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[–]zoso4evr1st mate to Captain L.Ron 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's really great (and hilarious) they can't keep internet on the internet so they use their stupid vocabulary irl. God I'm so glad I'm post wall and conscripted to my caaaaaaptaaaain so I don't have to weed through these clownshoes.

[–]unicorn_tacoChad Thundersock 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hahahahaha they talk like that in real life? It sounds stupid online, can't imagine it sounding any better in person.

Good on your friend for running away, I'm sure the terper went online to share that field report complete with never-happened anal at the end.

[–]gregariousnefarious[S] 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah that was what struck me as super funny, and evidently this dude wasn't some wet behind the ears teenager but rather a so called man in his late 20s. As for my friend yeah she's pretty discerning and a post wall feminist to boot, so it didn't take her long to figure there was something fishy, even though she'd never read a TRP post before I pointed her to that sub. So funny, and yeah from what she told me I can def imagine this guy making up an awesome FR wherein he wasn't the one who got.ditched.

[–]TurnPunchKick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So this plate (hb9/10) I have been spinning along with other babe's in their early 20's (I have a thing for older chicks) started asking about my vocabulary. Like why do you speak in acronyms? And what is a plate? So I decided to go lift. And half way through easily benching 450lbs 5x5 I realized she wasn't going to put up with my shit. So I had to dump her. She still calls me over for sec because I am good at it and my penis totally works and is big. But don't worry I always take my jizzy condoms home with me so I don't get sperm jacked.

[–]starm4nn 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm just glad that as a guy I don't have to worry about this. Except for the those 'Finding Mr. Right' people.