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Ok, here's the deal. (self.punchablefaces)

KalibreringPunchable God[M] が 投稿 - stickied post

Just got back home. I deleted all Ellen Pao posts. It took me a while since you guys managed to raid this place while I was asleep. This should answer the questions I get asking why I didn't do anything before.

I put this sub on lockdown because of the massive rage from the FPH community. As I stated in my last post, neither Ellen Pao or the FPH closing is any of my business. If it would have, I wouldn't be posting this. I would also be shadow banned.

Any posts regarding Ellen Pao (that isn't a serious discussion mentioning her) will end in a permanent ban. No questions asked, no "I've learnt my lesson", no nothing. This isn't your new "safehaven" for posting about your disliking of fat people. Neither is it your place to hate on the reddit CEO. It isn't my (yes, I say my since the other two mods are banned) job to clean up your shit.

To the users calling me a hypocrite for removing the posts of Ellen Pao (and other posts breaking rule 5) - it is obvious that you have not read the rules or the, very short, description of this sub. And if you, against all odds, actually read them, you have not grasped the idea. The reason behind the rules is the fact that this isn't your "I hate this person" sub. Never has been and never will be. There's a reason why Bryan Silva and the smug bunny has been in the sidebar. They actually have faces that make you angry.

To the users wanting my picture posted - glhf. Someone actually posted one of the first pictures of myself that I submitted to reddit. It's not like you're making any difference.

I am now going to try and reply to the ton of messages I've gotten that isn't idiocy.

Still keeping this on lockdown until I've sorted things out.

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[–]Zarybs 30ポイント31ポイント  (7子コメント)

What did the other mods get banned for?

[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 23ポイント24ポイント  (6子コメント)

Being mods of FPH

[–]Ryuudou -3ポイント-2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why is this downvoted? Good job.

[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 22ポイント23ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because a bunch of people from FPH are acting like people posted on /r/TumblrInAction.

"Buhuhu, I can't say this. So I'm gonna take it out on someone else :''''("

[–]jumtrum 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

You seem sane about this whole thing.

[–]FuckTwoXandAww [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

wait, the admins banned them or you did?
cause there's a world of difference between those.

also, since you're doing this alone right now, if you need some help cleaning up comments, i can lend you a hand.

[–]PM_ME_YR_GUNT [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Found the fatty

[–]TotesMessenger 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]MisterCroyle 61ポイント62ポイント  (1子コメント)

to be fair, she has a pretty punchable face, but the sheer number of posts was ridiculous

[–]crave_mcsteak 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her face made me angry, before the fat people drama.

But I guess that's up to a mod to decide who is punchable.

[–]TidalSky [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Thank you.

[–]Roald-Dahling 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like the biggest blob on Agar hit a green spikey thing and exploded into the surrounding smaller blobs. Only that blob was called FPH and no one wants his exploded blobs.

Have fun for the next week x

[–]Insanitybeat 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I like how you structured this.

You aren't taking the "morale high ground," like most moderators of large or recently-inflated subreddits do when they're becoming infected. You're trying to get back to your roots.

I also like how you give very short, concise answers to any counter-arguments about you, especially the hypocrite one, because Reddit seems to love that word, but uses it any chance they get.

I also like how you put a taboo on someone's name, and you push all of the immigrants out of your territory. After all, there are like twenty other places that just sprung up, aren't there?

Also, what time zone do you live in? On the east coast it is 6:00 AM when this would be posted.

[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's about 1:20 pm here

[–]AU_overthere [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

What does your face look like?

[–]lameandgay [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

u scared

[–]AlphaWookie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

/u/Kalibrering is a cuck

[–]xFADE48x 20ポイント21ポイント  (12子コメント)

Thank you man

http://xkcd.com/1357/

[–]xkcd_transcriber 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

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Title: Free Speech

Title-text: I can't remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express.

Comic Explanation

Stats: This comic has been referenced 1694 times, representing 2.5139% of referenced xkcds.

xkcd.com | xkcd sub | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying | Delete

[–]tones2013 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Free speech is a law, but it was borne out of liberal ideals. Open discussion and tolerance. (note: tolerance is not synonymous with acceptance)

[–]obadetona 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Unfortunately, the stupidest people also tend to be the loudest. Thank you for being reasonable.

