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[–]untrustableskeptic 272ポイント273ポイント  (17子コメント)

Sir do you know why I pulled you over?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Procedes to ride away.

[–]mequals1m1w 48ポイント49ポイント  (13子コメント)

Then the cops is all: I can make sounds too! WEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW

[–]LancesAKing 39ポイント40ポイント  (9子コメント)

I know you meant to sound like a siren, but then I imagined the cop turning into the whiny chick from Kung Pow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JElywbkSbY

[–]B_For_Dyslexia 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

I don't what the fuck is going on but I can't stop laughing

[–]MrOrange415 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Geat movie if you e never seen it

[–]iGotPancake 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you having a stroke?

[–]LancesAKing 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The whole movie is like that. Actors were green-screened into old Kung Fu movies and dubbed over the voices to fit their new story, or lack thereof. It is absolute absurdity. Go watch it now.

[–]WayFastTippyToes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a man too ya know. I go pee pee standing up!

[–]TheMuffinMan203539 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to see the follow up video to this where the guy comes back with like 7 of his biker buddies and they scare the living shit out of that guy.

[–]handsofdeath503 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I met someone in jail (later again in drug treatment) that said when he was using meth, he was up for days and "fell out" during driving. Went over some train tracks and it rocked him asleep he said. While dozed off, he stopped traffic of course and went the cops arrived, the officer tapped on the window and woke him up.

He did this same thing "uhhhh" and like slowly gassed it basically implying he was already going, might as well just keep going mind-set. A chase pursued and got him. The incident was not related to why he was jail when i met him though.

[–]just_comments 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reason 12373411 of why meth sucks.

[–]Ozqo 322ポイント323ポイント  (44子コメント)

Makes way more sense if you watch from the beginning.

[–]poppzE 209ポイント210ポイント  (36子コメント)

I feel like that part was left out on purpose to not make him look like a huge dick. Clearly he knew exactly where he was going.

[–]spellbunny 80ポイント81ポイント  (0子コメント)

right as he whispers "god dammit"

[–]DudeitsLandon 46ポイント47ポイント  (27子コメント)

Yeah it definitely did. Motor bike guy is a traffic ditching DOUCHE!

[–]siddububba 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably was actually left out because it was x-posted from /r/youtubehaiku, which only allows video segments of 30 seconds or less

[–]HappensALot 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even leaving that part out, he still looked like a huge dick.

[–]McGravin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like that part was left out on purpose to not make him look like a huge dick.

It didn't work. He still looks like a huge dick.

[–]Hayseus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It looks like a comedy skit to me.

[–]CATS_ARE_FABULOUS 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

The guy that posted the video isn't the same guy in the video. If it was, then he probably would have edited out the beginning of the video to begin with.

[–]bleubug 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP of the vid, in the youtube comments, says it is him.

[–]quinpon64337_x 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

uhhhhhhhhh

doesn't go back to watch

[–]MoonKnightFan 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, this needs to be higher up. This video skips a crucial few seconds where you realize that the biker wasn't lost, ignored do not enter signs, and was driving dangerously because he didn't want to wait in a line of cars. Straight up douche nozzle.

[–]Seriously_High_Guy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reeeeal dangerous stuff here.

[–]theslyder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

According to the youtube comments his bike was overheating and he needed to get moving as it was air cooled or some shit. If that's the case he's less of an asshole. (But still an asshole because he's on a motorcycle.)

[–]adobado 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reverse wadsworth constant...

[–]Drunken_Wanderer 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

And this is why people on motorcycles get a reputation.

[–]acatlin 63ポイント64ポイント  (6子コメント)

Honestly thought this video was going to end with him running into that car.

[–]Calls_people_retard 29ポイント30ポイント  (4子コメント)

I was kind of hoping for it.

[–]bigmeech -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

It would have been titled "le bacon justice!" or an equally dank title if that were the case

[–]howtopun 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*t'were that the case.

[–]MeatBologna 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was getting nervous when the car approached

[–]thusjuniper1 115ポイント116ポイント  (32子コメント)

[–]Bluedemonfox 35ポイント36ポイント  (30子コメント)

[–]shadymess 22ポイント23ポイント  (28子コメント)

That's Archers voice. Is Bob's Burger good show?

[–]whatup1009 41ポイント42ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes.

