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[–]tpbutch 321ポイント322ポイント  (69子コメント)

I like my syrup like I like my women: ambiguous in color.

[–]Monstertruck_Gnar 104ポイント105ポイント  (50子コメント)

I like my coffee like i like my women: Ground up and in the freezer

[–]TakeThatUsername 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like my coffee like I like my men: Colombian and trapped in a bag.

[–]pokemaniacemily 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like my coffee like I like my sexual partners: inside of me

[–]brazilianbootybumpin 58ポイント59ポイント  (28子コメント)

I like my whiskey like I like my women:12 years old and all mixed up with coke

Edit: whiskey not tequilla.

[–]spank_it_or_not 47ポイント48ポイント  (19子コメント)

It's whiskey not tequila. You don't mix tequila with coke.

[–]Sedarious 7ポイント8ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'll never drink blue powerade ever again.

Sometimes things just don't mix...and you remember.

[–]spank_it_or_not 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

Did you mix blue powerade and tequila? You're a sick man.

[–]Sedarious 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

Not tequila.. It was some cheap ass bottle of only god knows what. I basically drank it with blue powerade on a 50/50 mix.

I remember drinking a huge cup of it, then pouring another, and after 1-2 more small events, I was gone. I woke up the next morning feeling like a champ, because I was tucked into a blanket and resting my head on a pillow. The problem was that I was in my friend's car, and he was sitting next to me waiting to see if I was even going to wake up. It turns out that I threw up a lot the night before, couldn't talk, and I was taken care of by 2 other friends to get me where I was in the morning(very close to my house). They considered taking me to the hospital, but I guess as long as I was breathing they thought I was ok(they could have done a lot worse, like left me at the bonfire where we started the night).

My friend thought it would be a good idea to go to McDonalds to get some food in me so I could hopefully sober up(yeah I was still wasted until later that night). As soon as the car started, I felt my stomach start the spin cycle. I didn't move until we got to McDonalds, and when we got there I went straight to the bathroom to puke.

Let's just say that I have a few drinks I have grown to really like, and I know my limit now... but I just won't ever drink blue powerade ever again.

[–]lowertechnology 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

I murder women.

[–]billbrown96 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

But how do you like your coffee?

[–]Lots42 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stabbed in the spine.

[–]lowertechnology 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

I enjoy a full bodied African arabica-bean coffee black. I sip it while it's hot and enjoy the broad flavor across my pallet. I like to pair it with dark chocolate to neutralize the acidity. I'll kill you in your sleep. I sometimes enjoy a robusta-bean coffee with cream as a treat. But I'm fairly picky about where I get it from. Timmies is my favorite robusta bean coffee, but I generally grind my arabica beans and then use a press.

[–]TheLastHonestMan 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

*palate

[–]lowertechnology 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

My phone must have auto-corrected.

I will slit your fucking throat

[–]PoppaWilly 24ポイント25ポイント  (10子コメント)

I like my coffee like I like my women: mugged

[–]MaleficentSoul 11ポイント12ポイント  (9子コメント)

I like my coffee like I like my women, cold and bitter.

[–]WatermelonPOWAH 150ポイント151ポイント  (31子コメント)

How did she confuse everyone for as long as she did? She looks more like she's from Jersey Shore than a black woman.

[–]fsjja1 84ポイント85ポイント  (9子コメント)

I think she looks like Maybe from Arrested Development.

Edit: Well, I can't fix my misspelling now or the comments below won't make sense, so Maybe it is. Sorry, Maeby.

[–]yawntastic 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because nobody goes around asking people who identify as black whether they are actually black.

[–]IamATreeBitch 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG you can't just ask if they're black!

[–]Ol0O01100lO1O1O1 27ポイント28ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean she kind of pulls it off. I know half black people that don't look any blacker than her, at least in some of the photos.

And if somebody tells you they're black, it's not like you're likely to say "Bullshit!"

[–]equatorbit 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

She's still confusing some people. There are nutbags that are buying into her "transracial" identity.

