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[–]ButterApe 284ポイント285ポイント  (12子コメント)

It's for dirt naps.

[–]black_rose_ 121ポイント122ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would nap the fuck out of that truck.

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    [–]Jmuss09 62ポイント63ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Plot twist: He's buried a body in the back of his truck.

    [–]ButterApe 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So is the post pre-OP or post-OP?

    [–]bayofpigdestroyer 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Yeah but i bet you would get all itchy Quick edit: why do i get all itchy when i lie in grass

    [–]Thirdfanged 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Probably mild allergies. My brother has the same thing.

    [–]TwoTenths 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Grass has sharp edges, and insects.

    [–]MysticMoteToter 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm not 100% but If I remember right it's bc the grass blades have tiny ass serrations in them that scrath/cut your skin

    [–]DontWorryAbout_ItPal 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I learned this word from Biggie... "when I bust my gat mothafuckas get dirt napped!"... Gonna have to bump that one today edit:just listened gat, not cap

    [–]alwayslurkeduntilnow 231ポイント232ポイント  (95子コメント)

    Parts of that trucks lawn look greener than mine atm.

    [–]antsugi 260ポイント261ポイント  (78子コメント)

    I too am in California

    [–]skatermario3 225ポイント226ポイント  (76子コメント)

    Texan here

    ::blub blub::

    [–]eriwinsto 182ポイント183ポイント  (71子コメント)

    I loved seeing this in /r/Texas the other day:

    http://i.imgur.com/JcTd5Uu.png

    [–]Qanaahrin 130ポイント131ポイント  (51子コメント)

    http://imgur.com/5vDoU8i Weren't you guys down there having a fucking drought last year?

    [–]Euphorium 156ポイント157ポイント  (28子コメント)

    Texans hate California so much they made it rain just to rub it in their faces.

    [–]wheeldog 15ポイント16ポイント  (19子コメント)

    You dont want to know what Alaskans think of both Texas and CA

    [–]thedrew 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The only state that whines about Texans interesting their property values.

    [–]socsa 7ポイント8ポイント  (2子コメント)

    And all us people on the east coast just find your petty quarrels amusing.

    [–]bryanvickersband 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ...people on the east coast just fine...

    Sounds about right you socialist pigs

    [–]mesostoney 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah right. Philadelphians hate New Yorkers, New Yorkers hate Bostonians, Bostonians hate everyone, and everyone hates New Jersey drivers.

    [–]ofroleo 40ポイント41ポイント  (8子コメント)

    http://imgur.com/5vDoU8i Weren't you guys down there having a fucking drought last year?

    We were having a drought last month...

    [–]eriwinsto 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Go big or go home!

    [–]mishugashu 11ポイント12ポイント  (5子コメント)

    a fucking drought last year

    Last 3 years. We've been in a drought since summer of 2012. And parts of north Texas were still stage 3 drought up until a month ago.

    [–]audiobydarksock 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    and this will not change. the "droughts" we see in the news are about resource mismanagement, not a lack of rainfall. the aral sea didn't dry up because it quit raining one day

    [–]thithiths 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Unfun fact: the Aral Sea dried up largely because of Uzbek cotton farming. If you have any cotton clothes that were made in Uzbekistan, then you were accidentally partly responsible.

    [–]Tejasgrass 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I would have thought it's been longer than that. 2011 was the summer of hell with the ridiculous amount of 100+ degree days and all the wildfires.

    [–]Massuh_Nate 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    For the past several years

    [–]BAMFSoB 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thats El Niño for you.

    [–]400Grapes 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

    "Yes, we need whata." ~ a Californian

    [–]ipodishuser 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Actually, we've got In-N-Out, so we'll be fine

    [–]PM_ME_YOUR_PLUSHIES 3ポイント4ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I don't get it

    [–]BAMFSoB 14ポイント15ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Most of our State is flooding due to abnormally wet weather thanks to El Niño. The joke is the group is going to Whataburger (A popular burger chain in Texas) via raft because its flooding again.

    Here is an example provided by /u/Qanaahrin:

    http://i.imgur.com/5vDoU8i.jpg

    Edit: I just hope this trend continues through August because that's the hottest month of the year.

    [–]Jim1999 509ポイント510ポイント  (69子コメント)

    One day the owner will be in a bar and tell the guy next to him that he's got grass in the back of his truck.

    [–]MrGuttFeeling 257ポイント258ポイント  (61子コメント)

    Then he'll actually have a bag of weed hidden under the grass.

    [–]PorkPoodle 36ポイント37ポイント  (19子コメント)

    Genius!

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      [–]schlimmschlimm 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

      ↑ karma troll, please don't downvote him, thats what he wants...

      [–]BrotyKraut 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Upvoting him isn't doing any good either. Best to just ignore.