[–]bool_sheet -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

I love Archer but, I just can't enjoy Bob's burger because of Archer's voice. Bob seems such a nice guy and Archers voice is perfect for somebody handsome, drunk and overconfident.

[–]altsam 16ポイント17ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's like the best show. Louise is one of the best animated characters ever.

[–]Lampmonster1 15ポイント16ポイント  (4子コメント)

Clearly you meant to say Gene, so I'll let it slide.

[–]DrRhymes 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Tina is the correct answer you're looking for.

[–]mattmo317 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did someone say teddy?

[–]Spo8 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You guys keep misspelling Linda

[–]PotatosAreDelicious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Louise reminded me of cartmen so much in the bunny hat episode. Willing to take things way too far.

[–]Lampmonster1 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you like Archer, you'll love Bob's. Also, if you saw the episode of Archer where he lost his memory, you've already seen a bit of the show, with Archer as Bob, only a tad more violent.

[–]msirelyt 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes the show is great.

BTW the guys name is Jon Benjamin. He makes some other pretty funny things. Personally I like his show "Jon Benjamin has a van"

[–]Landosystem 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

RIP Jon Benjamin Has a Van, You will always Jew them up, in my mind...

[–]ProfoundDarkness 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was hard for me to get into the show at first, but once I realized everybody in that show has some form of crazy in them I started to enjoy it. Bob is the closes thing to normal in the show

[–]BioGenx2b 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

OH MY GOD! I didn't think of Bob's Burgers until now. Thank you for this! XD

[–]EficientlyProficient 69ポイント70ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is how I hung up on a telemarketer just today..

[–]Rager_Doltrey 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is exactly how I will be hanging up on telemarketers from now on.

[–]BunnyStrider 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

As I close the door on a door-to-door dish network salesman who asks if I'm satisfied with my cable provider.

[–]alcaron 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was in the basement (easy line of sight to the front door) and a sales person rang the bell, my fiancee opens the door and right as she does I yelled really loud "TELL THEM WE'RE NOT INTERESTED, WE'RE ALL FULL UP!"

Shortest sales pitch ever...

[–]chaznik[🍰] 146ポイント147ポイント  (5子コメント)

I love how you can just see the guys face start to drop.

[–]confluencer[S] 152ポイント153ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have no power.

[–]SirDooDooBritches 54ポイント55ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you could just go back down, that's the exit.

.... I'm worthless.

[–]gives_anal_lessons 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

The look on his face when he says 'what are you doing?' has all the confidence in the world you were going to turn around and go back

[–]Nankilslas 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think it was more like "crap, now I have to act like I'm doing my job. This entrance is for cars... And my job here is done. Well, I'll just go back to standin around"

[–]SadlyIamJustaHead 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup. Vallets especially don't give a shit. Security might have been a bit miffed but to enjoy the idea that you're causing anyone any sort of discomfort/annoyance/exasperation/existential questioning is just egotistical and shows a shitty character.

[–]Craig_Slist 77ポイント78ポイント  (10子コメント)

A clear example of when uhhhhhhh means 'yeah fuck that'

[–]xwing_n_it 469ポイント470ポイント  (44子コメント)

That's Canlis...one of the fanciest restaurants in Seattle. The entrance is on a very busy highway and makes cars slow way down as it is. Going out the entrance is a good way to cause a wreck. If you back the video up you can see the rider going up the exit from Canlis past DO NOT ENTER signs in order to avoid traffic. Dick move, all the way around.

[–]ALandWarInAsia 62ポイント63ポイント  (9子コメント)

Maybe I've watched too many youtube videos, but I was expecting him to get hit by the white SUV.

[–]confluencer[S] 75ポイント76ポイント  (6子コメント)

After he gets smashed by the SUV and he's lying there on the road winded and in excruciating pain, do you know what he would say?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]Wacocaine 28ポイント29ポイント  (3子コメント)

"Please help me! Someone hit me with their car! Call 911!"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...."

[–]confluencer[S] 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Wacocaine 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'd love to call an ambulance for you, but some asshole with a broken bike is blocking the entrance."

[–]untrustableskeptic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

One can only hope. I mean I'm a motorcyclist, but this was uncool.

ps. I don't really want him to get hit, but a ticket would be good.

[–]PhilSeven 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

With Al Cowlings driving.

