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[–][deleted] 1817ポイント1818ポイント  (180子コメント)

she's pretty much asking people to try

[–]yoga-pants-yes 1180ポイント1181ポイント  (168子コメント)

this or she's using it to save face if someone she knows spots her

[–]jamiemac2005 210ポイント211ポイント  (149子コメント)

Good call, why did she bother mentioning the navy?

[–]kronikwookie 876ポイント877ポイント  (88子コメント)

Cause when he goes overseas, she's DTF.

[–]HazMat68W 149ポイント150ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly this

[–]99639 124ポイント125ポイント  (29子コメント)

Hi my name is Jody. I am a boy.

[–]William707 49ポイント50ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for keeping my spot warm last night while I was at work.

[–]KiltedCajun 32ポイント33ポイント  (26子コメント)

Hi Jody! My name is Sancho! Nice to meet you!

[–]Schilthorn 72ポイント73ポイント  (16子コメント)

either way, this woman is fucked!

Jody is a term in the USA military for the guy at home fucking your wife / girlfriend while you're deployed. Can also mean a broke dick soldier unfit for deployment who stays back and fucks your wife while you're away.

[–]TheCannon 43ポイント44ポイント  (5子コメント)

My name is Sancho, I live in the Rancho

I make 5 pesos a day

I go see my Lucy, she shows me her pussy

And takes my 5 pesos away

Ole!

  • Porta-potty: Houston, Texas

[–]Axis_of_Weasels 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

*sung to la cucaracha

[–]moderatelybadass 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Man, all I ever see is that same old shit, over and over. "Here I sit...", "Call... for a good time blowjob anal orgy. ", "... Wuz hear", "Cardinal direction side BloodCrypMexicanAryanThirtysomethingKiller...", An anarchy symbol, a few crude drawings of dicks, with or without balls, one or more crude drawings of tits, but always less than the number of dicks, and occasional racial/sexist/homophobic words/phrases, a swastika, or an AB,standing for Aryan Brotherhood, to denote the most serious cases of inbreeding.

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        [–]robm0n3y 67ポイント68ポイント  (51子コメント)

        I have a friend who married a guy in the army. She told me that the hospital on the base sees lots of wives getting STD test a few weeks before their husbands are scheduled back. Wives of service men get lonely.

        [–]Jerry_the_Cruncher 160ポイント161ポイント  (32子コメント)

        They knew what they signed up for. The men make huge sacrifices and so should they. Filthy heathens.

        [–]1BigUniverse 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yea theres really no justifiable reason why any woman or man should cheat on their military SO. Reminds me of the pathetic/high pitched cry my brothers ex girlfriend made when he found out she was sleeping around while he was deployed. Someone called the cops because her crying made it sound like someone was getting murdered in our house. So yea that's that and you can now ama if you would like.

        [–]Kreeyater 40ポイント41ポイント  (30子コメント)

        And US Navy personnel don't have some strange in some ports?

        C'mon, man... either side has their good and bad.

        [–]Lauxman 25ポイント26ポイント  (14子コメント)

        Navy? Dunno. For those who spent their time outside the Wire in Iraq / Afghanistan, though...

        [–]joicebear 19ポイント20ポイント  (3子コメント)

        My husband was just in Thailand and he said a lot of guys who were married were going to brothels and sleeping with prostitutes. They even told him, "what, it's hard to NOT cheat on your wife while you're here!" smh.

        [–]Ludwig_van_Niggerfag 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

        Deployed spouse cheats: shitty. Dependant spouse cheats while relying on deployed spouse for housing, money, health insurance: even shittier.

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          [–]VaginalBurp 42ポイント43ポイント  (14子コメント)

          Wives of service men are sometimes whores.

          FTFY

          [–]xxMrAnarchyxx 28ポイント29ポイント  (13子コメント)

          My ex wife is in the army, she was the whore... Is the whore.

          [–]VaginalBurp 5ポイント6ポイント  (9子コメント)

          Was she just blowing everyone in the unit, or something???

          [–]xxMrAnarchyxx 9ポイント10ポイント  (4子コメント)

          She fucked her recruiting sergeant, and another recruiter from the same office. Tried to fuck another sergeant from a different office, but the guy wouldn't do it unless his girlfriend was involved(threesome). She Just married some guy and pretends to like him just so she can get more benefits, meanwhile she fucks another guy from the army. I'm sure there's more.

