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[–]kefka296 1248ポイント1249ポイント  (2子コメント)

the girls on okcupid will be hearing this line for months

[–]lithiun 24ポイント25ポイント  (1子コメント)

Awww chucks and I was just about to use this one.

[–]ToastedSoup 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shucks* I meant shucks

[–]KuddlyDragon 186ポイント187ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ah, sims dating

joke

joke

joke

flirt

flirt

flirt

woohoo

[–]jimboknows6916 1887ポイント1888ポイント  (42子コメント)

This guy is no rookie.

[–]Angelov95 631ポイント632ポイント  (37子コメント)

He fucks!

[–]chalaila 498ポイント499ポイント  (28子コメント)

This guy fucks!

edit: added the source gif

[–]BAmaximus 107ポイント108ポイント  (5子コメント)

HOW CAN HE FUCK?

[–]fancy_pantser 61ポイント62ポイント  (6子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/Pz2kmRP.gif

[–]IByrdl 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

It really bothers me that there isn't a comma after fuck. I even told /u/hero0fwar and he just said 'meh'.

[–]hero0fwar 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah man, I am not going to go back and remake it, enjoy what you got or make it yourself my man

[–]IByrdl 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I didn't know you had to remake it just to change the text. I have no knowledge in gif making, please continue your amazing work!

[–]hero0fwar 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a pain going back unless you've saved the project, I only save very complex gifs. Otherwise I'd have a folder of over 1,000+ save files

[–]hero0fwar 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

No clue why that would be downvoted... I make a lot of gifs... Ends up with massive amounts of save files... /r/hero0fwar

[–]CitizenPremier 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the joke dude, he means to say "I've been known to fuck, myself" but it comes out as "I've been known to fuck myself."

[–]iPreemo 31ポイント32ポイント  (3子コメント)

Greatest show alive

[–]CaptainObvious_1 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

This guy fucks man

[–]heybbuwantsumfuk 46ポイント47ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/L4jjxN2.jpg

[–]CowboyBoats 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's this from?

[–]AlterBridgeFan 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is that Gabe from The Office?

[–]theyoungthaddeus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's been known to fuck

[–]ThisFckinGuy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do the same things as that guy!!!

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    [–]JDL523 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He /u/fuckswithducks

    [–]beaterjim 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He Fucks!

    [–]Nilta 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

    PROSTITUTES HATE HIM, FIND OUT WHY

    [–]SnallTrippin 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ...well, he did know what that drug was for..

    [–]Meekins 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He ducks!

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      [–]SkinBintin 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Probably is a rookie. Kiksters without a pic tend to be a nightmare on the eyes.

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        [–]Flatline_hun 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Smooth as sandpaper

        [–]EnemySoil 393ポイント394ポイント  (15子コメント)

        He asks for a pic of tots* but sends her one.....right.

        [–]here_to_stay_ 145ポイント146ポイント  (7子コメント)

        Totally unbelievable. 2/10 would not bang.

        [–]UsedAnalBead 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Maybe hers were crispier. Some of us enjoy tots of all variations

        [–]vvzup 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        as clarification.

        [–]GetsGold 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

        He said he was a fan of tots. That explains why he had pics already.

        Edit: "tots * I love tater tots". Direct quote from the screenshot.

        [–]time_for_butt_stuff 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yup. Obviously he collects hot pics of tots

        [–]jonathanc3 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        to compare

        [–]Reddithorn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Just let us believe

        [–]Gw_fp 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

        /r/thathappened

        [–]The_Berry 334ポイント335ポイント  (24子コメント)

        This is the moment in the conversation where OP realized that he had a micropenis.

        [–]here_to_stay_ 105ポイント106ポイント  (7子コメント)

        Luckily she didn't specify that he pic had to be his dick.

        [–]Rawriamjohn 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

        Had?

        [–]Blackyy 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

        he had a baby duck?

        [–]The_Berry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Haha yes. Then he knew that he had that pussy on lock

        [–]Leporad 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Hits close to home :(

        [–]AquaAvenger 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

        ...I have you tagged as female slutty nurse

        ...now I'm just confused

        [–]Leporad 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

        A lot of people have tagged me as "small dick" from my second highest comment.

        Do you browse /r/adviceanimals?

        [–]moobilygoobily 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I have him tagged as "Armpit Boobs."

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          [–]iamaneviltaco 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          *rick. She actually wanted a pic of Andrew Lincoln.

          [–]HeroicHeist 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

          It was at this moment that yellodello knew, he fucked up.

          [–]kelustu 109ポイント110ポイント  (24子コメント)

          God she's boring.

          [–]hemsae 139ポイント140ポイント  (14子コメント)

          Far too often in the world of online dating, women don't have to be interesting. They just have to be female.

