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submitted by KalibreringPunchable God[M] - stickied post
Just got back home. I deleted all Ellen Pao posts. It took me a while since you guys managed to raid this place while I was asleep. This should answer the questions I get asking why I didn't do anything before.
I put this sub on lockdown because of the massive rage from the FPH community. As I stated in my last post, neither Ellen Pao or the FPH closing is any of my business. If it would have, I wouldn't be posting this. I would also be shadow banned.
Any posts regarding Ellen Pao (that isn't a serious discussion mentioning her) will end in a permanent ban. No questions asked, no "I've learnt my lesson", no nothing. This isn't your new "safehaven" for posting about your disliking of fat people. Neither is it your place to hate on the reddit CEO. It isn't my (yes, I say my since the other two mods are banned) job to clean up your shit.
To the users calling me a hypocrite for removing the posts of Ellen Pao (and other posts breaking rule 5) - it is obvious that you have not read the rules or the, very short, description of this sub. And if you, against all odds, actually read them, you have not grasped the idea. The reason behind the rules is the fact that this isn't your "I hate this person" sub. Never has been and never will be. There's a reason why Bryan Silva and the smug bunny has been in the sidebar. They actually have faces that make you angry.
To the users wanting my picture posted - glhf. Someone actually posted one of the first pictures of myself that I submitted to reddit. It's not like you're making any difference.
I am now going to try and reply to the ton of messages I've gotten that isn't idiocy.
Still keeping this on lockdown until I've sorted things out.
all 79 comments
[–]Zarybs 33 points34 points35 points  (7 children)
What did the other mods get banned for?
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 29 points30 points31 points  (6 children)
Being mods of FPH
[–]Ryuudou -3 points-2 points-1 points  (2 children)
Why is this downvoted? Good job.
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 24 points25 points26 points  (1 child)
Because a bunch of people from FPH are acting like people posted on /r/TumblrInAction.
"Buhuhu, I can't say this. So I'm gonna take it out on someone else :''''("
[–]jumtrum 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
You seem sane about this whole thing.
[–]FuckTwoXandAww [score hidden]  (0 children)
wait, the admins banned them or you did?
cause there's a world of difference between those.
also, since you're doing this alone right now, if you need some help cleaning up comments, i can lend you a hand.
[–]PM_ME_YR_GUNT [score hidden]  (0 children)
Found the fatty
[–]HorizontalBrick comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (0 children)
Do you think any of them will get reinstated after this is all over
nice save btw
[–]TotesMessenger 17 points18 points19 points  (0 children)
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[–]MisterCroyle 64 points65 points66 points  (1 child)
to be fair, she has a pretty punchable face, but the sheer number of posts was ridiculous
[–]crave_mcsteak 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
Her face made me angry, before the fat people drama.
But I guess that's up to a mod to decide who is punchable.
[–]Insanitybeat 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
I like how you structured this.
You aren't taking the "morale high ground," like most moderators of large or recently-inflated subreddits do when they're becoming infected. You're trying to get back to your roots.
I also like how you give very short, concise answers to any counter-arguments about you, especially the hypocrite one, because Reddit seems to love that word, but uses it any chance they get.
I also like how you put a taboo on someone's name, and you push all of the immigrants out of your territory. After all, there are like twenty other places that just sprung up, aren't there?
Also, what time zone do you live in? On the east coast it is 6:00 AM when this would be posted.
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
It's about 1:20 pm here
[–]TidalSky [score hidden]  (0 children)
Thank you.
[–]Roald-Dahling 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
It's like the biggest blob on Agar hit a green spikey thing and exploded into the surrounding smaller blobs. Only that blob was called FPH and no one wants his exploded blobs.
Have fun for the next week x
[–]xFADE48x 18 points19 points20 points  (12 children)
Thank you man
[–]xkcd_transcriber 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Title: Free Speech
Title-text: I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.
Stats: This comic has been referenced 1694 times, representing 2.5139% of referenced xkcds.
[–]tones2013 5 points6 points7 points  (0 children)
Free speech is a law, but it was borne out of liberal ideals. Open discussion and tolerance. (note: tolerance is not synonymous with acceptance)
[–]edlolington comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points  (9 children)
This is an opinion people only say over and over because they see it parroted by other people. The proof is the fact that this XKCD is 2.5% of all cited XKCDs (the 4th highest), despite it being completely off base.
There are people who think reddit censorship is actually a violation of their human right to free speech, and they're completely wrong, I agree. Reddit owns the site, it can make whatever rules it wants.
However, when most people complain about reddit censorship, they're actually just talking about reddit restricting the types of discussion allowed. These people think reddit should be an open platform for any kind of discussion, no matter how nonsensical or offensive. If reddit doesn't agree with this, so be it. But people will complain when the admins do things they perceive to be against the spirit of the site.
