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[–]KobeSucks 958ポイント959ポイント  (151子コメント)

Muslim girl from my High School had a similar quote

"No one's ever complimented my haircut"

[–]Echelon64 802ポイント803ポイント  (145子コメント)

"Your hair is the bomb, yo."

[–]_Blazebot420_ 611ポイント612ポイント  (44子コメント)

I'd give it at least 9/11.

[–]pm_me_ur_WBC_fanmail 310ポイント311ポイント  (5子コメント)

Hair volumizer can't melt steel hijabs.

[–]nixonrichard 69ポイント70ポイント  (4子コメント)

GreatClipsTruth.net.org

[–]KonnichiNya 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

FEMAcampTRUTH.gov.moe.edu.com.co.uk.jp.co.net

[–]thefatrabitt 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

yo I heard you like domains so I got you some domains for your domains.

[–]UpInSmoke1 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess you Haj to be there.

[–]Arendahl38 464ポイント465ポイント  (38子コメント)

Was my school the only one that never asked us for these? I feel like I was robbed of a golden opportunity to be a smart ass

[–]clara_johnson_road 113ポイント114ポイント  (24子コメント)

Because you were the class that sprayed ass spray in the hallways twice a semester and they knew they couldn't trust you

Edit: seriously, high schoolers out there. Do NOT FUCK WITH THIS STUFF. It's way worse than you could imagine and you just come off looking like an asshole, because it's satan's asscrack + somalian garbage

[–]Arendahl38 52ポイント53ポイント  (13子コメント)

XD i wish. My class was so broken up into cliques we couldnt even cooperate enough to make a senior prank happen. It was awful.

[–]tetsoushima 63ポイント64ポイント  (1子コメント)

You'll find that cooperating with your high school classmates is entirely overrated and that the best thing you can do is move on to make terrible personal mistakes in college.

[–]lushkiller 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My class had a few things planned that never happened because our terrible principle said that there was zero-tolerance for pranks and that anyone suspected of being involved in one would be arrested no matter how harmless it was. He never had our respect, so he always resorted to fear tactics to control us. We had 3 or 4 walkouts/riots in the last month of school, but I wasn't at any of them because of AP testing and visits with college faculty.

[–]KAwesome 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know the clique thing. The year before mine came up with the idea to release four baby piglets into the school (because I live in a rural area where piglets were available) with bibs numberd 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Some jackass in my year found a dead raccoon and threw it from a second story balcony into the main atrium of the school... the raccoon exploded when it hit the ground, four feet from the biology teacher. For a woman used to overseeing a bunch of teenagers dissect fetal pigs, she looked very disgusted and nauseous....

[–]FuckOffImDeaf 1ポイント2ポイント  (5子コメント)

No, it would have been awful if you did spray that stuff. Had a friend do that in the sixth grade and the entire fire department showed up and our school was evacuated because a teacher thought it was a gas leak. I've never seen that kid so scared when it all went down. That smell was the cause of my hearing loss as well.

[–]brendanepic 2ポイント3ポイント  (4子コメント)

How does smell cause deafness

[–]FuckOffImDeaf 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

What?

[–]brendanepic 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]FuckOffImDeaf 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

You make a good point, but I still think despite the humorous memes Keanu Reeves is actually an immortal vampire.

[–]Moose_Cake 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of our seniors got busted after breaking into the school after hours for a senior prank that involved sealing the school's entrances with cinder blocks. The next day we were all herded into the auditorium where the principle went ape shit threatening to cancel our grad ceremony. It was weird for everyone who wasn't involved.

[–]RealPleh 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does Somalian garbage have a distinctive smell? Can you describe it in extensive detail?

[–]PagingDoctorLove 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Look at it this way; it saved your future self from being embarrassed by what your teenage self thought was a GREAT quote. I decided that the words of Millard Filthmore best canonized my teen years. Good job, self.

[–]Arendahl38 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very true. I can definitely imagine my 18 year old self putting something in there that I might regret

[–]French__Canadian 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

At my high school, a guy wrote a meaningless poem where the first letter of each line spelled "penis".

[–]eternitymango 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My school seemed to have quotes for random people. Most of them were considered the popular students... so maybe not random.