[–]FuckedByCrap 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because Spokane is not known for its racial diversity. Biggest city adjacent to the Idaho neo-nazis.

[–]xsited1 508ポイント509ポイント  (218子コメント)

[–]PrestonLayne 366ポイント367ポイント  (106子コメント)

But then she sues Howard University for discriminating against her because she's white...

[–]Naggers123 404ポイント405ポイント  (26子コメント)

she was using the peach crayon at the time so it was alright.

[–]roadrunnermeepbeep3 180ポイント181ポイント  (21子コメント)

At that moment, it was monetarily advantageous to identify as white. But now, it's monetarily advantageous to identify as black. Once Hillary's in, white will be the new black.

See how this works folks. Race is just a construct. A way to scam the system.

[–]Das_Mojo 156ポイント157ポイント  (15子コメント)

Orange isn't going to be happy to hear about this.

[–]Physics_Unicorn 14ポイント15ポイント  (5子コメント)

To say nothing of Banana.

[–]illiterateReed 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

Banana ran a good campaign, but in the end voters just didn't find him appealing.

[–]rmoss20 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

They all wear Khaki...

[–]Nabber86 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crayolas peach crayons use to be called flesh.

[–]geometries 45ポイント46ポイント  (69子コメント)

She sued them for denying her a scholarship on the basis that she was white.

[–]kali42 51ポイント52ポイント  (62子コメント)

If she were denied a scholarship because she was black we would consider this to be racism. I'm failing to see the difference here. Not that you are arguing against me or anything but people in general seem to think that you can't be racist against white people. I think the nightly shows does a good job of being racist against white people. End of rant.

[–]merv243 66ポイント67ポイント  (15子コメント)

But you can't sue and claim you're white and then also say you're black. See?

[–]kali42 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't say the girl wasn't a moron.

[–]Grasle 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

All that means is the college claimed she was white, not that she did.

[–]DoxBox 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

No it doesn't.

"You're only doing this because I'm white" contains an inherent admission that one is white.

[–]bigpoppawood 17ポイント18ポイント  (12子コメント)

It was probably a scholarship for being black

[–]repodude 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the hypocrisy of being whatever colour she wants as it suits her that's being pointed out, not the ins and outs of discrimination.

[–]doesntgetthepicture 12ポイント13ポイント  (18子コメント)

It really depends on how someone defines racism. There are two different ideas of racism that permates these sorts of discussions.

There is the idea that it is simply discrimination based on race. In that definition you can be racist against any race.

There is another idea of racism that it's race based discrimination but from the powerful towards the powerless (or the less powerful). This means a black person can be prejudiced against a white person, but they can't be racist since the power dynamic in America (and I'm really only talking about America here, and I guess Europe as well, basically any European country or former colony) favors white people. This doesn't justify or excuse any prejudice against white people, but it works to keep the idea of race based subjugation or disempowerment different from straight raced based hatred.

And I think the fact that these two ideas of racism are never really discussed when the argument comes up leads to more animosity, and misunderstandings.

In the case of a white person being denied a scholarship to Howard, by the second definition it wouldn't be racist. The reason being Howard is a historically black college created specifically to help black students get a college education denied to them by established universities. An education that it's still harder for a black student to get than a white student in America (source). She has more opportunity to study anywhere (statistically) since she is white by denying her a scholarship based on her race would not be racism by the second definition. It's still prejudiced, no one would argue that it isn't (or no rational person anyway), just that it isn't racism because of the power dynamic involved.

But it would be considered racism by the first definition.

So the people who argue that one can't be racist against white people aren't saying that you can't be hateful, spiteful, or prejudiced towards a white person based on the color of their skin. Just that that sort of prejudice isn't called racism because of the power dynamic involved.