And yes I know FPH was banned for supposed harassment (they posted publicly available photos of imgur admins and some users may have sent them offensive or threatening messages). Except the fact that the ensuing FPH-related subs being banned proves that the intent was really to get rid of FPH, not stop harassment because the people in these new subs were not the people who caused trouble with imgur.
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 5 points6 points7 points  (6 children)
I see his post pointed towards me and my actions & decisions since I'm banning the FPH babies who posts Pao.
[–]edlolington 7 points8 points9 points  (0 children)
Of course, but it's the same concept. Nobody would argue you don't have the right to delete or ban whatever you want in your subreddit, but if people start complaining about censorship (as they very well might, or maybe already have?) just know their real complaint is that you're removing something they wouldn't want to be removed.
Really, people were using your subreddit as a vessel to protest what the admins did, nothing more. If you don't want that, that's fine.
[–]kirkum2020 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Nope. It's in support of your action. Let the assholes find their own corner of the internet to get their twisted kicks in.
[–]perc10 comment score below threshold-12 points-11 points-10 points  (3 children)
Is that because you're a pork belly fat fuck too? Or are you just a suppressor? Who gives a fuck, fuck you and your sub
Edit: i saw your pictures. You're not tubby. You just look like someone i bullied in high school
[–]wow_ur_a_thinker 5 points6 points7 points  (1 child)
You seem angry mate. And not in the normal way that you'd think of in this subreddit. Tried popping a xanax or two?
[–]buscemi100mm [score hidden]  (0 children)
You're projecting 😜
[–]Chewydon [score hidden]  (0 children)
Holy shit, I have so much respect for you because you admitted to bullying someone. Top kek.
[–]anderssi 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
If you read the announcements thread regarding these bans, you'll find out that the content and discussions of these subreddits had little to do with the bans. Its all about the harassments.
[–]broken_rock -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
From the arguments and subreddits I've seen just today, it seems like there are many subreddits that harass (I'm sure you'll find a decent list somewhere ont he announcements thread). I think it was just to get rid of FPH. I did, however, unsubscribe from FPH a few weeks ago because many of the people there were horrifically toxic. The ban was coming and a few people knew it just before I left, telling everyone else to get on voat, subscribe to FPH on that, start posting, etc.
[–]obadetona 12 points13 points14 points  (2 children)
Unfortunately, the stupidest people also tend to be the loudest. Thank you for being reasonable.
[–]YOU_CANT_GILD_ME 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.”
[–]analton 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
That's an awesome quote.
[–]Ryuudou 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
Fuck FPH, they fucked up and let their shitty subreddit leak all over the place and now they're crying like little babies because they got banned. Ever see what happens when a parent takes away a spoiled kid's toys to punish him? This is exactly the same thing. They targetted imgur staff and now they're paying for it.
Good job Kalibrering.
[–]rokky1818x 12 points13 points14 points  (6 children)
Unsubscribed
[–]f8s 22 points23 points24 points  (0 children)
Thank you for this very important message.
[–]InHistoryMaybe comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points  (0 children)
be sure to check out /r/truepunchablefaces, a subreddit devoid of moderator feelings interfering with user posts
[–]Boobies_Are_Awesome comment score below threshold-11 points-10 points-9 points  (0 children)
Aww! That is way adorable, you thinking anyone cares what you do on this website.
[–]221110 6 points7 points8 points  (4 children)
To the users wanting my picture posted - glhf.
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[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
Yes, I was very drunk there!
You can really notice it because my eyes are like a fucking chameleons.
[–]_Madison_ comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points  (2 children)
More punchable than paos in many ways.
[–]mfizzled 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
He doesn't look that punchable really, i dont think he'd get many upvotes if he was posted to this sub
[–]Thatcrazylemur 4 points5 points6 points  (0 children)
But m'circlejerk
I bet it really hurt them to see he isn't fat so they couldn't rave about that too.
[–]BlackCaaaaat 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
I can't imagine what it was like, logging on to Reddit only to find that your sub is smothered in drama.
[–]hjwoolwine 2 points3 points4 points  (1 child)
Yep, I would have walked away
[–]BlackCaaaaat 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
Lit a match, threw it over your shoulder ...
[–]ChairmanMeow23 2 points3 points4 points  (0 children)
That's such bullshit. This sub has always been a "I hate this person" sub. Hell, half the titles here are "This guy from my class/FB" and it's about punching them? Too funny that this sub is taking a higher road.
[–]qb_hqexKkw8 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
I love you!
[–]zachfess 3 points4 points5 points  (0 children)
Add her name to the banned faces list.
[–]Galton666 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
Obligatory plug for /r/hittablefaces. We're /r/punchablefaces with blackjack and hookers.
