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[–]mofugginrob 1584ポイント1585ポイント  (45子コメント)

Jim, just so you know... You draw nice butts.

[–]MattTheGr8 407ポイント408ポイント  (22子コメント)

... and I cannot lie.

[–]stewmeat 130ポイント131ポイント  (11子コメント)

No other brother can deny.

[–]CaliburS 153ポイント154ポイント  (10子コメント)

When a lady genie walks in with that itty bitty lamp

[–]NinjaRobotPilot 242ポイント243ポイント  (9子コメント)

And the dungeon's nice and damp, I get RUBBED.

[–]IranianGenius 79ポイント80ポイント  (8子コメント)

Wanna pull out my pen

[–]KaySquay 70ポイント71ポイント  (7子コメント)

'cause you know the notes weren't taken

[–]Wonkybonky 30ポイント31ポイント  (5子コメント)

Deep in the wishes I'm makin

[–]scottrepreneur[🍰] 14ポイント15ポイント  (3子コメント)

I love reddit raps. is that a thing? /r/redditraps

[–]Civil_Barbarian 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 posts for it in two years. Let's give it the traffic it deserves. Just like /r/redditorchestra

[–]othmuse 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read that as /r/reddittraps at first, which may actually be relevant :/

[–]SmartAlec105 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 posts starting at 2 years ago...

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      [–]hospoda 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Just like those hips.

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        [–]greatkingrat 72ポイント73ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Obviously learned from here https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1qu7yi/how_to_draw_great_butts_with_just_five_lines_314/

        [–]BigBassBone 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

        That is the dumbest video I've ever seen on the internet. I watched the whole thing.

        [–]AlexPlaysIbanez 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I'm so oddly happy having watched this

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          [–]SpaceCowboy734 102ポイント103ポイント  (10子コメント)

          http://i.imgur.com/ddLGgiq.jpg

          [–]rillip 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Jim, just so you know... I masturbated furiously to your comic.

          [–]DoWhile 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

          You know what they say, ass is hometown.

          [–]pilas2000 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I got an hardon reading this and I am 37

          [–]Brudus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yeah he's really got that backwards C down pat.

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            [–]Jerlko 341ポイント342ポイント  (23子コメント)

            I like how there was 1 wish for just boobs then another wish for the rest of the body.

            [–]UncleverAccountName 221ポイント222ポイント  (18子コメント)

            1 wish for boobs 1 wish for butt 1 wish for marriage

            Genie is still a man

            [–]Demosthenes01101 104ポイント105ポイント  (7子コメント)

            Boobs get their own wish, because, boobs. Second wish was for a woman (duh). Third wish was for...marriage/family/take your pick.

            [–]IConrad 141ポイント142ポイント  (5子コメント)

            First wish: female.

            Second wish: hot.

            Third wish: marriage.

            [–]InsightfulLemon 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I think he wished for 'live happily ever after'. He looks older and content.

            [–]Yellow_Brick_Road 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

            I wish you had boobs

            I wish you were a woman

            I wish you were the mother of my children

            [–]gimmeajob 41ポイント42ポイント  (4子コメント)

            A transgenie

            [–]LuxNocte 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

            /r/futanari sends their regards. (NSFW tagged for those who have no sense of context)

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              [–]ranfea 12ポイント13ポイント  (2子コメント)

              1 wish for the genie to be a woman. 1 wish to be a human.

              [–]DrHenryPym 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

              Not quite; s/he still had a goatee, with boobs.

              [–]p90xeto 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Maybe like the dwarves, genie women have beards?

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                [–]Djatha 263ポイント264ポイント  (25子コメント)

                This is an interesting way to get around wishing more wishes! Fingers crossed it is a hereditary trait

                [–]Slumberfunk 157ポイント158ポイント  (10子コメント)

                I've tried fucking a lamp, it didn't work.

                [–]SculptusPoe 46ポイント47ポイント  (8子コメント)

                Instructions unclear...

                [–]cbessemer 51ポイント52ポイント  (7子コメント)

                ....dick stuck in genie

                [–]gibberish5387 31ポイント32ポイント  (2子コメント)

                But that's what you wanted, right?

                [–]cbessemer 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

                I'd prefer to be able to move it a bit....but things could be worse.

