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[–]SolomonGomes 383ポイント384ポイント  (46子コメント)

Does anyone else think the dude in the red helmet is a bit of a shit for going in to punch the dude after the ref has slammed him to the ground?

[–]nickthegeek1[S] 201ポイント202ポイント  (25子コメント)

He is like, let me finish what you started Referee! but then referee is like, dude fuck off.

[–]N8theGr8[🍰] 125ポイント126ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Ref, I got your back!"

"I just threw his ass like a rag doll, didn't you see that? I don't need your help."

[–]no_turn_unstoned [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

REF PLEASE I JUST WANT TO BE YOU PLEASE LET ME HAVE A SHOT AT LOOKING COOL!!!

OH FUCK I SHIT MY PANTS COACH I CANT BOX ANYMORE I NEED TO CHANGE WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

OHHHH NOOOOOOO COACH NOW I PEED MY PANTS WHAT THE FUCK AM I BLLAARRRRGHFGHGGFHGH WWWWAAAAAAAA NOW I THREW UP COACH WWAAAAA!!!!

[–]HappyPurpleStarfish [スコア非表示]  (18子コメント)

Why'd you censor fuck in your title but not here?

[–]PoozTool13 [スコア非表示]  (11子コメント)

MPD

[–]SinisterKid [スコア非表示]  (10子コメント)

Miami Police Dept?

[–]viagra_ninja [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

it's the internet teen logic.

fcking fck i bet my censoring helps sht look nobody can guess what these words fcking mean, right? now go fck off you fcking asshle idiot btch c*nt

[–]ButtLusting [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Red guy: "YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH! THIS REF GETS ME!!!"

Ref: "FUCK OFF HES MINEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

[–]iAmNemo2 21ポイント22ポイント  (10子コメント)

yes, clearly not confident in his skills. saw a cheap shot opportunity and couldn't help himself.

[–]InternetSafety101 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I think if you punch a ref you have it coming. If I saw my opponent take a swing at the ref I would punch them too. There's no higher level of disrespect.

[–]genveir [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Exactly. If a fight breaks out between the ref and your opponent, don't just stand there and figure it'll be fine, go help him out. In this case the ref didn't want the help, but once someone is so far outside the rules that he's fighting the referee, make sure he's not getting up to even the score.

[–]ThisIsARobot [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah, and notice how he was ready to help out even before the ref tossed the attacker. I'm sure he just reacted with the intention of keeping the attacker from getting up and fighting again, but stop as soon as the ref pushed him away.

[–]skarby [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I think he was defending the ref not attacking his opponent

[–]leoninski [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just like badr hari. Piece of shit is a disgrace for K1..

[–]biznas [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He should be disqualified from fighting for that.

[–]Donald_Keyman 177ポイント178ポイント  (136子コメント)

[–]sentimental_goat 115ポイント116ポイント  (114子コメント)

[–]Donald_Keyman 72ポイント73ポイント  (108子コメント)

[–]vegansaul 118ポイント119ポイント  (48子コメント)

Looks like a serious soccer injury that will take several seconds to recover from.

[–]sentimental_goat [スコア非表示]  (38子コメント)

[–]FrozenMooose[🍰] [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Didn't even have to flick the other guys ear.

[–]wtfdaemon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

A pair of soccer tough guys at their effeminate best.

[–]Professional_Bob [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

[–]FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Bob, you stupid son of a bitch! That guy broke his ankle.

[–]Professional_Bob [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Yeah I know, when it was posted on /r/soccer around a month ago it took me and apparently quite a lot of others a couple of watches to notice. I thought it might trick people here too.

[–]ilikedroids [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

[–]KingTaskan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This guy has the right response. You want to mess with the ref? You're out of the game. So calm it's badass.

[–]Giallo92 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

The second he took out the card. I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!

[–]fknpee [スコア非表示]  (20子コメント)

Why are footie players such fucking drama queens?

[–]PedroDelCaso [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Because they get rewarded with penalties.

[–]mlv555 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah its not like it actually hurts. Most of the time its just to gain an advantage.

[–]CAPTAIN_Jack-Sparrow [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

[–]Final21 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Surprised you didn't use http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/GiantsFlop.gif

Story is they were going fast with a no huddle offense. Giants needed a timeout to sub on some players better suited for the time. Coach tells someone to take a fall and 2 players go down. It's not in this gif, but right after this one of the players stands back up and is like nothing is wrong. You only have to sit out one play for an injury.