[–]SirDooDooBritches 503ポイント504ポイント  (10子コメント)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]Batmaners 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you listen closely, you can also hear him mutter "God damn it" as he knows he's getting stopped by the staff.

[–]Digitalkthx 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

"meh meh meh mhe rules" shaddup

[–]jostler571 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's Canlis...one of the fanciest restaurants in Seattle.

No joke! Went there for a dating anniversary with the g/f and - holy hell it's nice! Dress up and try the drinks; it's a great experience, all around.

[–]boxsterguy 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm half surprised he didn't try to drive over the median on Aurora there. Because he seemed to be stupid enough to try.

[–]sounds_n_stuff 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

As a sporadic visitor of Seattle and occasional Alkaline Trio fan, FUCK YOU AURORA!

[–]Hwnn 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

So many accidents right there. Such a poorly thought out stretch of road.

[–]notsoinsaneguy 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean, probably not if people actually followed the rules.

[–]chamclouder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seattle: "Such a poorly thought out stretch of road."

[–]DefconDelta88 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's because we have the best DoT in the country, obviously. Super swell bunch fucking up our roads more than they already were.

Seriously, give it a decade and Mad Max: Fury Road will be a spitting image of Seattle rush hour traffic. Anarchy. Anarchy everywhere.

[–]peeinmyblackeyes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your DoT sure are a busy bunch of motherfuckers though aren't they!?

Sorry, I visited Seattle in August last year and stayed in a hotel near the freeway. I was a bit apprehensive about the noise but all the reviews said highway NOT a problem an it wasn't. The problem was that my stay coincided with "let's move lots of shit nowhere for no reason with a fucking TRACKED loader" week! (You seatlites (?) have the craziest events!)

What a fantastic city though. 10/10, would be kept awake all night without sex again.

[–]WickeDanneh 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's wearing a helmet, relax.

[–]SuarezBiteGuard 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Aurora is a glorious nightmare...and that's just the pedestrians.

[–]_Kannon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is it that fancy the waiter here is wearing white sole shoes? The others are wearing black, he looks casual and out of place. I'm probably over reacting, but it's one of those little things that your manager would freak out at you for.

[–]JMace 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

On a side note, if you ever go to Canlis be sure to order a Pisco Sour. It's one of the owner's favorite drinks and the bartenders know how to make a damn good one.

[–]phunkydroid 34ポイント35ポイント  (5子コメント)

Should like to the beginning of the video, where you can see look right at a do not enter sign and ignore it. What a douche.

[–]ALL_CAPS 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Rules don't apply to motorcyclists.

[–]rushur 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

rules are for the blind obedience of fools, and the guidance of the wise.

[–]chamclouder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's trying to get on aurora ave going north on the Washington bridge. Its hard to find a direct way to do this. But motorcycles in Seattle seem to write their own ticket.

[–]Rager_Doltrey 68ポイント69ポイント  (5子コメント)

That's the first thing I've seen on Reddit all day to make me audibly chuckle.

[–]JumpAndBurns 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never seen something so Chaotic Neutral.

[–]confluencer[S] 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyou'rewelcome

[–]stevestgermain 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read that in Goofy's voice.

[–]BJJJourney 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watch it from the beginning and you will rage.

[–]Baseplate 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

Do you know what you call a motorcyclist that doesn't obey traffic laws? Deceased.

[–]rotzooi 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Deceased.

My (surgeon) dad calls any motorcyclist an Organ Donor.

[–]Dre2k 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how he flags down the guy with his Domo arigato Mr. Roboto moves

[–]Mr_Munchausen 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dick move

[–]chamclouder 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to Seattle. Dick moves. Dick moves everywhere.

[–]Robert_Goulet 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

TIL Tina Belcher can ride a motorcycle.

[–]ALL_CAPS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That traffic at the start was bumper to bumper.

bumper-to-bumper...

[–]flagrant_fouls 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like a regular motorcycle driver to me. Obnoxious and bad at following rules.

[–]adakis 8ポイント9ポイント  (2子コメント)

Flawlessly unconfrontational.

[–]sunfeet 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is the way of the PNW. That and passive aggression.

[–]chamclouder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dat Seattle freeze...

[–]hermit_crab_ 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I gotta say, as a motorcyclist (who usually follows the rules, I swear) the amount of butthurt in the comments is just delightful.