                [–]Juking_is_rude 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

                god dammit Al, put your pants back on, I'll get you the damn girl

                [–]supaphly42 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Good thing it's a wet/dry vac.

                [–]skelebone 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Genie stuck in dick. Rub for wishes. If no genie appears, keep at it; genie could be sleeping.

                [–]FlippinArkansas 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                I dream of ... that.

                [–]w-7 31ポイント32ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Relevent XKCD

                [–]Poobslag 47ポイント48ポイント  (7子コメント)

                The hard part is cramming the kids into a lamp

                [–]Djatha 77ポイント78ポイント  (6子コメント)

                When they're born, humans are still quite malleable. Just put them in a jar, it'll fit, no worries.

                Besides, it makes baby sitting a whole lot easier: just shelve your kids for the night.

                [–]TotesMessenger 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

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                [–]478431188447 12ポイント13ポイント  (4子コメント)

                Bonsai Children

                [–]karpitstane 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Oh, crap. I set up a bonsai cat months ago, and forgot to check on it! Think it will still come out ok?

                [–]478431188447 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Doubtful. You really have to keep up with the antibiotics or else they will spoil.

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                  [–]entity314159 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Wut?

                  [–]Msingh999 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  Everyone knows you don't wish for more wishes. You wish for another genie.

                  [–]TheBaronOfTheNorth 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  The kids can only grant 1.5 wishes since they're half genie so you have to be really careful with your wishes.

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                    [–]ElBravo 253ポイント254ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    well, at least he didnt call the Butt Genie http://i.imgur.com/vmdma.gif

                    [–]Chemical_Scum 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I'd like to imagine that since they are both in the middle of the desert, they are probably both exhausted, one of them just died from dehydration, and the second one, in his delirium, started rubbing the other person's ass, and imagines a genie comes to his rescue.

                    He then immediatly regrets seeing the mirage genie, since he realizes that he is the one which will be accused of said butt rubbing.

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                      [–]modeswings 584ポイント585ポイント  (88子コメント)

                      Haha what a sicko, he still makes her walk around the house in front of the kids in a bikini after 6 years

                      [–]IranianGenius 895ポイント896ポイント  (80子コメント)

                      He doesn't make her. It's what she likes to do. It's empowering to her. Check your genie privilege.

                      [–]TotesMessenger 74ポイント75ポイント  (73子コメント)

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                      [–]noyourenottheonlyone 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I fucking love this bot

                      [–]IranianGenius 146ポイント147ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      lol of course they did.

                      [–]uv0001 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      lol, wow.

                      [–]JustKeepsHappening 64ポイント65ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      Hit a nerve obviously.

                      [–]aspionage 29ポイント30ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's impossible to avoid hitting a nerve when their skin is so thin.

                      [–]CitizenPremier 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Srs is offended that we make fun of srs. Being a member of a hate group is not what I'd call a protected class!

                      [–]MarcsterS 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      Everytime, I'm so tempted to see what's in there.

                      All the butthurt collected into one mass.

                      [–]SwibbleTheUnbanned 7ポイント8ポイント  (63子コメント)

                      Would this be a bad place to advertise 8chan

                      [–]mattheus21 17ポイント18ポイント  (62子コメント)

                      Since 8chan is always shite, then yes.

                      [–]SwibbleTheUnbanned 1ポイント2ポイント  (61子コメント)

                      at least we don't have an underclass who get admonished by SJWs every 10 seconds

                      oh yeah and you won't get shadowbanned for agreeing with the wrong thing

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                        [–]Dragon-Porn-Expert 129ポイント130ポイント  (3子コメント)

                        Goddamn human patriarchy takes the genie's wishes for their own selfish use.

                        [–]FlamingWings 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I am a fortuneTeller kin and this comic triggered me

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                          [–]conandy 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Well the genie was completely naked before he came along, so at least he was nice enough to include the bikini when wishing for T&A.

                          EDIT: Sort of like a reverse Dobby.

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                            [–]Dantae4C 439ポイント440ポイント  (27子コメント)

                            lovely touch on the children's skin and hair

                            [–]Freecandyhere 162ポイント163ポイント  (23子コメント)

                            I like how she's still wearing the same outfit years later

                            [–]JamboMcQuambo 170ポイント171ポイント  (15子コメント)

                            And he's got a gut and a receding hairline. That last panel is brilliant.

