An oldie but a a goodie.  This Kunt hounded my early posts, desperate for validation and attention.  I approved one of his “I’m gonna get you” posts and that just encouraged him to go the fuck off.  I think he sent in something like ten komments in a couple of days, each more disturbing than the next.

And since I just don’t have the time or energy to put up my “Jakkob’s Ladder” post yet, I’ll take the lazy man’s shortcut (Samsung calls it “Benchmarking”) and copy-paste some old shit out of the comments section.

Original reply to “Man’s Best Friend“:

LJ (Little Johnson?) wrote:

But when you komment on a WordPress Site, you leave your IP open.  Many of us (smarter than Little Johnson) use proxies or IP masks or VPNs, so what I get back is garbage, but not Little Johnson.  So I had a go:

Do you know what a “Bagel Girl” is? It is a Klown slang term for a girl who has a woman’s body (tits and pubes I’m guessing) but the face of a child.  This is the most desired version of the female form in this deeply fucked, unredeemable social shithole.  You see, the Klown men want to feel as though they are fucking a child without the whole business of actually fucking a child – although truth be told they do plenty of that.  Korean men are South-east Asia’s largest customer group for underage sex apparently.  Beating out (pun intended) countries with far larger populations, the per capita rate of pedophilia seems unreasonably high for Asia’s Gallbladder.  There are some, like the recent missed-opportunity-for-an-abortion ajosshi, who just go ahead and and rape an infant, thus murdering the baby.  At least that fuck got arrested, where he will no doubt serve a year or two (if not just immediately released) and then be loosed back on the vomit-strew playgrounds of Klown.  Or the “sponsor” of a 14-year-old (real world age 12) runaway who exchanged housing and food for the right to violate a fucking child… and got away with it because, fuck it, he drove an Equus. In schools, teachers can fuck underage students basically at will since not a fucking thing will happen to them.  There are so many sex criminals working as teachers in the Klown education system they could fill an airplane… an airplane which should then be driven straight into the middle of an ocean.

In Klown – a place where all human decency, altruism and sense of community has not only long since died, but has been exhumed, violated anally and then covered in a coating of phlegm, vomit and urine before being unceremoniously tossed in a roadside ditch – it is the mission of the ajosshi ruling class to defecate on and destroy every last vestige of innocence and purity.  And what better way than to sexualize minors and then make the actual act of sexual violation of said minors a sort of decriminalized “vice”. Fuck this place.  It makes me feel physically revulsed. I’m not even going to bother linking the news articles for this post.  You go ahead and Google it.  I’m so fucking sick of this kuntry and it’s fucked up, brain dead, head-in-the-sand, shallow, soulless, utterly selfish, myopic, sado-masochistic abusive bullshit that I don’t feel like re-reading these headlines, let alone the stories, that make me sick to my stomach. But hey, nothing more evil than Quincy Black or Vadim Scott or whomever the evil westerner fucking the jailbait is.  Fuck those guys, by the way.

