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[–]ONE_ANUS_FOR_ALL 857ポイント858ポイント  (25子コメント)

"Damn. Fuck me, I wore the wrong shirt for the wet t shirt competition again."

[–]PaterBinks 366ポイント367ポイント  (22子コメント)

That would be an awesome advertisement for hydrophobic sprays of some sort. All these women in white shirts lined up to get buckets of water poured on them. A woman comes out on top as all of the other contestant's shirts deflected all water that came in contact with them. Then we see her slipping a can of "Hydrophobic Spray-or-whatever" into her handbag.

Profit.

[–]merreborn 95ポイント96ポイント  (10子コメント)

That's sort of what this is. It's advertising a shirt treated with some sort of hydrophobic coating. And the ad includes a sort of tame wet shirt scene, as the girl from the gif is sprayed down by her "sister".

[–]PaterBinks 76ポイント77ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah right, yeah, but I mean my idea specifically, haha.

[–]KonnichiNya 41ポイント42ポイント  (8子コメント)

No more cum stains after getting plowed in the bathroom of a bar!

[–]ThatsSciencetastic 28ポイント29ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's hydrophobic, but is it also spermophobic?

[–]whatisthisicantodd 26ポイント27ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nope.

Came on my waterproof phone accidentally once.

It was a pain to clean.

[–]hugallama 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

uhhhh

elaborate?

[–]whatisthisicantodd 32ポイント33ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nothing to say really.

I was on my bed having my regular fap session with my phone in one hand and my womb raider in the other.

Boom goes the dynamite, and the back of my phone suddenly has splooge on it.

I should also add that the glass had a hydrophobic coating on it.

[–]Kibby45 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

womb raider

[–]hugallama 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

hahhaahha I love it so much

[–]Nerfo2 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

What kind of 'mo calls his hand a womb?

[–]Vondi 11ポイント12ポイント  (7子コメント)

What would happen if you dumped a bucket of water on someone in a shirt covered in hydrophobic spray? Only ever seen small amounts of water used in the ads.

[–]Wobblekin 30ポイント31ポイント  (3子コメント)

Person gets wet, shirt doesn't get wet.

[–]yammerant 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Simple, really.

[–]mdgraller 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Person gets wet, shirt doesn't get wet. You can't explain that!

[–]subLimb 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never a miscommunication.

[–]thinkforaminute 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bought the stuff that was hot on Youtube and reddit a while back. It only works on small drips. When it rains, it stops working. Sprayed items also have a frosty white color which is why it's shown on white shirts.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

This happens.

[–]bwadams12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is she drinking Midori at 1:12? Who drinks Midori then pours it on herself to sell a stain remover? I'm baffled.

[–]FishHammer 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone is going to steal your idea and use it for an ad campaign. Guaranteed.

[–]austinwest2004 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should work in advertising!

[–]duggtodeath[S] 28ポイント29ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like that better :D

[–]everypostepic 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wrong, it's unstainable coffee.

[–]cfj1992 264ポイント265ポイント  (18子コメント)

Why does she look pissed that she DIDN'T ruin her shirt?

[–]merreborn 126ポイント127ポイント  (17子コメント)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1133048795/the-unstainabletm-white-shirt/description

It's a bit contrived (naturally). She's trying to shirk a job interview. Stained shirt, can't go to the interview.

[–]critically_damped 124ポイント125ポイント  (7子コメント)

I can't imagine any situation where that is an acceptable excuse to anyone.

[–]serialaccountkiller 43ポイント44ポイント  (3子コメント)

Clumsiness is protected under the ADA and EEOC.

[–]quasifun 35ポイント36ポイント  (1子コメント)

I was born able-handed, but identify as clumsy.

[–]TheCatWantsOut 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

fine motor control is fluid

[–]Yeti_Poet 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's meant to fuel a construct of denial. You know you could have gone, the person you're giving the excuse to knows you could have gone, but with an excuse in place, you both have a socially acceptable way to drop the subject and maintain denial of the fact that you didn't want to go in the first place.

Constructs of denial are fun.

[–]CordycepsFungus -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

something about welfare and job interviews? I dunno my knowledge of interviews is based off Trainspotting.

[–]yaosio 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is her mom making her go or something?

[–]danweber 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking millennials

[–]01hair 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why didn't she just rip the shirt or something? And why didn't big sis kick her to the curb with a bus ticket back to their parent's house?

[–]rocket_raccon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

She should shit her pants. THAT'S an excuse to duck out.

[–]a_complete_cock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I rather enjoyed the several gifs of the woman walking into the frame and doing a silly dance.

[–]Sw3Et 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why not just... not go to the interview?

[–]Khanstant[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well I mean, her wet crotch should do it after the coffee runs off her shirt onto her Hydrophilic pants.

[–]pipiopi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the hell would want to miss a job interview? I always thought that was a goal.

On top of that, I would still go into the interview guns blazing. Well, they'd probably be more like pew pew than bang bang since I'm kind of meek, but whatever, I'm getting that damned job.

[–]duggtodeath[S] 28ポイント29ポイント  (8子コメント)

Source

[–]Taco_Strong 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

Why are they only for women?

[–]wtcnbrwndo4u 43ポイント44ポイント  (4子コメント)

A lot of clothing brands start out women only.

[–]Afult27 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

But I want one of those as a messy man who has to wear a white shirt to work!

