Because gamers see what's happening and what it will mean for the future. We look at every little thing, analyze it, see if it's useful. We pick apart narratives because game developers tell entire stories through literally putting a few pictures on a wall every few levels.

Because they can't try and sneak a narrative past us. They can't try and out puzzle us.

Any trick they have we've been punching through for years.

We are bigger. Badder. Better.

God damned genetic scientists when they get stumped release video games for us to figure shit out

Don't fuck with us. We will not only win, but we'll look good doing it.

Our highstat is mother fucking style, bitches.