      [–]Ophukk 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Best response is no response. karma=0

      [–]HumbleManatee 5ポイント6ポイント  (7子コメント)

      I dont give a shit about what he wants, im still gonna downvote him because i dont want to see his shit comments. Also isnt this guy kind of a legend on reddit? If its even the same dw, of course

      [–]ChampagneSupernova_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Of course I miss his comment even though I'm minutes late. What'd he say? And who is this infamous troller or whatever?

      [–]HumbleManatee 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Hes just a really well known troll and he was complaining about pony porn and being a faggot, nothing revolutionary

      [–]TinkieWinkieBag 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I second this. I'm not "in the loop" with the cool kids these days.

      [–]TechGoat 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Oh dw I'm here I've missed your idiotic troll posts so much. Glad you're back with a new account, you contemptible moron. :-)

      [–]FirstRuleOfSteamSale 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Or he'll be growing weed in the truck bed. He's gone mobile to throw off the cops.

      [–]finc 39ポイント40ポイント  (4子コメント)

      He might get told to sod off.

      [–]rick_mcdingus 114ポイント115ポイント  (6子コメント)

      I was actually talking about something like this with a friend a while back. My idea was that you put sod down in the back of an old truck then take it to some sort of sports event where there's tailgating and set up a chair on the grass so you can drink beer and enjoy that glorious grass on bare feet feeling all while laughing at everyone that doesn't have a truck lawn.

      [–]un_internaute 75ポイント76ポイント  (4子コメント)

      while laughing at everyone that doesn't have a truck lawn.

      So... everyone?

      [–]evasote 25ポイント26ポイント  (2子コメント)

      You know the next guy over is going to do the exact same thing, and you're going to end up drinking your beer in your lawn chair awkwardly trying not to make eye contact with him and his group of friends for an hour

      [–]leros 19ポイント20ポイント  (1子コメント)

      And he will have thicker greener grass than you.

      [–]Phraenk 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The grass is always greener in another truck bed.

      [–]HulkHulkerson 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Except the guy who owns the truck in the OP

      [–]Selsen 82ポイント83ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Perfect for when you need to transport small horses. Keeps them busy during the ride.

      [–]ArchmageNydia 74ポイント75ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Duck sized horses, eh? Aren't there going to be 100 of them though?

      [–]I_likethings 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We're gonna need more trucks and more grass.

      [–]pwniess 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My miniature donkeys would love the hell out of that.

      [–]ctl_forwarder 39ポイント40ポイント  (1子コメント)

      There is an 80+ year old dairy farmer around here who I know. Being a dairy farmer the bed of his pickup has inches of dirt + cow shit in it from years of shit/dirt caked tools being tossed into it.

      Some friends of mine went and stuck some squash seeds in to it while old dairy farmer man was unaware. A few weeks later he was delighted at the fact that he had squash growing in his truck.

      In typical old-farmer fashion he seemed to spend only a few moments wondering why there where squash growing in the pickup before moving on to simply being happy that he had free squash.

      [–]KnottyKitty 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Too often on reddit I'll start reading what seems to be a sweet story, only for it to end with "And then he died a horrible death" or something. Your story was pleasant until the end. 8/10 would read about old farmer and mystery squash again.

      [–]CigarTime 36ポイント37ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Is that Kentucky Bluegrass or California Browngrass?

      [–]Edgarmustavas 47ポイント48ポイント  (2子コメント)

      It's Kentucky Bluegrass crossed with a Northern California sinsemilla. You can play 18 holes on the stuff, go home, and just get stoned to the bejesus bells.

      [–]Foxcookies 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I think im on the wrong thread

      [–]My_Name_Is_Santa 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Looks like Datsun greenish deadgrass.

      [–]shitfilledtwatfart 58ポイント59ポイント  (6子コメント)

      I bet it's a bitch to mow.

      [–]Massuh_Nate 32ポイント33ポイント  (4子コメント)

      On the contrary, its probably like 30 seconds with a weedeater

      [–]keanex 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Is a weed eater different than assed whacker?

      [–]turtle_flu 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

      That's an interesting weedwacker you got there.

      [–]keanex 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ah man, dunno how that happened.

      [–]TankerD18 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Well, it would be if most of the grass wasn't dead.

      [–]Kuhleeb 56ポイント57ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Plant a tree in there OP. You can become the new aged Johnny Appleseed.

      [–]freckledfuck 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

      the new aged johnny appleseed would more appropriately grow cannabis fields for public consumption

      [–]mabvs 55ポイント56ポイント  (1子コメント)

      That's Johnny Dankweed.

      [–]MrWoodser 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      omg. I want to believe in Johnny Dankweed. He's like the Santa of /r/trees.