                            [–]Peach_Molotov 63ポイント64ポイント  (11子コメント)

                            Classic American sitcom.

                            [–]Ralph_Finesse 22ポイント23ポイント  (8子コメント)

                            This would be a great sitcom, actually. Really progressive esp. if you used flashbacks from time to time haha.

                            [–]kochier 36ポイント37ポイント  (6子コメント)

                            I dream of genie?

                            [–]Ralph_Finesse 23ポイント24ポイント  (4子コメント)

                            Pretty sure they never went back and revealed Genie used to be a man.

                            [–]southern_boy 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

                            Just like Firefly, IDOJ ended far too soon...

                            [–]Lots42 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

                            So we're saying IDOJ would have been improved with skin-eating pirates?

                            [–]southern_boy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Maybe... but that ain't exactly logical. Cuttin' on their own faces, rapin' and murdering...

                            Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

                            But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories.

                            Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?

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                              [–]patanoster 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              how i met your genie

                              [–]cameroncac 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              happy cakeday

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                                  [–]Jukebox_Villain 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                  Well sure, you don't wish for a super hot genie chick in a bikini who never ages or gets fat to fall in love with you, then wish for her to start wearing frumpy comfortable clothes instead...

                                  [–]kerrrsmack 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  As is tradition.

                                  [–]478431188447 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Well dude was rockin his birthday suit for thousands of years before then.

                                  [–]CaptchaInTheRye 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                  Alternatively, you could look at it as if he wished to instantly be a middle aged man married to the genie with two children.

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                                    [–]caveman127 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                    Until I saw your comment I just assumed the white kid was from a previous marriage. Totally missed that

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                                      [–]Mogg_the_Poet 406ポイント407ポイント  (41子コメント)

                                      Unable to perceive consequences Man rubs a genie lamp:

                                      "I wish I could see boobs"

                                      "Fuck"

                                      "I wish I everyone else was a girl"

                                      "Fuck"

                                      "I wish I had a happy family with the next girl I met"

                                      "FUUUUUCK"

                                      [–]CaliburS 63ポイント64ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                      Thought about it more like this:

                                      "I wish I was with a beautiful girl" "Fuck" "I wish me and that girl fall in love and make a family" "FUUUUUCK"

                                      [–]PraiseIPU 41ポイント42ポイント  (23子コメント)

                                      genie: ok you are a beautiful girl

                                      wisher: WITH! i said WITH a beautiful girl

                                      [–]fugitivesam 62ポイント63ポイント  (21子コメント)

                                      10/10 wouldn't mind

                                      [–]AdmiralShark 49ポイント50ポイント  (8子コメント)

                                      10/10 Would buy mirrors and sex toys.

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                                          [–]Shnazzyone 169ポイント170ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                          I wish I everyone else was a girl

                                          everyone now deformed girls

                                          [–]Snailic 141ポイント142ポイント  (14子コメント)

                                          I wish I everyone else was a girl

                                          From 7+billion people on the planet down to 2 people.

                                          [–]MaliciousLeviathan 98ポイント99ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                          and seven billion voices in her head screaming in uncontrollable pain that is coalescing with confusion and despair.

                                          but at least they have great tits.

                                          [–]YeaISeddit 56ポイント57ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                          So, basically a Bene Geserrit.

                                          [–]w1nt3r_mute 17ポイント18ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                          Hurray for the Dune reference!

                                          [–]southern_boy 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Fairly said but more like a Kwisatz Haderach - those fearful BG witches could never face their male progenitors fully.

                                          Speaking of which, it's a pleasure to meet you friend... no need to thank me for shushing those other voices. Can you do me a teensy little favor of ordering up a few dozen stuffed quail and maybe that delectable pool boy we passed by earlier?

                                          [–]cATSup24 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                          Sounds like that one will turn into an abomination.

                                          [–]bjornkrage 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                          something something evangelion

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                                            [–]BudLackBrian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                            everyone else is singular

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                                              [–]benjancewicz 114ポイント115ポイント  (26子コメント)

                                              3rd rule, kid. I can't make anyone fall in love with anybody else.

