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[–]Cuddlefish3 688ポイント689ポイント  (74子コメント)

That little wiggle is too cute!

[–]SHIT_SOUP 244ポイント245ポイント  (31子コメント)

That body slam probably hurt a bit, too.

[–]WhitePawn00 181ポイント182ポイント  (25子コメント)

Nah. Kittens play rough.

[–]Dolphinfucker 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]SlimeWizard 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

i bet the he wont be charged for it, victims black after all

[–]saro29 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

the kittener crossface?!

[–]Baby_Wayne 115ポイント116ポイント  (19子コメント)

But that's a st. Bernard

[–]ObiWon_Jabroni 404ポイント405ポイント  (18子コメント)

But it identifies as a kitten.

[–]MetalGearRayquaza 332ポイント333ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Call me Kitlyn"

[–]FlairMe 58ポイント59ポイント  (11子コメント)

I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

[–]Nickonthepc 29ポイント30ポイント  (2子コメント)

My pronouns are Apache and Havoc

[–]TooSunny 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're also liquid. I'm surprised it didn't simply escape by slipping through a crack in the floor.

[–]s_e_x_throwaway 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

Kittens are boneless, it's fine.

[–]Croyd_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cats defy the laws of physics.

[–]parisinla 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cats are liquid.

[–]Kraggon 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

My 6 pound puppy played with a 80 pound huskie, and the huskie would do this to my pup when he was biting too hard. Never hurt my puppy a bit.

[–]schoogy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog had his wrist bent.

[–]fireysaje 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kitten butts are adorable

[–]boobiesiheart -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can someone combine this with the shit spraying hippo?

[–]lobjawz 209ポイント210ポイント  (23子コメント)

[–]Vlisa 128ポイント129ポイント  (5子コメント)

That dog has the patience of a Saint... Bernard.

[–]Thatdamnalex 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

And the left hook of a boxer

[–]highwind1985 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

And the butt of Bea Arthur.

[–]MBSquared 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made me giggle like a little frodo. Thank you two times.

[–]noscreamsnoshouts 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"ENOUGH!! - *sigh* Okay, I tried..."

[–]Nobody_Panic 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love that it is wearing a blue t-shirt for no good reason.

[–]genveir 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

for a reason you don't know*

[–]nemron 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is no one mentioning the fact that this dog is wearing a t-shirt? Best part of the whole video for me!

[–]hemenwaykid 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

This St Bernard reminds me of my friend's dog. He's. It a St Bernard, but he's also very large and very patient. Boxer mix puppy chewing on his ears? Okay. Toddler pulling his fur while she learns to walk and uses him as a walker? Can do. Tiny yappy dogs at the dog park? Not a problem. Such a good dog.

[–]TuxieD 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Used to have a Newfoundlander. She was also the very epitome of patience.

Countless times I came across an old ladies, who had constantly yapping smaller dogs, who wouldn't shut up until they were long gone. My dog just didn't give a damn and minded her own business.

Had actually one old lady yell "dogs that big should be illegal, my $dog_name is scared of them!" after we had went past them.

[–]VoyageofCollosus 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god I can imagine your dog hearing that swinging his head towards her and giving her a look that screams "Bitch, please"

[–]phasers_to_stun 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ooh that poor dog. And kittens are so sharp

[–]RichardMcNixon 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

they love you with daggers forged in adorable mined from mountains of cute

[–]showershitters 31ポイント32ポイント  (5子コメント)

Yup looks like lovely playing, anyone upset is an online butthurt professional

[–]Nightfalls 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

That poor dog. Kittens are ruthless little buggers with patient dogs. Adorable as hell watching this, but you can just tell the Bernard is going "I have to put up with this?"

[–]just_comments 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

why is that dog wearing a shirt?

[–]lazybeef -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

God I hate vertical videos. In the general sense.

[–]hurdur1 264ポイント265ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm too old for this shit.

[–]stoicsilence 85ポイント86ポイント  (3子コメント)

and I'm wearing a t-shirt

[–]imkinda_adog 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha didn't even notice, Trendiest beast out

[–]RichardMcNixon 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

i crushed a kitten on reddit and all i got was this lousy T-Shirt

[–]cosmic_potato 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How has it come to this?

