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Homeschooling was hard enough (i.imgur.com)

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[–]burntorangepeels 1023ポイント1024ポイント  (20子コメント)

It would appear that homeschooling did you multiple injustices.

[–]thinks_u_arent_done 566ポイント567ポイント  (11子コメント)

Mom: Now, in what year did the civil war end?

OP: 1865

Mom: Fucking nerd.

[–]Fire_Nation 124ポイント125ポイント  (5子コメント)

What are you gonna do? Cry to your mommy?

[–]sisonp 48ポイント49ポイント  (4子コメント)

You can just tell me, I'll let your mom know tonight.

[–]ASK_ME_ABOUT_INITIUM 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

/thread

[–]thebuddhaguy 36ポイント37ポイント  (0子コメント)

thank you for making me burst out laughing in my office....

[–]Mindpiss 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

Perhaps his parents will get devoiced?

[–]frogfu79 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Calm down there New Jersey

[–]bigdickpuncher 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

Lol, spelling wasn't one of the subjects covered.

[–]eddicted 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not hers strong suite.

[–]Anti_Venom02 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

imkluding the oveeous.

[–]fingernstrum 253ポイント254ポイント  (4子コメント)

Looks like your sister really has a thing for the older guys

[–]NaughtyMallard 34ポイント35ポイント  (2子コメント)

You really should look for your money back from that school.

[–]elwebst 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

And whether you considered your teacher to be hot could lead to some awkward moments, depending on the status of your arms.

[–]PallBear 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

"That time I was assigned Oedipus Rex and the teacher winked as she handed it to me..."

[–]Ce11arDoor 184ポイント185ポイント  (28子コメント)

OK, that took a sec, very funny.

[–]vishalb777 61ポイント62ポイント  (14子コメント)

I actually closed the image, browsed a few other images and came back to this one and said ohhhhh

[–]funkybassmannick 24ポイント25ポイント  (13子コメント)

I actually closed the image, browsed reddit some more, closed reddit, went to the grocery store to pick up some milk, and said ohhhhhhh

[–]UltraVioletDoge 17ポイント18ポイント  (10子コメント)

I actually closed the image, watched fifteen /r/deepintoyoutube videos, ran five miles, and memorized all of Edgar Allen Poe's works before I went "Ohhhh".

[–]GiftedPervert 13ポイント14ポイント  (9子コメント)

I actually closed the image, joined starfleet, was stabbed in the heart by a nausicaan, became captain of the enterprise, encountered a probe that forced me to live a lifetime as a member of an extinct race while mastering the flute before I went "Ohhhh".

[–]mjbatt 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I actually got tge joke right away.

[–]vaxorus 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you hadn't made a typo this would have been so good...

[–]mjbatt 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll live with it

[–]CGiMoose 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I actually closed this image, went deep into the forest and met an expert craftsman who helped me to forge the perfect stick which I then used to beat a dead horse before saying "Ooh".

[–]GiftedPervert 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your pain runs deep. Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.

[–]Voidwarlock -1ポイント0ポイント  (3子コメント)

Was the Jean-Luc or Kirk? I am guessing Kirk.

[–]Roxxorursoxxors 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope.

[–]GiftedPervert 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Picard from the episode "The Inner Light".

[–]Voidwarlock 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, I haven't reached that episode on Netflix yet. I just finished Evil Skin I think its called.

[–]knitrex -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got the joke right away, were you guys homescooled or something?

[–]GiveMeBackMySon 17ポイント18ポイント  (4子コメント)

Either I don't get it or I get it and don't think it's funny. (I hope it's the former. Please explain.)

[–]YourClassClown 33ポイント34ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's mostly the latter.

He's was homeschooled. No one was there to bully him, except his mom. His mom was his bully. His mom is married to his dad. /EndOfUnfunnyJoke

Edit: Because apparently I can't read.

[–]japanesehamantashen 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's actually the other way around. OP's mom was the bully, that's why they said "She's married to my dad".

