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[–]Horse_trunk 243ポイント244ポイント  (20子コメント)

In high school I was friends with the dude who plays the rat. He'd sneak us in after hours and we'd eat left over pizza and give each other handjobs

[–]Dank-Sinatra 18ポイント19ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait im drunk what does this actually mean

[–]Dus-Sn 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP was friends with the guy who played the rat at Chuck-E-Cheese's. The rest is self explanatory.

[–]jk01 64ポイント65ポイント  (4子コメント)

Choo choo?

[–]NoviceElectromancer 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

ain't no breaks on the brojob express

[–]Blake_Majer 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

I showed some friends this story recently and now whenever we see each other we say choo-choo.

[–]IamMilesAMA 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Y'all can only live in fantasy so long... chase your dreams.

[–]quarianadmiral 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sounds sexy and weird all at the same time

[–]IamMilesAMA 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

God damn, now I want to jerk my friends off in a Chuck E. Cheese.

[–]thesilentpickle 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you guys play pranks on each other too?

[–]niggastolemygiftcard 274ポイント275ポイント  (15子コメント)

Fuckin Nate man.

[–]UltraVioletDoge 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

You know why his parents named him "Gunner".

[–]Tublover 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good old Private Pyle over here

[–]bawlz_ 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Insanely accurate hahaha

[–]Nate-Rod 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Okay man I'll calm down

[–]slowturtleboy 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

always a jake

[–]BobaFetty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Getting fed up with all the wives of his customers calling him an ugly woman. The khakis can only contain a limited amount of rage.

[–]CosmicAnusbitch-ass fuckboy 195ポイント196ポイント  (11子コメント)

Chuck E. Cheese is so weird. The yellow bitch could get it, but the Italian nigga is the stuff of nightmares.

[–]instantchildbirth 22ポイント23ポイント  (4子コメント)

Are you only tagged by me ass bitch-ass fuck boy or does everyone see that?

[–]tibby_throwaway 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]CosmicAnusbitch-ass fuckboy -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you. I'm trying to sleep and shit. Why don't you go choke on a duck's weewee you sadistic fuck.

[–]Chumbolex 150ポイント151ポイント  (22子コメント)

I was friends with creepy white kid in school. People don't understand what that dude goes through. I was in high school pre-Colombine, so people weren't aware of what fucking with that dude might cause. In our grade, his name was Kenny, and the way they fucked with him, I wouldn't be surprised if he went on a fucking rampage

[–]SecretiveNarwhals 94ポイント95ポイント  (14子コメント)

What was his name after your grade?

[–]PMmeyourMP5 79ポイント80ポイント  (9子コメント)

Shooter

[–]Phyrexian_Possum 12ポイント13ポイント  (7子コメント)

SHOOTER MCGAVIN

[–]jvgkaty44 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[–]Liamissocool 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

You eat peices of shit for breakfast?

[–]LuchadorBane 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah and Grizzly Adams had a beard!

[–]Meetybeefy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard

[–]mrchumbastic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was watching TBS the other day too!

[–]MetalDetectingGuy 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably something along the lines of "inmate no. 184"

[–]WannaBuildABIackMan 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid's name? Albert Einstein

[–]DownvotesMakeMeFap 6ポイント7ポイント  (4子コメント)

Did you love in pennsylvania by chance?

[–]Buc07 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

This must be from Dante's Pizza Palace

/s

[–]thisbaseball1 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

What the fuck. Not all white people are murderous psychopaths. Some of us only molest kids.

[–]MariotheGoat 65ポイント66ポイント  (1子コメント)

Guess I'm skipping for a couple days then. Need to be sure this nigga don't bring the heat to class.

[–]gingersnaps96 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

You gone come back on the wrong day.

[–]AwwShiggidy 111ポイント112ポイント  (127子コメント)

Are all these people in the comments using 'nigga' black? Am I the only black guy here? Wtf bruv.

[–]thesilentpickle 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

You ain't the only black guy here. We are the 18%

[–]AwwShiggidy 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

We are rising in numbers. I wonder if there's any sisters on this sub?

[–]thesilentpickle 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm honestly not sure. I remember in the last sub census we were in the upper teens but now I don't know. And I hope so but this sub is probably just a sausage fest.

[–]AwwShiggidy 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's atleast one, she responded to my first comment. A sub as big as this and there's like 8 black people. Lmao.

[–]sikeman214 86ポイント87ポイント  (45子コメント)

HAH. No, it's the subreddit culture. It's white people saying hip-hop-esque shit, bruh. Fam.

[–]AwwShiggidy 146ポイント147ポイント  (27子コメント)

That's really fucking sad

[–]Sketchys 58ポイント59ポイント  (7子コメント)

neckbeards wanna be cool and hip too ya know

[–]Arkazia -5ポイント-4ポイント  (2子コメント)

The fuck is wrong with white people being into hip-hop and its culture?