[–]Statecensor 20ポイント21ポイント  (2子コメント)

and I'm really only talking about America here, and I guess Europe as well, basically any European country or former colony

As someone who has traveled the world and seen how different ethnic minorities and majorities interact with each other. America and Europe is the only two places that have tried to do something for ethnic minorities. In every other country I have been in particularly Asia. If you are a minority they will not rent you apartments or hire you for a decent job and tell you right to your face ( or in their newspapers) its because your Chinese or Filipino and how your people are scum. Some of those most advanced economies in the world not run by whites have no problem being racist and have governments that pretend its not an issue until riots happen then they tend to blame the ethnic minorities for being "trouble makers".

English speakers who do not read other languages have no idea how common discrimination and racism is outside of Europe or America. They read English only papers from other countries and think those papers or websites reflect the view of most of the country. When they only reflect the views of the top 1% who have been educated in foreign universities or come from extremely wealthy well connected families that have nothing to do with ordinary people.

[–]joegrizzyII 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

But then of course there are employment quotas and affirmative action, which literally does deny you access to education or jobs because you are white.

I'm not sure I understand how those practices still don't fall into the "institutional racism" category. It is an institution straight up denying you (or from a different spin, merely accepting someone else) because of your race.

Saying "well, the average white person is still better off than the average black person" and then trying to actually apply that to a particular individual is where, imo, a lot of people tend to mix ideas. I've been a poor "white enough" person my whole life. The average wealthy black child had far more opportunity than I did. So now it's okay for me to be racist?

I just don't understand the logic that "you can hate those who are in power because they are in the power, or actually because I only see them as the ones in power" really plays out.

I understand the concept of "micro-aggresions". I have heard every iteration of institutional racism, and I don't deny it exists. Minorities (along with lots of other demographics) face disadvantages. But everyone has disadvantages. If you go around looking for differences amongst people, it will only help you in alienating them.

But institutionalized or socially constructed discrimination can exist to harm every race. And, imo, it most certainly has more to do with wealth than race.

And just lumping a term of "people of color" to include all demographics of "not-white" leads to some really wide demographics. If institutional racism is holding back minorities, how are Asians and Indians having such success? So okay, it's not just minorities, it's certain minorities. Could there possibly be a higher correlation with wealth and college acceptance than race?

There are so many social constructs that makes up a "person." Race, gender, wealth, power and so many more. I think too often people attribute behavior and/or the actions of others into only one social dynamic.

"You only said that because I'm black."

"You only think that way because I'm a woman."

"You only think that because you are white."

I dunno. Racism is weird. [8]

[–]tasmith1972 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

So, apparently, once you go black you CAN go back. Who knew.

[–]XillaKato 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

She's racial fluid. /s

[–]graymankin 120ポイント121ポイント  (20子コメント)

When I was 5, I used to draw everything as dinosaurs. Doesn't mean I or anyone else was one...

Edit: I definitely wasn't inferring transgender hate here... This really got dark quick.

[–]fatcat111 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thats right, you're a bird.

[–]DerfIdee 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And there on the left, your b bird. Birds c-f are currently in storage.

[–]Armyless 143ポイント144ポイント  (73子コメント)

she cray' cray'

[–]often-wrong-soong 32ポイント33ポイント  (11子コメント)

Black does crack.

[–]freetheunknown 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

One fry short of a Happy Meal.

[–]RoboNinjaPirate 13ポイント14ポイント  (6子コメント)

One drumstick short of a KFC 3 piece plate.

Wait, can I make that joke or not?

[–]freetheunknown 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just about everybody loves Fried Chicken!

[–]proxy69 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you don't like chicken and watermelon, somethin's wrong with you!!!!!!

[–]BorisKafka 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Washed down with a Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull and you're talking my lingo.

[–]mifbifgiggle 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Crayola

[–]bahxc09 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whoa there Mr. Money bags. You don't have to brag about your parents buying you the expensive crayons.

[–]DesiPoops89 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

For realz tho. We were poor. We got Rose Art. That shit sucks.

[–]Mucl 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her parents recently called her out on that bullshit too.

dont you hate it when you're an adult and your parents embarrass you like that?

[–]skyman724 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

At age 6, I was born without a face.

