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[–]deebrie 73ポイント74ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's not stickied anymore. A+

[–]stonguse 40ポイント41ポイント  (0子コメント)

WE DID IT REDDIT

[–]TrandaBear 32ポイント33ポイント  (7子コメント)

speaking of meta, should Sam from GoT remain a flair? Motherfucker totally got laid. With the girl of his choice.

[–]shitsfuckedupalot 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even more, After standing up to bullies.

[–]mattyyt 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

But he is losing all his friends...

[–]TrandaBear 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dying and going off to kick ass are totally legit reasons. It's not like they got tired of his facebook posts.

[–]mocha__ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

He just shows that being a le gentleman guy works! Keep it up everyone! The friend zone is a thing of the past!

[–]Grave_Girl 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need a legbeard flair too, for us wimmens.

[–]cerebralshrike 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

But his best friend knows nothing.

[–]angrypotato1seth rogen 128ポイント129ポイント  (8子コメント)

[Meta [Meta]] getting mad because your favorite forum has bad moderators

Ayyy, jokes aside. It's down now isn't it?

[–]OptimalCynic 68ポイント69ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't think the OP is getting mad. Looks more like a "heh, spot the neckbeard" post to me.

[–]flinxsl 74ポイント75ポイント  (3子コメント)

implying we aren't all neckbeards here

[–]2_l8_m8 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Everyone is neckbeard to some extent.

[–]Gr34v0 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's when many elements of the neckbeard compound into the specimens we recognize do things go bad.

[–]TripStep 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My neckbeard game was so on point until about an hour ago.

[–]angrypotato1seth rogen 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Heh. Usually negativity towards mods comes from buttmad but this could be an exception.

[–]Neuro_Skeptic 15ポイント16ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the opposite, mod buttmad at his own sub.

[–]I_EAT_GUSHERSknows everything, accomplishes nothing 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks like Objective-C.

[–]MalevolentFerretFedora The Explorer 91ポイント92ポイント  (48子コメント)

...I don't understand what the problem is. I'm not here to talk about feminism, I'm here to laugh at neckbeards.

edit: this sub has gone to shit, sayonara dickheads

[–]RockFourFour 155ポイント156ポイント  (40子コメント)

I would also add that neckbeards run the full spectrum from White Knight to misogynist.

Neckbeards are truly a culturally diverse people, and we should embrace them all.

[–]IKilledYourBabyToday 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

Neckbeard expert here. Been studying the Beardusnecktimite (Commonly known as he who is bearded of neck, or even more commonly known, 'neckbeard') for many years. And while I as an expert will agree that Beardusnecktimite are a very diverse subspecies, your reasoning is false. What you see as a "White Knight" is actually just the common "misogynist neckbeard" (Scientifically known as Niceitomeousguyis) camouflaging himself. Think of how many predators will disguise themselves to get closer to their prey. This is exactly that. You might see a neckbeard saying things typical of a white knight, but don't be fooled. This is merely a technique employed to try to win favor with women, or in the common tongue "m'ladies".

For example, you'll see a neckbeard "white knighting" a m'lady, and it looks genuine. But if his techniques are ineffective (And 99% of the time they are) then the camouflage is quickly dropped and his true colors are shown. The Beardusnecktimite's common attacks include verbal abuse such as "bitch", "slut", or "whore". But they also often employ a tactic of pseudopsychological analyzation of their prey. "This whore has daddy issues" is a decent example. Implying that she woman (whore) has daddy issues and thus does not like 'nice guys' like him, and as such will only date assholes.

I hope I've helped to educate you a bit on your misconception of the two major types of Beardusnecktimite.

[–]woodpecker91 20ポイント21ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we put this on the sidebar? People need to be reminded of this every so often.

[–]OptimalCynic 58ポイント59ポイント  (26子コメント)

White Knights aren't feminists either. They're just at the patronising end of misogyny. I think anti-feminism, whether conscious or unconscious, is a defining feature of neckbeardism.

