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Can we actually just ban humblebrags? (self.bigdickproblems)

Just4TehLulz が 投稿

This sub has always been kind of against humble bragging, but it seems as of late that people have been joining that disagree with this. When I joined, we would talk about real problems, like difficulties hiding it in public, touching toilet water (which I have never experienced), realistic sexual problems like stretching, etc. However, now the sub is full of posts with something along the lines of:

Title: MY Big Dick Problem

Body: Yeah, so this smokin' hot babe saw my fat fucking dong and she decided she wanted to fuck me like an animal. After I got my monster condoms for my magnum dong, I was ready to pound her to death. Sadly, her sexy pussy was too tight, so she left me and said "no fucking way" by text. It's cool tho cuz she got me hooked up with her friend who is even hotter, and she is able to take the whole dick in her vagina AND ass, AND she can deepthroat it. God man, having this behemoth cock is such a problem sometimes xD.

This is not what this sub is for. This is something you can put on facebook or some shit if you need to give yourself a pat on the back. In fact, this kind of post should not be allowed in general.

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[–]RoryMulderig7.8" x 5.5" 55ポイント56ポイント  (16子コメント)

The only problem is there seem to be 5 bdp that get reposted here all the time. Visibility through clothing, painful sex, condom sizing, how to deal with others knowing, and toilet troubles. Other than that what else is there to talk about?

Every post is a humble brag because it's all about dealing with something that society seems to envy. As long as the posts aren't rude, condescending, or arrogant I don't see why we should try to filter out posts. Besides that's what the down voting is for.

My main problem with this sub is I've seen more and more posts that support the notion that men should be defining themselves based on their penis size, as if a girl is going to fuck you just because she can see your cock through your pants. That's not going to mean shit if you have a terrible personality and she can't stand being around you for 5 minutes.

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 9ポイント10ポイント  (12子コメント)

That's not going to mean shit if you have a terrible personality and she can't stand being around you for 5 minutes.

I actually had a FWB for a while that couldn't stand me. No, I don't have a terrible personality, but we have a complicated history together, and she just, well, hates me for some reason. I've asked her multiple times why, but she's never given me a reason.

She has a high libido though, and we lived in the same building, her room was literally right above me. So, she came over when she/I was horny, we'd fuck and she'd be back on her way.

There's a lot more complicated stuff surrounding that situation, but that's kind of the gist of it.

[–]RapingTheWilling9 x 6 12ポイント13ポイント  (11子コメント)

Hate-fucking like that was probably sexy as hell.

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 4ポイント5ポイント  (10子コメント)

The thing is, I have nothing against her. Sure, she nags a lot, and about pointless stuff, but I don't hate her for it, I just ignore her.

Her reactions were also pretty rich. She'd constantly complain to me in pretty funny ways. She always said things like "why couldn't you just be fat or unattractive?" or "why couldn't you just be terrible in bed?".

Like I said, the situation was very complicated, but I did enjoy sleeping with her.

[–]RapingTheWilling9 x 6 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did you kiss during?

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

We did. The sex was actually quite passionate.

[–]tommen_the_great 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

Does she mention your size as well?

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 5ポイント6ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nope, I don't think she wanted to give me the satisfaction.

[–]tommen_the_great 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

Thanks for answering. Was just wondering what role your big dick had in her being a FWB - whether it was more direct (e.g. she really likes big dicks) or more indirect (just part of what made the sex good).

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

It played no role at all. The reason we started sleeping is, like I said, complicated, but I guess I'll try to give a TL;DR of it.

We went to high school together, as did her boyfriend and my ex (who was my girlfriend at the time). She was very good friends with my ex, and her boyfriend is one of my best friends. Both our couples had been together for around 5 years, when both my ex and her boyfriend left the country for studies. Both me and my ex and she and her bf had decided that we would open up our relationships while the other one was abroad.

So, me and her were living literally less than 5m apart, both lonely because our other half was halfway around the world, and both horny as hell. She came over to sleep next to me once, because she was kinda lonely. Nothing happened that night, but the second night she came over we had sex.

My ex is a very jealous person, but eventually, she made her peace with me sleeping with her friend. My friend said it was uneasy at first, but he'd rather it was a friend he knows and trusts than some random douchebag (though she did sleep with a couple of random douchebags), and we're all still friends.