[–]greatunknownpub 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was two days away from retirement!

[–]sugas182 110ポイント111ポイント  (2子コメント)

At first I laughed. Then I said to myself, that dog has a nice t-shirt.

[–]siccoblue 66ポイント67ポイント  (1子コメント)

I swear to god reddit makes me feel as if I'm blind

[–]Iamaredditlady 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

Squishing! SQUISHING!!!!

[–]DrCytokinesis 53ポイント54ポイント  (7子コメント)

I just noticed the dog is wearing a shirt. Also the cat will get out. They can flatten themselves down enough to get underneath floorboards or a seam in your wall.

[–]Khoeth_Mora 56ポイント57ポイント  (3子コメント)

The laws of physics do not apply to cats.

[–]casual_slavery 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

His attempts of getting out appear to be unsuccessful. I'm pretty sure if dog wants cat there, cat stays there.

[–]DrCytokinesis 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

in the source video you can see him wiggle his fluffy butt out and it's cute, cats don't abide by the laws of physics

[–]Go_Pack_Go1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha! My friend has a cat named "Flat Cat". Rescued off the side of the road after being hit. They took it home with them so it wouldn't die alone. It ended up living.

[–]Tenaciousceeee 32ポイント33ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]fizikz3 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

https://youtu.be/NU1sIxVGR9o?t=250

...the ending, in case anyone else wanted closure...

[–]Tyranitator 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

Uhh you sure that's the right one?

[–]fizikz3 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

did the timestamp not work? 4m 10s ... works for me.

[–]grayham99 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

it started at 5:20 for me with the witch sharpening her knife

[–]fizikz3 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats weird, it flashes the witch sharpening her knife and then goes to 4:10 for me. wtf youtube?

https://youtu.be/NU1sIxVGR9o?t=250

think this works better

[–]MaroonMandible 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just realized how similar this scene is to this one from Monsters, Inc.

[–]jogden2015 36ポイント37ポイント  (10子コメント)

they're perfect for each other. reminds me of the old warner bros. cartoon. :)

[–]rannie_pophe 3ポイント4ポイント  (9子コメント)

Dinky Dog?

[–]jogden2015 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

here is youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_F83rANuhw

this is only PART of the cartoon, as the complete cartoon is only available on the DVD warner brothers cartoon set.

here is wikipedia link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feed_the_Kitty

[–]RichardMcNixon 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

here's the ending as posted by /u/fizikz3 ... evidently some may find themselves accidentally at the witch part - it's before the witch part.

[–]jogden2015 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

odd, i opened the link of /u/fizik3 in a separate window and got "PAGE NOT FOUND" with a little reddit guy in the desert.

had you intended to include another link in your comment? :)

[–]RichardMcNixon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fixed! thanks for the heads up! forgot a Z from the uzername ;-)

[–]jogden2015 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

nah...i don't think Dinky Dog was warner brothers.

i'll try to look for a link to youtube.

EDIT: wow. never thought i would be downvoted for trying to be helpful. :(

[–]Nyarlathotep124 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

Marc Antony!

[–]OmniTG 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wondered if the dog was named after the roman Mark Antony. Maybe as a refrance to Shakespeares dog of war monolog. Didn't find a direct refrance stating that. But I found that the kitten was sometime referred to as cleo, Short for cleopatra, mark antonys greatest love. Could explain the love he has for the kitten :-)

[–]Claent3h1st 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Mhm, nope, time for you (and me) to nap."

[–]dufis 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

my old st used to chase kittens pick them up in his mouth then gently put them down, never harming them. I guess he just liked making then into little slobber balls, i miss my dog

[–]blimeyguvnor 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a proper Lennie move there

[–]crashley21 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I squish you!

[–]JonZ1618 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like "smoosh" perfectly captures the situation here.

[–]Medschoolnerd 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh my goodness, that little wriggling butt at the end!

[–]Bismarcus 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ssh no tears, only dreams now.