[–]Goprouserb 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

You were definitely robbed, this was mine. http://i.imgur.com/Gsam0xN.jpg

[–]joannelove 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mine collected them, then didn't use them because "It isn't worth the space, they can but an ad in the back if they want that". I made or fixed every page of that yearbook, and I knew where people had added fluff(like girls who added like 9 pictures of themselves at school functions) and that space could be made, but no.

[–]Arendahl38 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah this sounds a lot like my yearbook commitee. I could see them saying this. But i was never even asked for one sadly.

[–]Ragan_aron123 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My school just chose random people for quotes

[–]imtheasianlad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cheap ass school only allows 10 students to get quotes its crap.

[–]jbend92 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine didn't either. Some seriously great memories could've been had if they did.

[–]BitchCallMeGoku 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

I used to joke with my Muslim friend that she had the advantage during the winter. Full on hijab seemed warm.

[–]whatshisuserface 1297ポイント1298ポイント  (155子コメント)

Not a single good hair day either.

[–]Feroshnikop 673ポイント674ポイント  (144子コメント)

Not a single hair day at all.

[–]ChrisHardwicksNavel 2010ポイント2011ポイント  (120子コメント)

Maybe she's bald. Schrödinger's Hijab.

[–]PoopJuiceExtract 186ポイント187ポイント  (40子コメント)

I have a theory that's why the Yamaka was invented. Jewish guys almost always have a bald spot right where the Yamaka sits.

[–]jbillzz33 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

My Dad didn't start wearing a yarmulke all the time until his mid 40's. We all tease him that he had some miraculous religious revival that coincided with when he started losing hair

[–]TwoSquareClocks 83ポイント84ポイント  (20子コメント)

yarmulke

American English strikes again

[–]JimmyRusslesPHD 69ポイント70ポイント  (16子コメント)

every time i see someone spell it yamaka , i think of yamaha, and then i just picture a rabbi with a sports bike for a hat

[–]xXWaspXx 22ポイント23ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think of Yamcha and I picture a rabbi being killed within the first several seconds of an encounter with a new enemy

[–]skushi08 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think of Yamcha, his Rogafufuken and his crazy feline sidekick Puar

[–]BossDrum 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think of Yakama and want to throw my skis on top of my car and head to Yakima to pick some apples.

Look it up.

[–]fromthesaveroom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same but with a nice jet ski

[–]Anywhose 15ポイント16ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wearing one since before I was 3. Long curly hair then, and still no bald spot today bla"h.

It's a famous Mel Brooks joke, though.

[–]sensically 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a chicken and egg situation.

[–]guaranteedawesome 24ポイント25ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wouldn't it technically be Schrodinger's hair? Because following that logic it should be Schrodinger's box... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]PitchforkEmporium 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That made my day!

Have a pitchfork

----E

[–]phammybly 35ポイント36ポイント  (57子コメント)

One of the funnier things I've read today. Have an upvote.

[–]Xacto01 37ポイント38ポイント  (55子コメント)

Only by observing do we change the state of her hair existence.

[–]Orca_Orcinus 26ポイント27ポイント  (52子コメント)

Schrodinger was making fun of the the notion that a state is unknowable until observed. It wasn't meant to augment the stuff Einstein had come up with, but rather, mock it, and show it's utter contempableness.

LINK

[–]winstrol_cycle 24ポイント25ポイント  (24子コメント)

That's the first time I've heard this. I don't know if it's true but I guarantee we'll see it again the next time it's referenced.

[–]Vertigo666 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here's the relevant section: Schrödinger did not wish to promote the idea of dead-and-alive cats as a serious possibility; on the contrary, he intended the example to illustrate the absurdity of the existing view of quantum mechanics.

Source: Schrödinger, Erwin (November 1935). "Die gegenwärtige Situation in der Quantenmechanik (The present situation in quantum mechanics)". Naturwissenschaften 23 (49): 807–812.

[–]zixkill 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

But quantum mechanics ARE absurd.

[–]BrownEyedPsycho 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've heard a physicist say this, but more like it's making fun of the weirdness of quantum physics and how strange it is.

[–]FoxBSoS 7ポイント8ポイント  (6子コメント)

True enough, but what he actually did was create a thought experiment that made the idea more clear and digestible to lay people. Funny how we don't get to decide how what we create is used.

