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Why are Jewish men circumcised? (self.Jokes)

Engvar が 投稿

Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.

Edit: Wow. So to all you humorless twats getting offended over a joke, I heard this while visiting my grandmother in the hospital. The Jewish woman (who was probably a little senile) that shared a room with her told me this.

You guys are probably just mad that the first time you got head it was your mohel. (Which she said is why Jewish men have short tempers.)

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[–]c3r3a1 77ポイント78ポイント  (8子コメント)

Wrong!! It's because they don't believe in tips.

[–]UTTO_NewZealand_ 174ポイント175ポイント  (17子コメント)

What do you call an expensive circumcision?

A rip off.

[–]icheah 74ポイント75ポイント  (12子コメント)

I always heard it as a cheap circumcision.

[–]AndyGHK 220ポイント221ポイント  (11子コメント)

what do you call an expensive circumcision?

a cheap circumcision.

Good one

[–]IssacAFox 30ポイント31ポイント  (8子コメント)

What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. There, you're all dumb... Now somebody correct me :D

[–]Mojeaux18 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Their, your all dump...

Happy?

[–]kiwibrandon 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

fucking gold :D

[–]henrokk1 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I.. I mean my friend says he doesn't get it, and I'm too lazy to try and explain it to him.

[–]Going_Braindead 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That made me audibly cringe

[–]telnor 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

A rip off.

A tip off.

[–]losingfocus2015 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ouch!

[–]eloy0612 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Inexpensive

[–]effin_clownin 36ポイント37ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why do jews have such big noses? Cause the air is free.

[–]Twokindsofpeople 71ポイント72ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know why they're circumcised, but it's the only tip they'll ever leave.

[–]logoutandgoaway 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: oi vey

[–]jetwildcat 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

Now bris is a funny joke right here!

[–]me131211 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: SJW's telling us what is ok to laugh at.

Also ITT: OMG someone reposted a joke in a format where they get nothing from it, not even karma! What a crime!

[–]mahatma_arium_nine 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jehovah don't make no trash.

Exception:

Just the tip.

[–]aktone 6ポイント7ポイント  (6子コメント)

When my son was getting circumcised the day after he was born, the doctor told him, "tell all your friends to come see me. I'll give them 1/2 off." I chuckled.

[–]FAteG6 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And your son cried.

[–]slogand 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hoooly shit. This is good.

[–]MortalBean [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

How do so few people understand the very basic mechanics of this joke. What makes this funny is that no one believes that Jews are actually like this. The idea that an entire race of people are so repulsed by the idea of spending money is seen as so absurd that the idea is intended to cause laughter. Most "racist" or "offensive" jokes that rely on a sterotype are funny due to a similar setup. It isn't that one believes such sterotypes are true but are very much mocking the idea that such a stereotype is universal.

[–]Foxhunterlives 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Something something keeps the tips from now on.

[–]jon_hobbit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

10/10 op almost spat out my water

[–]Geoffles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sure is a lot of dickhurt going on in this thread!

[–]dreadloacks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

very old but always good

[–]P_R_E_D_D_I_T_O_R -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read the same joke weeks ago. Still funny though.

[–]Trojon1986 -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I made the front page with this joke..

[–]Engvar[S] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Found it (was before I joined reddit), upvoted it, now regret looking through your post history.

[–]Cosmic-Spaghetti 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The funny part was your mini rant because humourless twats are all are offendable. I got the joke, bravo, not exceedingly funny, but it was ok. I love stereo typical humour in general. But the edit was funnier. Have an upvote!

[–]Ehutzz -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: Half dicked pussies

[–]Bigchiefchickenwing -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This Was a great joke a week ago

[–]CrashedonMars -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Same reason they wear a Yamaka!

[–]My_Booty_Itches 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not how you spell that.

[–]freddy889 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

You mean.. At most 20% off?