For all you readers out there:  do you feel like you want to fuck a child?  do you feel like that elementary school girl is “giving you the look”?  do you think those middle school girl hiking up their skirts “want it”? Do me and the rest of the species a giant Klownisms favor, okay?  I want you to head over to the kitchen, grab the biggest, sharpest knife you can find and open up your jugular with it.  It’ll only hurt for half a second, and the rest will come very swiftly, trust me.  The amount of Klown-like pain and suffering you will spare the human race will be worth it.  Don’t be a Klown.  Off yourself. But pedo pieces of shit don’t off themselves often enough, do they?  Instead, they move to Klown.  Why?  Because from what anyone with a brain can tell, pedo behavior is not just decriminalized here, it’s wholesale fucking encouraged.  By the entire pop culture.  Where else in the first world can one go where the statutory rape spirit of “Hit Me Baby One More Time” is institutionalized to the point of inhabiting every screen on every channel? Look at this fucking waste of DNA.  She’s an internet “star” here in Klown.  Her videos for some reason pop up on my Facebook feed in the form of advertising.  Her schtick is to act like a 4 year old while flaunting her surgically-enhanced chest like a street corner whore looking for some crack money. This is sexy in Korea.  A woman acting like a toddler, holding a Pororo microphone and wearing an Elmo hat.  Oh, and from the neck down a Hooters waitress. Now as much as I am not a fan of Iggy Azalea and Nikki Minaj and Beyonce, at fucking least they look like women, not children.  If a woman wants to sell her sex, be it on screen or on a motel bed, I can tolerate that, just as long as she is a woman, a cognitively and emotionally responsible grown-ass woman – not a fucking child. This is some meaningless, interchangeable girls’ group apparently called “Girl’s Day”, which on the surface would sound empowering. “Oh hey, we’re Girl’s Day, here to usher in a new dawn of equality!”  But no.  It’s a bunch of ajosshi-3.8-inch-cock guzzling whores who, again, have their lady parts prominently displayed in cheap polyester while their faces say, “Hey!  I’m not just young, I’m a toddler!  Look how sexually desirable my far-past-the-point-of-relatable looks are!  Come on boys!   You know you want to impose your will upon my helpless, stickerbook-weilding ass! Come on girls!  You know you want to be exactly like me – waif-like, moronic and hyper-sexualized!” And yes, these teenagers guzzle ajosshi cock or they don’t get screen time.  We learned as much from the Jang Ja-yeong suicide, as if any reasonable person couldn’t figure it the fuck out in the first place. Honestly, when I was planning to write this piece, I had something more complete in mind.  More links, more pictures, more examples… but as I sat down to actually type it, I realized I didn’t have the desire to go through it all again, not even to spell it all out for you.  The Klown obsession with not only degrading and disempowering women (half the population), but fetishising them at an age where they are so impressionable that such overwhelming social pressures and media messages can’t help but warp the mind is sick.  It symptomatic of a greater population that has so completely abandoned the core ethical principles of modern society that it difficult for me to even include them in the phrase “my fellow man”.

You know who plays in kiddie pools with yellow rubber duckies?  4 year olds.

Yeah.  You wish ajosshi.  Smallest dicks in the world.  Maybe that’s exactly why they sexualize children worse than a Japanese hentai mag.  Maybe it’s all about their needle dicks.  Child-size penises seeking out children?  Once again, just go get that kitchen knife.

You can do a search for “cute k-pop” on YouTube.  What you get is one scene of “playing with stuffed animals” juxtaposed with twerking.   “Making cupcakes with pouty lips” followed by “repeated crotch rubbing”.  “Coloring in my coloring book” next to “Jersey turnpike”.  “Changing my diapers” alongside “riding a sybian”.  It’s fucked up. And it’s on every channel.  And it’s everywhere.  And it gets worse every year.  And it’s marketed directly to pre-teen girls.  And it contains absolutely no positive or empowering messages – it’s all “Oppa! I’ll pout and you’ll treat me badly but I’ll chase you wearing a onesie so you’ll smile at me and give me a lollipop.”  And no, this isn’t some curmudgeonly disparagement of something found everywhere…. this is some sick shit and it goes way beyond the natural tendencies of men to favor youth.

And perhaps I know why.

Women are Korea’s only hope.  The men are so far-gone that it’s useless to try to save them.  They are universally despised – by everyone from Indonesian tourist hotspots to Lufthansa employees to White House staff to one another.  Ajosshis are hated, and hate each other, and hate themselves, which is why they kill themselves so fucking frequently.  Korean women might actually be able to save something from the sinking ship of Klown, but so threatened are ajosshi by women, so deathly afraid that women might actually prove them redundant, that they actively marginalize them on a scale unseen by a world where women have been marginalized for millennia.  The message to young women is clear: “You are worthless as anything but a sexual object, and only then as long as you pretend to be below the age of majority.  You shall have no power.  You shall have no authority.  You shall have no self-respect, let alone the respect of others.  You will take your obedient place in the line-up of the over one million prostitutes we have in Klown.”

I’m not a woman or a raging feminist, but I teach these young girls the industry is targeting.  I see the effect it has on their already beaten and defeated minds and spirits.  It upsets me.. but in Klown, it doesn’t surprise me.

So once again, fuck you Klown.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/four-killed-and-100-injured-in-apartment-fire-north-of-south-korean-capital-9969752.html

Well that didn’t take long.  Day 11 of 2015 and we’re off to the races.

