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[–]Monstertruck_Gnar 104ポイント105ポイント  (29子コメント)

I like my coffee like i like my women: Ground up and in the freezer

[–]brazilianbootybumpin 58ポイント59ポイント  (28子コメント)

I like my whiskey like I like my women:12 years old and all mixed up with coke

Edit: whiskey not tequilla.

[–]spank_it_or_not 46ポイント47ポイント  (19子コメント)

It's whiskey not tequila. You don't mix tequila with coke.

[–]populationsample 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

Right! What kind of a perv does something like that?

[–]YesterdaysFav 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing as the most tequila is more often than not aged a year or less, odds are a serious perv.

[–]Sedarious 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'll never drink blue powerade ever again.

Sometimes things just don't mix...and you remember.

[–]spank_it_or_not 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

Did you mix blue powerade and tequila? You're a sick man.

[–]Sedarious 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Not tequila.. It was some cheap ass bottle of only god knows what. I basically drank it with blue powerade on a 50/50 mix.

I remember drinking a huge cup of it, then pouring another, and after 1-2 more small events, I was gone. I woke up the next morning feeling like a champ, because I was tucked into a blanket and resting my head on a pillow. The problem was that I was in my friend's car, and he was sitting next to me waiting to see if I was even going to wake up. It turns out that I threw up a lot the night before, couldn't talk, and I was taken care of by 2 other friends to get me where I was in the morning(very close to my house). They considered taking me to the hospital, but I guess as long as I was breathing they thought I was ok(they could have done a lot worse, like left me at the bonfire where we started the night).

My friend thought it would be a good idea to go to McDonalds to get some food in me so I could hopefully sober up(yeah I was still wasted until later that night). As soon as the car started, I felt my stomach start the spin cycle. I didn't move until we got to McDonalds, and when we got there I went straight to the bathroom to puke.

Let's just say that I have a few drinks I have grown to really like, and I know my limit now... but I just won't ever drink blue powerade ever again.

[–]brazilianbootybumpin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

TL;DR: fucking blue powerade manm stick with gatorade

[–]JustTheT1p_0 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to drink Yeager and blue power and all the time...

[–]blah_blah_STFU 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's s called a 'jocktail' if mixed with vodka in my circle. Also gatorade is the original flavor.

[–]spank_it_or_not 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lol those are nights you will always remember

[–]daOyster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Correction, those are the nights you will remember as probably being remember able and great but never actually remembering fully what happened.

[–]repodude 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes things just don't mix... And you remember.

Not if one of the ingredients is Rohypnol.

[–]curtmack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always read Power-aid as PowerThirst.

[–]Antistotle 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

tequila with coke.

F'king amateur.

https://uk.thebar.com/recipe/tequila-and-cola

[–]spank_it_or_not 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah you don't ruin tequila by mixing it. You drink it straight. Must be some white folk mixing Don Julio and Coke. FUCKING PEASENTS.

[–]igiveonefuck 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cuervo Black is great with coke

[–]lowertechnology 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

I murder women.

[–]billbrown96 20ポイント21ポイント  (5子コメント)

But how do you like your coffee?

[–]Lots42 32ポイント33ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stabbed in the spine.

[–]lowertechnology 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

I enjoy a full bodied African arabica-bean coffee black. I sip it while it's hot and enjoy the broad flavor across my pallet. I like to pair it with dark chocolate to neutralize the acidity. I'll kill you in your sleep. I sometimes enjoy a robusta-bean coffee with cream as a treat. But I'm fairly picky about where I get it from. Timmies is my favorite robusta bean coffee, but I generally grind my arabica beans and then use a press.

[–]TheLastHonestMan 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

*palate

[–]lowertechnology 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

My phone must have auto-corrected.

I will slit your fucking throat

[–]wiki_warren 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sent back for not being hot enough.