          [–]VaginalBurp 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

          God damn. Sorry bud. I guess no one makes it through the game of "penis in pussy" without accidentally sticking it in "crazy" at least once......

          It's a shame you couldn't get pregnant so you could take all of her shit.

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              [–]Ludwig_van_Niggerfag 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

              She is going to fuck a lot of dudes.

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                [–]leftshoe18 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                That's depressing...

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                    [–]peopledontlikemypost 62ポイント63ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    So you know her boyfriend is not in town

                    [–]LoveMeSexyJesus 25ポイント26ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Makes it sound like she's trying to repel guys if someone she knows actually spots her. Also, being honest about some things the parts you're lying about more believable.

                    [–]TipOfLeFedoraMLady 62ポイント63ポイント  (4子コメント)

                    she's experienced with seamen.

                    [–]MCMXChris 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    In the Navy!!!

                    In the Navy!

                    She enjoys getting pounded when he's in the Navy

                    [–]infernalsatan999/A/N 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

                    Because her "boyfriend" will send you this message:

                    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

                    [–]thismightberyan 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…

                    [–]sarkastick 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Gorilla warfare..fucking military has taken their training to a whole new level

                    [–]khalinaj 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Gorilla warfare....made my day ;-)

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                      [–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 13ポイント14ポイント  (12子コメント)

                      Mostly for intimidation factor. Although she should have said marines if she was trying to go down that route. I work in Annapolis md and frequent bars where navy guys frequent because the naval academy is here.Intimidation is definitely not a word i would use to describe those guys. But as someone else said she is probably trying to hook up but look like she's faithful just in case someone she knows saw her profile, so has to keep some truth to it.

                      [–]wadester007 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Because if something doesn't go her way she can she she will get her boyfriend that's in the navy to beat you up.

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                        [–]whimsicai 257ポイント258ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        That was also my thought.

                        [–][deleted] 39ポイント40ポイント  (11子コメント)

                        I've known chicks to be incredibly paranoid with tinder, the last girl from tinder I fucked said she wouldn't right swipe anyone she had mutual friends with.

                        [–]TIGGER_WARNING 35ポイント36ポイント  (9子コメント)

                        What's funny is that it's almost trivial to find anyone you know on tinder if you actually care to do so.

                        Those girls dramatically overestimate the degree to which anyone gives a fuck about them.

                        And for a long time, changes to FB's graph search made it possible to run a simple query and get back all of your friends on tinder.

                        [–]poizone 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Graph search is beyond scary. I made a search url which returned all people I could view within 20 miles in a relationship who use tinder. The list was no where near empty.

                        [–]TIGGER_WARNING 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        Third-party apps that use Facebook Connect don't exactly volunteer to remove their permissions, to be fair. So a lot of those people wouldn't turn out to be active tinder users.

                        Whole topic's pretty fucking cynical, though. I have a massive tinder dataset I plan on turning into a chat corpus, and I can't say it improves my outlook on humanity.

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                          [–]call_me_miguel 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

                          Elaborate? That graph search bit sounds interesting.

                          [–]Exid3nt 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          If you type into the searching bar.

                          You can add words like "My friends" "who use" "Tinder" or something like that. With such terms who can look for people who liked, used a specific thing.

                          Works also for "My Friends who like Lionel Messi" and you will be showed the people of your Friends list who liked the page of professionel football player lionel messi.

                          If you play around you can see many more terms. But it only works in the english version i think.

                          [–]DuncanMonroe 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          I right swipe especially people I know IRL. Mostly people I went to high school with and know in passing. Success rate is infinitely higher. In fact these are the only cases that work for me

                          [–]tandemlee 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          This is conniving yet obviously true, I feel like an idiot for not realizing that's what she's doing immediately..

                          [–]ovoKOS7 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          but they still gonna wonder why she on Tinder lol

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                            [–]1BigUniverse 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Im willing to bet her Boyfriend didn't know she had a tinder. Well. im sure he does now...

                            [–]macegr 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            It's Yoda logic. Do, or do not: there is no try.

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                              [–]foolish-decisions 869ポイント870ポイント  (75子コメント)

                              I live in a naval town. There are few things so deafeningly loud as the sound of 4000 wedding rings hitting the pavement when an aircraft carrier goes out to sea. This girl is here for more than an ego stroke. She just wants to be convinced to cheat.

                              [–]ColdFire86 351ポイント352ポイント  (31子コメント)

                              Man....you absolutely nailed it.