[–]gladpants 348ポイント349ポイント  (248子コメント)

So i honestly missed this. Who the fuck is this and what did she do?

[–]ConstableGrey 185ポイント186ポイント  (36子コメント)

She just went on record saying there's no biological proof that her white parents gave birth to her.

[–]PiousLiar 72ポイント73ポイント  (10子コメント)

Time for a DNA sample, but she will still ignore it

[–]jojotoughasnails 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yea except she also got scholarships for being "black"

[–]kabukistar 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rachel Dolezal. Was head of the Spokane (Whoo! Go Bulldogs!) NAACP, before it was revealed that both her biological parents are white and she doesn't have a drop of African blood.

[–]kalitarios 277ポイント278ポイント  (190子コメント)

In the 90's the term would have been "Wigger" - and I'm not trying to be snarky on this. Per Google's definition:

wig·ger
ˈwiɡə/r/
noun US informal
a white person who tries to emulate or acquire cultural behaviour and tastes attributed to African-Americans.

[–]gladpants 307ポイント308ポイント  (155子コメント)

ok yeah but who the fuck is this and how did this meme start.

Edit: Thank you.

[–]CodeMonkey24 393ポイント394ポイント  (49子コメント)

She was head of the NCAAP the Spokane chapter of the NAACP and claimed to be black.

Before that, she sued her college for discrimination because she was white.

In a recent interview, she adamantly claims she is black, and her parents have gone on record as saying "we hope she gets the professional help she needs."

edit: Head of a local NAACP chapter. Thanks /u/fury420

[–]lolwalrussel 244ポイント245ポイント  (11子コメント)

Only in Spokane. They figured her out and now the total black population is back to zero.

[–]kojitsuke 25ポイント26ポイント  (7子コメント)

From Wikipedia, Spokane WA has only 2.3% black population

[–]Chanma1 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

As someone who lives in Spokane, I can say that there aren't very many black people, but they are largely concentrated into specific areas which makes it seem like we either have a 50% black population or 0.

[–]Freeside1 50ポイント51ポイント  (8子コメント)

She also called for a boycott of the movie Exodus because they cast white people as Egyptians and Christian Bale was robbing people of their ancestry.

She's insane across the board. Up is down. Left is right. Black is white.

[–]jbanks9251 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't you mean white is black?

[–]repodude 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

All depends on what suits her at the time.

[–]fury420 44ポイント45ポイント  (25子コメント)

Head of the local Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP, not the NAACP

[–]conspiracyeinstein 28ポイント29ポイント  (24子コメント)

Oh. I thought it was the entire NAACP. Well, that's better.

[–]fury420 64ポイント65ポイント  (9子コメント)

After hearing about this, i couldn't help but get a chuckle out of the thought that maybe this was the blackest person that they could find in Spokane?

[–]conspiracyeinstein 56ポイント57ポイント  (2子コメント)

"You there!"

"Yes?"

"Are you a tourist?"

"No I live here."

"The job is yours."

"But I'm-"

"Sh-sh-sh-sh-no need to say anything."

[–]broff 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

The NAACP released a statement specifically noting that being black is not a necessary requirement to support and take part in their activities.

[–]Saintbaba 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, if you're an organization dedicated to the ideals of racial equality, and you're not a bunch of flaming hypocrites, yeah, i guess that'd be the correct sentiment to take.

[–]IN_THE_KLOUDS 10ポイント11ポイント  (13子コメント)

No, but the head of the national office of the NAACP is half white, and is by and far the whitest person I've ever seen try to pass himself off as black. Dude's whiter than printing paper.

[–]just-me-being-funny 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is the head of the NAACP

You are thinking of the last head

[–]repodude 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean Benjamin Jealous-of-your-white-privilege?

[–]IN_THE_KLOUDS 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the one. Mr. Jealous is by and far the whitest black guy I've ever seen.

[–]egbertincognito 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is he whiter than this white lady in question? Half black is still more black than Maybelline McTanningbooth.

[–]boomer456 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you, finally someone who actually answered the question and made sense.