Another fun example of this is how H.P. Lovecraft hated games and thought they were pointless. Now his creations are very popular amongst gamers.

[–]h3lblad3 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

Funny how we don't get to decide how what we create is used.

Someone should tell that to Monsanto!

[–]gologologolo 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

According to Schrödinger, the Copenhagen interpretation implies that the cat remains both alive and dead until the box is opened. Schrödinger did not wish to promote the idea of dead-and-alive cats as a serious possibility; on the contrary, he intended the example to illustrate the absurdity of the existing view of quantum mechanics.[1] However, since Schrödinger's time, other interpretations of the mathematics of quantum mechanics have been advanced by physicists, some of which regard the "alive and dead" cat superposition as quite real.

The link [1] is a German newspaper (I think) from 1935. Credible?

Despite the intentions, the possibilities of an existing/non-existing state simultaneously is heavily supported in Quantum Mechanics.

[–]948167053248715 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

who needs hair days when your the most devoted cosplayerever?

[–]rezilient 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who needs hair when you look like that?

[–]kihadat 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess this assumes she doesn't know how to be styling in her hijab.

[–]hassan214 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Technically, they're all good?

[–]ChubsMcChubsters 157ポイント158ポイント  (24子コメント)

Haha I'm actually friends with her in school Proof: http://imgur.com/PMqIJyT

[–]mothernaturer 108ポイント109ポイント  (2子コメント)

thet effort to cover the names lol

[–]crusticles 46ポイント47ポイント  (4子コメント)

I bet she's a hoot :) Good luck to both of you, have a great summer!

[–]Lonelan 60ポイント61ポイント  (4子コメント)

What a terrible Anne Frank quote

Gas killed way more people than kind spirits

[–]BlameItOnReddit 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing /u/ChubsMcChubsters near her face will probably weaken the friendship. Just call it a flaccid friendship now. A chub.

[–]Graffy 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That other girl has obviously never seen the sharp glory of a katana.

[–]frame_of_mind 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her last name is Harrison. Get her, boys!

[–]Laynio 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, that just proves you went to that school (or that you know someone who did or that you creepily have a random school's yearbook). Still cool, though. Lol, did you cross out that girl's face just for Reddit, or do you just hate her?

[–]afambelafonte 730ポイント731ポイント  (55子コメント)

I can't believe she allowed herself to be photographed. Being a ninja used to mean something.

[–]MacrosInHisSleep 135ポイント136ポイント  (19子コメント)

haha, that's pretty funny :)

Edit: His comments were in the negatives when I posted this. Now I realize it could have been perceived as sarcasm. I'm just having a bad reddit day :p

[–]mattintaiwan 99ポイント100ポイント  (17子コメント)

haha, I'm really glad you posted this comment :)

Edit: I didn't perceive your comment as sarcasm, I just thought it was pointless.

[–]Taliasaurus 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

More like nonja, terrible what passes for a ninja these days...

[–]overkillninja 311ポイント312ポイント  (39子コメント)

Ya'rr be warnnned of the shitty comments

[–]bigbouncytits 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is hilarious. The same joke maybe down voted to oblivion or up voted quickly. Reddit is in bi-polar mood tonight on deciding what is acceptable and what isn't.

[–]ekyris 29ポイント30ポイント  (22子コメント)

It's summer vacation for the grammar school children. It's gonna be this way on the defaults for a while :(

[–]IAmNotAPerson6 156ポイント157ポイント  (14子コメント)

You know what's worse than summer reddit? The people who think it's a real phenomenon, as if students don't reddit during the school year at all.

[–]clack-a-lack 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not like any of these preemptive " these comments suck" comments add any value to the conversation either

[–]Misspells_Stuff 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you think that this place is only incredibly stupid during summer.. You would be wrong.

[–]francais_cinq 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Summer vacation doesn't start for at least 2-3 more weeks.

[–]ekyris 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Huh, the students I teach are already out... There's always more variation than I would expect...

[–]WorkToiletStall 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

You have a ninja name but a pirate voice. I sense some internal conflict.

[–]murica_n_walmart 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

A Muslim girl at my school won "Best hair award" this year. She wears a hijab everyday.