                              Maybe even more deafening is the sound of 10,000 wedding rings hitting the pavement on an Army post and the screech of every bar door within a 50 mile radius being pushed opened the night after a division is sent off on deployment.

                              [–]zach10 168ポイント169ポイント  (17子コメント)

                              That is so fucked up.

                              [–]wsumner 86ポイント87ポイント  (9子コメント)

                              Yet so so true.

                              [–]Redrum714 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Sounds like some prime territory!

                              [–]1BigUniverse 37ポイント38ポイント  (6子コメント)

                              Can confirm. Hooked up with a Marines wife, didnt find out until I texted her the next day to see if she maybe wanted to get coffee or something (because I really had fun with the girl) and she told me not to text her and she wasn't perusing a relationship because her husband was overseas. I felt so ashamed.

                              [–]PeterSutcliffe 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Jesus, what a fucking cunt (not you obviously.)

                              I'd feel like a piece of shit too if I were in your shoes, but you weren't to know man it's not your fault.

                              [–]fookee 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              I found Jodie.

                              [–]rokuk 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I felt so ashamed.

                              nothing for you to feel ashamed of. you did everything "right." it's on her for dragging you into a shitty situation. if you had known before you went to town on her, that's one thing. but you have zero responsibility here (from what it sounds like)

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                                  [–]fattict 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  They don't call em "dependas" for nothing.

                                  [–]N_o_p_e_ 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Jodie is everywhere.

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                                    [–]Troggie42 101ポイント102ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                    Yeah, shit like that is why I refused to date while in the military. I had opportunities sure, but I didn't want a relationship, because I had quite a few friends who met someone who was fucking amazing before the marriage, and became a horrible person afterwards. Too many predatory wannabe spouses near bases. They want that sweet sweet BAH.

                                    [–]ColdFire86 65ポイント66ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                    Yeah I don't blame you. I was in the army and my gf cheated on me during my year long deployment. She took my car and drove to some guy's house and LIVED with him for months before I found out through a friend and broke up with her over the phone before hanging up to the tune of mortars impacting in the background.

                                    [–]Troggie42 28ポイント29ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                    Ah, but the most important part: did you get your car back? ;)

                                    I actually had a friend with a similar situation, except there wasn't a deployment. His wife was cheating on him right under his nose, he found out about it while the dude messaged her on her laptop while he was fixing it. When he confronted her about it, she freaked the fuck out, took the brand new car that was in his name only, left her piece of shit car, and took the kid, and went to AZ to live with her parents (we were stationed in DE). They got divorced later, I forget exactly what happened since I got orders outta there, but I think he gave up custody completely because he was so devastated by the events. He was one of the more caring and innocent guys I know, that shit changed though. Really sad.

                                    [–]ColdFire86 34ポイント35ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                    Yes I got my car back.

                                    Such a shame how prevalent cheating/infidelity is in the military. So glad I got out. I didn't know what a healthy relationship was until I left.

                                    [–]Troggie42 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Hooray!

                                    Same... Well, aside from the healthy relationship thing. Call it relationship PTSD, LOL.

                                    [–]seditious_commotion 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                    Such a shame how prevalent cheating/infidelity is in the military.

                                    The worst part is that, up until very recently you would be court Martial-ed, serving hard labor/jail time, for committing adultery yourself.

                                    (I can still happen but has gotten much less prevalent in the 2000s)

                                    [–]randomselfdestruct 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    My brother was dating this chick for awhile. She goes out into the streets and throws a tantrum. Cops get called, they look into the windows and see a bunch of pot pipes. They bust my brother and take everything.

                                    In front of the judge my brother follows a friend of his with a similar story.

                                    He says "Well I was thinking about joining the Army."

                                    The judge, with out hesitation says good! If you join all charges dropped. My brother comes to me and my family and tells us the truth. The reason he was joining was to get the fuck away from this crazy girl.

                                    Six months go by and he's coming out of boot camp and going into his specialized training (I dont know what it's called) He seems happy.

                                    Suddenly, he calls me up and says he's getting married. To who?! That fucking psycho ass bitch.

                                    Months go by, they get married in december, she gets pregnant moves to Georgia with him. Has a baby, then convinces him to leave the army move back to his home town, where she then becomes an abusive women. Hitting him in the face while he has their child in his arms. She's even threatened me at gun point.