It eventually ended because the girl constantly felt guilty for sleeping with me. Both because she felt like she was betraying her friend (though my ex had stated she was fine with it), and because I think she was starting to like sex with me a bit too much, which made her feel guilty towards her boyfriend.

She never confirmed that last bit, but there are several reasons why I think it's the case. She's a high libido, while her bf is a low libido. I was high libido too. I have quite a bit of stamina, while I know for a fact that she complained quite a bit to my ex about her bf not lasting very long. She also didn't like foreplay when we first started, or so she said. But from several things she said, I figured out she didn't like it because her boyfriend was bad at it. I ended up telling her all the things I do, and how I do it, so she could communicate them with her bf better. But, she started liking foreplay quite a bit before it ended.

I wanna add to that though that I don't think size had much, or anything, to do with her liking sex with me so much.

I don't blame her though, it must have felt terrible. The only thing that pissed me off is how, after we stopped sleeping together, she continuously came over to my room to complain about her lousy one night stands (which I usually was able to hear quite clearly), and say how sex with me was way better.

[–]-CuntSickleSticks- 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

So you fucked his girl then taught him how to fuck his girl?

Holy fuckballs, I don't know if you're a great guy or a dickhead. What's inbetween?

[–]mrhelios 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

A great dickhead

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I never communicated those things with him directly, because that would be quite fucked up, and probably meddle with his confidence..

I just hope she was able to communicate the things she likes with him better, so he can up his game. He doesn't have to know those tips came from me, she slept with a bunch of guys when he was away.

In hindsight, it was kind of a fucked up situation. We were sleeping together, and he came over for the holidays. We literally had had sex less than 24 hours before he came home. Then, the next day, he came over to a party with her and a bunch of our mutual friends (not many of my friends know, even to this day), and my best friend knew. At one point, we were sitting, smoking a joint, and she was sitting in between me and her bf. Which was pretty awkward, but I had a talk with him that evening, and he said he was fine with it, so it was all okay.

[–]trowawufei7.5" x 5.75" -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wanna add to that though that I don't think size had much, or anything, to do with her liking sex with me so much.

Then again we can't really know. We don't have a point of comparison, haha.

[–]KingofJKU7.6" x 5.7 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not really true.

A girl can hate the fuck out of you. But if you're good in bed she'll always come back for more.. And if you're lousy in bed, but the nicest guy in the world, it's 'fuck you' tbh.

[–]Atylonisus8" x 5.5" -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I too have met every woman in the world.

[–]Bog77 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you comment with "I too have met every human in the world" on any article containing statistics?

[–]Animal-Crackers9" x 6" 76ポイント77ポイント  (19子コメント)

I've been here since the beginning and yeah, that stuff is kind of what this sub was for. This place has always had a tongue-in cheek sense of humor about big dick problems. It was never expected to get as popular as it has. All sorts of users at this point have made their home here, from the informative all the way down to the silly/dumb posts. I think there's room for both, just as there has always been.

[–]Boibi[M] 31ポイント32ポイント  (10子コメント)

Truth. We celebrated when we hit 2,000 and now we have over 20,000. It's definitely weird.

Answer to OP. We can't just ban these posts. I've asked in the past and the result was getting downvoted to hell and back.

Best I can say is if you think it breaks the rules report it. Otherwise just hide the post and move on. We can't make all people happy with all posts so we just let people filter it out for themselves.

[–]trowawufei7.5" x 5.75" 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

How about a more circumspect rule? Humblebrags are acceptable, as long as there is something that could be construed as an actual problem. For example, one post earlier this month talked about their BD giving a new partner lots of consecutive orgasms- however, they said this made it difficult for them to build a rhythm and they did not come. That would be acceptable, but only because of the last part.

[–]JohnAMcdonaldEdit flair @ top of sidebar[M] 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've enforced the rule before in that exact way. Since people come to this board wanting to brag and they don't give up based on what the sidebar says, the end result is people brag anyways but water down their bragging with a few points of modesty.

It's a system we'd consider going back to when things calm down, but it's one we're realistic about. A rule against humblebragging isn't a silver bullet because of how easy it is to circumvent. It also leads to awkward scenarios where a guy talks about how after a year, him and his wife had a fantastic night of sex, and technically that's a humblebrag so we would be inconsistent not to remove it.

[–]SidewaysGate0.000946969697 furlongs 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

easiest rule to dodge.

No point to having a rule you can't enforce. If/when something is created to handle humblebrags, it will be powerful enough to allow for removing most obvious brag posts. Ideally this would not come down to mod discretion but that may end up being it.

