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[–]TheNaughtyMonkey 18ポイント19ポイント  (7子コメント)

Based on my very limited sample of 5, IT engineers from Germany who visit Texas love: BBQ and going to the gun range.

Oh, and Europe? Even though they had never shot before, they were actually not bad.

[–]10greenbottles 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

To be fair, we've spent so much of the last 300 years shooting our fellow Europeans, we've gotten pretty good at it.

[–]Nosrac88 8ポイント9ポイント  (4子コメント)

*we have spent forever shooting at our fellow Europeans.

[–]jedi_timelord 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Guns have been around forever.

[–]3inthebrowning 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

You shoot bow and arrow which has been around for a long long time

[–]Nosrac88 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And before that shooting rocks out of slings.

[–]Kogster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was once was an European. Then came another one. They declared war and started throwing rocks at each other.

[–]NorthtoYukon 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just be Careful of the old german who can shoot well

[–]Rbell613 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Did you know in the state of California you can shoot a man if he enters your house without permission?"

[–]LeSTEMLibertarian 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

California isn't a duty to retreat state?

[–]RevBlackRage 82ポイント83ポイント  (54子コメント)

In Texas, You can shoot a man, if he is on your property with out permission. In California however, you have a duty to retreat. Or render oral sex, because California is a pussy state.

[–]xxpussyslayer98 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Darn tootin

[–]SilentLettersSuck 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

DON'T MAKE ME STAND MY GROUND ALL OVER YOUR SHIT, CALIFORNIA! FLORIDA WILL FUCK YOU UP.

[–]So-Cal-Mountain-Man 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I live in a small town in the mountains of California, we almost to the house are armed. We really do not have human predators, but have mountain lions and the such. The good thing about everyone being armed is no one locks up their doors or cars, though we only have 1500 souls in the town.

[–]rschrauf 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn straight it's true!

[–]oh_mi_scusi 19ポイント20ポイント  (8子コメント)

Is it true? - Australia.

[–]82kets 54ポイント55ポイント  (7子コメント)

In Texas every person you meet has shot at least fourteen people for stepping on their property.

[–]nick16961 41ポイント42ポイント  (5子コメント)

Overpopulation does not exist in Texas, thanks to those patriots.

[–]miraistreak 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Austin would like a word

[–]ISISFieldAgent 41ポイント42ポイント  (0子コメント)

All the hipsters converged there because liberals living in Texas is ironic.

[–]wardamn95 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Opaque, there is your word

[–]mainvolume 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: people from california getting sand in their vagina

[–]majinbuh 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would be the first thing I would ask - am German

[–]julianlau 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm. This is what Germans would do in Texas

Source: Am German, would do that.