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[–]HHhunter 64ポイント65ポイント  (6子コメント)

HOLY SHIT

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[–]FartsBlood 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shut up stupid robot.

[–]zgreen 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fuck off, you stupid bot. I wonder what this comment ranks.

[–]kasperkakoala 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why didn't I press...

[–]iToronto[S] 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because your life decisions are bad and you should feel bad.

[–]dankman13 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you don't know then you are just as bad as a presser.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_FEE_FEES 77ポイント78ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh shit hahaha

[–]Maxkiller920 199ポイント200ポイント  (71子コメント)

Listen up guys. Mocking our Chairman or making fat post hit the front page is fun while the lulz last, but we need to think of something more long lasting. And effective. How about we go after the Reddit sponsors? If the Reddit admins are willing to fuck over its userbase to get their hands on that sweet, sweet advertising revenue, well here's what we can do. Let's go after the Reddit sponsors. Write to them, call them out on social media. Make them know of the unhappiness and anger here. Make sure it becomes common knowledge that to advertise on this site is to get your name tainted in a newer ending series of memes and abuse. If the admins thought that their draconian censorship would make this site more packageable to the corporate sponsors, let's make them think again. If it worked for FIFA, it sure as fuck will have an impact on our Glorious Leader. So shall we get this party started? Post the names and contacts of some of Reddit's existing advertisers, and let the games begin! P.S: I will soon be shadowbanned, so if anyone agrees its a good idea, I hope you could carry this post, or some variation of it onwards until it really gets traction in our community.

[–]MrFeeney123 106ポイント107ポイント  (25子コメント)

If everyone just could stop buying gold we would come a long way..

[–]grubas 36ポイント37ポイント  (19子コメント)

I think the mods have been dropping gold like it going out of style. Buying our good will maybe.

[–]k1ll3r5mur4 11ポイント12ポイント  (18子コメント)

Mods can give away gold for free.

[–]ElectroBoof 37ポイント38ポイント  (17子コメント)

Admins

[–]SippyCupGiraffe 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

A Game Of Thrones Spoiler below.

[SPOILER BOOK 5]

[–]avian_buddha 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I should have listened. I'm annoyed now that I know what's going to happen next episode.

[–]Ozziedude 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jon Snow gets stabbed in the back by Ollie

[–]walt_ua 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

this has to be stopped! no more gold! I mean it!

[–]Banch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

anybody want a ..... ah fuck it.

[–]CzigBot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It might be admins doing it to try and make it look like we can't fight them, keep fighting to see if this is right.

[–]AVeryWittyUsername 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear people are saying that now just to get gold, It's so stupid.

[–]originalhoopsta -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I almost guilded this commenr

[–]invisible_dust 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Do what GG did on 8 chan and start e-mailing sponsors of ads. That will burn them down faster than anything else.

[–]vivithemage 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think a few people have posted stated they are pulling their advertisements on here.

[–]PickTheHillToDieOn 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are you an idiot?

No wait, please do this. Please, I would love to see you prostrate yourself at the feet of advertisers, crying about your hurt little feelings that you are no longer allowed a safe haven for hate speech. We'll see how well this goes for you. No advertiser is going to take your side and social media will skewer you for thinking your ridiculous "revolution" means shit to anyone else outside your circlejerk.

[–]LifeThirdTier 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worked with gamergate, all of the traditional advertisers left.

[–]moralless 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait, this is a different person that I saw copy pasting this shit all over reddit yesterday. Is this pasta spreading, or did that one guy actually get banned and you're carrying on his work?

[–]noexistence 6ポイント7ポイント  (13子コメント)

The best way to get to the Reddit sponsors is to leave Reddit. Once the traffic stats die off then there is less incentive for them to sponsor Reddit.

voat.co

[–]iDrownWitches 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

It's being hugged by reddit.

[–]James_LeFleur 0ポイント1ポイント  (7子コメント)

What does that mean?

[–]LongHorsa 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's basically Reddit's version of a DDoS. Except that it's very friendly. Sometimes a link will be made very visible and popular, thousands click the link in a very short space of time which invariably overloads the servers for that particular website. Reddit hugs the internet to death regularly.

[–]FrostByte122 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too many people gumming up the works.

[–]ghostcock 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Explains a metaphor with another metaphor.

[–]CACKENBOOLS 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It means we have nothing better to do but troll for a few days/weeks.

[–]moralless 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It means that Reddit has a much MUCH larger user base than voat.co, and so all of the reddit users trying to switch over is overloading their servers, rendering the site unusable. Once Voat realizes whats going on, they'll realize this is their shot and everything will be cool.

[–]diefatfucks 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Everyone who loves FPH, go to FPH.io

I think that's the best thing at the moment. Voat has fucked servers.

[–]sketchyadvice77 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I miss you diefatfucks.

[–]diefatfucks 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing like a bitch Pao to bring me back from the dead, eh?

FPH Bros forever.

[–]Iamabioticgod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Move over to voat.co, itll be worth it once we get the severs more well equipped to handle everyone

[–]kasperkakoala 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

There's a petition on change.org that's only 1,000 signatures away from goal

[–]Deceptichum 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

When has change.org ever changed shit? Fuck that site and every petition on it.

[–]Dustla 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

as if thats gonna do shit

[–]ezgamerx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol a petition..I've never seen a petition do shit outside of TV shows or movies.

[–]DeadNny 0ポイント1ポイント  (9子コメント)

Or just not get on reddit.

