[GILDED] "I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter" [+537]

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In reply to mfg_colour on "So a friend (girl) of mine just sent me this":

how dare you assume there are only two genders...even though it's a joke I still feel like an idiot

At 2015-05-31 18:45:13 UTC, cockOfGibraltar wrote [+557 points: +557, -0]:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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