[–]trowawufei7.5" x 5.75" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're assuming the humblebraggers read the sidebar in the first place.

[–]Atylonisus8" x 5.5" 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've made my fair share of posts here complaining, but looking back I didn't really know what a solution could be. I think I much prefer your self-moderation. People vote well enough that we can tell the difference between bragging and problems.

I think it's the proportion of submitted posts which make this such a salient thing. Because so few users post, wr can still see the 0 and negative numbers. It must seem like we are flooded with braggarts when its more like a response bias.

[–]Animal-Crackers9" x 6" -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey Boibi! If people really feel like humblebrag posts are counter-productive, maybe we could encourage a day of the week to post such things. Maybe have a mega thread for humblebrags and stories?

know it would be near impossible to expect every member of the community to post only on that day, but maybe it could cut some of the clutter. Just a thought.

[–]Boibi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a good idea. I know other subs have different posting rules on different days. I just know that I personally am not active enough to enforce those rules so I'll have to talk to other mods.

[–]GadflyIII8x6 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we should write a rule "no humblebragging posts".

[–]Flozzer9058.5" x 6" -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, and now we're at 29 million.

Edit: You people really can't realise a joke can you?

[–]Nesman647"x5.5" 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we keep it up, we'll have more subscribers than there are users on reddit.

[–]YallAreElliotRodger7.1" x 6.25" 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

kinda creeps me out when guys come here to lie just to get off

[–]Animal-Crackers9" x 6" 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I don't disagree with that at all. I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt, but only because I've had some crazy shit happen in my life I'm sure no one would believe. Difference is, I don't share or try to convince anyone.

[–]Just4TehLulz[S] 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Tongue-In-Cheek humor is fine and tasteful, but the brag posts have gotten to the point where they aren't even problems, they're more of "Hey guys! I has SEX!"

[–]Animal-Crackers9" x 6" 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean to say that for a long while, this sub was more or less just /r/firstworldproblems. It wasn't for actual big dick problems, but it's always been a chill place that people can talk about whatever, since it's socially unacceptable to talk about it anywhere else. I'm cool with it from that premise alone, if I don't want to read a humblebrag, I just don't click on it.

[–]SamfromRI6.9" x 5.6" 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

if I don't want to read a humblebrag, I just don't click on it.

It astonishes me how hard it is for some people to follow this simple approach.

I don't use condoms and never will again. Do I fly into a rage when there's yet another condom sizing post that can probably be resolved by clicking around the sidebar? No, I just move my thumb 1/4" on the screen of my phone and that post moves away, replaced by something I might like better.

[–]trowawufei7.5" x 5.75" 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are we forgetting all of the posts by dudes who got turned down outright, or were facing the possibility of losing a great relationship, because their penis was too big?

[–]Animal-Crackers9" x 6" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds like problems to me.

[–]unrelenting_furor 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

How would you determine what is a humble brag, and not a problem? It is hard to separate one from the other, and you can’t have one without the other in some instances.

For instance:

  1. Hiding your big dick in public may be a legitimate problem. But what about something like: “a girl saw my dick by accident - now keeps teasing me about it.”

  2. Stretching - again a problem. However, what if you add more detail like: “girl I hooked up with blaming me because she now has trouble with small guys- says she won’t have sex with me again.”

  3. Having trouble finding condoms - a real problem. Now adding more detail, e.g. “In China, having trouble finding condoms” may be a humble brag, but may also be adding legitimate information.

  4. Girls only using you as a sex toy may be a legitimate problem (for some guys). But would adding: “gf really liked sex. Now demands sex non-stop” be not okay?

  5. Meanwhile: Touching toilet water - perhaps a legitimate problem. I actually thought that these were a joke.

Having a big dick is a mixed blessing. If you ban the bad/“brag” stuff, you would ban a lot of the good/“problem” stuff as well.

[–]PM_ME_YA_NIPS 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Then this sub would die out, with the same questions about condoms or how to fit into something would repeat endlessly. I like the stories and humble brags, they're fun and there's not really a place other than this where I can relate to others and discuss the beauty of having a large dong

[–]CanadaIsOkay6.5" x 5.3" 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/bigdickjoy isn't a place to humblebrag either, but definitely something everyone subbed to BDP should check out.

[–]deletedLink 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let us all understand...

Since you've joined, you have not been exposed to just about every possible BDP that you will encounter in your life, as well as many that you will not encounter?

