [–]qatester123 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      sitting in summer night class, Hilarity occurred.

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                        [–]okp11 14ポイント15ポイント  (9子コメント)

                        Use RES, always know when a link is a video

                        [–]Not_Supported_Mode 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        It doesn't work so well when I have to "skip" the youtube ad. Oh well, skipped it. Listened. 10 out of 10 would skip ad again.

                        [–]AnotherThroneAway 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Adblock not detected. Please consider installing Adblock and not-whitelisting YouTube.

                        [–]pk_deluxe 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        You're a son of bitch.

                        [–]DAddYE 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        You little... I clicked and... I forgot to turn down the volume... at work... Now everyone knows two things: 1. I don't do anything 2. I have problems.

                        [–]stark-lord 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        RESPECT

                        [–]nusyahus 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        The fuck I click a link with a play button next to it expecting a link to a charity page.

                        [–]EATMYHEART 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        u fuckin wot m8

                        [–]paulharmo 15ポイント16ポイント  (16子コメント)

                        Wow. It only gets worse as you scroll down.

                        [–]ArchangelleDickballs 26ポイント27ポイント  (15子コメント)

                        This comment in particular is just WTF on so many levels.

                        [–]snotbag_pukebucket 59ポイント60ポイント  (7子コメント)

                        Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again.

                        [–]JTorrent 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        RES showed me the first link was a video and that this was a duplicate link. You'll never fool me!

                        [–]WhisperAzr 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Saw the first one was a video, didn't realise this was a duplicate. God fucking damnit. Well played.

                        [–]TechnocratByNight 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I'm ashamed I clicked this while being fully aware I was being fucked without being bought breakfast

                        [–]jivnik 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        FUCK!

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                          [–]REPOSTSANDCATS 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          I can't believe he is still making money off this!

                          [–]troloroloro 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I upvoted you before clicking. Now I wish I could upvote you again.

                          [–]Half_a_Gestalt 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Wow haven't been rick rolled in a long time. Quite refreshing

                          [–]Xsjadoful 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          just when you thought it was safe...

                          [–]woofie11 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          You're such an asshat OP and I'll tell you why. Why don't you provide the link to the actual page in the original post? You didn't and that was a mistake, but when given the opportunity to redeem yourself, you just rick roll someone. Totally uncalled for.

                          I literally spent one minute trying to find this page via google. That's a lot of time, man. I'm not going to scour through the damn comments to look for them and I definitely don't want to read half the comments pertaining to this thread. Doesn't baffle me one bit considering this is Reddit and half the people that post on this site probably didn't even click the link and view your image you posted.

                          Reddit is full of possibilities and limitless information, instead it is soured with people like you, OP. You asshat.

                          OP, you're perfectly fine and I love you. I wasn't being totally serious, but I kinda was. Sorry. Thank you for your submission.

                          [–]ajdo 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          This is still a thing?

                          [–]ArtisticAquaMan 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Wow at $300 now.

                          [–]Sinnedangel8027 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Jokes on you, an ad played first.

                          Still listened to it

                          [–]KeenanAllnIvryWayans 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I threw him a bone.

                          [–]1BigUniverse 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I didn't even see it coming

                          [–]Gohack 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          Fuck you...

                          Edit: took me awhile but I found it.

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                              [–]InsaneZee 20ポイント21ポイント  (15子コメント)

                              GODDAMNIT MAN GIVE US THE LINK

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                                [–]snotbag_pukebucket 184ポイント185ポイント  (27子コメント)

                                I'm Transportation. There's always people inside my body.

                                Help.

                                [–]FartsBlood 84ポイント85ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                Can... Can I be inside your body?

                                [–]snotbag_pukebucket 43ポイント44ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                After you pay up.

                                [–]careless_sux 12ポイント13ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                The most I'm willing to pay for snotbag_pukebucket is $-2.

                                [–]snotbag_pukebucket 16ポイント17ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                Well... $2 is $2. Git in.

                                [–]IM_A_PILOT_ 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                I think you have to pay him $2

                                [–]snotbag_pukebucket 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                Hey, this is my godfundme post... He needs to start his own.

                                [–]IM_A_PILOT_ 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                Sometimes you have to spend money to make money

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                                    [–]AnotherThroneAway 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Yeah, not every dirty slut that comes along gets to sample the sensual delicacy that is snotbag pukebucket

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                                      [–]Elgar17 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      Get in.

                                      [–]MoonyWoony 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      Your body is a super fun place.

                                      I recommend the Pirates of the Pancreas ride.

                                      [–]darkly39r 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                      I sexually identify as a transcontinental railroad.

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                                        [–]Hitlerpubestache 56ポイント57ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                        I don't know if this is fake or if it got taken down... But I searched for it using his name, title and location and never found it.

                                        Kinda wish it was real, so I could see if it actually worked for him.

                                        [–]EyeHateParadoxes 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                        It's on the front page of reddit. It's a scam. He's got a couple hundred now.

                                        [–]Inert_Berger 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                        Scam? He makes a oke and people give him hundreds of dollars. How is that a scam? Blame the ones donating.

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                                            [–]Canadian2087 9ポイント10ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                            legit link?

                                            [–]flyafar 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            jesus fucking christ people where is the goddamn link??

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                                              [–]Mindfreek454 21ポイント22ポイント  (25子コメント)

                                              Where's the link?

                                              [–]Viperspider 17ポイント18ポイント  (29子コメント)

                                              Source? Can't figure that site out.

                                              [–]hotoatmeal 35ポイント36ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                              "Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

                                              -- John Steinbeck

                                              [–]SD99FRC 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              Not really a Steinbeck quote, more of a paraphrasing.