      [–]thefringthing 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

      People are downvoting, but this is a decent analogy. The historical Johnny Appleseed planted orchards of apples on the frontier, then as European settlement grew, sold the orchard to someone who wanted to make cider (apples weren't really very edible at that time), move further west, and start over.

      [–]freckledfuck 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

      People think johnny appleseed was a hippie that loved apples but he was just a homeless guy that wanted to get people drunk.

      [–]PuzzleDuster 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Sounds a little like the supposed persona of Jesus as well.

      He turned water into wine, probably to cope with him immortality and some father issues. Goddamn drunkard.

      [–]DerangedSenpai 36ポイント37ポイント  (12子コメント)

      I wonder if he has dogs, and the grass is for his dogs.

      [–]I_likethings 44ポイント45ポイント  (6子コメント)

      My dog would eat all the grass and then throw up all over the road.

      [–]SueZbell 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It could be so the dog would not need to ride on a metal truck bed that heats in the summer sun. People who care about their animals would put something between their pet's feet and hot metal.

      [–]Triviaandwordplay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Mine would kill it with his piss, and leave shits all over it.

      [–]DerangedSenpai 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Our dogs could be twins

      [–]STRLESS1 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Now all you need is some flowers and you'll have a flower bed :P

      [–]natethelion 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Oh sweet a guitar center magazine

      [–]geoffschiller 70ポイント71ポイント  (18子コメント)

      I'd like to imagine that this truck belongs to a redneck named "Gary, the sensitive one" and that when, every night or so, his 20 something brothers and sisters are whooping and hollering, crackin open cans of Pabst and throwing empty spray deodorants in the bonfire, Gary slowly circumnavigates the ruckus in his truck, a bevy of small, adorable farm animals in tow. As the night grows older and the warm Alabama sun begins to set, Gary softly lulls the little critters to sleep with the hum of his jalopy and gentle cooing. As the last adolescent "Oink" is uttered by one of the piglets, Gary turns his head to gaze out of the pickup's window. He sees the small, illuminated dots of his brothers and sisters in the distance, fluttering around the bonfire like moths. With all his might Gary wishes the farm was his own.

      [–]Euphorium 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Rednecks wouldn't give him that nickname. It'd be "ol' Weird Gary".

      [–]MrsBlooper 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

      "Girly Gary"

      [–]not_aNinja 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Unfortunately, knowing enough rednecks, he'd probably just be called "fag boy"

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      [–]cattailmatt 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

      Rednecks drink Coors. At least the ones I know do.

      [–]PuzzleDuster 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Rednecks often just drink cheap canned beer.

      [–]Jagorilla 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Pretty sure I robbed myself of 10 years of life by drinking Big Flats through college. I want to say a 6 pack was less than $3. Shit tastes like straight up poverty.

      [–]PuzzleDuster 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ahh, the college years; Cheap beers, because rather than appreciation of quality just get as fucked out of your skull as humanly possible.

      Lovely times.

      [–]johnnybgoode 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Bud or Bud Light in my area.

      [–]OMGLMAOWTF_com 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Plot twist: last summer the guy picked up a hitchhiker with a creative solution to that "ass, grass, or gas" bumper sticker.

      [–]Tift 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's a fa-sod.

      [–]A_K_U 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That is a Datsun 620, and I'll take it, grass and all

      [–]texastoasty 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

      My first thought was this would make his bed rusty, then I realized his tailgate was heals shut with a fridge handle and realized he has bigger issues.

      [–]CleverFunnyName 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's not a fridge handle. It comes that way, with another one on the other side.

      [–]killaho69 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Same exact thought.

      [–]sailoralex 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

      There's a truck like this at the local farmers market that they let rabbits and chickens hang out in as a kind of petting zoo.

      [–]IThoughtYoudBeBigger 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Datsun. I only have a 510 Wagon now, but I will have one of those trucks one day.

      [–]Dharmatician 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Just Drivin my Hot Sod

      [–]SudoMoniker 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I need that Datsun engine!

      And if you guys as old as that truck you probably have some scruff of your own growing on your back too. Not that I'd know, hem hem.

      [–]frankstandard 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Looks like California

      [–]120282 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Cash, grass, or ass!

      [–]Tha_Darkness 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      These stormwater management measures have gone too far. First green roofs and now this?

      [–]noteethleroy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I did this same thing in the back of my Toyota years ago when we had some leftover sod from a job. It did only last about 2 weeks but the dogs loved it while it lasted.

      [–]ryanknapper 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I bet this does not improve the truck's gas mileage.

      [–]SticklerMrMeeseeks 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This actually isn't that odd. When I worked in landscaping - between all the dirt and grass seed we'd lug around, if we didn't clean out the bed it would look like a field in no time at all.

      [–]joshuaoha 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

      So that when you take your girl down to they levy for a saturday night date, you can lay on the grass, but not leave your truck.