[–]drummmergeorge 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes way more sense if you watch from the beginning. I feel like that part was left out on purpose to not make him look like a huge dick. Clearly he knew exactly where he was going.

[–]sergio-wan-kenobi 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Then he gets nailed by an SUV and guess who is liable.

[–]Ki-Low 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The motorcyclist who is clearly going the wrong way...

[–]grumbledum 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ohh, poor guy just trying to do his job :(

[–]Legate_Rick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey guy... why don'tcha go with the fucking flow of traffic, instead of going upstream dickhead.

[–]divi8 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's at Canlis restaurant in Seattle, very nice (expensive) fine dining in Seattle! I recognize it because I live near it and drive by it every day.

[–]adrianmonk -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

Honest question about dealing with a situation like this: how ridiculous of an idea would it be for the parking lot attendant guy to, once the motorcyclist is stopped, grasp one grip of the handlebar and hold on to it?

Leaving aside general issues with the wisdom/foolishness of confronting random strangers, would it actually work? It seems like it would be near impossible to just ride away because the forward motion of the bike would cause the handlebars to twist to the side. Or can a motorcyclist somehow keep the bike steered forward while they take off and possibly drag you if you keep trying to hold on?

[–]junglepoon 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

He gets paid probably <10$ an hour. I doubt he gives that much of a shit.

[–]31794ty 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

No valet gives a shit about what this guy did. We just have to tell you you can't do something. We're not going to enforce it.

[–]Plazm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does riding a motorcycle look like that in real life?

[–]True2TheGame 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he pulled into one of nicer restaurants here in Seattle

[–]WellWhaleWales 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Been watching too much liveleak, half expected him to get killed by oncoming traffic or an off duty Brazilian cop.

[–]davedakid 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was that at the sportsman Lodge?

[–]Banaboy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

what bike is that? sounds like a 4 stroke

[–]annoyingly_obvious 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whenever I see a biker I just think of Butters from the south park episode. Yes, all the bikers I see.

[–]Rockhead-Rumple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

If only filtering/lane splitting was legal in the US.

[–]phimema 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

When saying "got lost" he really sounds like Aaron Paul.

[–]Megzakad 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What an ass

[–]pbsolaris 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And not a single fuck was given that day......

[–]Kekerdoglel 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

From zero to sixty in; Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]eaglessoar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is that place he pulled up to? Restaurant? Who has guards come out and talk to people like that

[–]WatchOutRadioactiveM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITV: An average motorcyclist.

[–]earthcreation 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Play it at 0.5 speed, thank me later.

[–]jmarks7448 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The sound of the motorcycle

UHHHHHH.....UHHHHH.........UUUUHHHHHHHHH

[–]Karnman 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

tina belcher on a supermoto

[–]dflame45 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found that pretty funny. Maybe I'm a dick though.

[–]dangerdark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the same kind of shitbag who would try and sue if he caused an accident he got injured in

[–]Rogue_Storm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow that makes a lot more sense with sound. Can we have a sound needed icon on these?

[–]GandalfSwagOff 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've seen a biker with bird shit on his helmet and it made me become Mr. McGigglesworth

[–]justtheone11 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

All the people calling him a douche... he probably gets more action than any of you.

Terrifying, ain't it.

[–]Bo_Dallas 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can someone please tell me whose side I should be on?

[–]daOyster 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Funny thing is, there's no markings indicating that was only an entrance. So he's in the clear for leaving through it, but going through the do not enter in the beginning to get there was bad.

[–]Roulbs 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

thanks for saving us 10 seconds op

[–]traditions -5ポイント-4ポイント  (5子コメント)

uhhhhh what a fucking child he is. pretty much exemplifies the spoiled Los angeles suburban white kid who got a dirtbike but never uses it properly.

[–]otter111a 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Opposite dash cam shows guy illegally pulling out in front of a family.

[–]TheApollo1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need a Tina Belcher remix

[–]forgotclac 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL

[–]Pushbrown 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know its a douche move... but probably what I would have done too

[–]Sparky_299 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

"F*ck you valet, I do what I want"

[–]ShawnisMaximus -5ポイント-4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sometimes, ya just gotta do the wrong thing.

[–]Jundarer 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea and risk other peoples lifes, always a fun thing.

[–]yinzertrash -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

your rules are not real. you live in a fantasy. these do not apply to me.