1
147
148

Ellen K. Pao: The "K" stands for "k". (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

2
•
•

When introduced to Ellen Pao, she will tell you that all her friends call her oaP nellE. Do NOT repeat that name back to her, even incredulously, as it will allow her to temporarily assume her true form. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

3
•
•

Ellen Pao will never give you mid. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

4
•
•

Ellen Pao has a long standing feud with former U.S. president Jimmy Carter over the movie rights to the latters attack by a swamp rabbit in 1979. Ellen believes the rights belong to her as she was the one who sicced it on him. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

5
75
76

Ellen Pao's fan club is called the Pao-er Rangers. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

6
121
122

Ellen Pao lost hearing in one ear after a cage match against a Byzantine monk (self.paofacts)

treebog が 投稿

7
31
32

If I was locked in a room with Ellen Pao and Adolf Hitler and had a gun with only one bullet, I wouldn't need it, because she would have already killed him with her bare hands. (self.paofacts)

Jess_than_three が 投稿

8
•
•

Ellen Pao rubs herself against people to mark her territory. (self.paofacts)

BFKelleher が 投稿

9
•
•

Hopeless ennui is the only emotion still available to Ellen Pao ever since her sorrow was stolen by a trickster god. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

10
•
•

Ellen Pao can't taste sweetness. (self.paofacts)

BFKelleher が 投稿

11
•
•

Ellen Pao has hundreds of tiny projections known as tube feet on the underside of her body. The tube feet allow her to move along the ocean bottom and open up the scallops and clams she hunts for food. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

12
•
•

Ellen Pao recognizes your voice, but she acts too cool to care (probably because she is). (self.paofacts)

BFKelleher が 投稿

13
•
•

Each year, members of Ellen Pao's family gather to slough off their skin and engage in a violent orgy. Half are killed. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

14
•
•

If you don't hold your breath around Ellen Pao, she'll hold it for you. You probably won't get it back. (self.paofacts)

BFKelleher が 投稿

15
•
•

Ellen Pao had to win a wresting match against Yishan Wong in order to become the new reddit CEO. (self.paofacts)

BFKelleher が 投稿

16
•
•

Visitors to Ellen Pao's home feel a unspeakable pain—an unseen wound that throbs with dark intensity and never fully heals. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

17
•
•

Ellen Pao once asked the grand wizard of the KKK what his favorite Tyler Perry movie was (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

18
•
•

By the time you finish reading this, Ellen Pao will have erased all your memories of your brother Thomas. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

19
•
•

Ellen Pao uses gamestop as a bank. (self.paofacts)

supergauntlet が 投稿

20
10
11

Ellen Pao stayed over at my house last night. She squeezed the tooth paste from the middle of the tube. Now all that stuff in the back is hard to get to. (self.paofacts)

dampvulva23 が 投稿

21
0
0

Ellen Pao is a real human being - and a real hero. (self.paofacts)

Jess_than_three が 投稿

22
6
7

Ellen Pao wrote a series of Mongolian children's books featuring an wooden puppet and his half brother Sarnai (self.paofacts)

treebog が 投稿

23
6
7

I have it on good authority that Ellen Pao is quadruple-jointed -- her elbows can bend backwards and forwards in time. (self.paofacts)

WizardofStaz が 投稿

24
6
7

Ellen Pao has no concept of time, and if you go to her house you won’t find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it’s getting late she stares at you blankly until you sit back down. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

25
5
6

Ellen Pao is an illegal immigrant, but no one can figure out how to send her back to Narnia. (self.paofacts)

GodOfAtheism が 投稿

続きを見る 次 ›