” The fire was started from a car parked on the ground floor, which blocked the entrance to the building and caused difficulties for residents who were attempting to flee”

The National motto should be “Never Learn”

I’m going to tell you something.

Something true, but something taboo.

Something that will (with any luck) make the heads of koreaboo, ajosshi-jizz-guzzling K-pop aficionado fuckbags literally explode.

Not all cultures are equal.

Not all cultures are beautiful.

Not all cultures have value.

Now this isn’t eugenics, because eugenics has to do with race and genetic ethnicity.  What I’m talking about isn’t racial, because aside from a few small physiological tendencies associated with certain genetic subsets, I’m of the mind that we’re all quite capable of species advancement and improvement on a socially-cooperative, mutualistic basis.  Capable, yes, but as that old Nature-nurture chestnut gets more and more clearly resolved, capability doesn’t mean shit without the proper environment.

So I don’t buy into “racial superiority” personally.  I don’t think race is a Darwinistically-favored trait outside of immediate physical survival (i.e. darker skin for intense sunshine in the tropics, shorter arms and legs for heat conservation among Inuit etc), meaning that now that we humans are entirely socially-selected animals – in the sense that we create our own physical environments to a large extent and are therefore not subject to the same natural selection criteria as other animals – race means fuck all.  But culture.

There are most definitely superior cultures.

Now the apologists are already starting to get red in the face… an aneurysm boiling in that vein in the neck… it’s not the bowing versus handshake, or the roundabout versus the 4-way stop or the kimchi versus the edible food… but the deep culture, the framework upon which a regional society is built, that can most assuredly be superior or inferior.

Of course, all cultures have inferior and superior qualities and attributes, but taken as a whole and independent from a human nature baseline, Klown Kulture is inferior.

If the ultimate goal of humanity is to accomplish goals such as: interstellar travel and trans-planetary habitation, instantaneous sharing and expansion of collective knowledge base, zero-pollution energy production, sustainable and safe food production for billions, zero species extinction and the like, Klown Kulture is nothing but an unfortunate vomit puddle along the path to evolution.

For reasons I have already written extensively about (copying and stealing versus innovating, sadistic abuse of others for no measurable gain, refusal to set and enforce logical codes of conduct and boundaries, brainwashing with outdated nationalistic propaganda, inability to self-educate through historical precedent, unwillingness to be self-critical of kulture, biting the hand that feeds, poor sportsmanship, a general coating of putrid filth and rot over every possible surface, self-deluding tendencies, and so on and so on) Klown Kulture is inferior.  Inferior in an evolutionary sense.  With few (if any) positive and useful traits.

I struggle to think of even one aspect of Klown Kulture that I would like to see preserved in the global fabric and passed forth to future generations of humans.  Ummm… uhh… the only things that come to mind are the bald-faced lies that Klowns tell themselves about their cultural values.  Things like “we respect our elders” and “we are the best parents“.  But I honestly can’t think of anything… nothing… nothing that I would want to see kept.

Oh wait!  Maybe… nope.  That’s also bullshit.  I guess there isn’t anything.

When a tradition or aspect of a culture is flawed or counterproductive, the intelligent thing to do is to get rid of it in favor of something that makes sense, not blindly defend it just because it existed yesterday.  Segregation and institutionalized racism (such as apartheid), public beheadings, witch hunts and bloodletting were all traditional aspects of Caucasian culture… but they were terrible, regressive ideas that got tossed out.  Adjustments were made.  Social evolution was achieved.  An example and precedent was set and modeled for others.

Some cultures and “traditions” just need to go.  Western Klown apologists (Kaucasian Klowns), spineless protest-bus ESL teachers and the like just can’t accept that the society immediately surrounding them has no value, because that means accepting that we are in purgatory here, a shitty work camp we may never escape from.  A bad choice.  A plane ticket that should have never been purchased.