[–]Dr_Jre 35ポイント36ポイント  (9子コメント)

I forgot to hand in my bit of paper with my quote on and they just put "James, was a "funny guy"" instead.

Thanks?

[–]ViolatingBadgers 199ポイント200ポイント  (76子コメント)

Fuck, it must suck to be a Muslim at times, some of these comments are horrible.

[–]Qweef 135ポイント136ポイント  (12子コメント)

I'm Sikh, I spent some time yesterday talking my Muslim friend off a (figurative) cliff because she had just ended a relationship of 5 years. Same thing happened a week prior with a black friend of mine. Regardless of what these fucks online think we all bleed the same. Some of our loved ones die, some of our loved ones cheat, our significant others get cancer, our children get hit by cars. But at the end of it all we understand that our collective life matters, and it's one life, when I hurt... you hurt, when you hurt... I feel pain. When you are happy, I am happy....and when I make you laugh...on reddit or out there, It ought not matter what we look like because we will both be dead soon, because we are the same. When you are happy I am happy

[–]unicornbutt96 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

as horrible as they can get it, it gets boring you hear the same things. no creativity at all

[–]asyf 136ポイント137ポイント  (30子コメント)

You get used to it. It's best to just ignore them, they tend to say the same thing over and over again.

[–]DownvoteDaemon 98ポイント99ポイント  (22子コメント)

Bruh...as a black redditor I can relate.

[–]Importantguy123 49ポイント50ポイント  (7子コメント)

Another black Redditor, that shit gets old really... really fast.

There's a lot of shit I'd love to share with my friends on this website but some of the people here just... smh.

[–]Anne_of_Avonlea 8ポイント9ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's so bad that I'm terribly close to leaving. I only frequent two subs now, and they're both for woc, everything else makes me want to cry/bang my head against a wall.

[–]BitchCallMeGoku 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

Seriously. The deadbeat dad joke goes round and round...

[–]jpatton89 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those are aggravating. But then I realize that my dad skipped out on me and my brothers when we were little. So it rings true. At least in my case. All these deadbeat black dads are making the good black dads look bad...

[–]thatdudeadam 22ポイント23ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm still not used to it. Still getting used to the shitty comments on reddit

[–]isthisatrick 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dont worry too much about it. Most of those people arnt the majority by a long shot. Most of them are misguided and old, or young and naive. Some of the young ones usually come around when they get older and socialize

[–]mariaellax 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

The scary thing is that the more of those comments you read, the more you start to think they are the majority

[–]Lonelan 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spoiler alert: the shitty comments are made by shitty people, and shitty people are shitty people everywhere

[–]Tarver 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Bitch look like a midget Leto Atreides II"

... was I creative?

[–]rofaalla 19ポイント20ポイント  (4子コメント)

I always tell my self to ignore any posts even remotely related to Islam to avoid the heartache but somehow I always end up reading every single comment,it's like being in an abusive relationship with the Internet,it sucks

[–]DaveYarnell 13ポイント14ポイント  (4子コメント)

Its just a few neckbeards. They all (the angry Muslim haters) talk about yow their religious parents were abusive, so now they "speak out" aka preach hate against religion. A few others are sometimes conservative Europeans who hate Muslims, but mostly its the same guys who talk about rule 1: be attractive and how "watresses are evil they flirt with everyone" and how "I cqnt treat anyone with respect who believes in a magical ghost" and on and on.

Honestly it doesnt bother me. I wish i could speak to them face to face because the hate stems from a broader negative outlook on life, and life really can be as pleasant as you make it, very jpyful, so I just wish i could meet them and nudge them to make changes to help them be more positive.

[–]Rostin 11ポイント12ポイント  (8子コメント)

I think that in 2015, I'd rather be gay than Muslim, from the standpoint of social acceptance.

[–]UrsaMajor74 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

My best friend's senior quote said "Plot Twist: I don't have hair"

[–]19sam19 54ポイント55ポイント  (19子コメント)

Humor from the likely object of unrelenting prejudice: she wins.

[–]Hauberk 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

BARBERS HATE HER!

[–]lady_skidmarks 30ポイント31ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is cute. Lovely!