                                    They get divorced after 2 years, and I dont know after that since I dont really talk to my brother anymore.

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                                      [–]SNES-Internet-Exp 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                      BAH?

                                      [–]LolaRockabella 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                      I live in a half army town (we're very close to base, so people who want to live in a nicer home, come here) and if all the wives are cheating, they're doing a good job of hiding it. I have three as neighbors, and they're almost always home with the kids watching tv or gardening.

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                                        [–]Socks_Junior 84ポイント85ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                        Uh-oh. The harpies have been angered.

                                        [–]nephrium 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                        The Leg-beards are coming.....

                                        [–]kcavo00 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                        Pretty sure the man hating fatties banned me from their lair of scum and villainy. I was on a roll too...

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                                          [–]Gushin_Granny_4u 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          I wonder how many of the replies there will be from people who have served and know what they're talking about.

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                                            [–]feral__ghoul 59ポイント60ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                            Bitches cheating on their man while they're off to a fuckin war zone, serving their country is fuckin low.

                                            [–]speedrhino 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            Fuck off, Jody.

                                            [–]overzealous_farker 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            No kidding. I lived near Mayport, FL. I remember seeing on the news the carrier group had sailed, and by Friday night the bars where packed with women who had tan lines on their ring fingers.

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                                              [–]r0botdevil 338ポイント339ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                              This is more than likely just a cover put up in case one of his friends sees her profile. I'd wager she's on Tinder for exactly the same reason most other people are.

                                              Either way, though, she's a shitty person.

                                              [–]JRS0268 106ポイント107ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                              Soul-crushing disappointment?

                                              [–]Trapped_SCV 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                              I'm willing to bet your soul crushing disappointment is her mild frustration about needing to sort through all the options.

                                              [–]Enzown 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                              You clearly haven't been following the two rules.

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                                                [–]Life_is_strange_ 539ポイント540ポイント  (204子コメント)

                                                She's going to say something along the lines of, "I'm just on here for friends.." So you're telling me you judge your friends based on looks?

                                                [–]urbn 107ポイント108ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                Shes on there to meet "friends" to buy her free meals take here to and from bars, and pay for her drinks. Just don't try to have sex with her.

                                                [–]AdvocateForTulkas 78ポイント79ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                ... And then have sex with her but never really talk about it but repeatedly do this for awhile without ever talking about anything you're doing.

                                                ... Not that I know anything about this.

                                                [–]fattict 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Nah she's here to have sex, just not have sex with you.

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                                                  [–]Bronze_Bound 717ポイント718ポイント  (171子コメント)

                                                  No, she is looking to hook up with someone better than her boyfriend. Girls often do this; when she cheats on her boyfriend it won't be "her fault" because she told the other guy she had a boyfriend.

                                                  Source: life

                                                  [–]lieagle 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                  I've actually heard a girl say that she doesn't befriend ugly people...at least not the ones shoe goes out in public with.

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                                                    [–]Vroonkle 168ポイント169ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                                    She's on the hunt for Jody! That poor sailor is going to come home to an empty bank account, and a pregnant girlfriend.

                                                    [–]StraightTalkExpress 41ポイント42ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                    Jody Highroller??

                                                    [–]99639 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                    Sadly, no. Not even Jody three moons. Just Jody boy who fucks your gf.

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                                                      [–]Maadrussian 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      I guess not too many people know who a Jody is. Pronounced (Joe D)

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                                                        [–]trident28 467ポイント468ポイント  (18子コメント)

                                                        She is the kind of girl to tell her bf that they are 4 months pregnant when he gets back from a 6 month deployment

                                                        [–]notyetdeleted 368ポイント369ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                        It was some kind of delayed pregnancy, which takes 2 months to start. Side effects include the baby being born with darker skin and heightened dance skills.

                                                        [–]ConvenientGlitch 46ポイント47ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                        Maybe she's a sebacean born on a peacekeeper command carrier. They can delay the pregnancy up to 7 cycles.

                                                        [–]LoneKharnivore 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        I have no idea what the frel you are talking about.

                                                        [–]Wile-E-Coyote 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        A Farscape reference, that's frelling rare.

                                                        [–]BigNaturalTilts 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        Love the Farscape reference!

                                                        [–]Vvictis 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        I logged in just to upvote this Farscape reference!

                                                        [–]nyeds 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                        respekt.