I don’t expect those same apologists would, for example, extoll the virtues of traditional Islamic culture on display when a teenage girl is flogged to death for having a boyfriend.  The connection between the “culture” and the action is so clear and uncommon, it’s hard to make the “people do stuff like that all over the world” argument as Koreaboo apologists so often do when it comes to 300 dead kids on a ferry or yet another traffic fatality.  The misogyny on display with “traditional” female genital mutilation in some cultures is an extreme example, but fully in the same vein as the million prostitutes in Klown, the domestic abuse, the workplace inequity etc.  Slavery is “bad culture” but forcing children to study 70+ hours a week in sacrifice of everything else and for no appreciable end result isn’t “cultural” at all?

The reprehensible behavior that is common within a society, whether that be cops shooting black kids (Rambo culture meets fear of a black planet culture) or universal, socially-reinforced hierarchical sadistic abuse (The Human Centipede culture), stems from culture.  Like with Nature-Nurture, there are certain aspects of human nature that are just anti-social, and no society is completely free of murderers, thieves, litterbugs or shout-talkers, but when there is such an overwhelming tendency, such a high per-capita/per-meter rate of observabilty of a certain behavior linked to a certain group of people, it is completely logical and justifiable to link the underlying culture to the resultant behavior.

The apologist taint-lickers who get all indignant when it is suggested that scores of dead people in “accidents” is actually a manifestation of culture in Korea I guaranfuckingtee don’t hesitate for the split second it takes Michael Moore to inhale a honey cruller to pin the obscene numbers of gun-related deaths each year in America to culture.  Why?  Because they aren’t logical or academic, they just like to imagine they are.  They like to imagine their liberal arts degree from the local state college has enlightened them and made them philosophers (and apparently bloggers).  They aren’t.  They’re full of shit; they’re idiots thinking themselves idealists. They avoid the harsh, cold light of realistic reflection like Dracula avoids the dawn.

I’m a realist.  When I see a short, fat, weak, pug-nosed, beady-eyed, asthmatic guy trying hard (and failing) to calculate tax or a tip, I think, “Genetic weak link.  That guy needs to be naturally selected out of the equation.”  Yeah, he’s a human.  Yeah, he’s got parents somewhere that love him.  I don’t hate the guy, unless he’s bothering me or impeding my right to pursue happiness, but he shouldn’t reproduce.  Not PC to say in this world of white-guilt, hold-hands-across-the-globe, the-children-are-all-god’s-creatures…. but true.

When I see Klown and its kulture, I feel precisely the same way.  Sure, its a culture.  Sure, there are some Klowns out there who profess to love it, but it shouldn’t propagate.  Nobody else should need to be indoctrinated into it.  It’s a social weak link.  Not PC to say…but true.

I was shocked, dismayed, heartbroken and crestfallen to learn that I was not being automatically awarded the prestigious “Best K-Blog” title by the Korea Observer’s internationally-renowned K-Blog Awards.  I mean, not even in the top five!  I know I’ve been busy and all but… C’MON!

Wait… waitwaitwait.

What the FUCK?

There’s a fucking K-Blog awards?

I can picture it now.  A room full of sunken-chested, pasty white social rejects from the western world wearing comicbook-themed shirts, rubbing elbows with greasy, fat white chicks who look like they either just crawled out from under a Greenpeace protest bus or from a Forever 21 clearance sale dogpile. Bunch of bloggers jerking themselves off and giving a reach-over to whomever linked back to them.

“Whoa?  You’re ‘SeoulNoodleSucker’?  Man, I love your blog!  Those pictures of kimchi really brought the traditions of this ancient land to light for me.”

“Thank you!  I used a 17mm macro lens with a blue-green filter to really try to bring out the granules of red pepper powder, oh so traditional.  Aum shanti.”

“Did you see ‘MuffinTopEatsKorea’? She’s just keeping it so real with her 24-piece series on temple stay.”

“But I really like…”

It’s only in my head but I want to choke the life out of each one of them, starting with that reprehensible skinny-fat, balding, arrogant fuckwad Adam Carr… choke him with his own neon nunchucks.

You aren’t writers.  You aren’t talented.  You’re desperate to find some validation and relevance in this pathetic ghetto lottery winner kuntry.  You take home your 30 grand a year, in your 30s, and resist the urge to hang yourself from your 4th hand wardrobe with a belt by imagining that, not only is Korean Kulture beautiful and noteworthy (it isn’t), but that people give a motherfuck about your thoughts on it (they don’t).