          [–]kelustu 24ポイント25ポイント  (13子コメント)

          Yep. Real life, too. Most women that know they're attractive are mind numbingly boring.

          [–]ezralius 17ポイント18ポイント  (6子コメント)

          Not all

          [–]Rocketbird 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Especially ezralius.

          [–]ezralius 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          i'm the prettiest, most interesting girl on the planet

          [–]Patrichh 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

          Not even most. To alot of people being attractive and being interesting are more or less the same thing. A pretty face won't get you far without the social skills to go with it.

          [–]ezralius 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

          i think that person meant attractive as in good looking. either way, in my experience, most pretty girls that know they're pretty aren't boring

          [–]neutron1 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Any other buttfrustrated boys hate women? DAE this?

          [–]kelustu 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Nope. I just go for the 7/10 girls that have a personality, instead of the 9/10 ones that can't hold a conversation.

          Edit, and no that doesn't mean ALL 9-10/10 girls have no personality. Some do. I'm generalizing. I know Reddit hates generalizations, but guess what? They're useful when talking...generally.

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            [–]Hax_ 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

            Hahaha good one

            [–]Vilokthoria 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

            Or simply not interested.

            [–]kelustu 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

            Then say you're not interested? Or stop responding?

            [–]FoxdieMercury 26ポイント27ポイント  (2子コメント)

            Why did the can crusher quit his job?

            I'M NOT INTERESTED

            [–]Cantfindafuckinusern 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

            I find most people on online chatrooms / dating sites are very boring and expect you to basically have a one sided conversation with yourself or ask question after question after question and only getting one word responses the entire time. Its incredibly frustrating and I don't understand why they are wasting their time there.

            [–]fukitol- 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

            They're talking with multiple people, just not so much with you.

            [–]AdrenolineLove 202ポイント203ポイント  (12子コメント)

            "I changed my mind I want a dick pic"

            -No girl ever

            [–]Clamper_Dan 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

            That the thing, it's not a girl. It's a 52 year old man in a basement. OP is about to learn a lesson in life.

            [–]sandypantsx12 31ポイント32ポイント  (7子コメント)

            I dunno, I love corny jokes. Completely serious.

            [–]songforthesoil 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

            I exchange nudes with my guy all the time. Have from pretty early on. We live 2 hours apart though, so maybe it just helps us connect when we can't see each other for a while. But I swear, there are women who get turned on by dic pics, and will even be the one to ask.

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              [–]titshansen 218ポイント219ポイント  (16子コメント)

              Like that would ever actually happen lol

              [–]Crowbarmagic 138ポイント139ポイント  (3子コメント)

              I want to believe.

              Most of all I like to think he did send a dick pic, and then she's like "no, I meant a pic of a dock. damn autocorrect".

              [–]jake122212121 21ポイント22ポイント  (2子コメント)

              But she said she changed her mind which means she had to have meant dick

              [–]thefakegamble 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Unless she was after that sweet, sweet dock all along

              [–]Crowbarmagic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Shhh

              [–]hegemonistic 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

              7 billion people in this world, dog. That makes at least 100 girls on this planet, and at least one of those girls is attracted to penis and likes to see the penises of guys that make her laugh.

              [–]claireballoon 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

              Rules 1 and 2

              [–]AnusDefiler 13ポイント14ポイント  (5子コメント)

              More like rules 3 and 4. Find someone unattractive. Don't be more unattractive than them. Look at the picture...this is a hookup app and she is using a picture of colorful ducks?

              [–]PlopKitties 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

              Those are peeps, the marshmallow bird things they sell around easter.

              [–]AnusDefiler 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

              I take that back. She must be attractive, because I'd eat her out all day.

              [–]karmaon420 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              That's quite a commitment.

              [–]joecamo 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Rule 34?

              [–]AnusDefiler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

              oh...now it all makes sense. rules 1 and 2 are actually just rules 3 and 4 just cut in half. I get it nooooow

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                [–]legomanz80 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                You know what really gets me going? Puns.

                [–]fighter5091 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I want none unless you got puns, hun.

                [–]penguininaband 140ポイント141ポイント  (14子コメント)

                Smooth as butter.

                [–]twinbloodtalons 152ポイント153ポイント  (7子コメント)

                Slick as diarrhea

                [–]Username_IV 16ポイント17ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Yeah. He's on a roll.

                [–]Justwantsomelove25 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Its not hard to be smooth in texts. You have all the time in the word to respond. Figure of speech, but basically you do.

                [–]SweetSlowKiss 45ポイント46ポイント  (0子コメント)

                http://i.imgur.com/woEmRDa.gif

                [–]Hotshot2k4 755ポイント756ポイント  (60子コメント)

                /r/thatHappened

                [–]m1m 379ポイント380ポイント  (18子コメント)

                dude, chill. this definitely happened. this is my second cousin's 3rd best friend who lives in canada.