[–]YOU_CANT_GILD_ME 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.”

[–]analton 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's an awesome quote.

[–]rokky1818x 14ポイント15ポイント  (6子コメント)

Unsubscribed

[–]Killdex 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay.

[–]f8s 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for this very important message.

[–]zang227 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh no

[–]BlackCaaaaat 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't imagine what it was like, logging on to Reddit only to find that your sub is smothered in drama.

[–]hjwoolwine 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yep, I would have walked away

[–]BlackCaaaaat 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lit a match, threw it over your shoulder ...

[–]HeadphonesForBlombo 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

A sub about wanting to punch people in the face, that frequently has pictures of people that the poster just personally hates. Now you want to take the high road? Fuck off.

[–]rederoin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

200 bucks he's just scared of our grand chairwomyn Pao.

[–]i_am_new_and_dumb [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

yeap. sub centered on punching people is ok but telling people they are unhealthy is wrong.

[–]221110 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

To the users wanting my picture posted - glhf.

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Pic of /u/Kalibrering drunk

Edit: Here's 1 more

[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, I was very drunk there!

You can really notice it because my eyes are like a fucking chameleons.

[–]_Madison_ -4ポイント-3ポイント  (2子コメント)

More punchable than paos in many ways.

[–]mfizzled 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

He doesn't look that punchable really, i dont think he'd get many upvotes if he was posted to this sub

[–]Thatcrazylemur 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

But m'circlejerk

I bet it really hurt them to see he isn't fat so they couldn't rave about that too.

[–]ChairmanMeow23 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's such bullshit. This sub has always been a "I hate this person" sub. Hell, half the titles here are "This guy from my class/FB" and it's about punching them? Too funny that this sub is taking a higher road.

[–]Ryuudou 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck FPH, they fucked up and let their shitty subreddit leak all over the place and now they're crying like little babies because they got banned. Ever see what happens when a parent takes away a spoiled kid's toys to punish him? This is exactly the same thing. They targetted imgur staff and now they're paying for it.

Good job Kalibrering.

[–]Galton666 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Obligatory plug for /r/hittablefaces. We're /r/punchablefaces with blackjack and hookers.

[–]JerobifromATCQ -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just a spam fest of Ellen Pao for all the demented FPH nutcases. These people are completely fucking twisted. If it isnt enough that they need to sit on a computer and hate somebody in their spare time, when they have that taken away from them their hate and anger and oddly suppressed feelings spread like a virus to every single subreddit including fucking battlefield 4 the game!

This is what is wrong with the internet in 2015. That and fuckwits like you who condone this shit. Your sub must be desperate.

[–]qb_hqexKkw8 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love you!

[–]zachfess 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Add her name to the banned faces list.

[–]Dragoru -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm really sorry this happened to you. They didn't have to take their anger out on your sub.

[–]Glitchface 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a fucking cesspool.

Bye

[–]SquidgyAdam 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

Have you thought about putting her name in the list of banned faces?

I can understand why folk are so pissed off with her, and when there's a relatively large portion of a company's userbase who are up in arms about something that a new CEO is doing, there'd be some backlash in other areas of the community, but as far as I can see, one post would suffice. I have no strong feelings about the banned subreddits, or her in particular, but she - along with the rest of the admin team - have made some pretty hypocritical decisions which may or may not have longer term consequences for the state of the website in general.

Having said that, I think it's pretty awful that all but one admin of this subreddit has been banned. I always thought of this subreddit as a very light-hearted place - it's just a shame that the drama spilled over into here and nobody had a chance to nip it in the bud.

[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

The other two got banned because they were mods of FPH as well.

What Pao does or doesn't do isn't up to me to discuss either, that is why I have put the sub on lockdown.

[–]SquidgyAdam 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fair enough! I'll keep everything crossed for a smooth outcome for you. :)

[–]KalibreringPunchable God[S] -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Appreciated.

[–]zang227 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

So is the sub going to stay in lockdown until this dramawave ends or will it just be whenever?

[–]tones2013 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you delete that old post or was that a different mod that posted it?