[–]YourClassClown 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Edited now due to my stupidity.

[–]cinderxhella 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently this was a thinker. Thanks for asking for an explanation you weren't the only one scratching your head!

[–]Thebanks1 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Phew. That is why I read comments before saying something dumb.

[–]He_who_humps 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

I still don't get it, dammit.

[–]veloci-nap-tor 13ポイント14ポイント  (3子コメント)

The bully is their mum.

[–]He_who_humps 17ポイント18ポイント  (1子コメント)

Is it supposed to be funny?

[–]aaybma 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this a game to you?

[–]notdedicated 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Admittedly it could be his sister.. being closer in age it would make more logical sense as a bully and then the DOUBLE sting that his sister is now married to his dad.. he never did say "mom" in his post.

Also misspelled "maried" and missing punctuation on "she's" could be a second level indicating useless schooling all around.

[–]The_null-A 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Didn't trigger a laugh but titillating the spirit. Definitely worth an upvote.

[–]XHellcatX 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, you assessed that joke like it was a fine wine.

[–]Englishgrinn 60ポイント61ポイント  (13子コメント)

I choose to believe this is a stealth joke about the value of homeschooling. I'm an optimist like that.

[–]misterbe 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ, Marie.

[–]creamyturtle 57ポイント58ポイント  (2子コメント)

MARIED AS FUCK

[–]Evil_This 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, not only is this guy's sister fucking his dad, his mother's a terrible teacher.

[–]GroggyOtter 39ポイント40ポイント  (8子コメント)

Obviously the spelling portion of home school was a failure.

[–]Knight-in-Gale 18ポイント19ポイント  (3子コメント)

Report the Bully to your Mom.... wait, a minute... uh... shit.

[–]UltraVioletDoge 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just tell your teache-- oh. you're fucked.

[–]WootyMcWoot 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did she break his arms?

[–]sakurashinken 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its the only bully you were ever inside of.

[–]Grizzlypaws 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

How was it when she caught you with the Glamour magazine?

[–]merk444 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did she bully you right out of spelling class?

[–]userphan 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spelling is hard.

[–]Targaryen-ish 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who's Mary?

[–]JoshuMertens 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Married*

[–]mfg_colour 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

don't believe you were actually home schooled

[–]samuelludwig74 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

well, she did misspell "married"

[–]Sorrow27 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

http://youtu.be/csYKwEDwKkI

Something like this? Shitty quality but gets the point across

[–]showmeswife 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

😳 you hit the nail right on the head...

[–]burningscarlet 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very clever OP. Took me a full minute.

[–]Stoic_stone 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damnit Marie!

[–]headpiemaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like there has to be a community of people scheming to get misspelled memes onto the front page of reddit. There's no way this is a nonbiased representation of people's willingness to proofread.

[–]gh0sti 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The bullying never stops.

[–]mypasswordiscrabs 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Homeschooling had pluses and minuses for me.

On the one hand, missed out on a lot of the bullshit drama and what not of school, got to focus on stuff, was done by noon, was able to take college classes early, was able to program regularly as a kid and graduated at 16. This all worked out great for me career wise.

On the other hand, I was taught creationism. Wasn't until I was about 18 that I finally moved on from that. Weird as hell going from the world being 6k years old to billions. I and my (now mostly atheist former homeschooler) friends have had to do a lot of work to socially unfuck ourselves.

[–]ProudLandMammal 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right there with you bud. My mom also liked to use isolation as a punishment and would leave me home (we lived way out in the country) when she and my brother would go into townfor errands or the family would go out to eat, so I regularly went 3-5 months at a time without interacting with anyone but my family. So yeah I'm pretty much fucked socially.

[–]dream_walker09 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fake and spelled wrong. 0/10

[–]PorkRollAndEggs 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

How the fuck does this get so many upvotes? It's missing punctuation and has a word spelled wrong... Come on reddit!