                [–]Szteto_Anztian 79ポイント80ポイント  (16子コメント)

                Can confirm. Am a second cousin, someones 3rd best friend, and I live in Canada.

                [–]thinkpadius 35ポイント36ポイント  (11子コメント)

                I'm watching the women's world cup football on tv, which is hosted in Canada right now. can confirm.

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                  [–]stemgang 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  All urban legends originate with a FoaF: the mythical "friend of a friend."

                  [–]JViz 148ポイント149ポイント  (8子コメント)

                  /r/IdontCareIfThatHappened

                  [–]EXV 19ポイント20ポイント  (5子コメント)

                  No it didn't because no one was applauding at the end.

                  [–]coolguyme 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                  her parents transferred $100 to his bank account

                  [–]KingSiLLyMaN 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  $100%*

                  [–]KendasKerman 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  And her name? Alberta Einstein.

                  [–]theyoungthaddeus 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  And his name? Jesus Christ.

                  [–]KendasKerman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  I ship Jesus x Einstein.

                  [–]Cjdx 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  as someone who uses kik/fling, can confirm this is actually very plausible. most girls are down for trading pics but you need to warm them up first by being nice/funny or just straight up extremely attractive.

                  [–]robeph 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  You're being down voted by people who can't figure out rule 1 and 2

                  [–]FirstWaveMasculinist 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  wow congratulations you don't believe a joke you read on the internet do you want a trophy??

                  [–]u-void 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  You just saw picture proof!

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                    [–]GimpsterMcgee 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I forgot this was unexpected for a minute there and that ending got me by surprise

                    [–]Caminsky 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Why am I picturing one guy with two phones?

                    [–]Iprobablyjustlied 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Definitely /u/fuckswithducks

                    [–]wipeyournose 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You need to learn what a pun is

                    [–]JohnoTheFoolish 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    That was so telegraphed that Samuel Morse is jealous.

                    [–]mcdinkleberry 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Send her a picture of Richard Dawkins.

                    Dick pic.

                    Edit: Dick as in Richard. Not as in he's a dick. He's cool.

                    [–]CarlofTime 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I sent a girl a picture of Dick Cheney once. 10/10 would do it again

                    [–]BLUFALCON78 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    /r/thathappened

                    [–]_with_that_attitude_ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    There's foreplay, and then there's wordplay.

                    [–]SpaceTire 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I hope he sent her another duck pic and assumed her autocorrect changed it to dick.

                    [–]rmharris713 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Has r/thathappened been banned yet?

                    [–]batchyau 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    mandatory /r/thathappened link

                    [–]Gratlofatic 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    So fucking cringe

                    [–]diesel2012 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    That was incredible

                    [–]Vexal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The only unexpected part of this post is that something so shitty made it to the front page. Not to mention this guy is just copying and pasting this "line" to girls. He doesn't have to put any thought into tailoring his messages to the girl he's reaching out to. There's no effort to it. This is no better than spam penis messages.

                    [–]Lanhdanan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The convo ended just as it was getting good!

                    [–]bionix90 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Teach me, master.

                    [–]SUPERSHEA117 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    God dammit Barb!

                    [–]Forer0 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Baby come my way

                    [–]Tatertots1911 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    you cheating bastard! you even told that ho you loved me!

                    [–]GrimMind -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    She wanted yet another laugh.

                    [–][deleted] 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    where is your dick pic then, microcock?

                    [–]game004 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Seen too many micropenises today

                    [–]THeRUSH12 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Pun it til you won it

                    [–]IAMBIGGNIFE 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Grats

                    [–]Ilikekittensyay 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    this is the fakest thing ive ever seen

                    [–]fishbiscuit13 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Hahaha good one

                    [–]neutron1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    le epic may may man

                    [–]FantastikMrFox 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Good 1

                    [–]CucumberGod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Why is this in r/unexpected

                    [–]DoctorBagels 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    The offer has expired, bitch.

                    [–]TacoRalf 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    This looks so legit

                    [–]KING_0F_REDDIT 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    that happened.

                    [–]RompeChocha 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    O

                    [–]apacher -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    fucking sluts just love the d

                    [–]Murphytate 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I want that duck pic, fucking not hilarious

                    [–]aceshighsays 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    You seem kinda cool, yeah show me your dick. Am I too old to get this? I'm 30.

                    [–]Some18mysandwich 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Ooh, wise one, teach me your ways...

                    [–]bergal111 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Yes

                    [–]zackoncrack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    this is fucking hilarious hahaha

                    [–]heya_corknut 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    As with any successful routine, how many times does he put it on until he feels dead inside.

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