[–]janosaudron 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have grown tired of this flea.

[–]alouwriter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

KITTEN REKT

[–]Ilpav123 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just the dog's head probably weighs like 5 times more than the kitten.

[–]PermaLunacy 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

This kills the cat

[–]Borkton 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I must climb Mount Dog!"

[–]getYOURBODYrdy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I did not even notice that the St. Bernard had a t-shirt on until I read the comments lol...

[–]iBangFatChix 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's how most boss fights go in dark souls and blood borne.

[–]Endors_Toi 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

hulk smash!

[–]MichaelJFoxxy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

So why is the St.Bernard wearing a t-shirt?

[–]_The_Obvious_ 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

Man fallout 4 has some great dog physics!

[–]Muronelkaz 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm glad it's everywhere...

[–]Nightfalls 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

So this is happening. I'm okay with this.

[–]eaowns 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Reminds me of my mom's story of her big German Shepard Lobo and a litter of her cat's kittens. Lobo loved these kittens, you see, and tried to help care and raise them. Unfortunately, Lobo was a lot bigger than these kittens, and kind of clumpsy. So, in his effort to help love the little babes, he killed about 4 of them with his big-ass paws. Oh Lobo, you meant so well.

[–]TomoCassie 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Should've named him Lennie.

[–]TheAero1221 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

:( Why'd you have to remind me of that damn depressing-ass story!

[–]scaredallthetime 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wack!

Wiggle wiggle wiggle!

[–]WiseChoices 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Gimme a kiss, you big mug..."

[–]ThatIsMrDickHead2You 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uncle... I said uncle.

[–]The_Sketch 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finish him...

[–]lolpan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn... That kitty got defeated

[–]bronzekite 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's some cartoon level shit right there.

[–]gingersnaps96 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to dark souls.

[–]snelling 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shhhh go to sleep... only dreams now

[–]SkitzoOnAdderall 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

that looks like the dog from the movie, The Great Mouse Detective

[–]smaier69 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

LOL!!

"Have a seat, junior".

[–]________9 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I watched that at least 20 times.

[–]sean_incali 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That st bernard is wearing clothes...

[–]justtotellyouso 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This one doesn't get old.

[–]teetotaldog 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"... this is my life meow..."

[–]CR_MadMan 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beaten with love...

[–]germanwizard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The thumbnail image on my phone looks like a penis and dog....

[–]jakj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's one way to reposition internal organs.

[–]KGBspy 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What language are they speaking in the background?

[–]Highlordomega 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how I feel whenever my nephews are over and try to get a reaction out of me.

[–]gifpol 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: puns

[–]Indigent_Moron 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sssshhhh.You sleep now.

[–]broski125 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

attack on Titan in a nutshell.

[–]coleman_7 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

what kind of dog is this?

[–]mrtoycar 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, she asked for it by clawing at his face. It's only fair that he crush her

[–]ConnorTheCatholic 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Saint Bernard is wearing a tshirt! Holy shit!

[–]sun_tzu_strats 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

this gif is so much better if you loudly add two BOOM sound effects: one when he puts his arm and another when he lays down

[–]LivingBehind 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

and no ones noticing on the doggy t-shirt ?

[–]10000Daze 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Bernard is wearing a shirt, amazing.

[–]Skiminimz 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel bad for the poor puppy having to put up with that, but I did chuckle at the kitten trying to burrow it's face in the mouth wrinkles.

[–]subsbligh 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh and he's wearing a T-shirt. Aww

[–]mwm5062 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like the Scrappy Doo of kitty cats.

[–]el_koog 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As they would say in old English, it was smackth downth

[–]ThatOtherOneReddit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Having known a family that raised st. bernards. Be careful they don't realize how big they are and have seen them kill multiple smaller dogs / cats pretty much accidently.

[–]XmoradorX 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did the cat get squished to death?

[–]Highlordomega 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you watch the source posted elsewhere in the comments you will see that it didn't even stop its attack for long.

[–]shepards_hamster -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

The kitten may win, it will live past 10.

[–]elruary -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Saving this