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[–]bigbouncytits 998ポイント999ポイント  (34子コメント)

Send her a dust pan and brush. It will both help clean up the situation and show dominance.

[–]wolfiemann 162ポイント163ポイント  (3子コメント)

All it is is dust in the bin 🎶

[–]ambitious_flosser 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity...

[–]IBurnedMyBalls 67ポイント68ポイント  (15子コメント)

You. I like you.

[–]punkinator373 67ポイント68ポイント  (3子コメント)

Many people enjoy big bouncy tits.

[–]chevyfried 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ill even take just plain ol' bouncy tits, no need to be big.

[–]grantishere 0ポイント1ポイント  (6子コメント)

Me too. I like him too.

[–]HoryceRoss 2ポイント3ポイント  (5子コメント)

I like that you like him.

[–]grantishere 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like that you like that I like him

[–]HoryceRoss 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I must say that I think the guy below me likes this too.

[–]tunedetune -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think I like, like that you like, like him like him.

[–]Sen7ineL 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Snap! That's the attitude!

[–]Malicios 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should send a bottle of urine just to ensure the point gets across loud and clear.

[–]1assman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

After that little dust up, I'm sure you can patch things up

[–]Rehcamretsnef 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do this. They're assholes anyway.

[–]SxeRpw 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alright Satan chill out

[–]TechJunk_X 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Barge Into the home, whip out your cock and piss all over the ashes, while staring at them intently. This further asserts your dominance.

[–]Spicesa 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the best course of action.

[–]yodi_midd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What you need is the right kit. This thing is made to collect dead relatives ashes from the first place. http://www.coopersofstortford.co.uk/images/products/large/ST07174i.jpg

[–]Peas_Pout 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Send her family a bottle of lotion and a note that reads "grandma seemed a little ashy."

[–]Jungleoboe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is fucking gold man. I'd gild you, had I not gilded the Lily.

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[–]Nemesis2772 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

[–]Durgen -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The appropriate dominance response would have been to pee on the ashes and rape her father but I guess this works too.