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 Post subject: How's Your Sex Education Going?
PostPosted: Thu May 21, 2015 11:24 am 
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Are you confident you know everything there is to know about sex?

Need a refresher? How about a few pointers? Or some clarification on what, exactly, some of the specialized jargon words mean?

I've got you covered with my Sex Ed for Adults series.

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 Post subject: Re: How's Your Sex Education Going?
PostPosted: Fri May 22, 2015 11:15 pm 
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Ms. Harper wrote:
Are you confident you know everything there is to know about sex?

Need a refresher? How about a few pointers? Or some clarification on what, exactly, some of the specialized jargon words mean?

I've got you covered with my Sex Ed for Adults series.

xoxo!
Harper


Hi, Ms. Harper. I've been getting into the degraded world of earsex recently. Below is an example of this:

"LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( https://youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M .

I feel so dirty. The drops are just so nasty.

It's like my ears are dripping with slimy nanobots.

I feel like an ape about to become a nanotechnological god.

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 11:02 am 
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Jamie Michelle wrote:
Hi, Ms. Harper. I've been getting into the degraded world of earsex recently. Below is an example of this:

"LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( https://youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M .

I feel so dirty. The drops are just so nasty.

It's like my ears are dripping with slimy nanobots.

I feel like an ape about to become a nanotechnological god.


That is amazingly intense! I'm glad you found something that makes you feel godlike. ;) And thanks for turning me onto it, too!!!

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PostPosted: Tue May 26, 2015 8:08 pm 
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earsex? Do you mean aural sex? :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:00 am 
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Ms. Harper wrote:
Jamie Michelle wrote:
Hi, Ms. Harper. I've been getting into the degraded world of earsex recently. Below is an example of this:

"LIQUID STRANGER - BIONIC BEATDOWN (DJ MIX)", Liquid Stranger ( https://youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Jan. 19, 2012, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gXcXv_dI9M .

I feel so dirty. The drops are just so nasty.

It's like my ears are dripping with slimy nanobots.

I feel like an ape about to become a nanotechnological god.


That is amazingly intense! I'm glad you found something that makes you feel godlike. ;) And thanks for turning me onto it, too!!!


It's music by druggies, for druggies, in order to listen to while on drugs.

Not just any drugs: as like with lovers, all drugs are not created equally. Rather, the entheogens. Which are very aptly named, if one knows the etymology of that word.

Human beings themselves are actual literal drugs. That is to say, we are pure chemical beings, as the energy-state we are at is at the chemical level. We are not yet at the state of computing on elementary particles using traveling and standing waves.

The DuPont chemical corporation used to have the motto of "Better Living Through Chemistry". That's a motto I've put into action. But that motto is a subset of the motto I will here impart: "Better Living Through Technology".

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I here designate this audio entitled "Bionic Beatdown (DJ Mix)" by Liquid Stranger (and of course the artists he mixes) as my official theme-music. Until further notice via communique, this shall remain my official theme-music.

Stand-by for further notice.

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Regarding the above matters, see the following silly article which addresses some of this:

"New Music Festival Just Large Empty Field To Do Drugs In", The Onion, Vol. 51, No. 22 (June 3, 2015), http://www.theonion.com/article/new-mus ... rugs-50565 , https://wayback.archive.org/web/2015060 ... rugs-50565 , http://www.webcitation.org/6Z6LTRITc , http://archive.is/A1OeU , http://megalodon.jp/2015-0607-1546-19/w ... rugs-50565 .

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Actually, Ms. Harper, I made a bit of a seeming misstatement in my previous post to you above. I've been in the degraded world of earsex since I was circa 13 years of age.

The statement I made to you was purely technically correct, though. Yes: I have been getting into it recently. Which does not discount the possibility that I was already into it.

It wasn't my intent to lead people on to thinking that I wasn't always into mind-blowing music. Because of course my taste is often impeccable. I think the reason I phrased it that way is because it seemed like something funny to say, and I like saying funny things. And, as said, technically it's correct.

Regarding funniness, I myself am a joke. But I am a necessary joke. I am a cosmic joke. I am a veridical joke.

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