      [–]Noteleet 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Datsun 620?

      [–]TheCamPayne 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Badass! Time for a tiny mower!

      [–]jazzywilly 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      How else r u supposed to carry a cow ?!

      [–]franklinspanda 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He's got better looking grass than I do on my lawn.

      [–]Banana_blanket 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This guy made a mobile driving range. Just open the gate, park facing an open field or a lake or something, and boom, tee box.

      [–]Dinkdinkdata 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

      If you cut your lawn and find a truck in there, you might be a redneck!

      [–]Euphorium 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      tanks mister foxwordy

      [–]DieserDamage 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'd live in it

      [–]lazarus22 -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The grass is always greener on the other side of the hatchback.

      [–]Engineeredtobebetter 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Let me guess, it runs on bio diesel too

      [–]worldnewsrager 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He needs to move that card, it'll leave a brow... nevermind.

      [–]illiteret 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He put the lawn in the truck cuz you know he parks that piece of shit in his yard. The pile of cigarette butts made my hungover stomach flip too. 'Murica

      [–]inspectortin 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Clearly not in California.

      [–]braineaters138 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's to hide the 20kilos of coke underneath it.

      [–]pressrecord 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Someone at my local farmer's market does this. It's so she can display/sell chickens and hens to people interested.

      [–]cupofworms 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He should cover the wheel wells with hay to complete the look.

      [–]Mykaka 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The real question here is what's in the ice chest?

      [–]Hardack 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It looks like shit. If it was green cool but this is stupid.

      [–]HAyoudirtywhore 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The mobile picnic

      [–]peepleofzewurldrelax 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Maybe he's trying to offset his carbon emissions.

      [–]carabeer 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Not a terrible idea, actually. Prevents scratches... fun to lie down in... looks pretty cool...

      ...pain in the ass to mow... hard to maintain...

      [–]roundcircle 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

      except his whole bed will rust out in a year at that rate.

      [–]DownvotesForGood 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Would be really easy with a whipper snipper actually. It's not like you have to try and not hit the interior sides of the box, they're all ready pretty fucked.

      [–]lampbowlspoon 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is that where the goat lives?

      [–]possiblyarealdeer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I wonder how long you could keep something like this going, with maintenance of some sort.

      [–]TumbleweedTraveler 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I would totally start watering it.

      [–]Grizzant 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      He's going green...doing his part for the environment

      [–]Gitanes 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      why? cause he can, that's why.

      [–]wde4au 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ch-ch-ch-chia!

      [–]ResonantOne 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Great until the moisture it traps rots out the bottom of the bed...

      [–]shingoRS 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      throw in some dirt, some grass seeds, some water, and then add datsun...

      [–]lewy01 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      In California?

      [–]mishugashu 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Is this Austin? This seems like it would be in Austin. Although it would make it an old picture, because everything is green after all this rain we've been getting.

      [–]CautiousChild 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Saw one of those in Stl but it was filled to the top with dirt and had a legit garden in it.

      [–]Lavagasm 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I would definitely plant some bentgrass on this bitch. Dig a hole in it and charge children to get in the back and play putt putt.

      [–]SueZbell 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      My first thought is that, in the absence of a waterproof truck bed liner, he's slowly destroying his own truck w/rust.

      [–]diyturds 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      i know that datson!

      [–]shrimpcreole 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Problematic for your truck but just imagine stretching out on the grass, drink in hand and watching a meteor shower. Fuck yeah.

      [–]BlancMer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      this looks so unappealing

      [–]emodestroyer 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I should show you the mushrooms growing in the back of my bronco

      [–]FriscoBay 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It's like a mobile park

      [–]Rebeerme 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I feel like this would be the best thing ever for a drive-in movie

      [–]thyming -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

      So how much extra gas is he buying because of this?

      [–]crowscountingspades 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Take that, California!

      [–]yaxy2k 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Carbon offsets.

      [–]techatyou 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm guessing that is Sod? But i'm not sure.

      [–]naturelover7777 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      mobile mini-putt GENIUS

      Micro-putt

      [–]BCJunglist 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ohh boy that's gonna rust

      [–]xanadu21 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Must be from California. Grass is almost dead.

      [–]windowtothesky 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I was hoping that was a "pick up your dog poop" sign on the grass

      [–]Mugiwaras 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Not as bad as this car fully wrapped in grass, or this flanno wrapped car.

      [–]pyrobandit 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I remember Bill Nye the Science Guy had a car wrapped in grass and I always thought it was super cool. He has an excuse though because its FOR SCIENCE!

      [–]mlkelty 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ugh, sod that.

      [–]Doctor_Turkleton 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      "Son, can you mow the truck for me today?"

      [–]tweediddly 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Can we talk about how the extra weight is affecting his otherwise obviously great gas mileage?