[–]terrymr 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

The president of the Spokane, WA chapter of the NAACP. She pretended to be black. She also pretended to be the victim of hate mail.

[–]CraftyCaprid 47ポイント48ポイント  (94子コメント)

She is either transracial or a liar depending on whether you think being trans is a thing.

Its quite amusing to see all the transsexual people come out of the woodwork claiming only they can be trans.

EDIT: And out of the woodwork they come.

[–]Sigseg 106ポイント107ポイント  (80子コメント)

She is either transracial or a liar depending on whether you think being trans is a thing.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say "transracial" isn't a thing. Cultural appropriation is a thing. Nature selecting you to be X race when your biological parents are Y race just doesn't happen.

[–]rumnscurvy 58ポイント59ポイント  (15子コメント)

I've seen people arguing that the word "transracial" came about from black adoptees who felt disconnected from (american) black culture. It's more of a figure of speech than a direct calque of the concept of transgender.

In that sense, having been brought up with black adopted siblings, she may arguably feel somewhat disconnected with the culture of her forebears. This, however, does not really morally allow her to appropriate culture.

See also this guy

[–]Sigseg 44ポイント45ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen people arguing that the word "transracial" came about from black adoptees who felt disconnected from (american) black culture. It's more of a figure of speech than a direct calque of the concept of transgender.

That makes complete sense to me. Thanks for pointing it out.

[–]YungSnuggie 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

her siblings were adopted from haiti and her parents were lily white and she grew up in a mayonnaise part of the country. its not like she grew up in the hood and just came out that way. she had to go out of her way to do all of this.

[–]Tactful 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

She grew up with black adopted siblings, she socialised within a black circle of friends, and she married and later divorced a black man. I'm not saying she is a black person, she's not, race isn't something you really get to define for yourself, but she certainly has grounds to identify with black culture at least somewhat.

[–]Charli3q 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yep. She identifies with black culture. Exactly. But that's the point. Culture and race are two different things.

[–]b1b23 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Couldn't you just as easily say "nature selecting you to be X gender when your biological ______ (chromosomes?) make you Y gender". I'm not saying I'm correct on this, I'm genuinely interested to find out whether there is a difference.

[–]Ketrel 16ポイント17ポイント  (12子コメント)

Are not both a function of DNA and the ability to be (or not be) able to override that coding by conscious decision?

[–]richmomz 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

People used to say trans-sexualism "isn't a thing," too. The question is, where do we objectively draw the line between what's legitimate and what's "appropriation"?

[–]IN_THE_KLOUDS 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

No, she's just batshit crazy and probably has some kind of mental disorder.

[–]Justusbraz 66ポイント67ポイント  (12子コメント)

See, this always really bugged me. I grew up in what could charitably be described as "the ghetto". I was one of three white kids in the neighborhood.

All of my friends, except for one of the other white kids, were black. All of my role models were black. I was in a breakdancing crew in the 80s and we used to make money in the touristy part of town dancing.

I wore track suits and I always had the illest fat laces. As the times progressed so did the fashion. Soon I was wearing baggy, sagging pants with oversized tshirts. Overalls with one side of the bin unhooked. Purple cross color pants.

People would ask me why I "talked black" and "dressed black". I just dressed like me. I spoke like me.

Then the 90s hit and suddenly there were all kinds of white dudes in the neighborhood putting on an act. It was hilarious. We used to get them to buy us 40s and we'd smoke all their weed.

Soon there was a name for them. Wigger.

Suddenly, I was being identified as a member of this subculture that I didn't actually belong to. Fucking white people. They ruin everything. (Because tone is difficult, I was speaking with my tongue firmly implanted in my cheek for that last one)

I never thought I was black. I was never putting on a cultural costume. I was dressing and speaking and acting the way my peers did.

[–]AXP878 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Similar to all the people that think they're complimenting me when they say I'm the "whitest hispanic guy" they know. Thanks, I didn't realize being educated and speaking proper English was exclusively a white thing.