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                                                          [–]cjgroveus 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                          My life would be perfect with 3 black sons like me myself and irene

                                                          [–]wicknest 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                          its on google i looked it up so its scientifimically proven.

                                                          [–]intensenerd 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          Sure thing Ricky.

                                                          [–]doubleshao 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          If I can't smoke and swear I'm fucked

                                                          [–]UncleGrga 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                          the latin name is Dependapotomus

                                                          [–]ScramblesTD 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                          She doesn't have her own gravitational pull yet, so apparently she's still in the early stages of the disorder.

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                                                            [–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 121ポイント122ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                            Future dependapotomus.

                                                            [–]mysonwhathaveyedone 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                            10 years later will have evolved to landwhalewivesomus

                                                            [–]Troggie42 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                            Possibly current, you don't have to be fat to be a dependa.

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                                                              [–]Bacon_Moustache 924ポイント925ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                                              Is it wrong that I just want that dude to come on Reddit and see this and fucking dump her? Few weeks later she updates her profile to say "Gag reflex as absent as my ex-boyfriend in the Navy!"

                                                              [–]ScaryBilbo 43ポイント44ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                              Its a good thing she tilted her head to the side or we wouldn't be able to see her face and her tits. /s

                                                              [–]fospher 305ポイント306ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                              Translation: "Jump through endless hoops to get to me!"

                                                              Hell no.

                                                              [–]Boise13 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              other translation: "would be willing to change that if you seem like you have a lot of money"

                                                              [–]Ceejae 109ポイント110ポイント  (19子コメント)

                                                              Sad reality is she's attractive enough to get away with that attitude.

                                                              [–]SomeSayDontBlink 120ポイント121ポイント  (13子コメント)

                                                              Only if you let her

                                                              [–]Ceejae 96ポイント97ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                              A lot of guys will and do.

                                                              [–][deleted] 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                              Only for another couple of years. Just wait till she gets those hanging fat flabs under her arms and shit.

                                                              [–]Mobius01010 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                              Sounds like they're perpetuating their own problem.

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                                                                [–]Bronze_Bound 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                Her boyfriend does.

                                                                [–]Legionality 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                He only joined the navy to get away from her.

                                                                [–]MrCarey 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                If she lets me smash, it's cool.

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                                                                    [–][deleted] 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    Everyone say it now:

                                                                    Plausible deniabilityyyyyyy

                                                                    [–]CARVERitUP 24ポイント25ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                                    Yeah, I'm kind of sick of reading that in bios. "Happily taken, so don't get any ideas".....

                                                                    Bitch this is a goddamn dating app practically.

                                                                    [–]Galahad_Lancelot 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    practically? I heard it's more than that :P for straight up hook ups

                                                                    [–]DuncanMonroe 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                    No it's not. It's a get laid app.

                                                                    [–]cyph3x 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                    It's really not anymore. Half my matches use it as another Instagram

                                                                    [–]ModsAreShillsForXenu 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                    I fucking hate those idiots. They should be reported and removed.

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                                                                        [–]Dirty_Delta 64ポイント65ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        What she means is, If you are "hot" or very attractive, she will fuck you, because he is away.

                                                                        [–]Szos 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        She's basically saying that she wants to hook up, but its gotta be discrete.

                                                                        [–]boeggles 119ポイント120ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                        She's a cunt.

                                                                        [–]dafapguy 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        /r/mildlyinfuriating

                                                                        [–]CrossFatBob 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                        She does have her head cocked like a confused dog, maybe she thinks its words with friends.

                                                                        [–]muzeofmobo 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Yeah it's probably not so that she could fit her head and her tits in the picture. I mean, she has a boyfriend, so she has no reason to accentuate her attractiveness.

                                                                        [–]IAmSchwasted 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        What a bitch

                                                                        [–]_orion 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        She's just trying to say she loves sea-men

                                                                        [–]Rikhart 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        "my bf is in the navy, but here are my boobs, and a nice enticing smile".

                                                                        [–]Msj2705 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        She has no canine teeth... Just front teeth all the way around...

                                                                        Sorta creepy.

                                                                        [–]PacMoron 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                        What in the shit? LMFAOKGOYOUNEXT

                                                                        [–]RaRaRaV1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        WOOOOAH THEY KINDA LOOK LIKE DENTURES

                                                                        [–]Blue-Purple 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Saying you're on Tinder to meet people is like saying you're on Brazzers for the plot

                                                                        [–]sitaenterprises 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        "How wonderful. My names Jodie, by the way. What's yours?"