Best Korean food blog?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Best what?  Roadkill? Tripe?  Compost?  Korean food has one thing going for it, and one thing only, so let me save all you Klown food bloggers a whole lot of screen space:  it contains obscene amounts of a pepper that was only recently introduced to Klown by the Japanese…. and it’s a goddamned good thing too, since that omnipresent pepper brutally assaults and blunt-force-trauma-numbs the taste buds so unforgivingly that someone unfortunate enough to be eating Klown food doesn’t know that they are eating what most countries would literally have in the compost bin or pig slop trough.  That’s it.  Klown food anesthetizes your sense of taste so that you can get it down without gagging.  Want to see something funny?  Watch that Klown show where they send a bunch of brainwashed, bible-thumpy-type Klown fucktards out around the world to forcibly shove bibimbab in the faces of people in places like Europe.  Being polite, in the way one might to the friendly advances of a severely developmentally-delayed child, watch as the Europeans grimace out the kindest smile they can while choking down the foul “weeds and an egg on rice” shit while the Klowns stand around proudly, declaring the world won over.  Makes me want to run them through with a chopstick to the eye.

Want a true take on Korea food and not some self-deluded bullshit about this absolute garbage that passes for sustenance?  Write a journal of food poisonings.  I got food poisoning once in my life before moving to Klown, in Mexico.  I have had it more than a dozen times here, most within my first year when I was still trying to be sensitive and open to new cultural experiences.  What a fucking moron I was.  I’m lucky I didn’t die.  The combination of the severity of the food poisoning, coupled with the incompetence of Klown “doktors”… well, it would have made an interesting blog for sure.  “Hour 14: I’m having hallucinations that a giant duck is eating my intestines.  I have, once again, shat myself in a torrent of hot lava shit in bed while trying to let loose some gas to alleviate the pressure.  I think I might just lie in it and wait for the sweet embrace of death.”

As my French friend, let’s call him Oscar, is fond of reminding people, Klown has not one single Michelin-starred restaurant.  It’s not a “cuisine” you find served at the finest hotels and restaurants world wide.  Why?  Because it’s fucking peasant fare.  Made by peasants, for peasants, with all the grace, subtlety and nuance of a 9-fingered, rheumy, toothless peasant just trying to boil enough shoelaces to survive another hellish day.

The other categories are equally cringe-worthy.  Culture?  You’ve got to be fucking out of your syphilitic mind.  Spit, shout, steal, “sorry”, suicide.  The 5 esses are 90% of what you need to know.  Advice?  I saw one that actually, and I wish I was making this up, “why you should quit your job and move to korea to teach”. Holy fucking shit.  You sadistic, sociopathic motherfucker.  I know misery loves company, but you should be tried for humanitarian crimes, tied to a pole and shot repeatedly.  Music?  Fuck you.  Art?  Seriously?  Fuck you.  Korean “art” is like a high school final project exhibition, only more derivative.

But I get it.  I get it.  We expats have made our bed here.  Some have to try and imagine that bed is an actual mattress rather than a piss-stained cardboard box covering the vomit pile inside a doorway.  If you want to be a “glass is half full” kinda expat, that’s cool.  But it isn’t a full keg, shithead.

Time spent trying to find value, culture and soul in Klown is completely and utterly fucking wasted.  Go get another job. Make more money before these koreaboo kunt illegals taking 20k an hour for privates fuck us all out of a living wage.  That is the sum total of everything this kuntry is actually good for, both in the immediate sense and long term – a work camp.  Your 2.5m a month?  That’s what a MacDonald’s worker makes in Australia.  You’re not a “world adventurer” or “ninja educator” or whatever the fuck else you tell yourself to get you through another night without lighting up a charcoal briquette in your one-room.  You’re making what amounts to minimum wage in the first world, without any of the advantages and niceties that first world civilization affords.

Fucking K-Blog awards.  Jesus.  Might as well have a beauty contest for homeless women, or political campaign training for inmates serving life sentences.  What’s the prize?  Sam Hammington is going to titty-fuck you?

I have had a few good posts in the chamber but haven’t had the time to actually put them together… but this fucking K-blog award taint-licking bullshit just made me work too hard to keep my food down (and not because it was traditional Korean fare) to let it pass.