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[–]RacksDiciprine 213ポイント214ポイント  (14子コメント)

Dollar General my dude.

[–]fadaw 103ポイント104ポイント  (9子コメント)

Yup. My friends mom almost choked to death on one of these while she was driving us around. My friend was like "mom, do I call 911?!?!" And her mom couldn't answer. So funny. Anyway, dollar general is where we got em.

[–]WinterSavior 136ポイント137ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can only think how she was probably like "I'm about to die and my motherfucking kid dumb as hell"

[–]The_Mr_Emachine 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok, Osiris ;-P you're not fooling anyone

[–]StatlerPat 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to end every tale of near death with "Anyway, dollar general is where we got em."

[–]RacksDiciprine 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dollar General by me sells condoms and cigarettes. Weird.

[–]FranklyDear 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nah, you gotta go in the back-back. That's where u can find them.

[–]uhmerikin 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know, back in the back, behind the curtain.

[–]Shamus_Aran 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Past Bed, past Bath, into the Beyond section.

[–]Impaled_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So funny

[–]Butthole__Pleasures 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So funny

Uhhh...

[–]DyslexicSpeedread 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

Walmart, Target, maybe Publix, and Kroger.

[–]Meetybeefy 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

maybe Publix, and Kroger.

I found the southerner, guys

[–]JTtheLAR 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm southern and I have no idea what Publix is and only know that Kroger is a clone of Hitler.

[–]Erj2969 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man I'm in ky and I've not heard of Publix. Guess I'm not as southern as I thought

[–]Vixalia 62ポイント63ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're weirdly inside Hickory Farms sausage boxes. Imgur

[–]bigfatlazy 65ポイント66ポイント  (14子コメント)

Holy crap, these were my favorite candy as a kid. But my parents didn't know where to get them and no one else knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "those strawberry candies." So when I did rarely get one it was like treasure.

[–]Your_Brain_On_Pizza 20ポイント21ポイント  (7子コメント)

They sell them at my local grocery store in bulk, want some?

[–]_rjnr_ 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

I do :(

[–]Your_Brain_On_Pizza 3ポイント4ポイント  (5子コメント)

We'll see if a few people want some and I'll send some out. I'll let you know. :)

[–]_rjnr_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww fuck yeah. Thanks.

[–]aguywithagoat 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

:)

[–]brolinvids 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have my attention.

[–]Your_Brain_On_Pizza 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

First 4 or 5 people will get some and /u/bigfatlazy too, I ain't a bank! :D

[–]KurtisPlaysGames 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never had one I'll try it

[–]BrokenStrides 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure "those strawberry candies" is the official name.

[–]Floppyboobsack 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

http://www.amazon.com/Columbina-Strawberry-Candy-Wrapped-5LB/dp/B003EMSRLK

[–]NuclearAnarchy 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

You are a God among men

[–]BRUH_BRAH 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seems like it's got garbage reviews. Maybe it's made by some random company that doesn't have the right flavors?

[–]tuckmyjunksofast 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Arcor

[–]A-Canadian-Eh 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bulk barn.

[–]rworld1 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wanna know how the hell they're almost square when wrapped but oval when unwrapped that's some freaky shit right there

[–]master_swaggins 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think they're more triangle shaped like illuminati

[–]Handska 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

no lie, I got like a bag full of those that had like 5000. I couldn't eat them all so I just threw them everywhere like a candy jesus

[–]IamTheUniverse_AMA 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm convinced that there is a secret "back room" in certain grocery stores that only people over the age of 60 can enter, in which holds wall to wall shelves of old people candy.

Like the porn room in F.Y.E., but with mountains of Werther's hard candies and those unbranded strawberries.

[–]ToadyTheBRo 20ポイント21ポイント  (4子コメント)

Shit I live in Brazil and I can relate.

[–]brezzz 37ポイント38ポイント  (1子コメント)

Believe it or not, the good shit actually comes from South America, Argentina IIRC. I tried track down the ones with the perfect center and crunchy outside and natural(ish) flavors and they are hard to find in the US, but somehow aunts and grandmothers worldwide get hold of the genuine product every time. Maybe it's not as bad of a gift as I thought.

[–]arup02 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

It used to be all over the place here in Brazil. I haven't seem then in years though.

[–]ToadyTheBRo 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah I only remember them from my childhood/early teens.

[–]Cyrano_ 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

These them Mexican candys we put it pinatas to look like it got a bunch of candy. You can find them at any swapmeet.

[–]JUUKO82 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also at Christmas time they come in those Hillshire Farms sausage things

[–]bumbletowne 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how you tell if someone has been to college: they shop at stores that sell these things because they have 5 dollars to buy two weeks worth of groceries.

[–]DeezNeezuts 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

From reading Black Twitter most likely from either their 'fam', 'side chick' or 'squad'

[–]nickle125 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

These randomly appear in my house and no one knows who buys them.

[–]JezusaurusRex 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grandma's strawberry candy plug is always good.

[–]blitzkraft 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

To solve the mystery, you have think like they do.

"If I were a grand ma, where would I find this shit?!"

[–]hothotsauce 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chinese restaurants. Grandma would pocket the hell out of them from the bowl at the host counter after we done eating.

[–]The_Maharajj 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dollar Tree.

[–]cardboardtube_knight 4ポイント5ポイント  (8子コメント)

Fun fact if you type "disgusting strawberry candy" into Google these come up. My best friend and I were wondering what these are called and that's what we searched.

[–]C0812 116ポイント117ポイント  (5子コメント)

disgusting

What the fuck is wrong with your taste buds?

[–]Raiden_Gekkou 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not gonna lie, even though I have no idea if these things just spawn out of thin air like something evil, they still taste good as fuck though.

[–]cardboardtube_knight 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

Apparently Google agrees.

[–]C0812 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

cough

[–]cardboardtube_knight 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

So pretty much adjective strawberry candies

[–]RonShad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How long ago have you eaten those? It seems to be worse now

[–]shadow__creator 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

$10 for shipping, tho.

[–]Justamum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

They also come up if you type delicious strawberry candy

[–]CheifWaterMelonHead 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

Here you go fam

[–]Washpin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Party City sells them

[–]lemonbuketluv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

polish store

[–]Butthole__Pleasures 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Brach's bulk candy display at my local grocery stores always had these. Along with decent caramels and terrible dried fruit.

[–]rentAbuddy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

shits leftover from the depression

[–]ReaverRic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

https://nuts.com/chocolatessweets/hard-candy/wrapped/strawberry.html

[–]diphiminaids 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally anywhere that sells candy.

[–]redditgoogle 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucking love these. They're hard on the outside but the center is soft strawberry flavored goodness.

[–]sineofthetimes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always thought you had to buy a "World's Best Teacher" mug or a bear holding a mug in order to get these things. Now I know to type "shitty strawberry candy" into Amazon.