[–]pingas-9000 21ポイント22ポイント  (12子コメント)

Look at the editors that defended Zoe Quinn after the shitstorm as a good example.
Neogaf asshole is the definition of this. I mean for fucks sake he went from posting revenge porn one week to being a "powerful feminist" the next, despite still doing similar shit.

[–]OfficialCocaColaAMA 19ポイント20ポイント  (11子コメント)

Honestly, the most neckbeardy thing I can think of is actually being able to follow whatever happened with Zoe Quinn.

[–]pingas-9000 1ポイント2ポイント  (9子コメント)

What do you mean by that?

[–]ManveerX 2ポイント3ポイント  (8子コメント)

Anyone who gave a shit about that stuff earned themselves a few neckbeard points

[–]DannyLee90 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think anyone truly comprehends it. They just let the hate flow through them.

[–]YallAreElliotRodger 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

White Knights aren't feminists either. They're just at the patronising end of misogyny.

You're expecting redditors to know what feminism is? Really? That's like expecting a toddler to be able to do algebra.

[–]mutatersalad1 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

redditors

You're a redditor. I see you around here more than anyone else.

What do you have to say for yourself?

[–]YallAreElliotRodger 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't identify as a redditor. It's not an integral part of my personality. I just post here to laugh at redditors while pissing away time at work.

[–]mutatersalad1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No-one identifies as a redditor.

[–]Wooshio -5ポイント-4ポイント  (8子コメント)

You are just making shit up, like everyone else in this thread, people talk as if neckbeardism is some kind of real, well documented philosophy with its own dogma. I am sure there are plenty of white knights who are genuinely nice to women.

[–]YallAreElliotRodger 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

You are just making shit up, like everyone else in this thread

Yes, because no one could possibly educated.

[–]Wooshio -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

phd in Neckbeardism?

[–]topmarksbrian 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think being nice to women makes you a feminist, just not a cunt.

[–]for_reasons 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

Then they're normal people. Being nice to people isn't some special skill, you autistic fuck. White knighting is being nice in order to get laid. And getting mad when you cas in that fuck me coupon you've gathered while being nice, and she rejects you because you're a fat autistic fuck.

[–]Wooshio -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why are you so angry? Also white knight does not mean being nice to get laid, it can be applied to anyone attempting to rescue another person from a whatever situation. Anyway ,my point is there are plenty of white knights who aren't putting on a facade just to get laid, thats what I meant by genuinely nice (as opposed to just being on another spectrum of misogyny like some of you are accusing them) and yes many neckbeards are feminists as well, big % of Bronies for example.

[–]for_reasons 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, white knighting is literally faking being nice, hence why no one likes it.

Edit: And because coming down from ecstasy is a bitch. Like you.

[–]AFriendlessTerperAmI 1ポイント2ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm here to mock neckbeards and stink- mostly the latter.

[–]ReedsAndSerpents 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tremendous unappreciated reference.

Pipes are clean, etc.

[–]AFriendlessTerperAmI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was a real shot in the dark.

[–]mutatersalad1 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm here to mock neckbeards and stink.

And I'm all out of stink.

[–]AFriendlessTerperAmI 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plenty to go around on this sub.

[–]ShortWarriorAh, but you mearly adopted the virgin. 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pop it, don't drop it.

[–]SeffMason 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Complaining your favorite sub has gone to shit" --justneckbeardthings

[–]OptimalCynic 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brilliant.

[–]godplaysdice_ 4ポイント5ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's not stickied anymore. What was it about?

[–]Zariussle anonimoose general 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

It was about how we shouldn't force our personal agenda onto this subreddit, and not to create any drama.

[–]retnuh730 17ポイント18ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rule number 1 of causing drama: tell people not to create drama

[–]PraetorianXVIII 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Beautiful. A throwback to the better days of this sub!

[–]DifficultApple 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

This sub has been trash since then tbh and I never visit

[–]-BlitzN9ne 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT: Moving goal posts

[–]JoshuMertensFedora-Less Neckbeard 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

tips sticky keys ;)

[–]collige_virgo_rosas -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

REEEE! My Prostate-specific antigen just delevoped subredditcancer

[–]that_nagger_guy -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is that neckbeardy in any way? Most subreddits do that if it's an important matter.