                                                                        [–]VaginalBurp 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Do you think the BF is smart enough to understand what she is doing? I hope so. It's always kind of crushing to see a military person get taken advantage of by the partner that is supposed to supporting them at home. She is, ironically, supposed to be his anchor.

                                                                        She is fucking so many dudes........

                                                                        Sorry Navy guy.

                                                                        [–]GCKimuras 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Girls with "boyfriends" in the military cheat more than ANYONE. lol so yeah...definitely try.

                                                                        [–]Boise13 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                        this is basically what Tinder is. Women who are lonely but won't even come close to making anything happen. I hope this girl breaks her arm.

                                                                        *edit. Girls who are lonely.

                                                                        [–]chippeh 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                        Why her arm specifically?

                                                                        [–]Boise13 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                        Because an arm is annoying to break. We use arms thousands of times a day and it would really be an inconvenience.

                                                                        [–]blessyolife 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                                        There's should be a quest to find who her boyfriend is and send this shit to him.

                                                                        [–]SaintBaconator 20ポイント21ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                                        1. Match with her.
                                                                        2. Then find her on Facebook. Should be fairly easy to find bf.
                                                                        3. Add bf on Facebook.
                                                                        4. Send screenshot of tinder profile/message.
                                                                        5. Profit

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                                                                          [–]CagedRyno 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Sooooo she's a typical military gf/wife

                                                                          [–]R3p3rTh3l3n 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          No, this is perfect. Now she can judge people while making those same people feel bad for trying to talk to her. It's the perfect crime

                                                                          [–]forcrowsafeast 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Dependapotami are parasites on men in uniform. She's undoubtedly phrasing it that way for plausible deniability. She'll continue the charade when persuaded and only go out to 'hang out as friends', she'll cheat etc. and use the time he's away to seek someone better to leach off of while remaining strategically ambiguous about her true action. Though, quite like today's politicians, only enough to keep them out of official trouble, any idiot knows anyone with a significant other in a monogamous relationship has no business on Tinder.

                                                                          [–]4X4_FORD 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                          Navy....so she has a girl friend

                                                                          [–]BarryMacochner 15ポイント16ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                                                          That or, "not here for a hookup".

                                                                          Bitch that's what this shit is designed for, fuck you here for then?

                                                                          [–][deleted] 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          A nice, good ego-stroking, and a free lunch, maybe.

                                                                          [–]ThePittWolf 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                          Any girl above an 8 on tinder is there to validate her attractiveness.

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                                                                            [–]scruz877 18ポイント19ポイント  (11子コメント)

                                                                            bruh 30% of Tinder users are married

                                                                            [–]Falc0n7 75ポイント76ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                                            83% of statistics are made up

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                                                                              [–]AsianThunder 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                                              ...unless you're a Marine.

                                                                              [–]medkint 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              yes I was on tinder, but I was only there to get directions on how to get away from there.

                                                                              [–]germinik 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              I've know a few Navy wives. Trust me, this chick is down to fuck. Thats the navy wife life style

                                                                              [–]hillary210 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Wth? Why is she on tinder??

                                                                              [–]rosco81 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              She is getting finger banged by Jody while he is away.

                                                                              [–]PM_ME_PICKLES_NOW 3ポイント4ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              every girl in LA on Tinder.

                                                                              "Not here to hook up"

                                                                              Then why the fuck are you on a hook-up app?

                                                                              [–]RossBoss95 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              Typical army wife

                                                                              [–]Niitai 21ポイント22ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                                              How bout reddit detectives find her bf and send this to him?

                                                                              [–]Wile-E-Coyote 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              As an ex-sailor, that's cute.

                                                                              [–]CRedmond20 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              fucking Ribbon Chasing Whore, I hope she gets AIDS. Someone should forward this to the BF, that's what I'd want in his boots

                                                                              [–]Asleep-In-The-Deep 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              'Please give me attention'

                                                                              [–]cabe565 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                                              My second favorite type of tinder user is the girl who you match up with, you have great conversation, then you ask her to coffee and she stops responding. Cool.

                                                                              [–]neoreii 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              good ole jodie

                                                                              [–]NerveGasFarts 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              The wrinkles in her eyes says she is 35+ years old and waiting for him to die so she can spend the rest of his moneu on coke and cock

                                                                              [–]DesertPunked 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                                              If reddit has taught me anything she says that because she wants people to try.

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