[–]b3hr 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is this technology not on ties and old man gitch

[–]Khanstant[🍰] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Protip: They aren't really "women's clothing" unless a woman is wearing it. Trust me, when it comes to clothes, epicurean is the way to go. It also makes shopping go quicker, instead of having to find the "men's" section, you can pretty much start grabbing shit from anywhere and get it over with in half the time.

[–]pborowiecki 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://i.imgur.com/wnIaRyJh.jpg

[–]mrfroggy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's also for men who are ok with wearing women's clothes.

[–]whattact 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could always make it yourself like these guys.

[–]cat_handcuffs 64ポイント65ポイント  (12子コメント)

Aaaaaaaaand I have a new fetish!

[–]Bear_Taco 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

Black coffee poured on hydrophobic skin?

[–]elguapo1991 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/hydrophobicporn

[–]mbransons 11ポイント12ポイント  (6子コメント)

For your new pleasure

[–]iwasboredsoyeah 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

why is is so sped up?

[–]nuinbot 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because this is Reddit and...

[–]Cniz 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And even this gif is sped up. What a time to be alive.

[–]jhutchi2 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's so fast you can't even see the effect in the last gif.

[–]cat_handcuffs 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks, but I meant women intentionally pouring hot coffee on their breasts.

The other stuff is neat too though!

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here you go

[–]dustbin3 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

Where did the soda go?

[–]Tbird555 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Prolly on the floor.

[–]Antrikshy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

What about the coffee?

[–]RaiyenZ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bottom right corner.

[–]suddoman 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought this was SFW Porn at first.

[–]TCGT3 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Who cares about this soda. WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE THE MAN VERSION?

And in multiple colors? This is so convenient for work. Heck, one could launder these shirts quickly at a sink.

[–]internetwife 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

How do you get out the dirt if it's water phobic? Does washing it wear out the ability to be water phobic?

[–]shieldvexor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Possibly. Perhaps you would dry clean it to maintain the seal (hence the name dry even though it uses liquids)

[–]TCGT3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

To be honest, this is one of those things I would buy on whim and test through experience if it were available. I imagine a shirt not to be overly expensive.

If it were higher priced, I'd probably google research about it.

[–]Lampmonster1 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

She likes her coffee like she likes her men; on her tits.

[–]PopeRaper 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

She looks like she kinda wants to go back.

[–]scurrilous10 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now her pants are covered in coffee.

[–]typhoon_2099 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Surely that would still burn like fuck. Or soak into her jeans.

[–]merreborn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, whatever's in that mug must have been cold.

[–]EpikYummeh 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

gfycat mirror

[–]spinfip 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her new avant-garde blouse dyeing process has hit a snag..

[–]turkeypedal 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why is this marked as "Spoof"? It appear to be a real product.

[–]adueppen 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The spoof flair is for a fake ad, not a fake product.

[–]guttermott 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/wheredidthecoffeego

[–]eatmyflakes 10ポイント11ポイント  (4子コメント)

Like her men.

[–]yammerant 34ポイント35ポイント  (3子コメント)

  • Her men take it black?
  • Her black men take it?
  • Black men take it to her?
  • Her black takes it men?

[–]MC_USS_Valdez 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was actually a command to like her men.

[–]Viking_Lordbeast 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, black men take her black.

[–]WhoSayIn 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was a joke from "Airplane!" movie, which I also came here to make.

Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?

Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

[–]meggsbenedict 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is that Hallie

[–]brainz_on_brainz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that's what I thought! I believe it is!

[–]darkjedidave 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They need to make an underwear version, I'd never have to change them again!

[–]Hojomommy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went to high school with that girl. If I'm correct she is an actress now (which makes sense), I did a double take and wasn't sure, but when I looked through the source material I was certain.

So random.

[–]DiceGottfried 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a man wearing white underwear made of this material: Where will the skid marks go? I'm asking for a friend.

[–]miserable_failure 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

mmm... pouring liquid on tits.

[–]kia_the_dead 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

So this is like the hydrophobic spray stuff but longer lasting?

[–]random_account_538 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's probably just a normal shirt they're having made that's been treated with something like Neverwet DWR or similar product. Probably a more industrial type version that you wouldn't normally trust people to be able to apply themselves. Otherwise I don't see how they'd get the hydrophilic coating to stay on after being washed.

[–]vladsinger 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope their kickstarter claims they've processed the fibers to create nano-textured fibrils which create an inherently superhydrophobic textile, no coating necessary. No commercial superhydrophobic coating I know of is really durable enough to survive long term use on a fabric. I'm very interested in how the process works but obviously they're keeping it secret.

EDIT: the description is deliberately really vague. It sounds like it could be some kind of chemical vapor deposition since they're talking about it being "applied at the molecular level".

[–]Biffmcgee 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so happy I found this sub

[–]ostrichzigga 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

/r/wheredidthecoffeego

[–]hornytoad69 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIT DIRT

[–]gyanos422 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This would make a good name for a porn

[–]Tartantyco -2ポイント-1ポイント  (3子コメント)

/r/punchablefaces.

[–]himcules 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

wwwaaat since when was punchable faces private????

[–]Kiefyking 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Since it filled with nothing but pictures of Ellen pao lol

They're lying low for a while supposedly so as not to be banned.

[–]himcules 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh yeah i forgot about the ellen pao stuff. thats why i stopped posting there for a bit...

[–]Biffmcgee -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm so happy I found this sub

[–]Psandysdad -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

She takes it black.....and cold.