/r/holdmybeer, but for things of the larger variety.
Rules:
1. Posts must include an example of a "hold my fries" moment. The person in the post must be fat and trying to perform a feat. All posts must be in the 'HMF..' format
2. No death, extreme injury or gore, or harm to animals. If it's NSFW please tag it as such.
3. White-knighting is strictly forbidden and will be met with extreme prejudice.
4. Don't repost recent or top content.
5. Keep the peace. This includes not being racist