[–]Tridian [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

In 1 and 3 the guys just overbalanced. They weren't trying to fake anything.

[–]demirkovic [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

As a rugby fan I'm embarrassed.

[–]WaterPokemon [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

So you know, It was a HUGE joke. Those two players are friends. There had been a large case in the media about soccer players faking it leading up to that game. They took liberty to play on it.

[–]St1cks [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Jokes on you, I don't like watching any professional sport

[–]drparker [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Football ones are after the play not during... and during the play they aren't of a bunch of pussies. Basketball is at least trying to stop the flopping but there so many possessions and bad calls, it really doesn't hurt the game. Also soccer has a running clock, so watching a guy roll around on the ground over nothing while the game is still going on and he should be playing is even more annoying.

[–]CanadianAstronaut [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

wow, 5? i think you could get 5 examples within ONE soccer game

[–]SexP4rt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Every country in the world except USA plays football. Nice generalization.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (30子コメント)

Holy fuck what a weak ass sport league.

[–]kokopoo12 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

Golf is the only man sport.

[–]illaqueable [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nothin' like salmon colored chinos to give you hair on your chest

[–]Monkeylovur [スコア非表示]  (14子コメント)

Weak ass person*

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (13子コメント)

Until the sport league starts fining the behaviour, it's the sport that encourages that behaviour from the players.

[–]Riisescheiss [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Read the rulebook. You get a yellow for diving.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

You also get arrested to running a corrupt league enterprise. That only took a few decades, I wonder when we'll start actually seeing players get carded for it at a FIFA level.

[–]Riisescheiss [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Well it happens from time to time but very inconsistently. Its similiar to the rule about players crowding the ref or demanding a card.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Yeah, but the point I'm trying to make is that having a rule against a thing doesn't mean much if the rule isn't consistently enforced.

[–]CowFu [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Watch the sport, it isn't punished nearly enough.

[–]Riisescheiss [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

True, same with booking players for crowding the ref and demanding cards. Although in Brazil they took a very hard stance on that in recent weeks.

[–]SexP4rt [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

"the sport." as if there's not thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of different football leagues all around the world with all different rules and regulations. as if there are not millions and millions and millions of people everywhere around the world playing it with their friends and amateurs. but no, go ahead and insult the sport because of a few gifs from soccer where paid players embellish.

Canadians are all dicks.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

The sport at it's professional level.

I mean jesus, it's pretty clear what I'm implying.

[–]SexP4rt [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Then you would've said league. I've played football for 10 years, I've literally never dived, nor have my friends. That's a straight up insult and that's exactly what you were going for.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You're right, I mis-spoke. I should have said league instead of sport. Edited previous comments to reflect that.

[–]SpeciousArguments [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Guys at my school dove for free kicks. There is a higher proportion of it in roundball football because there is a MASSIVE advantage to be gained from a penalty kick or a red card on an opponent. In other codes there is much less advantage to be gained, hence less staging.

[–]SexP4rt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

your school is hardly an indicative of the 250 million football players.

[–]CAPTAIN_Jack-Sparrow [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (6子コメント)

I don't get it, gif 1 and 5 are the same thing (of a guy actually being struck and falling) and the last one isn't even contact.

These are all gifs of people falling down. Lots of them are embellished. None of them show to "victim" writhing in pain on the ground for five minutes afterwards acting like Satan himself just parted the ground and ripped their leg off.

[–]dasruckus [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Gif 4? Check your spectacles sir

[–]Coziestpigeon2 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Oh, you're right. It just didn't load properly for me at first I guess. Looped right after the punch, before the guy even went down.

[–]anon-na 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how calmly the ref gets up. The player doesn't even know it's coming.

[–]Adderkleet [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

Anyone know what penalty the player got?

[–]ppetro08 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Suspension from the league for at least 6 months.

[–]Adderkleet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well... that seems more reasonable than the 6-min sin-bin if he clocked a player.

[–]tylenosaurus 5ポイント6ポイント  (17子コメント)

What the fuck? This look too real to be a set up, who gave this guy the qualifications to be a ref??

[–]lrssrx 48ポイント49ポイント  (5子コメント)

It has a camera crew and mic guy inside the ring... of course it's fake.

It was for a movie, video link

[–]tylenosaurus 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Of course, that makes a lot of sense. Cheers!