[–]KingofBukakke 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rule no. 8 lol

[–]sikeman214 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, I wasn't trying to directly sound black or try-harding when it was obvious who I was emulating.

[–]DubTeeDubMod[M] 20ポイント21ポイント  (13子コメント)

They really shouldn't.

[–]PmButtPics4ADrawing 19ポイント20ポイント  (6子コメント)

At what point will you consider renaming the sub /r/NeckbeardsUsingEbonics?

[–]DubTeeDubMod 10ポイント11ポイント  (5子コメント)

The other mods and I all know the comments here are terrible, hell most of the titles are awful too. The content is funny though, and we do our best to moderate that, keep out reposts, and cut down on shitposts and things obviously made in ms paint. We just dont have the bandwidth to track comments. The sub grew too fast and the demographic is far too much from the /r/all and /r/askreddit crowd.

[–]OmicronNine 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

The other mods and I all know the comments here are terrible, hell most of the titles are awful too. The content is funny though, and we do our best to moderate that, keep out reposts, and cut down on shitposts and things obviously made in ms paint.

That could be posted by almost any mod of almost any subreddit. :P

[–]rhajii 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wherein even the mods admit this subreddit is terrible...

9gag is to reddit as /r/blackpeopletwitter is to actual Twitter.

Honestly y'all should just call it quits; just decommission this shit before it devolves into the next Advice Animals.

You had a good idea but Reddit is the wrong platform.

[–]DubTeeDubMod 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

We've had an honest discussion before about just stop allowing comments here. They don't add anything to the conversation and are just cringe at best most of the time. But we decided not to due to the shit storm it would cause. One can dream though.

[–]rhajii 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you done started the biggest shit storm you could by getting 300k subs

[–]bored_nerd 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please reconsider closing the comments here

[–]jayteeconroy 4ポイント5ポイント  (5子コメント)

Teedubz I disagree

Nigga :^)
a-am I cool yet?

[–]DubTeeDubMod 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh jt, what are we gonna do with you

[–]jayteeconroy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about ban me 🌚
jk pls no

[–]n_body 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

yea preach it my n-n-n-nevermind

[–]BlueNotesBlues 35ポイント36ポイント  (42子コメント)

Fellow black guy here. I doubt all the people using 'nigga' are black. I'd be surprised if more than half were.

[–]Tanory07 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also black guy here; we represent every black person. None of us find it funny so you should be ashamed

[–]AwwShiggidy 28ポイント29ポイント  (31子コメント)

I thought it was legit a sub with black people not whiteboys in e-blackface. But then looking at the other racist subs on this site, I'm not surprised I guess.

[–]jackm02 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

You realize that the op you are writing in is stereotyping a certain white group right? People are just here to have fun

[–]AwwShiggidy 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

At our expense. The fucking sidebar apparently says 'we are all black here'. No the fuck you ain't. No wonder all those White women posts are upvoted. It's seldom that a black man is that thirsty for a white woman over a black woman. At least with all the black men I know.

[–]jackm02 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

Idk what to tell you man. I'm pretty sure most people are here just have fun. Sorry there isn't more diversity on reddit not sure what to tell you

[–]AwwShiggidy -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's more about the whole NIGGA BRUH comments not the diversity. Idk either man(!) We all just wanna say nigga and have fun man(!) idk(!)

[–]DubTeeDubMod -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reposting from another comment in this thread.

It was explained I'm a previous mod sticky that it is to prevent every comment from being either "as a white person" or "are you really black"

You should just comment and speak as you normally would.

We also have rule 8 that says basically the same thing.

[–]TriggerCut 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

yea I'm black too. or am I? just kidding, I'm definitely black.. or am I?

[–]AfroGold 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm black and I feel this awkwardness of confusion. Why would you want to pretend to be black if you're white?

[–]AwwShiggidy 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm actually shocked. Who was it that said everybody want to be a nigga but nobody want to be a nigga. That's what I'm feeling now. It's ok to go on the Internet and say 'we're all black here' but then ignore and mock black issues and call all blacks subhuman because of the actions of a few (Baltimore riots etc)? Shits weird fam(!)

[–]TheAdventMaster 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't conflate people taking interest in "black culture" (mainstream, flair, jargon, hip-hop, humor, etc.) with understanding what it means to actually be black.

My SO is black and I still don't understand it, although I try.

(And she keeps telling me to stop trying to talk like I'm black. Sadly, although I don't cuss or anything like that really, I just talk how I talk.)

[–]AfroGold 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Right. When shit hits the fan they don't want no part of it. I don't allow my white friends to say nigga. Its not respecting me or my people. Its ours, white people made it to down us we made it sorta positive and cool now they want part of the cake. Even if you are a cool white person be yourself don't use nigga it makes you look like a lame try hard dude who's willing to change his race to fit in. Like Weeaboos.