Do you believe that there is this big area of untapped BDP's that will suddenly appear, be interesting, and keep content flowing here?

Or, you'd just rather continuously recycle those, oh, 30 or so BDP's that actually exist, answering them, rehashing them, etc?

[–]illadelchronic8" x 6" 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we quit trying to make everything so fucking serious. Life needs to be fun on occasion. One of these days I plan on relaying any one of my pussy breaking stories and I don't want a ban on my online fist bumping. If you can't chuckle and give a virtual high five than maybe you should leave Captain Fun Pants.

These banning posts are getting far more annoying than the brag posts. At least they don't ask me to silence other voices. Can we ban the damn posts asking to ban shit?

[–]jacques_ammeur8" x 6.5" 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do think humblebrags have their place. They've always been a part of this sub.

The other thing, the name "big dick problems". It isn't just about problems, it isn't that literal. Its kinda like the "First world problems" thing, they're not even always actual problems, it just tongue in cheek fun.

[–]nootnootmothafucka6.7" x 5" 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

To me, that's the beauty of reddit. If you believe that humble brags don't belong, you can always down vote them.

[–]KoNP~12 fluid ounces (21.65 cubic inches) -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

The admins recently took that beauty away under order of Pao. Now, anything that threatens the ideals of the hugbox gets deleted or shadow banned.

[–]nootnootmothafucka6.7" x 5" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Personally, I think its just a publicity thing, because it was starting to cause a ruckus. Granted, I don't support the decision, but I hope that's all it was. I also think Pao is an awful person, but that's more about her personal life.

[–]bdsg_ 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

I admit I'm a smaller guy that comes here to see what life is like for guys with big ones.

For me, the only thing worse than a humble brag is the belief that smaller guys are weak and need to be shielded from the truth. It’s hard having an honest convo with these guys. E.g.

  • me: (tells a girl problem)
  • guy: It’s not about the sex. You know what they say: size doesn’t matter - it’s motion of the ocean.
  • me: What if the guy has a micropenis? Or is jonah falcon?
  • guy: Okay - maybe then. But size doesn’t matter in a relationship - it only matters for hookups.
  • me: So you’re saying it does matter for sexual enjoyment. What if I do want just a hookup?
  • guy: You’re overthinking it. Just go enjoy life.

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

The thing with "size doesn't matter" is that it's kind of a lie, but it's also kind of true.

A guy with a small dick who has mad skills is still going to outperform a guy with a big dick who has no idea what he's doing.

The thing is, when skill is equal, I doubt many girls will choose the smaller guy over the bigger guy. Though this entirely depends on how big we're talking. There will still be girls that will choose the smaller guy, because some girls prefer smaller, but they're a minority.

The bottom line is that most girls don't care all that much when it comes down to it, as long as you're in the range of normal and you know what you're doing. Sure, some might care, but they are usually very superficial types that I wouldn't want to come near anyway.

People always tell the smaller guys to 'get good at oral' or something, which I get is kind of insulting, but for me personally, foreplay is very much part of my game. I fucking love foreplay. Watching the other person squirming around with joy, be it from oral or finger play. Making them cum before you even started the actual sex.

I have been complimented on my size, I'm not going to deny that, but I've been complimented a lot more on my oral/finger skills.

[–]Dert_7.25" x 6.5" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd say there are most likely a lot more guys with big dicks than there are guys with skills to pleasure a woman, so talent is probably more important.

That being said, size really doesn't matter, as long as a guy is average.

Size only matters if a guy has like a 3 incher, then it becomes a problem. But if a guy has a 5 incher then being bigger wouldn't really matter that much.

[–]JohnAMcdonaldEdit flair @ top of sidebar[M] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This, more then anything, is the big reason the more active mods (Me + gate) try not to crack down on brag posts. Ultimately people brag regardless of what action we take as moderators, the differance is that when we crack down people try and water down the post they would have made regardless with more negatives to avoid being seen as braggers/humblebraggers and confuse moderators. This, in effect, can actually make humblebragging WORSE. This is why we weren't already cracking down on humblebrags too much.