[–]StanleyDarsh22 3ポイント4ポイント  (8子コメント)

but, where will we go?

[–]DeadNny 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

Plenty of not shitty places to go for now. Voat.co seems to be the next place to be, but until they get up to speed with servers 4chan is always the shit.

[–]StanleyDarsh22 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

eh 4chan is too unorganized for me. and yea voat has been down since yesterday

[–]DeadNny 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just give it time. Enjoy the shit storm while its here though. The comment sections are like the fucking wild west. Jackasses getting pissed and fatties getting offended. Shits hilarious.

[–]StanleyDarsh22 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

yea it is pretty hilarious. i already adopted the stand back and watch stance last night, thought i might have to avoid reddit today but i just can't stop watching

[–]DeadNny 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's like a really slow train wreck with half of the passengers arguing with the other half about whether they should stay on or jump off. Only thing you can do is laugh your ass off and watch people eat each other alive.

[–]StanleyDarsh22 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

i'd like to think more like a sinking ship but yea same idea. its like we're on a sinking ship, you and i are watching from the life boats while they argue about who's doing what.

[–]DeadNny 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Excactly! Hope Voat gets up and about soon so I can see the shit storm without it being deleted like crazy. Seems like we're missing the real shit smearing cause Admins are on full damage control.

[–]omGItsSEaN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly. Voat seems like a decent alternative but it's no where near as established as Reddit. Not to say they don't have the potential its just I think Reddit is still worth fighting for. It doesn't make sense to just bail on something thousands of people have invested time and effort in because the people in charge are fucking with it.

[–]pigglywigglyhooves -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's use reddit to talk about how bad reddit is

[–]KekStream 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've been banned from /r/paoyongyang for the following reason:

Failed to create a safe space for diverse peoples, triggering content.

찬양 영광스러운 친애하는 지도자 엘렌 파오

[–]Throwawayfromme7 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if the button was the fattening simulation? Each person who pressed the button is basically each new sub moderator that becomes shadow banned. It'll take 2 months before reddit realizes the accounts won't stop and just closes itself down

[–]TwoDaysToRetirement 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sir Christopher Lee's lifeline!?
We have to go back!!

[–]DarrellDeeznutz 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Any websites like reddit (new or old) that still stand strong against censorship?

Reddit has gone to complete shit lately.This site used to be so promising and felt so free, but has now became what I hate most. A censored up, circle jerk, reposting, social media machine that bows to the demands of fat, tublr, SJWs. Several of sub reddits have gone private due to the moderators not agreeing with the admins that censored other subs. While I agree with the mods of those subs that censorship is not what this site needs, they too have ruined the experience. Either you allow all content (within legal means) or don't have any content at all. I no longer want to be a part of this site now that the CEO and Admins feel the need to water down reddit to make it seem more PC. FUCK YOU ADMINS! You ruined this site and now i am looking for an alternative that shares the same values that reddit used to.

Ellen Pao recently said "It's not our site's goal to be a completely free-speech platform." I hope she dies along with all the fat, tumblr, mouth breathers that she made feel "safer."

Ellen pao = communist cunt

[–]rorsi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hahahahahahah loved it. But communist isn't the correct word there, but I see what you did ;), and I like it.

[–]ShitladyFuckFattys 12ポイント13ポイント  (6子コメント)

At this point it's just making this site hell for censoring a group of people, and making it realize it's mistake till voat can handle us.

So don't forget to do these things please!

  1. Downvote anything not about censorship or about FPH, and upvote anything that is.

  2. Don't buy gold, and keep adblock on. Do not make these fat loving censoring fucks any money.

  3. Let your fat hate flow in every subreddit till voat comes back!!

Keep up the good work my shitbrothers and shitsisters <3 !!

[–]its_not_about_that 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

  1. Actively censor anything that isn't related to FPH

  2. Don't buy the gold we all used to love

  3. Harass all other subreddits

Yea, great plan to show them how much of a mistake they made by banning you.

[–]ShitladyFuckFattys 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is a great way to show them they made a mistake. Before we were in our own little subreddit, not breaking rules, and just venting to each other. They took away our vent, tried to censor us because they didn't like what we said.. now we are all over reddit, and reddit has become FPH.

They shouldn't censor people and I'm glad people are reacting like this and protesting. Goes to show, that the majority will not stand for censorship. And you should speak out against it also, since censorship effects everyone. Thanks!

[–]mtizim 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Voat is shit,even one of the mods said so.

Go to fph.io

[–]ShitladyFuckFattys 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm at fph.io , voat is only shit at the time being. They will have new servers up soon.

As of right now I fully support fph.io though, and the mods I'm friends with. I love them.

Thanks though for the support!

[–]Cash091 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now I feel terrible that I didn't press...

[–]Arkele 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mike's super short show!

[–]RedditRepostNazi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol we're on 16? I wonder when they are going to have admin approval for new subs

[–]BeHereNow91 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So the non-clickers have literally killed reddit.

[–]nolaredditor 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my god, you guys got all the way to subreddit #16? That's hilarious.

[–]tehgreatist 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

i made this joke yesterday and nobody got it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]newtypechris 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I blame the greys.

[–]ManZeHarpoons 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT YOU NON PRESSERS!

[–]scrubbyvondirt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys... are they gonna ban all the other subs that "offend" people...I mean r coffee hates on stuff. ...and r awe is basically animal abuse...

[–]grundo1561 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]Drunken_Pink_Rhino -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

You kids need a new hobby.