[–]fappolice 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

But the most important part is that you aren't black, and you realize and admit that. You shared the exact same upbringing and culture as people in your neighborhood that were black, but you yourself were and are not black. She is claiming to be black, not just a part of black culture.

[–]queen_of_the_spammed 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you ever notice the funny difference between the way the cops treated you, and the way the cops treated your black friends?

Did you find employment more easily than your black friends?

Could you easily get onto a golf course?

Do you enjoy skiing?

[–]Justusbraz 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, there was a difference in the way I was treated by cops. Partially it may have been due to my "don't run" policy. At the time and place, we were kids on a corner just hanging out. No one did business on our block. We went away from where our moms lived. I didn't run, so I got a pat down and a "move along". To be fair, so did my friends who were black and also didn't run.

Employment as a teenager was difficult. I needed to get a legit job to justify my loot to my mother. Over the phone, I would be told they weren't hiring. Face to face, I fared slightly better. I have to tell you... white privilege is being able to pull your pants up and look like someone who gets hired. Changing my speech patterns and adjusting my vocabulary proved to be one of the greater challenges of my late teens.

The only golf course that I knew about was part of a partially defunded military base. We all got onto it just fine. At night. By hopping a fence.

I do not enjoy skiing. I've been exactly once in my entire life. I was 15 or so and didn't know enough to ask for wide boots. I had some fun on the slopes for a bit, but my feet were shredded by the end of the day. At this point, I'm a bit too old and out of shape to fuck around with something that requires a level of athleticism above being lazy.

[–]RepairmanmanMANNN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Im the same as this guy and I can answer these for you. Cops treat me the exact same. No, it's nearly impossible to find a job where I come from for "normal" people, let alone people in my upbringing. No probably not unless i dressed & talked out of character. Skiing sounds fun to try.

[–]Naggers123 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

nah, that's not quite accurate. wiggers know they're white, and they identify as ethnically white people, just culturally black.

Dolezal was passing herself off as black by all means, biological or otherwise.

[–]FirstTimeWang 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, she's not emulating black culture; she is saying she is a black person.

[–]OfficerMudkip 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think there's a slight difference between someone lying about their heritage and the kind of people trsditionally perceived as "wiggers." But maybe she was a wigger too. I don't know her life

[–]LightOfVictory 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

She told Cartman that the pyramids were upside down!

[–]Drews232 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

White woman who grew up with 4 black siblings (adopted) and ended up identifying as black herself.

[–]alt_as_frak 233ポイント234ポイント  (5子コメント)

Too late, if anything.

[–]jerbookins 49ポイント50ポイント  (2子コメント)

How is it that the internet's head quarters for dead horse beating is done beating this horse?

[–]Joghobs 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

My guess: this one was picked up by the national news outlets and the story was generally fleshed out there before some blogger or Redditor had the time to make a meme-joke about the whole thing.

[–]akersmacker 74ポイント75ポイント  (7子コメント)

Think you have seen too much of this story? I live in Spokane. Front page, TV news opening story, every freaking day!!

The real issue here isn't whether or not she aint jemima, but the lack of integrity she has demonstrated by all the fabrications, er, lies. Apparently, she has done a pretty good job with the local chapter.

[–]AKSasquatch 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

ahhh both political sides find this woman to be crazy. This must be what peace feels like. Completely unrustled jimmies.

[–]BigBonzo 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine thinks her boyfriend is Black and he thinks she Latino.

[–]kinsmed 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

After a similar post of this, yes.

[–]Lots42 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: People who forgot the woman in question was lying.

[–]AuntJemimah7 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god my username is spelled wrong. My life has been a lie!

[–]BOTW 54ポイント55ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, I guess orange IS the new black.

[–]exit6 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not too soon, but you need to kern that bitch up a bit

[–]trvshrn 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rachel discrimination!

[–]Sock_Basket 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can someone give me context?

[–]SirMeowington5 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ex leader of NAACP in the picture claims she's black. Parents outed her as a pale blonde chick with pictures from when she was younger or something.

