posted 6 days ago, with 73,822 notes
I just want a zombie apocalypse movie where the infection is sexually transmitted so in the end only a ragged band of asexuals are left to save the world
#as well as celibate ppl lol… or just virgins#but aight (–folkloriic)
a gang of children, a nun, and a handful of asexuals, accompanied by like… one really unpleasant dudebro or something.
so do the zombies have to have sex with people to infect them? Are they just walking around, naked, trying to do the undead deed?