[–]lrssrx 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

How dare you be polite to me, and right after I contradict you. The nerve!!

[–]abbys23 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol, what about the filming crew standing there? :D still looks too real?

[–]TheCowgirlCrusher 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

He's clearly more qualified than the first three people who challenged him.

[–]tylenosaurus -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Being a ref is about neutrality and making judgement on the use of force. I'm saying he appears to have a poor control on both counts.

[–]Dack_ -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was okay(ish) till he kicked the blue guy in the head.. as in, white guy clearly didnt back down when 'asked to'. Punching him in the head might have been a bit much tho.

[–]Bth-root [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I believe it's recording fit a movie. Notice the video and sound crew.

[–]tenhotuisku [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

This look too real to be a set up

Daily reminder that people really are this oblivious.

[–]Coziestpigeon2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's pretty clearly and obviously fake. The camera follows the action too well, his blows are perfectly placed, and there are way more people involved than there would be available.

[–]Kevin_Steak 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is there a guy with a boom?

[–]supersnatchbro 23ポイント24ポイント  (9子コメント)

I tried officiating for 3rd and 4th grade football and got threatened to get stabbed after the game. These refs have probably been through the shittiest of the shitstorms.

[–]DudesMcKenzie [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

I umpired for 8-10 year old baseball in rural Tennessee. 3 games in, as I was leaving the field, had a man waiting for me who was loudly claiming that he was going to "rip off my shirt and beat my ass". Cops had to be called and I had some pizza. Good times.

[–]PandaBurrito [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

Was he one of the kids dads or something?

[–]TheHalfSumo [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

No. It was his pizza delivery guy that he never tips.

[–]packardpa [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He's just very invested in little league baseball.

[–]DudesMcKenzie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Actually he wasn't the father of any kid there. It was his girlfriend's kid. He just took it upon himself to open a whoop-ass can on me after their team won. So at least he's supportive in a way, right?

[–]Poop-n-Puke [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Does he really need to rip off your shirt?

[–]DudesMcKenzie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

To him it seemed my blue shirt was the umpire equivalent of a Sikh's turban. So in his world, yes.

[–]Neutronova [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Story time! I took some umpire courses in order to make some cash on the side when I was 15. To make things worse I was suppose to be calling a kids game, the first year they actually have a pitcher on the mound but I was thrown into a girls softball game in the league that was my own age. So It was my first ever game, I was calling a game out of my league filled with a bunch of the girls at my highschool that I crushed over.

I was terrible, I did my best to get low to try and call the pitches the best I could, but I was so nervous.

By the 5th inning the parents in the stands behind me where yelling at me, calling me names and berating me, making me more nervous. The pitches just looked like blurs and I was literally calling out strikes at random. I don't believe in god but something was looking down on me that day in pity because storm clouds rolled in and the game was called. I was so embarrassed and ashamed, and guilty for fucking up the game, and angry at my lack of proper training I didn't even go in to collect my pay because I didn't deserve it. So refs need to be cut some slack for the amount of shit they take and parents need to chill the fuck out.

[–]Kevin_Steak 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

SO I THREW HIM TO THE GROUND!

[–]Neverstoptostare [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Why do people do this weak censoring in their titles? It just looks stupid.

[–]the_gamer_rises [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

thanks for censoring the title, i cant handle seeing swear words on the net

[–]Emerald_Triangle [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

fu*k

funk?

[–]maiwson [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Before we leave

Imma tell y'all a lil' something

Uptown fuck you up

Uptown fuck you up

Uptown fuck you up

Uptown fuck you up

I said uptown fuck you up

Uptown fuck you up

Uptown fuck you up

Uptown fuck you up

Come on

[–]GentleSackTap [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I find "fu*k" more insulting than "fuck".

[–]MolestingLester 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Became a Jedi for a second.

[–]Make_Me_ 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the crowd went wild.

[–]ArmyofNugz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That guy in the background went nuts when the ref threw down the choke slam He's a big show fan.

[–]johnnycoin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Those cameramen, they look bored until the shit went down

[–]RichardRogers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You can fucking swear on the internet, mom.

[–]awall621 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Thank you for censoring that no no word! :)

[–]Bifferer [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

That toss was all upper body, no hip. Impressive.

[–]Limaniner42 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure those are just anchor arms

[–]maddlabber829 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

We could use refs like this in the nfl, would be alot less complaing.