I've PMed a few other guys like you about this issue and what I heard all of them say is that they didn't want me to censor what people here were saying, because of "don't shield us from the truth" type concerns. Also honestly, this board exists to say things that are socially unacceptable in part because they could hurt somebodies ego, so I don't want to go crazy with the censorship. Nonetheless I feel this board recently hasn't been giving a realistic view recently. It's not just that people are being overly positive about their BDs, it's just that pretty much everything that is making it to the top recently are positive stories about very sexually charged experiences. You just aren't hearing from guys who are better at Magic the Gathering then dating and just can't get any luck with girls, or even more modest brags like someone talking about how sex with his wife was really working out now, or actual bigdickproblems.

I'm hoping the problem is going to resolve itself to a degree before we step in and take moderator action. People are discussing the issue in meta threads, if people just decide to start downvoting these unrealistic stories and upvoted more actual bigdickproblems, that would fix the problem and in a much more sustainable and drama free way then the endless removal of posts by mods/dodging of rules by humblebraggers. It's always better to try and fix a problem through upvotes/downvotes/community participation then to hide them with removals, especially noting there is a silent majority that seems to LIKE the humblebrag posts, considering they keep getting upvoted to the moon.

[–]dfj2xxxused for pole dancing lessons 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't bother me at all.

What bothers me is that so many posts have someone calling it a humblebrag.

[–]ao86d7'' x 5.8'' 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

maybe just don't open those threads...

[–]A1665248" x 6" 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I prefer using the democracy that reddit is based on, meaning you don't like a post or feel it contributes to the sub then downvote it. Odds are if enough people agree they too will downvote and the post is gone but if enough people enjoy the humble brags and they upvote it well hen why should their fun be spoiled because of us? Personally I agree with you and do think it's gotten a little carried away BUT if we start deleting some posts I mean where do we draw the line?

[–]bossbozo7" x 5.25" 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

amen (upvoted)

[–]sg_acct7.5" x 5.5" 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm honestly confused here.

In your fabricated story: "My Big Dick Problem", the guy couldn't even have sex due to incompatibility. Bragging aside, how is that not a problem? Even in instances where the sex is terrible, guys can at least claim "doesn't matter, had sex". This guy can't even do that.

I actually think the bragging does enrich the story in some cases. In your case, it antagonized the story teller, so that what happened to him in the end - while sucky for the guy - seemed like a justified resolution.

[–]enverano 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As long as the stories are true, they're still information. Gather enough anecdotal information and eventually you can see patterns you can use--or you can simply deem them repetitive. Unfortunately anecdotes happen only one at a time. You have to be patient and let them happen.

[–]JCutter3 Standard Deviations Above the Mean. 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

Anyone else see Roger/Davidivus? I'm pretty sure I saw him in here somewhere...

[–]SidewaysGate0.000946969697 furlongs 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

ssssh cut that shit out he's like beetlejuice

[–]TheEnlightenedDick9"x7" 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd be pretty impressed if Roger was still lurking about... that'd be one hell of a devoted troll.

[–]JCutter3 Standard Deviations Above the Mean. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dunno man, I'd be surprised if there were so many people with a similar deductive/socratic in method of trolling I keep seeing with some of these pseudonyms. Some people have a permanent hardon no matter how big or small (ha!) the specific topic that gets their interest.

[–]JohnAMcdonaldEdit flair @ top of sidebar[M] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That one user has been banned more times then anybody else, but I haven't seen him around recently.

[–]DiamondDays19cmx14.5cm 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I joined two years ago and the sub has always been humorous and accepted the fact that while the name is problems it is actually a lot about how great it is to have a big dick. So how about no? I'm proud about my junk.

[–]Majsharan9" x 6" 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I tried to type this with my computer in my lap but my bulge made it so I couldn't reach the keyboard, since it was above my head, is that normal?

[–]Just4TehLulz[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

But your sexy female friend came over and took care of that bulge for you, right?

[–]obvthroway1 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Being a member of this sub is a humblebrag. How many of us do you think are really looking for a "support group"?

[–]bossbozo7" x 5.25" 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

The reason I am a member is that I used to have two problems that got solved, those being condoms and hurtful sex, both got solved, now I'd like to share my solutions to other members.

[–]RAWR-Chomp8" x 5" 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"The internet needs more rules".... no

[–]jalabi99 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's no universal measure of what a humblebrag truly is. Too many people in this subreddit complaining about humblebrags are just jealous pricks, using that as an excuse.

Whatever happened to the idea of "as long as they're not violating the sub's rules, or as long as they're not being a dick about it, if you don't like a thread, just ignore it"? Continuously whining about humblebrags is bloody annoying. In fact, that is more annoying than any amount of humblebragging could ever be.