[–]Primoris_Causa1 18ポイント19ポイント  (12子コメント)

As someone elsewhere said, the NAACP missed a golden opportunity to announce "See? We ARE a racially diverse organization!"

[–]Swrdfshtrmbns 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

The NAACP was founded by a bunch of whites (a lot of Jews) and W.E.B. Dubois. It has had a ton of non-black leadership in its history.

[–]OrcaWhail 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Nah, put a fork in her she's done.

[–]jimbonics 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You wish. This shit will consume news outlets for weeks.

[–]Surfer27 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Charlize Theron is more African American

[–]izaobet 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, yeah. She was actually born in Africa.

[–]presidentiallogin 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Simple test, pull her weave. If she kills you, she black.

[–]repodude 20ポイント21ポイント  (9子コメント)

Definitely not too soon. She's got the sort of face I want to punch. Repeatedly.

[–]AnimeLuvrr 47ポイント48ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yeah I hate black people too.

[–]red_inthehead 46ポイント47ポイント  (3子コメント)

But she's white...

[–]FaildAttempt 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

"No DNA test could prove that"

[–]jpatton89 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our hatred for her transcends race. It doesn't matter if you're black or white. We all hate her equally. The woman is actually bringing us all closer together!

[–]strengthof10interns 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I...I don't understand...

[–]CarmenTS 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is sooooooooooo dumb and I can't stop laughing. The internet is the best.

[–]thecouchpundit 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

There once was a woman named Rachel, whose love for equality was faithful; but try as she may, and the end of the day, she couldn't even pass for bi-racial.

[–]FemaleAngst 6ポイント7ポイント  (18子コメント)

You know, I think this is interesting because I've experienced things in my family that touch on this subject. I think you can identify as whatever you choose, but when it comes down to the meat and potatoes, you're born however you were born, imo. I would expect a black child adopted by white parents and vice versa, to struggle with this concept of self identification.

What I think is really interesting is that her family is being so vocal about it. What do they have to benefit from turning this woman's life upside down? Honestly, if my parents were treating me this way, I'd probably identify as something totally different than them too. They sound like a bunch of assholes. I kind of feel bad for her, even if she made some really stupid decisions.

[–]hazay 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

She's accused them of abusing her based on her skin color, so I think they have a pretty solid excuse for calling her out.

[–]speedisavirus 8ポイント9ポイント  (7子コメント)

They didn't make it huge. She was involved in a lawsuit and, I believe a reporter, contacted her parents regarding the case to ask some questions. They clearly were like "wat, we aren't black" so it became a more public matter. Especially since she was publicly portraying a black man as her father and her adopted brother as her black son.

I believe this was one of her fake claims of hate crimes against her for being black.

[–]Ashelby 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

This. There were already questions about her race, and a newspaper approached her parents. The only thing her parents did was to honestly answer the questions put to them.
http://www.today.com/news/rachel-dolezals-parents-we-taught-our-kids-always-be-honest-t26141

[–]MeisterStenz 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Makes you wonder what she did to her parents. Other than lie about them publicly. She sounds like she has a mental disorder.

[–]speedisavirus 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pretty sure she has accused them of being physically abusive to her and her 4 black adopted brothers. Portrayed them as racists treating them like slaves whipping them and such.

[–]MeisterStenz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget, she also claimed that one of her adopted brothers was her adopted black son. Weird stuff.

[–]Billquisha 18ポイント19ポイント  (40子コメント)

Really interesting seeing how people react to this versus transgenders.

[–]tobythesandwich 31ポイント32ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not even close to the same. This situation is a woman lying about her ethnicity for her position. As well as lying about being a victim of hate crimes and other things. The issue here is her lies. Not what she self identifies as.

[–]cbre401 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahaha shit's hilarious.

[–]i_iz_turtlin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is her name Ally G?

[–]umbraviscus 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its been done before, so even if it was too soon, you're still too late

[–]cfv9000 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This might be the first time I saw a picture on Facebook a day or two before Reddit.