[–]ladymoonshyne 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah and it's just stupid.

[–]wdmshmo 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did she break both of your arms, too?

[–]lifewontwait86 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, he's your bully because you slept with your teacher.

[–]deffno 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least when he dies she'll get all his money and things.. wait

[–]rohrschleuder 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your name wouldn't happen to be either; William S. Preston, esq., or 'Ted' Theodore Logan?

[–]GrampappyJoe 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could have had a good fucked up seal, looked up my middle school bully, married to my middle school crush.

[–]Dreamscarred 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can relate, OP. As much as it benefited me to be home schooled, it made me absolutely despise my mom with some of the things she said out of frustration, as well as physical abuse she did to my sisters and myself - including bashing my sister's head against a dresser to "beat the stupidity out".

[–]qu4ttro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

And it clearly worked...

[–]kemekokitten 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That took me way to long to understand. At first all I though of was your parent was home schooling other kids.

Then I thought your half sister or adopted sister married your dad...

And then it hit me. Your mum. /sigh Mondays.

[–]setfire3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

the bully also steals op's lunch every lunch break, probably dinner too.

[–]genocidalwaffles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least she isn't married to your mom, brags about it, and brings up that she's fucking your mom on a daily basis

[–]xspixels 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

things that never happened for 100 Alex.

[–]fb3playhouse 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks this made my day lol

[–]locotxwork 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Maried" . . yup, homeschooled

[–]Zaku0083 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worst part is his biggest bully as a kid was his sister...

[–]EllieStCyr 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I got this instantly. The only bully I ever had was the one I called 'mom.'

[–]FunkypackTriv 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was homeschooled. Bullied by what I'm assuming is his sister. Now his sister and his stepmom are the same person

[–]the_typo_dick 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Married*

[–]0fficerNasty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

*Married

Apparently, not hard enough.

[–]xsenis112 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

i immediately thought about movie 43 when i saw this

[–]winters57 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So, basically this?

https://youtu.be/csYKwEDwKkI

[–]HotKarl_Marx 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hence the misspelling of "Married."

[–]ixijimixi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, Missy! Uh, I Mean Mom...

[–]FireBlast101 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looked up life long bully.

My brother.

[–]John_Bot 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

First meme I've laughed out loud to in awhile

[–]GadflyIII 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/5c166bcd0831f66dfa362fc52d3e9943/tumblr_mqf1dogBDZ1rzd6w3o1_400.gif

[–]misspeden 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Homeschooling at its finest "Married"

[–]Doulich 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sounds kinky...

[–]ExtremistPanda 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

should have broken both your arms. would have gotten better treatment.

[–]imgurtranscriber -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here is what the linked meme says in case it is blocked at your school/work or is unavailable for any reason:

I definitely seized up

Post Title: Homeschooling was hard enough

Top: LOOKED UP MIDDLE SCHOOL BULLY

Bottom: SHES MARIED TO MY DAD

Original Link1 | Meme Template2

[–]acherem13 -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

umm.......... Sorry for the shit quality btw.

[–]PokemonMaster619 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

So...your mom was a bully to you in middle school, or your middle school bully is now your stepmom, can someone explain the context here for me?

[–]YourClassClown -3ポイント-2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guess you were getting bullied/raised by a father when they covered grammar and spelling.

[–]sticky-shorts -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

I read the meme three times and still didn't understand the punch line but I did notice the misspelling. I thought about its meaning for a few seconds, then still flummoxed, for some unfathomable reason I decided to review the comments for possible redditary insight. So, now I know. A joke, humorous only to the OP, but I'm not the kind who issues down votes lightly. I am, however, smart enough to wonder just WTF wasn't the punch line self-evident! Which is why I'm now debating the % possibility of myself having had a TIA somewhat earlier today. And that really isn't funny.

[–]mjbatt 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get your shit together, man.

[–]Omoshiroi_ -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Close enough OP, "maried" is also an anagram for "admire".