Live and let live, for Pete's sake.

[–]stalcode7" x 4.75" to 5" 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

That example wasn't humble at all...

[–]Just4TehLulz[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Neither are 90% of the humble brags in question

[–]stalcode7" x 4.75" to 5" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then why call them humble?

[–]Antinaxtos9" x 6" 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

"monster condoms for my magnum dong"

did you ummm... shouldn't it be... fuck it, this sounds even more hilarious :P

[–]bossbozo7" x 5.25" 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

"monster condoms for my magnum dong"

is a quote from some movie

[–]Doc345 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that movie? Lethal Weapon 6

[–]bigdickaltaccount10.5"x6.75" 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is someone gonna tell him that magnums aren't that big?

[–]DBP_2110.2" x 6" 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree. We can have both, but more threads about actual problems .

[–]Hatefullynch9" x 6.5" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I'm the mod of that sub, I don't know how to check

[–]HungInHawaii 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm in the top .01% of size AND length and never had toilet problems. Maybe cause I'm a grower and I live in the US. We have big ass toilets. When I was in the UK I had a hard time using urinals-why are they so high?? I'm 6'1" lol

[–]SidewaysGate0.000946969697 furlongs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's absolutely because you're a grower and live in the US.

[–]bossbozo7" x 5.25" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we are to ban humor there will be nothing left but repeat posts, then someone will have the fantastic idea of banning repeat posts, next thing the sub should be shut down. Seriously there are not that many problems associated with owning a big dick, say, condoms, painful sex, teeth scrape, bulge, and uncomfortable underwear should pretty much cover it.

[–]X_E_N 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, so this smokin' hot babe saw my fat fucking dong and she decided she wanted to fuck me like an animal. After I got my monster condoms for my magnum dong, I was ready to pound her to death

I must be the minority then but I really laughed reading that and personally seen this type of post countless times. However, I too think it should he allowed if nothing else but for the laughs.

[–]jon9097.5" x 6" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is really no reason for this sub except to brag to some extent

[–]heyitsjazzyBig Enough -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

If you're 8in and over, supposedly you're 1% of the population. There's over 29mil subscribers on this sub.. Things don't add up and no doubt there's fake "I wanna increase my ego today" posts.

[–]TheEnlightenedDick9"x7" 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

29,000 people; it's a joke about inflating numberz.

[–]bdp_math 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I used to be shocked by the # of subscribers as well. I have thought about it, and the math actually doesn't seem that off.

This is a big dick problems sub, and not a 8in and above sub.

There are close to 200 million unique redditors. If you consider top 20% of them to be "big", you'd have close to 40 million guys with big dicks (yes, I'm assuming vast majority of the people on reddit are guys)..

Besides, even average or below average-sized penises encounter troubles associated with bigger penises as well.

[–]Brightt7" x 5.5" 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's actually 29,000 subscribers. You'll notice that there is never an increment in the last 3 zeroes.

It's a joke about inflating numbers.

[–]SidewaysGate0.000946969697 furlongs[M] 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

correct.

[–]theosi999 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (56子コメント)

Not to mention what all those posts are doing to the confidences of the smaller guys reading here. I'm suicidal because of these posts and especially the "all girls have told me size matters" and the "girls always tell me how sex is much worse with smaller guys" posts. Good luck ever having the confidence to drop your pants in front of a girl not to mention getting a fucking erection after reading some of the shit you guys post here.

Everyone already knows having a big dick is better than the opposite. Just as being hot is better than being ugly. Hot people don't go into forums about their problems and write obvious shit that everyone already knows that makes the ugly lurkers feel like shit. Lurkers who are trying to increase their life-long bad confidence by reading that the people who "win in life" have problems as well. But no, of course these people have to write shit that makes those who have it worse feel even more like shit in this place as well. In a place that's supposed to be about the fucking problems.

Please guys, PLEASE just stick to talking about the problems. Certain kinds of humblebragging are ok, but the posts that are obviously not fun for smaller guys to read needs to stop. You guys don't realize how badly some of that shit affects our confidence. In my case it's too late already, but many lives can still be saved. I know you guys want all girls for yourselves and don't want more guys competing for them but really it's not worth it.

[–]jk018.5" x 6" 8ポイント9ポイント  (43子コメント)

I mean, not intending to be an asshole but it's gonna sound like it, if it bothers you so much just don't read it?