[–]AwwShiggidy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly! I have one uncle who tries to beat us if we say nigga around him even in a song lyric. He won't listen to any song with it in, he's been through some hardcore racism so I get it. He listens to Old school divas lmao, but the point is, Nigga isn't just a way to say Bro or whatever. People on here need to calm all the way down with wanting to use it so much. These same people would laugh and drag those white girls who dress up with cats ears and call themselves NEKO CHAN but then turn around and type BRUH NIGGA CATCH DEEZ HANDS.

[–]TheAdventMaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The nature of this subreddit is another discussion altogether, and will quickly get political or hurt people's feelings. To put it bluntly, it's strictly for humor / entertainment, mostly for white people.

[–]AscendSenpai -1ポイント0ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's cool to be black

[–]AfroGold 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm black, its has its advantages but it has more problems than advantages in America.

[–]AscendSenpai 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm mixed, sadly your right.

[–]_JustToComment 5ポイント6ポイント  (8子コメント)

You're black 2?! I think we're the only ones!

[–]AwwShiggidy 3ポイント4ポイント  (7子コメント)

Me, you and the other one who commented. There must be more of us somewhere!

[–]_JustToComment 1ポイント2ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yeah I think we all just keep our heads low cause this sub is just an embarrassing joke...

[–]TheAdventMaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

How so? Genuinely curious. My SO is black and half of the time I show her something from here, she tells me she's already seen it on FaceBook.

[–]_JustToComment 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

im not talking about the content. Im talking about the half racist users, the terrible titles, the sometimes full blown racist comments etc.

[–]TheAdventMaster 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, that's this sub. Gives you "great" perspective on how non-blacks view blacks / black culture.

[–]_JustToComment 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

non-whites

i think you meant non-Blacks?

[–]DubTeeDubMod -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

We do ban tons of users everyday for racism and have set up automod to report/remove specific words/phrases. It's just near impossible with the incredibly high amount of traffic here to really keep a lid on everything. The best thing you can do to help is to report shitty/racist posts and message us if to get it even faster.

[–]TemptingRight 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

Black female here.

[–]AwwShiggidy 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

What are your thoughts on this sub? I actually thought it was black people. But then all the posts about White Women made me think twice and then all these 'nigga' comments just confirmed it.

[–]EnnuiOnTuesdays 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Another black woman speaking, I can almost guarantee most of this sub is not black people. They are way too quick to say words like "bruh," "fam" or "nigga" and it comes off so inorganic and forced. Hence why I never feel the need to comment on this sub.

[–]MiroticVega[🍰] 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another black female here to confirm...this sub isn't what I expected it to be at all.

[–]Tenshik -2ポイント-1ポイント  (2子コメント)

they really need to take fatpeoplehate's cue and implement a flair system only for those who msg the mods and provide proof of their blackness and then proceed to assume every unflaired as potential whiteys. I say this as a white guy.

[–]DubTeeDubMod 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

We don't want to verify anyone here, and certainly don't want to take any cues from a hate sub.

[–]Tenshik 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would cease the incessant comments about white blame and accusations in this sub. Shit you guys acting like just because some bigoted subreddit had a good idea that means you can't use it. Like hitler never made many industrial advancements used to this day. Like nazi scientists didn't take us to the moon. All you'd be doing is taking a page from real life where we can see and assess who is speaking. This sub doesn't need anonymity to maintain relevance like many others do. Hell it has a lot to gain by dropping the act of everyone pretending to be something they aren't.

[–]molotovnic 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man!! This is by far the funniest one I've seen so far!!

[–]shaneration 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somebody reminded Chuck of his dad. Chuck hates his dad.

[–]fugbrah2 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not trying to start a flamewar but why is that every time there's something that may be offensive to white guys on this sub they always try and give a comeback. It's a joke, it's not even directed at anyone.

[–]jay8 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're sensitive as fuck.

[–]thesilentpickle 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

We all laugh at the posts making fun of black stereotypes on this sub, but when there is a post about white stereotypes people defend this shit harder than the way Fox News defended Darren Wilson.

[–]ihavetopee32 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, someone will have a loaded duffel bag one day and it aint the mouse.

[–]garglemymarbles 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the only subreddit that genuinely makes me laugh :-)

Thank you /r/blackpeopletwitter

[–]N_D_V 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid later grew up to become the theater thug.

[–]AverageMidget 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Noah always was unstable

[–]Edg4rAllanBro 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't probably understand the pain of asymptotes.

[–]hashtagswaggie 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Calm down George, you're outta control.

[–]Triapod 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"One of these days..."

[–]SkrappyLoc -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol white people so mad

[–]Mr_Tony_Stark -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dank meme bro

[–]RightCross4 -5ポイント-4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, don't worry about it. You're more likely to be stabbed by the guy whose mix tape wasn't as fresh as he thought.