                                              [–]cbessemer 197ポイント198ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                              who said anything about love? He simply wished for a wife.

                                              [–]Frigidevil 94ポイント95ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                              And it certainly doesn't look like the genie is in love in the last panel.

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                                                [–]StevenTheCelebrity 34ポイント35ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Rips off shirt, flexes pecks "Shhhhh baby you've worked your magic. Let me work mine."

                                                [–]Yuphrum 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                What about making someone lust after you...?

                                                [–]JesusDeSaad 8ポイント9ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                Who says she's in love?

                                                [–]NeonDisease 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                There are a few provisos...a few quid-pro-quos....

                                                [–]AllURBaseARBelong2Us 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it, GREAT

                                                [–]kokain711 145ポイント146ポイント  (43子コメント)

                                                She is still petrified after 6 yrs of marriage?

                                                [–]Citizen_Kong 189ポイント190ポイント  (28子コメント)

                                                They just watched the ending of Lost.

                                                [–]MonkeyBones 36ポイント37ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                Wouldn't she just be pissed off then?

                                                [–]Citizen_Kong 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                To me, she kinda looks pissed off.

                                                [–]FlippinArkansas 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                Resting genie bitch face.

                                                [–]James_Locke 14ポイント15ポイント  (24子コメント)

                                                Hey, I liked that shit.

                                                [–]SarcasticGamer 45ポイント46ポイント  (9子コメント)

                                                What makes you think she is his wife and not some kind of sex slave?

                                                [–]NinjaRobotPilot 29ポイント30ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                She probably is. Remember, blue Robin Williams said you can't wish for love.

                                                [–]kokain711 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                Look at his face, he is decent man with happy kids.

                                                [–]the6crimson6fucker6 84ポイント85ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                ...and an imortal sex slave.

                                                [–]bobqjones 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                what's 50 odd years in the life of an immortal being?

                                                let him have his fun.

                                                [–][deleted] 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                She still fits into the same bikini after two kids? What's her secret!?

                                                [–]mfg_colour 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                no but

                                                [–]immafiremylaser 71ポイント72ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                I think the genie's petrified stare alongside the guy being fatter and having a receding hairline is what really makes this comic for me.

                                                [–]river710 35ポイント36ポイント  (22子コメント)

                                                This is kinda... hot.

                                                [–]nsfwthrowawayalt 5ポイント6ポイント  (15子コメント)

                                                If you're seriously serious, I have some websites you might be interested in.

                                                [–]CrazyErich 11ポイント12ポイント  (10子コメント)

                                                Im serious

                                                [–]stealingyourfire 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                well then a good place to start is searching TG on deviantart if you're into the whole man becomes a woman thing if you're into the whole character has no control of their actions thing but you don't want anything too "rapey" the that's either straight up BDSM or erotic hypnosis, a combination of the three can be found by looking "deeper into any number of them (IE putting both into the same google search). I prefer "open tg captions" but just because of the constancy of new content, but "fictionmania" is good if you don't mind reading your porn.

                                                [–]nsfwthrowawayalt 2ポイント3ポイント  (7子コメント)

                                                I'm at work, gimme an hour or so

                                                edit: I don't think I should post links to NSFW content, so I'm PMing anyone who wants it a big document I wrote with links and such

                                                [–]CochMaestro 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                It's been an hour...HOW LONG UNTIL THE SO!!!

                                                edit: Didn't really want the link...but I guess I got it anyway, so at least I got that going for me.....

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                                                      [–]EldritchMind 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      hot

                                                      That's my fetish.

                                                      [–]Norma5tacy 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I think I just have a thing for relationships with a human and other being in comics.

                                                      [–]Accipehoc 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      It's just like my japanese comic books!

                                                      [–]TheGreyGuardian 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      :D

                                                      [–]Dookie_boy 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Well, that ass is just refusing to quit.

                                                      [–]morzinbo 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I figure he only wished for 1 thing, so now the genie has to stay with him until he makes the other two wishes.

                                                      [–]OnSnowWhiteWings 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      Is it exploitation to use your genie daughter for an extra wish?

                                                      [–]Not_A_PedophiIe 8ポイント9ポイント  (5子コメント)

                                                      2 wishes to turn the genie female? 1 wish was for the genie to have nice boobs and the second wish was the the genie to be a girl with a nice butt.