[–]theosi999 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (40子コメント)

I mean imagine a sub called whitepeoplePROBLEMS with posts like "all girls tell me they would much rather date a white guy than a black one, i dont know why some say skin color doesn't matter when it obviously does". Change white to big cock and black to small cock and skin color to penis size and you have a lot of those posts here, upvoted and shit. That would never happen in another first world problems sub i don't get why it's allowed here.

[–]Andre11x 6ポイント7ポイント  (18子コメント)

But you didn't answer the question. Why read it? I've been to plenty of subreddits with content I've found very disconcerting. I simply leave and don't go back. There are always going to be people with differing opinions or views on matters. It doesn't mean they are right and reading posts from them about it will only reinforce their beliefs in your mind. I sincerely wish you the best, and please don't define yourself by your dick size that's just stupid. You think you are the first guy to have a small dick? You're not. There is someone out there for everyone, now go find your tiny vagina'd dream girl and keep your head up!

[–]theosi999 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (17子コメント)

I'm not sure what you mean with "why read it"? How am I supposed to know which threads might include "small dicks are worthless" stuff or not? Of course I don't read the ones where the thread title reveals that there will be a lot of small-dick hate, but you can find this kind of shit in any thread, it's kinda impossible to know, except for the ones with obvious thread titles.

Or do you mean that I should notice the first time that this place is full of that kind of stuff and not come here anymore? How does that help? Reading it once is enough. As I said, I can't unread stuff.

I'm not defining myself by the size of my dick, it's the other guys here that are doing it and that's what bothers me.

[–]Andre11x 6ポイント7ポイント  (15子コメント)

Jesus man, yes I mean don't come here anymore. You clearly have issues with your penis size so why would you be subbed to a place where all we talk about is big dicks? Seems pretty counter intuitive. Yeah maybe the things you've read will stay with you but over time you will stop thinking about it. Out of sight out of mind right? Think of it this way, if you caught your SO in the act of cheating on you and you ended it would you continue to seek her out to watch her with her new partner even though you know how much it would hurt you or would you put it out of your mind and move on? Extreme example I know, but I'm just trying to show you that you are exposing yourself unessesarily to something that clearly upsets you. Move on, this is something you cannot change so why dwell on it?

[–]theosi999 -1ポイント0ポイント  (14子コメント)

I won't come here anymore but for the 100th time it's too late I can't unread stuff.

Not coming here isn't enough, I want to stop the shit so other small guys don't have to get their confidences ruined. Jesus just stop making small guys feel bad I don't think that's asking for too much. Fucking humblebrag about your SO complimenting you if you have to or whatever but stop writing the stuff that obviously makes smaller guys lose hope, even if it's "the truth" or whatever, just stop.. as I said white people don't write about how most don't want to date blacks in their whitepeopleproblems sub either even if it's "the truth" or whatever

[–]Andre11x 3ポイント4ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'm positive there are subreddits that have those exact things written about race issues. The question is why in God's name would you take a bunch of strangers on the internet's word for it? Just because it's touted by a (small) community of people anonymously on the internet as truth does not make it so. Like I said, I believe there is someone out there for everyone, most likely multiple someones. I hope you are relatively young because you seem to have a very short sighted outlook on things. There is always going to be something in this world that will hurt you or make you feel less than. The only thing you can do it put it out of your mind and try to better yourself in other ways. Positivity goes a long way my friend you should try it. I wish you only the best.

[–]theosi999 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (12子コメント)

Exactly there are always going to be these kind of people. But calling them out is not wrong and should be encouraged right? How do you think this shit will ever end if people never call them out?

You have good points otherwise I don't get why you're defending these idiots "right" to make small dicked men feel more hopeless than they already do. These fucking posts are helping no one and even if it's "free speech" or whatever it's not wrong to call them out on their shit.

[–]Andre11x 4ポイント5ポイント  (11子コメント)

People are going to think what they will and its not really on you to change thier minds. On top of that I see very little if any of people on this sub berating or making others feel bad for not being well endowed. After all the sub is called big dick problems not like, big dick master race or some shit. Unfortunately I think a lot of the negativity you perceive is coming from your own insecurities and I don't mean that in an insulting way at all. It would be the same as someone who was exposed to racism reacting negatively when someone called them "boy" even if it wasn't meant with any ill will. Your past experiences shape your perception. That's how our brains work, the key is to try to open your mind and see things from as many points of view as possible. I don't think the people on this sub intentionally belittle others, this isn't r/fatpeoplehate after all.