                                              "I guess the trouble was that we didn’t have any self-admitted proletarians. Everyone was a temporarily embarrassed capitalist."

                                              And it was referring to Communists, not Socialism, technically. It's preceded a few sentences earlier by "most of the so-called Communists I met were middle-class, middle-aged people playing a game of dreams."

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                                                [–]Poemi 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                This guy gives me the strength to admit that I'm actually transcelebrity: I'm a gorgeous movie star born into an average-looking nobody's body.

                                                Just counting the days until my federal regulations require my insurance to pay me the movie royalties and get me the talk show appearances I deserve.

                                                [–]spartacus2690 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Well, apparently it is quite easy to get on Ellen. Just create a viral video, probably with some dancing or some other awesome act.

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                                                  [–]PhillipCarey 82ポイント83ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                  I'm actually a transtoaster. I'm a Cylon born as a human. It's a tough time to be different.

                                                  [–]lead999x 26ポイント27ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                  Boomer is that you?

                                                  [–]UnReal31337 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                  No, it's Six playing mind games with you.

                                                  [–]careless_sux 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                  Spoiler alert!

                                                  Sounds like this guy has only watched up to when Adama is outed as a cylon.

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                                                    [–]CrayonOfDoom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Now I have to go find that Decepticon joke.

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                                                      [–]HyroDaily 26ポイント27ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      I also feel this way! All my tastes are expensive, but am just too poor.. :-(

                                                      [–]tgr31 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Whats it up to now?

                                                      [–]mustang2002 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      I'm a very sexual person trapped in a virgin's body. That must mean I'm transsexual.

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                                                        [–]CyberianSun 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        should be transfiscal.

                                                        [–]ImArcherSterling 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        The number of fucks in this thread is quite high

                                                        [–]Alex-Murphy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        That's crazy, I live very close to him!

                                                        I'm not a hot sexy single though.

                                                        [–]Pons_Asinorum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        So he wants a rich-man body.

                                                        [–]TypicalProtest 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                        Wasn't there a subreddit for awful kick starters?

                                                        [–]TricksterShadow 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        You mean /r/shittykickstarters ?

                                                        [–]careless_sux 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                        /r/shittykickstarters

                                                        [–]californicate- 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        HAHA I remember the first time I was on there. Instant drama. This really young guy (don't remember exact age, but I think maybe 15?) wanted to raise $20k to make an app, so it got posted to that subreddit. He found it, and proceeded to make a shit out of himself.... Yeah, I'd be upset if this happened to me, but I wouldn't go and make tens of clearly fake accounts arguing back/supporting myself. It was just sad.

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                                                            [–]Grumpyicebear 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            This is rich

                                                            [–]Larston 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            oh gosh, I've finally realized my affliction.

                                                            This man is a pioneer that has liberated the closeted rich! (and I mean my apartment is literally the size of a rich man's closet)

                                                            thank you brave soul!

                                                            [–]bobafe6604 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            this man wins

                                                            [–]Sengura 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I bet he also suffers from a severe case of affluenza. Poor guy.

                                                            [–]sknnbones 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            I too am transfinancial.

                                                            I am oppressed by my 15k a year wage.

                                                            Pls help internet.

                                                            [–]shrimpcreole 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            He was watching Bridesmaids and suddenly..."Help me. I'm poor."

                                                            [–]magnusgrafex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            i think he forgot to make it real....

                                                            [–]PC509 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            People were talking about it saying someone should do it, and he did it. Can't say it was original, but at least he went through with it!

                                                            [–]wreun 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            should go fund a potato salad

                                                            [–]prollygon -4ポイント-3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                            Can people here stop making fun of trans people?

                                                            [–]meganpdx -2ポイント-1ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                            This kinda shit is meant to be funny, but it's undermining transgender issues and awareness. None of these fucks have any clue what it's like to have a serious disconnect between your reality and your true identity. I wouldn't wish being transgender on even my worst enemy. Why do you think so many trans people commit suicide? It's a pretty fucking serious problem. Being trans has left me asexual and unable to have anything other than platonic relationships with anyone. I don't feel like a person... more like a drone just plodding along life.

                                                            I'm finally starting my gender transition, and coming to terms with what's been going on with me all these years, and it's being ridiculed by ignorant shitheads who see everything in black and white and would rather poke fun than really think about things seriously. Fuck all of you!

                                                            [–]_jojoMonkey 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            THANK YOU. This this this this this THIS.

                                                            [–]niton 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            I feel really fucking awful for transgender people right now. They had it bad enough as is and now people are getting on their backs even more. Meet quite a few kids on the job who struggle with their gender identity and who have forced themselves to deny it for years. Like you said I wouldn't wish that kind of psychological turmoil and societal hardship on anyone. The funny thing is transgender is scientific fact based on brain pattern research. It's been going on for millenia too. The lack of empathy is astounding. What do you really lose from calling someone their preferred name and pronoun? Fucking sucks man.

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                                                              [–]Yawaworhtreddit 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              I'll donate him one of the new $10s once a woman is on it.

                                                              [–]sico007 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              This summabitch is going to make it to the big leagues.

                                                              [–]crackedpot11 0ポイント1ポイント  (12子コメント)

                                                              I want a link for this.

                                                              [–]lolufarted 1ポイント2ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                              Can you provide us with a link to this guy's page.

                                                              [–]squirrels33 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Reddit, I thought you were above this, but apparently not.

                                                              [–]kaboutermeisje -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              This is stupid and transphobic. Have you considered joining the voat.co exodus?

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