[–]JerobifromATCQ -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
Just a spam fest of Ellen Pao for all the demented FPH nutcases. These people are completely fucking twisted. If it isnt enough that they need to sit on a computer and hate somebody in their spare time, when they have that taken away from them their hate and anger and oddly suppressed feelings spread like a virus to every single subreddit including fucking battlefield 4 the game!
This is what is wrong with the internet in 2015. That and fuckwits like you who condone this shit. Your sub must be desperate.
[–]HeadphonesForBlombo 0 points1 point2 points  (2 children)
A sub about wanting to punch people in the face, that frequently has pictures of people that the poster just personally hates. Now you want to take the high road? Fuck off.
[–]rederoin [score hidden]  (0 children)
200 bucks he's just scared of our grand chairwomyn Pao.
[–]i_am_new_and_dumb [score hidden]  (0 children)
yeap. sub centered on punching people is ok but telling people they are unhealthy is wrong.
[–]AU_overthere [score hidden]  (0 children)
What does your face look like?
[–]lameandgay [score hidden]  (0 children)
u scared
[–]Dragoru 0 points1 point2 points  (1 child)
I'm really sorry this happened to you. They didn't have to take their anger out on your sub.
[–]Glitchface -1 points0 points1 point  (0 children)
What a fucking cesspool.
Bye
[–]SquidgyAdam -1 points0 points1 point  (4 children)
Have you thought about putting her name in the list of banned faces?
I can understand why folk are so pissed off with her, and when there's a relatively large portion of a company's userbase who are up in arms about something that a new CEO is doing, there'd be some backlash in other areas of the community, but as far as I can see, one post would suffice. I have no strong feelings about the banned subreddits, or her in particular, but she - along with the rest of the admin team - have made some pretty hypocritical decisions which may or may not have longer term consequences for the state of the website in general.
Having said that, I think it's pretty awful that all but one admin of this subreddit has been banned. I always thought of this subreddit as a very light-hearted place - it's just a shame that the drama spilled over into here and nobody had a chance to nip it in the bud.
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 0 points1 point2 points  (3 children)
The other two got banned because they were mods of FPH as well.
What Pao does or doesn't do isn't up to me to discuss either, that is why I have put the sub on lockdown.
[–]SquidgyAdam -1 points0 points1 point  (2 children)
Fair enough! I'll keep everything crossed for a smooth outcome for you. :)
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] -2 points-1 points0 points  (1 child)
Appreciated.
[–]zang227 [score hidden]  (0 children)
So is the sub going to stay in lockdown until this dramawave ends or will it just be whenever?
[–]buscemi100mm comment score below threshold-18 points-17 points-16 points  (0 children)
You used to be cool, man. What happened...? 🙀
[–]Str8tuptrollin comment score below threshold-13 points-12 points-11 points  (2 children)
So are you sucking Ellen Pae's dick?
[–]heyimtao 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Nope. It's getting out of control, and a lot of people just don't want to deal with the bullshit. No reason to try and destroy a sub that isn't part of the main problem.
[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
No. I would suck my own dick, if I could.
[–]Sectox comment score below threshold-12 points-11 points-10 points  (0 children)
lol
[–]Alopixgg comment score below threshold-9 points-8 points-7 points  (0 children)
The only issue I have is that you chose to describe it as a 'raid.' It wasn't a raid. Nobody raided you. They used your sub to express an idea. It's called a meme, you should know about those since we're all on Reddit.
Now hopefully, those people will understand that your decision is final and entirely within your rights as moderator. Hopefully there won't be any repercussions to you or your sub for what those posters did.
If that does come to pass, as this sub could clearly be interpreted as harassment; I hope you will think about how you called the entire group of people affected by the censorship "babies" and realize you've become one of them, and there's no longer anyone standing behind you to support those bold words.
[–]keinbockgerade comment score below threshold-9 points-8 points-7 points  (0 children)
have fun with your personal subreddit scrublord. HEIL PAO
[–]ChairmanPaoWoW comment score below threshold-17 points-16 points-15 points  (0 children)
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[–]sinister6 comment score below threshold-12 points-11 points-10 points  (0 children)
Ha, OP is a retard
[–]Evilores_BJJ_Coach comment score below threshold-11 points-10 points-9 points  (0 children)
fuck you pussy
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    [–]senopahx 4 points5 points6 points  (4 children)
    Why not?
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      [–]senopahx 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
      Lol. Go on, tell me more about how this sub is falling apart.
      [–][deleted]  (1 child)
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        [–]senopahx 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
        Sure kid. So your shit sub got banned for breaking the rules and you suddenly think everything is going to fall apart? No. You'll rage and whine for a few days from the comfort of your parent's basement, lashing out like a child that's had it's favorite toy taken away, and you know what will change? Nothing.
        [–]tones2013 -2 points-1 points0 points  (0 children)
        Did you delete that old post or was that a different mod that posted it?
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