[–]sg_acct7.5" x 5.5" 2ポイント3ポイント  (20子コメント)

There does definitely seem to be a double standard when it comes to race. The media and the public, while enthusiastic in promoting the "bigger is better" gospel, seem to be up in arms any time someone even hints at things like: "the average intelligence of one race is not the same as that of another"

[–]theosi999 3ポイント4ポイント  (18子コメント)

Race, hotness, fucking every first world problem you can think of except big cocks. Then it's totally OK to give shit to those who weren't born with the privilege, and you can't even call people out on it, then you get even more shit from users like /u/KoNP. It's so fucked up.

[–]sg_acct7.5" x 5.5" -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, I agree it is pretty fucked up. It's probably so fucked up because people haven't been called out on it. Very few people would do so - because then they would be teased about having a small penis.

And the double standard is appalling:

A girl who wants her right to privacy protected is the same girl who's blabbing about the penis size of her partners.

A guy who wants equal opportunities for minorities is the same guy who's making small dick jokes about Asians.

A girl who cries indignation about guys' obsession with boobs is the same girl who has a similar obsession with penis size.

[–]theosi999 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah exactly, and now I call them out on it and I'm not surprised the idiots are offended, but what's even worse is that even the "good guys" here defend those who make comments that make smaller men feel like shit, and try to tell me that I'm the one who has a problem and to stop coming here, instead of telling the idiots to just stop making others feel like shit.

[–]sg_acct7.5" x 5.5" 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yah. Welp, I think there are a couple things at play: 1. some people are just terrible; 2. even the "good" people lose their manners with anonymity in the internet.

Because of those reasons, I've come to accept that it will be impossible to regulate the internet - the "idiots" will prevail through the sheer strength of their numbers alone.

I have rarely been successful in changing a person's opinion in real life - let alone the internet. So I now accept people for what they are - even if I find it terrible.

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          [–]KoNP~12 fluid ounces (21.65 cubic inches) 0ポイント1ポイント  (10子コメント)

          Not joking. Also, you're the one who said you wanted to kill yourself. The only reason you'd find my agreement with the sentiment offensive enough to question is if, as I predicted, you're just concern trolling for shits and giggles.

          [–]piratesarrrawesome7" x 5.25" Goldicock size apparently 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

          When you are dealing with a certain insecurity or problem, sometimes the worst thing you can do is go on the internet and message boards and wallow in it. Personal example. I am diagnosed Bipolar Disorder. I NEVER go on message boards and read about it. I did at one point, and it was just unhealthy for me, and made me dwell on my symptoms. The best thing you can do is dive into fixing the problem (or developing coping strategies) instead of wasting time reading about it and wallowing in misery.

          We all have insecurities. There are virgins on this reddit who have a big dick that they don't know how to use yet, or don't feel at all comfortable approaching girls. I felt terrible after looking at the /r/ladybonersgw reddit.

          I think you should go out seeking information and follow reddits that play to your strengths or interests.

          [–]theosi999 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Good post but it's too late for me I can't unread stuff. Of course the big dick virgins need advice to increase their confidence, but it's the "hey dude every girl loves big cocks don't believe those who say otherwise they've told me they just don't want to hurt the smaller guys, you'll be good" -humblebrag advice that I'm against. You can give normal fucking advice without ruining the lives of the smaller lurkers.

          [–]KoNP~12 fluid ounces (21.65 cubic inches) 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

          Catering to your fee-fees isn't our responsibility. Your problems are your own to take care of. Get a therapist, don't blame us for your issues.

          [–]starpeak 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          /u/KoNP is right. I really hope that people are not taking medical advice and therapy from the internet. Seek a professional and talk with your loved ones.

          [–]theosi999 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (7子コメント)

          No need, I'm offing myself next month. (Just joking, maybe, no need to trace me)

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            [–]iAmHidingHere 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Eh, from what I've heard, from people who actually work with mental health, most people commit suicide because they believe that nobody cares about them. Saying they are right does in no way help them.

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              [–]iAmHidingHere 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's fine, but there's no point in telling someone that you don't care about them. If you don't care, ignore them.

              And I've also met this kind before, and they did end up killing themselves, so don't think you know what everybody is like.

              [–]theosi999 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

              This is reddit, how could someone stop me? Serial rapists have come forward here and no one has traced them?

              [–]GadflyIII8x6 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Agree completely