[–]mothernaturer 35ポイント36ポイント  (12子コメント)

People ITT seem either really uncomfortable a legitimately innocent, funny joke including a Middle Eastern gal not linked to Islam just happened or take this as a chance to preach equality.

Sad that we can't treat different people fucking normally.

[–]The_Sexual_Potato 26ポイント27ポイント  (1子コメント)

i like her sense of humor and her smile :)

[–]lupe2012 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sure you do sexual potato. Sure you do.

[–]visionsandrevisions2 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to work with a girl who wore a headscarf and she's always complain about bad headscarf days so... give and take I guess haha.

[–]naturelover7777 12ポイント13ポイント  (5子コメント)

we all like to eat and laugh, so why can't we just all get along?

[–]SanctusAdolphus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah maaaaaan let's all just get high and have sex duuuuuuuuuuude.

Shut the fuck up.

[–]MKSinner 192ポイント193ポイント  (54子コメント)

Wtf is wrong with you guys? Every time there's a post with a person that happens to be Muslim, even though Islam isn't mentioned once. You all seem to lose about 70 IQ points.

Grow up.

[–]bunglejerry 55ポイント56ポイント  (3子コメント)

Holy shit the comments in this thread. I think I'm going to go to Youtube. The comments are more insightful there.

[–]k5berry 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

More plus signs than my math final tomorrow.

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The shitty comments are almost outnumbered by the comments bitching about the shitty comments.

[–]zetsui 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was a HONY photo of a Columbia Doctor saying she had a "bad hijab day"

[–]foreignwhipsandDMT 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where are the high schools that are cool with all these quotes I've seen on here? Unfortunately, my HS was way too lame for that.

[–]chuck258 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like to see a good sense of humor on a sensitive issue. She didn't try and make a statement. She didn't try to victimize herself and claim discrimination, she made light of an issue. Women like her are the ones that need to speak for Women's rights in and of Islam.

[–]who_are_you_really 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

that comment blew me away :)

[–]pacsunmama 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

She has such a beautiful smile!!

[–]metrication 23ポイント24ポイント  (10子コメント)

Color me surprised. I actually laughed. It's a pretty clever yearbook quote. /r/metric

[–]Sharmouta_tv 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That made me laugh! :)

[–]Xamuel1804 7ポイント8ポイント  (8子コメント)

I've always wondered if there is a "Bad hijab day". Muslim women please answer.

[–]Sarahslayer 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Windy days= Bad Hijab days. Days when your baby hairs wont cooperate= bad hijab days. Days when you thought you could single layer but it turns out nope too sheer=bad hijab day. Your pin is stabbing you in the side of the head al day= bad hijab day.

But on days when you get your wrap and pins banging maybe a head chain if you're feeling fancy. OHHH.. Best days.

Also the day you discovered either Hoojabs or the no pin no under cap infinity scarf method.BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!

[–]TrenchTownRocker 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Probably are. As a guy I used to get bad turban days. Used to spend ages in front of a mirror trying to get that turban to look just right. Still remember the times I used to juggle with it in prayers when it decided to unravel or slide off lol. Now that am older, I dont wear turbans much, but when I do I just throw it on and am out the door in no time.

[–]thatdudeadam 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a Muslim woman but a Muslim man who happens to know Muslim women and they all complain about bad hijab days but I have no idea what one looks like.

[–]insha2 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is, the hijab looks sloppy and wierd shaped and no matter how hard you try you can't fix it

[–]Celarcade 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm a head-covered Christian, so not hijabi, but my head is still covered in cloth. Yes, there are certainly "bad covering" days where the stupid thing won't stay put for one reasons or another. It beats bad hair days any day of the week, though.

[–]Ghenges 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to act like I'm happy that she has a good sense of humor about it being against her religion to show her hair.. but all I feel is sadness because I'm thinking that even if she wanted to remove the hair cover garment it would have a huge negative impact on her social standings with her family and friends.

[–]PeterRikers 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder how she will define rushing a sorority in college

[–]Bywisdom 24ポイント25ポイント  (9子コメント)

She is beautiful either way I like her attitude

[–]thekokiz 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

she's pretty

[–]KFC_fries 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is one of those "not exactly LOL but kinda funny because of the multiple layers of social commentary".

[–]jrm2007 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or arguably, every day was.