The year is 2016 and the mining reward has halved.

I check my smartphone and bitcoin is up another 30%, nice! My model girlfriend is laying next to me, still asleep, with a qc code tattooed on her lower back. I spend the morning fighting fud on reddit, and propose we go brunch.

The human female knows we would not be where we are now without my foresight in 2015, and agrees. We go to the local diner and I order steak and eggs. The fedora gets blown off during our Google automated uber ride over, but luckily the diner offers replacement fedoras in place of legacy toothpicks.

The girl goes to the restroom while I check the smartphone, bitcoin is up another 1500%, nice! The waiter brings our bill and I offer a 20% filthy statist tip or 2x bitcoin. The waiter embraces the future and I walk them through the epoxying their anus. Today was a good day.

Where do I go next?