                                                      [–]BorschtFace 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

                                                      Well yeah, how often does a woman have your ideal rack AND butt? Just in terms of any individual's particular taste. For me, the Venn diagram doesn't intersect by much, but where it does, I'm disappointed to find out that surgery has been involved.

                                                      [–]Not_A_PedophiIe 2ポイント3ポイント  (3子コメント)

                                                      What if he wished for a look-a-like of a character from a movie. This way, unlike the actress, the character is made to look perfect even when they're not made-up. Also, even if the actress had plastic surgery, the character can be someone who looks like that even without surgery.

                                                      [–]BorschtFace 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      You're on to something. Or just go for the Mystique angle, where the wish encompasses that she can turn into any form at will. That way depending on your mood, you can go with anyone's look you choose. Which sounds awesome, until she gets mad at you about something, then she walks around as Chris Farley...

                                                      [–]neoform 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      So like, she's his slave or something?

                                                      [–]DownpoursForAll 48ポイント49ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      The polite word is marriage.

                                                      [–]HOWDEHPARDNER 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Your style and joke here remind me of one of the main MAD cartoonists.

                                                      [–]Thisisnotmyemail 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Even if they didn't like your covers (idiots), please keep sending cartoons to the New Yorker. I'd love for one day for my RES tag for you to come true.

                                                      [–]bundle_of_bricks 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Can you imagine how much of an existential crisis it must be for a genie when someone rubs their lamp? Inside they can do whatever they want, they are basically god. Then some jerks rubs the edge of their universe and they are obliged to grant them three wishes. And most of those jerks fuck it up royally.

                                                      [–]cbessemer 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Per usual, Jim makes something absolutely hilarious without needing words. Well done.

                                                      [–]jahgoldenpen 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

                                                      Infinite $$$, elvern immortality and drugs have no negative effects

                                                      [–]Patches67 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Basically a slight twist on I Dream of Jeannie

                                                      [–]BlackBerryJamJar 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Aladdin could of turned out so differently.

                                                      [–]Bzzt 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Guys like this are why no one gets any wishes these days.

                                                      [–]Pillagerguy 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      What are the other 2 wishes?

                                                      [–]Rizzpooch 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      well he clearly wished for sex at least twice

                                                      [–]Purp 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      The kids did it for me. I wonder if the genie gene is recessive?

                                                      [–]soummkay 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I Dream of Gene?

                                                      [–]Daffoo 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Couldn't he have just wished for a hot wife?

                                                      [–]MisoPlas 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      That poor genie.

                                                      [–]111UKD111 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Genie rape is a serious issue.

                                                      [–]spacemanspiiiff 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      Wouldn't that mean that the genie would be free to go since he took all 3 wishes? He should have just used two then made him/her stick around

                                                      [–]chrismsx 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Mmmm depends on how you look at it.

                                                      Wish 1) I wish you were a hot woman. Wish 2) I wish we were married. Wish 3) I wish you were with me forever.

                                                      Since Genie must obey, he/she's stuck.

                                                      [–]pantherbrujah 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      I prefer the concept that order of the stick took with gender change where the character remained exactly the same minus some small facial hair.

                                                      [–]LocalMadman 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Those eyes on the genie are hilarious.

                                                      [–]Ghost_R11121 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      So the genie has had that look on its face for, what, 6 years now?

                                                      [–]maview 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

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                                                      [–]Omnipraetor 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      What a waste...
                                                      Just wish for "A wife who loves me unconditionally"

                                                      [–]emyfile 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

                                                      I am a feminist, I believe in equal rights for everyone. Shit like this comment makes people think all feminists just hate fun and men. True ones don't. This is great humour and nothing malicious at all, and a great, mature response. People need to lighten up a little and stop taking life so serious. Also, do more comic strips!

                                                      [–]Vince1855 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Genie probably feels rubbed the wrong way

                                                      [–]Schootingstarr 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

                                                      BÜCK DICH FEE, DENN WUNSCH IST WUNSCH!

                                                      [–]vivvav 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      This is horrifying and disgusting on so many levels and offends all of my moral sensibilities.

                                                      It's hilarious.

                                                      [–]PraetorianXVIII 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

                                                      Jim, this is one of your best so far.

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